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Recently, i've just been feeling kind of... empty or something
>gf breaks up with me 6 months ago
>fucks me up real good
>get over it a month ago or so
ever since, i havent really felt like myself or something. i'm happy when i'm around friends and doing stuff, but otherwise i just feel subdued and unenthusiastic about everything.
my hobbies dont really distract me from it anymore, i'll start doing something and then run out of interest in about 15 minutes
none...
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Have you considered drugs?
Hey guys,
Just wondering if anyone has any tips on how to give an awesome bj - I want to hone my skills and get good
(Not a slut, just a girl wanting to please the bf)
You can practice on me if you want. Ill even give you 3.50$
>>16786228
With $3.50 I can show you my cheesegrater moves son
just blow on it, its really obvious how and not very difficult. treat it like a trumpet
I'm 20 and I'm about to walk out of my abusive house hold. I am afraid if I don't I will be driven to murder. Any advice for the homeless?
If you need to sell yourself for 350. Or come to me for 5k your choice
>>16786194
If you can, having a way to support yourself and a place to go would be very helpful before leaving.
If you're in the USA, you can call the National Domestic Violence Hotline to see if you can get help locally. If you're not, it's possible that your country has some social services that can help you.
If you're just some whiny little bitch who's idea of an abusive household is your mom yelling at you for being a lazy slob, get a fucking job and move out.
>>16786194
Take any job you can get and get roommates
I don't see how people are chronically homeless can't you get a room for like 500/mo in just about any city
can someone give some advice ? is normal do not have any feelings for most part of the time ? since i was 8 i have hard anxiety, now im 18 and i started treated by myself, and i realize this i don´t feel anything when im not anxious
well my english is not perfect
Well at least, someone who been trought something similar could help me ? i really need to come back to normal
See a therapist about this. These problems are too fundamental to find a solution for you on the internet.
thanks, i think you are right
Okay, so here's the thing. I lost my virginity to my first girlfriend on Friday. She's really hot and I truly like her. For my first time, I think I lasted like 30 minutes before I came but I could have easily kept going longer. We had sex another 2 times that day and I lasted like 30+ minutes each time. Hell, before the sex she gave me like a 2 hour blowjob before I had to jack off into her mouth to cum. She said I lasted a really, really long time for a virgin and I was one of the best she's ever had because of how hard I kept fucking her.
Yesterday...
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>>16786179
desensitization is certainly a thing, try not jerking it for a week or two, should help
also maybe try not having sex for a bit as well
let your wang reset bruh
Your gf has a wide as fuck vagina.
>>16786318
How do I know?
I feel it coming. Talking to this qt I met and it seems like we're slowly running out of things to discuss. We're both in the military but different branches so we chat about military life mostly.
What are some ways I can switch it up a bit? I want to get to her to talk about herself more but I don't want to seem creepy or like I'm interrogating her. She's been talking to me for two weeks now all day so clearly she's not put off by me yet.
>>16786174
Ask her what she does for fun. And then ask her out on a date.
Hey /adv/ I want to try ecstasy what does it do and are there any risks?
Picture unrelated
There are always risks to taking drugs that don't have any quality control standards to stop users from being fucked over from harmful ingredients.
I don't know what other risks there are to using E, but that alone would put me off.
>>16786169
Gotta love the dumbfuck kids who can manage to find /adv but who apparently have no clue whatsoever what google is.
I am 24 and completely inept when it comes to dating. I am very good socially (I'm a waiter and have paid my way through college this way), and have friends, but I have 0 experience with girls.
I simply treat girls like everyone else; people. I cannot, however, ever really tell if they want anything more. Usually when I get that feeling in the back of my mind that she might be into me, I just dismiss it and treat her as normal. How can a hot girl ever be into me, after all?
I'm honestly not sure if I'm ugly, or more inept than I think I am, but...
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>>16786156
>I'm a waiter and have paid my way through college this way
Are mail order brides legit? Should I buy one? What sites are good?
Ausfag here.
>>16786142
I'll sell you my little sister instead?
>>16786157
How much u want
I'm ready to commit suicide, I have nothing to live for anymore and nothing can change my mind about it, I'm done with this awful world. What's the most effective method of suicide? And how do I make sure I write a note that'll hurt my family the least amount?
>"I have nothing to live for"
You apparently have family that cares about you. Isn't that something to live for?
The world isn't an awful place like you feel it is. This is literally just bullshit fed to you by your depression or another mental illness. It's not perfect, but it's still beautiful.
There's no reason for you to feel this way forever. Get psychiatric help. You're throwing away a perfectly good life for absolutely no gain.
I understand how you feel. I've been there...
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Under the assumption you're underage and therefore have no access to a gun, I'd suggest hanging. It's an effective and instantaneous method.
>>16786147
But at least if I kill myself I don't have to endure day after day of this horribly shit life. My friends don't exist. I have never had another person fall in love with me. My family have my best interests at heart but they can't help me and I feel so far from them.
I have been trying for so long. So so long. And I just can't do it anymore. I really want out.
I've been diagnosed with social anxiety disorder. Thus having a relationship is out of the table. What the hell should I do to make sure I dont become the next mass rapist? Go to hookers?
Seek therapy to better tackle the disorder.
>>16786114
remove penis
>>16786118
Right
Hey /adv/, I'm 25, was previously married, and i haven't been involved in an intimate relationship for about close to two years now, I've been keeping to myself mostly out of fear and i really can't stand it anymore, but at the same time it seems within my culture there's really nobody normal or like minded left.
(I'm a Rom, what most people would refer to as a 'Gypsy', which is considered nowadays as a racial slur.)
So naturally, all my life I've been sticking to my own kind. but the problem is chivalry is really dead...
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The worst possible place to post this.OP, What you need to understand is Women are inherently subversive. It's our job to find the least manipulative subversive woman you can. Good luck space cowboy
i have a panic disorder. i went on meds like 3 weeks ago and they seem to be helping a lot, but i started feeling anxiety probably about 3 hours ago, which turned into a full blown panic attack. i calmed down but that tight chest feeling just wouldnt go away. then the panic started setting in again. now im sitting here feeling a little tight chested with a really dry mouth and throat, but other than that, physically i feel kind of ok. mentally im just fucked and i dont know why.
my panic attacks dont work like this. they are always from feeling like my heart is beating...
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>>16786099
like the fact that im posting here for advice for this shows my mental state, i wouldnt normally come to fucking 4chan for advice but i just feel so weird and out of place in some strange, explainable way. and its 2:40AM here so i cant call anybody, im completely alone.
>>16786099
I, too, deal with panic disorder.
Though I won't try and tell you your business, medication is a poor substitute for actual talk therapy.
With that out of the way, here are some things you can do:
>First off, make sure your posture and body is right. Try and lay down in bed if you can. Avoid sitting up and tapping your foot.
>Read. Reading is super helpful.
>4 7 8 breathing. inhale for 4 seconds,...
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I don't have any solid advice on your more urgent need, but if you're not seeing a therapist then you probably should. They can be really helpful with anxiety and panic issues.
http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide/how-to-find-therapist
Sorry I can't be of more help OP, I don't really have any experience with this problem. I'll pray for you, and I hope it helps (it can hardly hurt, even if you don't believe in prayer.).
It's currently 2:30 and I have 7 more pages in a paper to type.
Anyone who's overcome a severe addiction to procrastination before (not joking, it's miserable): how did you do it?
Staying up all night has become a regular thing for me and my life is literally falling apart. And no, I can't just "leave now and type the paper." Maybe what I need is serious help, but are there any tricks I can use right now to make myself work?
Nope.
You can't trick your brain into having willpower. You need to find for yourself on how to tap into it. Giving advice on it is pointless. Just keep at it and don't give up.
I can just speak from personal experience here, but I think it's kinda possible to "trick" your brain in that regard.
There may be several reasons why you are procrastinating - you might be afraid of an uncomfortable situation, or your brain is constantly thinking about how much work it is, and bothj these thoughts are sapping your willpower to the point where you can barely function anymore.
At least for me it help to not focus on the task/situation at hand - it's better to focus on the point where you have already done it, because at this point you are so glad that it's totally worth it. And you will be mad at yourself, because you could have had this feeling the entire time.
Just keep focusing at the end of the path, anon, and not at the path itself.
>>16786115
I really needed this, thank you
So I've been seeing this girl, and she is super into me, and I'm super into her. Today she stops talking to me and I was pretty confused. We go to the same school and I saw her there tonight. I found out from another guy that she has a long distance relationship. I don't want to quit yet, because I feel like I still have a good chance at stealing her. What should I do? We cross paths at school pretty much every day and I'm not sure what my next move should be. Any ideas?
I didn't bother reading your post, but based on the title alone the only advice is "tell her the same things you told us."
>>16786096
I don't know if that's a great idea yet. Should I try to talk to her tomorrow? Should I give her a day?
>>16786090
>Stealing someone elses girl.
Fuck off fag. Someone tried this shit with my girl when she moved to cali. We were having a ldr and she moved from a state away to across the country. She started talking to me less. So i decides to take some time off work. I was 19 at the time but i said fuck it and flew out there to see her. Found out this little fagget was telling her all this shit about how im probably fucking other girls and all this bs. I beat his ass pretty badly broke his...
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