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I really need a day to stay home, but like, i used all those up and now i need a doctors note. what if i take a doctors note that i already have at home, scan it, put it in like photoshop, change the dates and shit, print it then use it? think that would work?
>>16785239
they'd wonder why its scanned. it'd be easier just to have someone else with nice hand writing write up a doctors note and then sign it. or perhaps have a typed up note with a signature so it feels like an assistant wrote it and doc just signed.
what are they gonna do research it?
that said, its fucking february, how did you run out of personal days?
Hey /adv/.
This is going to sound absurd, but just about when I was 12, I noticed that my emotional responses to situations were gone, I asked my parents, and they assured me it was puberty related.
Here I am, 10 years on, no change.
Family members have died, and been buried, not a tear from me, I just have to make my face like glum so I don't look odd.
I say nasty shit while keeping a kind face to people, in my head, I believe I care for.
I'm very academic, and I believe I could do anything I set my mind to, but I am content with leeching...
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You're edgy.
>>16785226
I don't understand. You say you're happy in your head but you're realizing these problems? Are you saying you're realizing you're content with being the way you are now? Do you want to change?
>Family members have died, and been buried, not a tear from me, I just have to make my face like glum so I don't look odd.
This is normal. Why wouldn't you at least try to be sad at a funeral?
>I say nasty shit while keeping a kind face to people, in my head, I believe I care for.
OK, this is also normal.
>I'm very academic, and I believe I could do anything I set my mind to, but I am content with leeching off others.
You think this makes...
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What is your advice for a 20 year old being emotionally and mentally abused at home? People keep telling me to gtfo but it's not that simple. I'm in school and am working a part time minimum wage job. I have thoughts about killing my step dad. It seems to be the only way out.
>>16785213
I should also add that I deal with severe depression and anxiety so it's hard for me to really do anything.
Spend less time at home to avoid abuse. Save up enough money to move out. Boom. Don't ever let your stepdad's bullshit drive you to murder and therefore ruining your prospects of a good life. Just weather the storm and get out as quick as you can.
No, the only way out is through the door. The abuse can stop when you leave them alone to kill each other.
>born into poor country house
>window has black mold in it
>wind literally passed through my window like there's nothing there
>if I close my door all I can smell is outside air and black mold spores
>parents don't care or acknowledge it
>dying
>feel sick to my stomach, like I have a flu, and always tired
>too disabled...
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>>16785204
Kill them then and stop posting this every other day. The advice here isn't going to get better the more times you post the same problem.
I was just thinking about the mold growing on my windows and I thought I could smell that shit. Was looking up information about that kind of stuff and couldn't find anything.
This is some spooky shit. I swear every time I think of something I will see someone talking about it. This shit happens way too often to be a coincidence.
Anyway, how the fuck do you deal with mold and how dangerous is it? I have bacne and a clouded mind, I suspect the mold fucking my shit up.
Sleep or live somewhere else. If there's a will, there's a way. Hell, I joined the military to get away from my parents.
What have your experiences with mentorship been like?
How can I be the best mentee possible and give back to my mentor?
He's a coworker, and my first real role model / father figure.
>>16785195
Suck his hard meaty white dick at the end of each lesson.
Bonus points if you two did exercise together and his asshole is sweaty. Then massage his balls while you rim him
Good luck anon.
>>16785195
Its just going to show on your performance how well you've taken his advice and teachings to you. So the best thing to do is to take his lessons to heart to make him proud! :)
>>16785244
My mentor required more than that, thats why I recommend OP to blow him and stick, at least, two fingers in his asshole.
What are some good responses for the "greatest weakness" question during an interview?
It is for a computer scientist position.
>"my greatest weakness is that I work too darned hard"
>>16785110
i say im obsessive. which is actually true. if something gets in my system it doesnt get out til its done and i will sit there for 12+ hours a day and forget to eat just to make sure its done and done right.
>>16785124
>>16785115
Some variation of "I work too hard" seems hackneyed.
My honest weakness is that I get bored and complacent after mastering something, that would obviously be a horrible thing to say though. Can anyone think of a positive way to spin it?
If you can't get your own?
Nope, you're degenerate
>>16785098
define okay.
Yes, you should wait until marriage. Premarital sex is degenerate.
I'm being promoted from janitor to department manager at a 24/7 Walmart 2 assistant managers, and all the other department managers recommended me to the store manager.
I don't know shit about being a manager, will the training be enough or will I fail?
>>16785083
you'll do fine. there will be some training and just whenever you have a question, ask a hire up. then commit that to memory so if they ever call you out on doing this, say 'XX specifically recommended this option to me'.
but at walmart being this kidn of manager is really more like just telling people which specific aisle they'll be stocking. you basically pick who gets to suffer what, while also doing the same work they are. its really no big deal
>janitor to manager
lmao wtf only at walmart
Hey, /r9k/.
My girlfriend of 2+ years and I recently opened up our relationship, and I've been talking with this girl I met on tinder. Originally I just wanted to fuck her, but she was actually pretty chill and we played some vidya (all online, still haven't met her irl). She just came out and kind of told me her life story (it's fucked up). I told her I wanted to know what was up, but I wasn't expecting this. What the story specifically was is unrelated to my problem, I just feel like I'm in a little too deep for what I originally just meant...
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>>16785082
this is /adv/ btw you forgot to change that before copy pasting.
that being siad, you know what you SHOULD do, you just are hoping to get encouragement not to do it because of what you WANT to do.
want and should are two very different things. you SHOULD let her know the situation and then leave her be. you WANT to ignore this so you can fuck her.
I've been found out in every way possible. Fuck me
On the off chance this is real, you do realize the advice here is even worse than r9k?
My ex told me she has a boyfriend.
At first I was fine. I just accepted it as it was. But then I decided to take a nap and wasted a huge chunk of my day. Its behavior like that Im afraid of.
Does anyone have any advice for building themselves up from situations like this? Any good ways to help move on?
I want to be free.
>>16785048
maybe cut her out. sounds like you can't handle having a casual friendship or aquaintanceship or anything with her if she can shut you down like this. i mean its only a chunk of a day, and even someone as schedule oriented as me will accept that.
but if it s something you feel you need to move on from, its just going to keep bringing you down every time you are confronted with it or any variation of it. so cut it out.
>>16785048
Have you tried anal?
>>16785053
ive thought about that a lot and when i do i look back to all the times i could have cut her out but didnt and eventually we did something that made us seem close again or hooked up or something.
but maybe that was all wishful thinking.
a part of me really doesnt want to give her up because i do like her as a person and have fun with her. idk man. its a hard decision to make.
i was considering asking her what she thinks of me maybe to see where we stand in relaion to eachother. not that i expect...
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>recently finished university and got hired like a week ago
>work a part time job at best buy that I'm giving up to pursue fill time job
>since I'm leaving figure I'll buy some stuff because there's no way I'm getting this stuff, this cheap again
>buy some bose headphones, preorder dark souls 3 the collector's edition, and get a new desktop
>spent around 1100 dollars
The retail...
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Was there a question in there?
So guys, I need a little help here.
I recently just got out of a nine month relationship last Wednesday. The girl dumped me. I'm more upset about the fact that I'd wasted so much of my time on her over being dumped. Her and I were on a once-a-week basis of seeing each other, and didn't see each other all that much.
But anyways, back to the matter at hand. While I was dating this girl, there was another girl from my XC team who I always, and still do, catch looking at me. I think she may be interested in me, but I'm not 100% on it. Should I...
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You need to catch with the game asap
the more you out the more time it will take to get you in.
>>16785037
Wait for what, exactly?
how easy is it for a girl to get bored of you? I'm often quiet and don't talk very much, but when I do most girls never seem interested in conversation.
A couple hours before it's back on the cock carousel
>>16785108
this.
Women are cheating whores. Date men.
>>16785027
Become a carpenter. Girls love carpentry, they're always looking for ways to talk to me so I can tell her about my wood.
not sure if this is the right board but could someone tell me how attractive i am and provide suggestions for improvement?
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the entire purpose of /soc/?
We will need details and honest responses.
>>16785017
>>16785016
Do u think u guys could help me?
How do you know if you love someone /adv/?
>>16785000
if you will do something for them at great cost to yourself.
>>16785000
>>16785003
and in particular, things you wouldn't do for other people in your life or other people you've been in relationships with.
dont open with 'id die for her' or 'id do anything for her'. seriously consider what you've done at your own expense and see how it stacks up
>>16785003
Have you done that before? An example would help I guess...
