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So I really enjoy looking at videos of girls deepthroating big cocks. I am in a heterosexual relationship and have always found girls to be the more attractive side of the species. I do not feel any attraction to men as a whole, just penises, especially large erect ones. I have recently found that just images of a big dick (like the picture i have posted) alone will bring me great pleasure. i sometimes just google big dicks and look at all the magnificent shlongs, marvelling in their beauty. I am able to see the beauty in a lot of things/people without it actually becoming sexual,...
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>>16769253
>trate
Fracking skinjobs
scar tissue.
>>16769253
you sound like a cuck in the making.
i'd gladly fuck your gf like she deserves.
So, i heard this thing is great if you want to get laid.
Is it true?
not if youre ugly
>>16769209
>I heard this things great if you know how to get laid
FTFY
>>16769209
assuming you're attractive, yes.
you don't have to be a fucking 10/10. minimum 6/10, expect only 5/10 and lower if you're a 6/10.
Hi.
I think I'm not the first parent that opens this discussion. My kid was bullied first by teachers and afterwards by childern. What would be a good solution to stop this? What would you do? I have reported this to Principal but I got threaten that he will take disciplinary measures and will punish my kid.
>>16769197
>remove kid from school
>place kid in new school
ITS LIKE FUCKING MAGIC
>>16769197
That doesn't sound right at all, don't stay.
Why is your kid getting bullied though?
You wouldn't want this to repeat.
Thank you.
This is what I needed to know. I am going to search for a new school.
About six months ago, I realized all at once that I'd become fat.
I'm not talking "whoa, look at that fat guy over there" fat, but I used to have a six pack and now my closet full of medium shirts and size 32 pants is mostly too tight. That kind of fat.
I've learned to say no to the barrage of free shitty food at work and I've successfully been limiting alcohol to two a day. I've stopped the expansion.
Now I need motivation to stay on track. Any books, magazines, sites, whatever, you guys use to stay focused on fitness?
>>16769165
keys to losing weight:
eat less
move more
good luck.
>>16769170
Didn't ask how it works, bud, but glad you took time to not answer my question.
If you need to undo damage, the answer is not to go back to reasonable levels. You have to go past that into the territory of extra benefit. Say no to the shitty food outside of work too. Limit your alcohol to zero per day. Normalcy is the luxury of people already in a good place.
I have Schizoaffective disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, and social anxiety disorder. I also have to find a job that doesn't scare me with an over abundance of people or work thats faster than my slow brain can follow. I have basically no college and no skills. Any advice on what I should do or where I should start?
>>16769151
>>16769151
work for a shipping company throwing boxes around (UPS, fedex, etc). okay pay, long hours, your back and knees takes a pounding.
work at a big wholesale retailer stocking shelves and shit. i suppose there is a possibility of social interaction but i'm sure you can manage pointing people in the right direction. think a costco (competitive) or walmart, etc.
>>16769163
don't you have some internet fight to have with some other tripfag you fucking autist
So I have to appear in court in a few days to face my abuser. Its a good thing except just thinking about it makes me physically ill. I start shaking like a scared Chihuahua or how people jerk and shiver from intense cold. I'm worried that in court I'll appear crazy. What can I do? I'm already taking anti anxiety meds.
>>16769015
>im worried ill appear crazy
assuming you are female why worry? crazy will only speak to how intense the abuse was
>>16769018
Maybe. Bit incoherent and scattered can also work to their advantage. It's just a weird feeling, being so worked up mentally that I'm not in control of my body. The room gets bright and it takes a glass of wine to calm me down but I can't show up with alcohol on my breath.
I hear pic related is a pretty damn good resource to check out.
Hey /adv/, My girlfriend is being seriously harrassed by this jackass named Zach. He's a generic tumblrtard transgender land whale and he's driving my girlfriend to absolute misery on Skype. It's the only way we can speak because she lives in another country. This faggot is literally making new accounts just to fuck with her and it's getting fucking hard to deal with. Every time I confront him he denies it, every time I try and get people to stop him he convinces them he didn't. I don't know what to do, his skype is thechristianguitar and his name...
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>>16768996
Why does your girlfriend keep adding him in the first place? Does she just accept any random friend request she gets on Skype?
>>16769028
He's basically sending her contact requests with messages making her feel horrible and spamming her with anything he can. You still recieve the messages if you don't add to contacts. You only stop getting them if you block,
>>16769040
Then she should make a new Skype account that only you and trustworthy friends know about until he gives up.
Girlfriend and I have vastly different sexual appetites.
I want sex a couple times a week. That's just how often the urge strikes me. She's about it all the time.
We've been together going on three years now, and she's been living with me for a few months. The "couple times a week" thing worked fine when that was how often we saw each other.
She's fit, she's cute, and she's good in bed, I just don't feel like it nearly as often as she does. I don't feel like it's ED; my apparatus works when I'm...
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Sexual compatibility is very important in a relationship, so you're right to be asking this question. As for the answer... there's no easy one. Maybe you can try to quench her thirst for sex with other things? Like just eating her out, or making out. Or just cuddling. Or even just nonsexual activities.
I have been in the same exact situation as you, for the first half. My ex gf had a very high sex drive, but it worked because we only saw each other on weekends. I would imagine it might have become more difficult if we lived together.
>>16769024
this. in many relationships a woman will let a guy fuck her just to get it out of his system. perhaps you can return the favor with tongues and fingers? might be harder im not sure how long it takes women to cum particularly ur gf (faggot here)
>>16768987
Buy her a good vibrator
That way she can get off when you're not in the mood
And you can use it to enhance sex when you have it together
I'm a lot like your girlfriend, I generally want sex all the time too, even on my period. A vibrator solved that problem
So I've been talking to this girl and she's been sending me mixed messages for a while now.
Met her a while back but recently we were at a bar with a group of friends and we hit it off really well. She was laughing at my jokes, flirting, there was mutual touching on the arm and legs and stuff. So I think she's into me, which subsequently starts making me think about her romantically. We get pretty drunk and I want to kiss her but we're at a table in a huge group of our friends and I felt awkward, I'm not big on pda and I'm awkward with women too, hence me posting this. I realize now I should have gotten up from the table, asked her to get a drink with me at the bar and then done it there but I wasn't thinking straight. She eventually leaves and she tells me she'll text me to let me know she got home ok. From then on we start texting for a while. I had lost interest after that night since I found out she was still really into my friend (who I had met her through), and even though he didn't feel the same, from what he (and her as well) told me, she was still not over him. A few weeks later she invites me out to see a movie. I think it's a date. I pick her up and there's an hour until the movie so we head to a local park to talk. It's going well, we're laughing and having some good convo. She suddenly brings up the topic of a girl I was talking to for a while, I don't want to get into it cause I figure it's a date but she's adamant and wants to know what happened. So I tell her and soon after we head over to the theater.
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When we get there Valentines day gets brought up, she asks me if I have a date, I say no, but I'm working on it and give her a smile, she laughs. Then says she has a date, I ask her who, and she says someone she met a while ago, nothing serious. I prod for more info, not sure if she's hinting at me or not, but from the way she talks about it, I'm not it. Well fuck, this wasn't a date at all. After the movie I try to figure out if this was a date or not, so I ask her what she has planned for our next date but she seems confused and asks me, "you mean...
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So I egg her on, I ask her where she's at and what she's doing. She reiterates that shes horny. I ask her what she's going to do about it. She gives me that flirty smile emoji and then says she should text somebody. I say "you're already texting me". Here's what comes back "hahahagag I meant someone else" I'm kinda pissed at this point. She's playing with me. I'm despondent and I don't care anymore. She texts me saying a friend (who has been trying to get with her) asked her to go downtown. I reply dismissively...
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Too unstable for gf material, don't catch feelings. It'll only hurt you in the long run.
This is a retarded idea. I can't think of how this could possibly work out well for you, or anything close to the way you want.
I need something that would make me stay in bed for a while. Much preferable if it is recommended by a doctor.
>>16768752
I simply cannot quit my job directly. I need something that would make me stay in bed/home for at least two weeks.
>>16768763
You could literally die or get injured doing something stupid like this.
Attn grammar buffs: is my professor making shit up?
I'm a college senior in a writing intensive major, and I needed an upper division English credit to finish up my degree.
One of the course options was grammar related, so I figured it'd be simple shit, but this is a page from the text. I've never seen this. The professor called it "non-traditional." He wrote this text.
I go to a real four-year public university, and this guy has been teaching there for decades, but this looks like it could be some bullshit.
Is something fishy...
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I know how to diagram sentences but this is something else.
>>16768610
any more information/context on that stuff ? or at least what t, T, s, Af, v, K, etc means ?
but it kinda makes sense, ever had any class on formal languages ?
>>16768610
what the fuck does T-yes/no mean?
like, i understand formation of a question with his 1-2-3 to 2-1-3
I really need your help with this one guys. Long post incoming
So my best friends for now over 10 years has this gf for 3 years. They moved in this year got good jobs and building a future, one could say.
However my dickface of a friend has cheated on his gf repeatedly with the same girl ( who is a 10/10 but no job, no future wife material)
This has been going on maybe for 2 years now. After his first "mistake" he told me and asked me what to do. Being his best friend, and him telling me he is really hating himself for doing it and wont ever do...
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He nearly started crying and promised that he hadnt done anything with her in the past few months and that he only kissed her because he was drunk and stoned. He promised to cut contact with her and reduce the smoke/drinks.
Well last saturday he went to a carneval party drank and smoked heavily while his gf was at home and guess who was with him the entire night? the side-chick.
So, should i go through with my threat to tell his gf? She is also a very dear friend and i hate myself for having played a part in this shit for this long time. Most of his friends know...
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Fuck yes.
People who are being cheated on have a right to know. You don't need to intervene further than that. Just tell her he's cheating and they can sort it out for themselves.
Yes, you're his friend, but you're also not the scumbag that he is.
Do the right thing bruh.
>>16768605
Tell his girlfriend and pick up where he left off when they breakup
For valentine's day I want to tell my best friend that I love her. It would jeapordize everything. Should I do it?
Just don't do it on Valentine's day. Disgusting.
>>16768581
This!
should you take a damn chance? absolutely. go for it, you fuck. you will regret what you didnt do far mor keenly than what you messed up.
just dont do it on valentines ffs theres adorably cheesy & then theres just a bad idea
Life is fucking short and I feel like I'm wasting time. The clock is ticking down and every second that passes is another second closer to dying. What should I do?
What do you want to do?
be fucking free
>>16768493
Freedom is a myth
FML.
Ex got in touch with me and I basically told him that I don't wanna talk with him, bye.
I literally waited him to get back to me for months. Then he did and I turned him away. Part of me just hopes him to try harder. How do I deal with this? Ever since I met him, I've thought about him every single day.
I'm just telling to myself, that if he really wanted me, he'd step up his game better than that. Right?
>>16768443
Why is he your ex. m8?
>>16768458
He dumped me. I don't even know why really.
>>16768465
Welp. Did you really never try to ask him why? Was it really for no reason at all?
Think about it.
Did he find someone else? How long were you in a relationship?
