Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 1629. page
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
Hey,
A new million dollar brewery is opening a minute walk from my house. I have never been to a bar and have no friends. How can I be normal in the brewery? I am thinking dress up, sit at the bar, drink a beer & pretend to watch tv, use bathroom and then leave. Also maybe pretend to be on a cellphone. Any other recommendations?
>Go to brewery
>Order beer
>Sit down at table/bar
>Take sip of beer
>Grab large handful of the strongest anti-autism medication available, shove in mouth
>Wash down with more beer
>Use bathroom
>Grow beard
>Take up carpentry
>Develop social skills
>Pretend to do normal things
>Leave
>>16787055
very funny in a way. thnx
>>16787046
You can actually watch tv instead of pretending. Go during a match of whatever stupid game is currently in season in burgerland
/adv/
What happens if i don't make it through high school?
I'm from denmark, so life is quite easy... But i feel as if it's a bit *too* easy
I have no motivation to do anything at all whatsoever, No goals in life, meaning i just sit in and play video games all day.
When it comes to school, i at this point pretty much only go to smoke with "friends" (who i don't do anything with outside of school, because i am just not that engaging and i didn't choose to apply to any clubs)
I'm not even that bad looking, but i don't...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
School has an academic structure, so makes people think there's no life outside related fields: university teaching, research and development, engineering, or at most office jobs. If that's not for you, look for a field you can enjoy and value, that provides you with the sense of fulfilment that you're clearly not getting from the education system. In Denmark right now, one sector that immediately springs to mind is carpentry.
Find something that holds your interest and work at it. I was just like you in high school, but I managed to make it to college and fell in love with studying the Japanese language.
Life doesn't have any inherent meaning, so it's up to you to make your own.
What is the best way to boost my metabolism?
There isn't a way.
>>16787005
A shotgun blast to the head.
>>16787005
Regular exercise.
I have this friend, let's call him T. T is the most charismatic, interesting and intelligent guy I ever knew but he also happens to be an asshole sometimes. We often fight, or rather I do the fighting, he just gets offended and stops talking to me, and we often break up our friendship but it always gets mended somehow.
Anyway now I'm in a situation when we don't talk after a fight and the relationship is seemingly over. So /adv/, which option is less autistic
>reaching out and apologising (even tho I was right and he fucked...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>16786987
If it's really driving you up a wall, just leave him.
>>16786987
What did you fight about? What does he do that makes him an "asshole?" It's tough to judge the situation without any details.
and it's worth asking, are you male or female? Are you romantically interested in this guy, or do you really want nothing other than friendship?
>>16787101
He flakes on me and ignores me which is shitty, but he can be very cool dude too.
I'm a girl and I want friendship. I want to reach out and fix things but I don't know, wouldn't it make me look needy and spineless
Hello, /adv/.
I need ideas for valentines day, if its no trouble. I want to do something like pic related, but i want it to be more original/personalised. I have no female friends to ask this. My IRL friends had shit ideas.
Help me.
>>16786986
That's really gay.
>>16786986
Ur dic
So /adv/ I need your advice, funnily enough.
How do i break up with my Girlfriend ?
We have been together for over 2 years now and I have noticed I have started feeling less and less "In love" with her than I previously had.
What makes this situation hard is that im sure my gf's feelings haven't wavered at all and im certain she is just as in love with me, if not more, than when we first met.
I still care for my GF and would hate to think of her not being in my life it definitely feels like, for me things are coming to a head since I...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Just talk to her? Tell her why you want to break up, if she ask why give her a reason. Just don't tell her it's over. Be a man, don't be a dick.
Break up should be the last option after all other options have been used.
Have you tried communicating to her? making love to her?
In the past I used to jack off to porn and it would kill my attraction to my gf. Once I stopped porn and fapping all together, I couldn't keep my hands off my gf.
You are a bad person, plain and simple.
that's not long distance, what a fucking idiot.
Tell me the truth why you want to break up with her? grass is greener on the other side bullshit?
People just don't stop feeling the love and the whole thing "I still care for my GF and would hate to think of her not being in my life" it's the worst shit ever.
Im a male and im angry because my ex did this to me btw
How does one recover from 3 years of daily pot use?
Its only been 2 days since I stopped but I feel terrible. My mind just feels completely blank and I have no desire or interest to do anything other than fap and go buy more weed.
It took me two hours to get out of bed this morning, while normally I get out of bed as soon as I wake up to go smoke a joint.
>>16786979
Im in a similar boat, Day 3 going strong.
I meditate every night. I worked out every morning since sweating it out will get the THC out of the system faster and thus lessen the cravings.
You need a lot of willpower and an activity in which you can focus all your concentration so you don't get tempted into smoking.
Drinks lots of water too bro.
Visit /detox/ for more support
Good luck
>>16786979
It takes a few weeks to a few months to get better, i wont say you'll recover 100%, i sure didnt but that hazyness will disapear
"Pots not even dangerous. It has so many medicinal uses"
>That you don't even need it for.
I'm the youngest of 4 brothers and sisters, and I'm the only one who doesn't smoke pot. I also have more money and better health than any of them. Not trying to rag on you OP, but seriously, you should not be a pothead. I think it should be legalized, and I don't think it's as dangerous as cigarettes or alcohol, but it's still a vice, yet it's the only vice that people so devoutly celebrate and idolize....
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
So /adv/,
I'm an Electrical Engineering (and Information Technology) student, 3rd semester.
I have passed only one exam, and that was Experimental Physics I, the main topic of the class was Classical Mechanics.
The other classes I had were, Basic of Electrical Engineering I+II, Informatics I (java programming),
keep in mind I have to pass these 2 exams this semester or i'll drop out.
Then there are a few other classes that I won't mention because I didn't really care about them.
Now when I look back at school times, I remember...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I reached the maximum amount of chars.
So here is my question, should I switch from Electrical Engineering to Physics?
Im not a STEM major but I dont see the practical application of a BA in physics.
Honestly, Bachelors degrees have become the equivalent of GED's today. Its your masters that counts.
But a BA in EE could get you a decent job out of the gates. So just be aware that if you switch you will probably have to go further in school
>>16786983
If I get a BA ofcourse I keep going and get a master.
I'm trying to choose my path, not where i'm gonna stop.
I want to know witch android emulators are best for playing android games on my comuputer.
Droid4x or Bluestacks.
Have fun.
![hot-girl12[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TgUiWxi.jpg "hot-girl12[1].jpg")
'sup /adv/, I am retard about human relationships and such, so please help me out.
Short story: I met a girl through a mutual friend and saw her only for one day. After that I added her on Facebook. We talked/called/skyped every day for two months (she lives far away). She recently (like three weeks ago) broke up with her boyfriend and she had a relationship with him for six years. I met the girl last weekend, we had sex and when she was asleep I went through her phone. I saw pictures of her and her ex-boyfriend kissing, these pictures were made two days before last...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Like you said, it's not a serious relationship, it's really not your business. And the fact that you searched through her phone is pretty much just as bad as her lying to you, even worse if you aren't interpreting the context of those photos correctly. So I dunno. If it doesn't feel right anymore, just stop seeing her, but a "confrontation" in this particular situation would just be weird as fuck on every level
he just got out of an 6 years relationship, i really doubt that she wants something more with you, also, you're retarded and insecure, you aren't even her bf and you went through her phone without her permission, its none of your business and i don't know why you are so butthurt about it, if you confront her about it she will probably dump you the moment she heard that you went through her phone.
>>16786931
>>16786928
This. Don't expect anything serious, and certainly don't let her know you breached her privacy IMMEDIATELY for pretty much no reason.
Can anyone point a pleb like me in the direction of a reliable source to obtain say, 100g-1kg of Mimosa Hostilis Root Bark for an alchemy project for SWIM school or some shit
Go to your nearest Amazon rainforest and rip them roots out of the ground. It's not that hard.
What is this alchemy shit? You do realize that shit doesn't work in real life, right?
The real life version is called "chemistry" and is not complete bullshit. Yes, Newton did it, but he also did real science, and none of his alchemical experimentation did anyone any good or helped us figure out anything about the world.
>Alchemy
>2016
I know what you're up to, OP.
People dont really sell that stuff online anymore, its not illegal itself but its in a grey area, so people got scared and stopped.
I know what you're up to OP.
People dont really sell that stuff online anymore, its not illegal itself but its in a grey area, so people got scared and stopped.
Acascia Confusia might be a suitable substitute, however
Girlfriend won't let me do it bareback, says the pill will fuck with her hormones. We have been using a condom for the last 4 years but we want to do bareback.
What other methods are there that are 100% safe? really can't fuck up and have a kid right now, just want to bareback it with no ill side effects on her or me, and no baby.
>>16786887
>says the pill will fuck with her hormones
she's lying, she's sleeping with someone else
>>16786892
This, OP. Hormonal treatments don't fuck with your hormones.
Could she get an IUD or you get a vasectomy? They can both be reversed but I'm not sure how expensive vasectomies are (IUDs can get really expensive, iirc.).
There really isn't some super effective method besides those that aren't the birth control pills or condoms.
What are some good ways to make extra money? I work about 50 hours a week but I want to make more money with maybe a part time job or a skill of some kind. Im eager to learn new things but just don't know where to put my time and energy. Any ideas?
Carpentry is a skill that's highly valued now and always will be, regardless of where the economy goes. You can go full time, or just take on occasional projects when you feel like it, but in any case the pay is good and you get the rewarding feel of a job well done, with great client relations. Invest in yourself - learn to craft wood.
Invent something
Sell crafts
Become a 'life coach'
Give guided tours of your city
Invest
Medical experimentation
Time to buckle down and read up.
How can I improve myself when I am at war with myself /adv/? Its a brutal existence. I wish every day that I could be more brave, courageous, smart.. strong. I feel like this world has eaten me to the core and I don't have much left.
How can I face the world when I can't even face myself? I hate admitting I need help because I feel things like depression.. only the person afflicted by it can truly beat it. Drugs don't help, other people won't help. I feel its a solo battle that needs to be handled. I have it under control but I can't move forward...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>16786883
stop using the phrase "at war with myself" to sound edgy, it doesn't do anybody any favors.
>>16786885
Honestly, its just a description. There is no edge involved. Things don't get edgy until someone is suicidal or fake suicidal. Neither of which I am.
>>16786889
So what's the problem?
Is this wrong? Is it OK? Am I a hitler-like piece of shit?
>Being in a south american overcroweded bus
>Get near the door so I dont have trouble leaving because people wont move away at all
> Finaly reachs the door, theres an specifc sopt that acommodates one person and wont get hit when the door opens
> Red alert: hot blond
>Shes really small and fit
>Cute long hair, probably a good smell. I dont know, it would be a good fit.
>Not a single person could get into the bus
>Bus driver doest care, hes got a comfortable chair
>HEY EVERYBODY, GET INSIDE!
>New People couldnt care less, they dont even try to move away from the entrance.
>Cute petit blond is pushed away towards me
> OOPS, A PENIS!
>That sensible butt is scared and move away for a second
>Looks behind, I seem to be a non-creepy-sweat-old-man so she calms down
>Gets next to me again, twerk for a moment
>That sensible butt reachs for my man-device
>Engaged
>Hey, its growing... Should I keep it this way? Maybe Im reading too much "stop rape" long texts at facebook.
>My penis doest care, it wants to show its full power.
> Next stop, a lot of people leave, finally theres room.
>My penis is now full sized, ready to save earths population from non-babies families.
>She slowly gets next to me again.
>Her soft skin butt touchs my mandongle
>WOW SCARY
>Jumps a few centimenters away
>People want to leave, no more room next to the door
>She was simply pushed towards my croach
>Im happy just like I have hit the USB right at the first time. Perfect connection.png
>She seems to enjoy and every 10 seconds looks behind. Twerk.png
>Next stop: final tests at college.png
>A lot of people leave the bus.
>What should I do? Did I get enough out of it? Was it just a coincidence and she didnt actually enjoy it?
>Will she cry rape?
>I remember I cant fail this class so I leave.
Still Wondering if I could actually be charged of anything...
You didn't get her number, faggot? Did you even attempt to talk to her? If not you can fuck right off, m8.
>>16786879
So a little booty touch our dick and you make a thread?
Fuck off
>>16786945
This, op sounds like an underage who never touched a woman
