Nothing looks more pathetic than a scraggly attempt at a beard, so don't go there. Give it a few years, as many men find they grow thicker as they get older, and consider working in a traditionally bearded field such as forestry or carpentry to encourage thick growth.

>>16783657
Carpentrybro you're the best, had many laughs today because of you, helps that I love carpentry too

>>16784153
Thanks, Carpentrybro here. I actually know nothing of carpentry and am terrible at it, but legitimately think it would be a good solution for at least half of the problems that people come up with in /adv/. It's fun, creative, fulfilling, and a solid job that is relatively low stress, not monotonous, and pretty much guaranteed employment for life. I'm too cack handed to be any good at it, but it deserves more exposure.

>Maybe not that much more...

Possibly an iron deficiency?

>>16783801
How do I make it stop, and why doesn't cooked meat stop it?

>>16783808
cooking always diminishes the nutritional value of food somewhat.

If I were you I'd see a doctor, maybe they will have some nutritional advice or some insight to this. I don't want to unduly scare you but it could be a lot of things and a physical couldn't hurt.

money

>>16783643
>brainwashing a court
Bring Jewish lawyers, lots and lots of expensive Jewish lawyers.

>inb4 bribe
it will cost around 150-200$k here. for less they would fucking laugh and imprison your sorry ass.

Office job in a bank? That sounds soul destroying. I know you're asking specifically about trying to shag your boss, but have you considered a career switch to something more rewarding, like carpentry for instance? It's a traditionally male-dominated profession, true, but there's no discrimination in the world of woodwork and in fact, many clients even prefer a female carpenter. You can then freely date your bank manager, who is no longer your colleague.

You've worked out that the corporate world is not your milieu - well done. Now is the time to take that as a lesson learned, and switch to a more relaxed and wholesome career in a growing field such as carpentry.

I'm in the same boat, dude. Work on your social skills, it's the only way.

(unless yeah, you want to work in menial labor)

>>16783614
Have you considered a local wood working class? Carpentry can be quite rewarding

>>16783612

not sure what to tell you mate. you claim no surface whitener will do you any good, but opt out of anything expensive.

nothing comes without sacrifice. id advise you get over it. I have yellow teeth too, but its literally never stopped me from doing anything in life. its kinda like having hair on your back. its not something you WANT but its such an unimportant detail that most people wont notice or care.

thats kinda the thing about teeth is that the only people who judge you are strangers and assholes....
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>>16783622
It's hard. I've kind of trained myself to not smile in public and people think I'm cold or don't have a sense of humor or something.

>>16783638

so no matter what you do, people will judge you. even if you whiten your teeth, they'll then be too white and everyone you know will see the difference and think little of you for wasting money whitening it and others will think it dumb that you didnt just take good care of your teeth to begin with (As they wont know your back story).

point being that no matter what you do in life, assholes judge, but its fucking teeth and wont matter. so your options are stop caring about something most people dont...
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>>16783604
Oh cool, a tattoo that looks like a exploding jizz straw

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>>16783604

we use stars and dots because thats what stars look like... stars and dots. that in mind, have you considered instead of just doing the constellation itself, getting a sort of 'framed picture' of a tattoo depicting not just scorpio, but the sky and stars around it, fadding out into a frame.

pic related, but with a less faggy frame perhaps.

>>16783632
I haven't actually but I do like the idea of incorporating the background of an object or setting and framing it with the original idea!

Should I ask her out since its been awhile?

DO not do it, try to find another one

>>16783672
I've dated other girls but I haven't been as happy as I was with her.

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>>16783559
DONT THINK, JUST DO IT!

>>16783562
To clarify, I mean literal larger testicles, not just gumption.

First step is to quit tumblr-wumblr "higher education", get out of office jobs, and never even consider working in retail. Get into the carpentry business and your manliness quotient will go through the roof.

Taylor Swift is hot, girlfriend or wife.

You will be around for the whole of your existence. Fuck futureboys and saddo geeks of past centuries, you're the MAN, Anon!

Also, carpentry.

>>16783564
>carpentry

this

>>16783564
Thank you but i think if she becomes married she will lose at least 20% of her attractiveness.

And i know i'm the man during my existence, but i want to experience the future and i dont want to be old, weak and dying... but i would never kill myself either. So am i just an idiot?

I dont know if carpentry is a meme on /adv/ maybe actually it could be because it seems to be the solution to all existential problems
But im shit at carpentry and my job is keeping me busy most of my time

Have you considered switching jobs so you can pursue this girl without the job making things awkward?

Try looking for a woodworking or carpentry apprenticeship around your area, its a great field with a lot of potential for growth.

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>>16783563
I've got a little bit of an outline for what I want to do. I just feel like I need to stay where I'm at for a little while longer because I was originally seasonal, and 6-7 months looks a lot better than 3 months on a resume.

>>16783549

>I work with this girl

Stop. The general consensus is that you never "eat where you shit."

Unless you are absolutely prepared to deal with the consequences of the gossipy faggots you work with, don't even bother. It will not end well.

Best or worst case scenario will lead to fucking gossip all over the place regardless.

>Man, what does she see in him?
>Does she know about that time...
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>>16783532
Same will happen to you ;)
But ye, go fuck her, see if we care

>>16783532

The girl is trash.

Rather than end it herself like a mature person, she's trying to split the responsibility of ending the relationship by having you do it "in front of him". And when that happens, half (or more depending on how irrational the guy is) of the fault will fall upon you, and she gets off with a lot less stress, yelling and the other stuff that is supposed to come with a break up.

Enjoy your second hand garbage. She isn't even mature enough to simply end a fucking...
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>>16783552
> I am sure
Just not sure if months, weeks or days
Also I see your points, but the relationship hasn't been ruined from the beginning (5 years), but slowly died since the guy just degenerated instead of improving. I think everyone has the right to search for happyness in his life, and to improve in the partners he has. If you get one guy or a girl for longer time that doesn't mean you have to spend the rest of your life with him/her.
> inb4...
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>>16783530
you move?
you can't get over your homesickness if you don't move away and get over it.
it sounds hard but it's the only thing you can do!
and i guess most people enjoy living on their own, try to imagine you can do whatever you want, go around the house naked, i promise you this will be your favorite thing.
or at least it was mine when i moved away from home!

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>>16783530

You just fucking do it.

When people get homesick for home, they just simply come back and visit. They don't move back in.

Gain your independence. It will be overwhelming, but it will also be the greatest experience in your life.

You just need to find a trade that will keep you satisfied and fulfilled while making this big life step. I recommend carpentry.

It sounds like this is a good assignment for working on those written communication skills, particularly as an ability to communicate effectively by email is so important in today's world. However, as you're clearly having trouble with it, you may need some extra time. I'm not one to advocate academic malpractice, but perhaps a little white lie might be in order: just drop the professor an email pretending to be ill, and see whether he won't give you some extra time to work on it.

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>>16783527
>assignment in my freshman English class
>pretend we're struck with illness and have to persuade the professor to grant us an extension

Why not just admit it fagget

>>16783527
When is this due? Tell him you ate some bad sushi and are having trouble concentrating and shit. Ask for an extension.

I'm no expert (except in carpentry), but it sounds to me like this might be a question to put to your doctor.

>>16783529
i will its just that the uncertainty is killing me but thanks for being straight forward

>>16783540
It's a set of symptoms may well be serious, but could also be just about any number of things. Nobody can help you online, you need to get a professional medical exam. Hope you feel better soon!