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I am 25 and I have been on okcupid for about 3 years now. My message storage is just about full.. not full with responses but from messages I SENT OUT.
I have had NO dates from okcupid. Some women have responded but a large number do not. I am not even messaging "super hot" women.
Its very discouraging. The only reason I use okcupid is because I honestly cannot meet women in real life. I see like maybe one woman a week who in my mind would be dateable. I rarely see women my age. My city is fucked in terms of age groups. no idea where all the 20 somethings...
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>>16787957
>using dating sites
dont use okcupid. focus on what's more important, dont focus on finding a girlfriend, focus on finding a friend. "like with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it"
>>16787957
nothing's really wrong with the site, it's just that you have enormous odds set up against you by being a straight male in the dating scene. women get flooded with messages from all kinds of guys, higher and lower than your own social status: what you have to do to stand out from the herd probably isn't worth the effort to land a potential date with a less-than ideal partner
>>16787957
Post your profile and we can tell you what's wrong and how to improve your chances.
I'm v pregnant and so close to baby's due date that any orgasms could start labor (my last 2 came early this way), but since we're not giving this one up for adoption we're trying to keep it in til the due date because parenthood is scary. So basically no orgasms for ME :(
Anyway i'm giving hubs head and not sure if i'm doing okay or if it's mediocre. I start off straddling him clothed so all my prego weight has him pinned, and kiss him all over his face except lips, while touching his sides with my nails and lightly pushing his shirt up....
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What advice do you need?
Pull it up over his face as he lifts his arms to help and leave it there so I can start kissing and using my nails on his chest and tummy. Actually I got up at that point to get some oil and when I came back he was starting to go limp. That kind of made me sad, why is that? Anyway so by the time I get off his pants and whatnot and oil up and am lightly taking the tip of him in my mouth while stroking the inside of his thighs lightly, he's really hard again. I also massage his balls a bit cause he likes that. When he gets close to cumming, his shaft sort of vibrates and...
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>>16787955
Any.
I have a skin condition thats totally benign, but leaves big, weeping scabs all over my face. No amount of makeup will cover it up completely and I'm reluctant to leave my house because of how grotesque I look. Is there a way to cover my face without something drastic/distracting like pic related?
Add bangs like the girl in the middle and you're almost entirely covered.
Man, I'm sorry you have to go through that.
My only suggestion is to move somewhere it's cold most of the year. You can bundle up under a scarf and no one would look twice at you.
>>16787942
What skin condition? Acne? Pemphigus foliaceous?
All the people I've known so far have been from uni, school or someplace I've been going to where talking to other people is almost mandatory.
But for the next 1/2 year I won't be anywhere near any of those places and I really want to meet people & avoid feeling like a lonely dog.
Bars (not clubs) and gyms
get a job
>>16787920
go to meetup.com and look for anything regarding your interests. trust me, they exist. even if its a generic group (like just for geeks or whatever) go anyway. its a chance to meet people
>BUT THAT SEEMS WEIRD
so are you. so do it anyway.
this is also applicable to craigslists' discussion section. go there and see who is spamming their little events. go to hobby shops that are relevant to your interests (or something you are interested in finding out if...
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>>16787922
gyms? I go to the gym and I don't honestly feel like a place to socialize.
If it is, how do you do it?
I have some mental issues (apparently) and sometimes when I'm having a particularly difficult day I feel like it'd help to talk about them. My family have brought me up to think that going to a psychologist/therapist makes you weak (me personally, I don't think other people are weak for going) and as I've got older I've become more introverted and closed off. I tried installing some stupid app where you can anonymously talk to someone but as soon as they asked what was wrong, I disconnected like a little bitch. What can I do?
Wow, OP. This is real funny.
See a psychiatrist. Your parents raised you to think like this because they're fools.
It's like if you had a kidney problem and didn't see a doctor because people with kidney problems are weak.
>>16787918
What?
>>16787919
They're not fools, they're just from a different culture. I would go regardless but (as stupid as this sounds) I don't really know how to talk to people about issues and I'm not particularly open to it either. It's really difficult for me, and I don't have the money to waste on however many sessions until I feel more comfortable.
Ok, so ever since i started engineering school, my interaction with girls is all but nonexistant. It's not that im bad socially or ugly or anything. No, the problem is that the amount of girls I can interract with is very limited. Looking back, basically every girl I have met has been through school, but it bein engineering there are significantly less girls here now. Overall the scool has 25% girls, and my class has only 10%, so it's really bad. So I really need some advice on where to find some girls that are girlfriend-material. Maybe tell me where you think I could...
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>>16787899
first, stop looking for a girlfriend. thats a dumb concept. humans arent toasters. you'll just end up with the first girl who is willing and isnt entirely repulsive. i know its been awhile, but even before you get to that phase you'll scare girls off cuz you'll be approaching each and everyone like they are a potential gf. girls dont like that. they like when a guy makes them feel like the ONLY girl. not one of many possible girls.
now that that is out of the way, open yourself up more socially....
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I have a red spot on my glans of my penis. The skin on my shaft hurts sometimes, and i have tingling sensations.
i got tested for herpes but it came back negative.
See an STD specialist (yes, they exist, they're the lowest-paid sort of doctor) or a urologist.
You may have to get referred to one by your GP.
>>16787883
Where did you get tested and how did they do it? Did they test for both HSV1 and 2?
>>16787900
I got tested for HSV 1 and 2
my hsv 2 came back as 0.04
and hsv 1 came back as 0.1
ive got an itchy anus, as well as some itching and tingling, but i havent had any ulcerations.so im mostly not concerned about herpes at this point, but the sensations and symptoms im feeling makes me feel like something is happening.
So there's this new girl at school. She seems pretty nice and I want to get to know her. I'm a bit of a shy person and I rarely start conversations with people I don't know. I really want to overcome this fear and be more social. So my question is: How can I make a good first impression? I really need some advice.
>>16787880
by making a good first impression. you cant really mathematically solve a human equation like this.
you either wait til you have an excuse to talk to her, or orchestrate one. then you introduce yourself, ask some basic questions and play it cool
Quit being a cuck.
There is nothing racist about preserving the future of our children and guarding against uncontrolled immigration.
Bob's burgers is trash
Tumblr is trasher
>>16787880
once a girl notices you notice her, a 1 hour countdown starts ticking away
if you don't make some sort of move within that time frame, your chance of landing on the no-pussy-zone blacklist increases 10 percent for each hour you don't make a move
Is there a possible way to thin your shit when it's still inside?
I'm constipated to shit, and I feel the hugest shit inside me probably about as big as a football. I've tried laxative and all they do is make me want to poop, not thin out or soften the shit. I'm getting a lot of anxiety from this and it's making me afraid to try to poo in fear of it hurting like hell.
What do? I'm drinking as much fluids as I can stomach btw. Is it too late because the large shit is in my rectum already?
>>16787862
Drink fluids, especially boring old water.
Yes, you can buy stool softeners.
coffee is your friend.
I'm going to name my newborn son one of the following:
Pick one
Boniface
Peregrine
Ganymede
>>16787861
>Ganymede
fuck yes. future bullied school shooter
These are the worst names I have ever heard of.
Pick a 'sexy' name for your child and they'll make more money. Hint: "Bonifice" isn't on the list.
Boniface all the way
There is always a huge writer's block. It prevents writing stories that I always wanted to write. Now I create for fun 5 Kingdoms after Magic colors and suddenly the ideas flow. Even ideas for plots.
Attempt to write "original" story: Hello writer's block
Magic: The Gathering Fanfiction: No Writer's block
Is this pathetic?
>>16787858
yes. fanfiction is fine for what it is, but you cant write an original story becuase you simply dont care about them. i had a friend who longed to be a great novelist. she thought it'd be easy. checked in after a whole year. hadnt written a single original chapter. but her fanfiction was flourishing.
>>16787858
Simple. Write fan fiction that strays from source material, change names, and there you go! It worked for Alan Moore and Rebecca Sugar, why won't it work for you?
>>16787929
orly? what did rebbecca sugar fanfict then turn into?
I am giving up Fast food and Masturbating for Lent.
Any Advice?
Also how fucked am I?
>>16787853
Not very, if anything you'll be doing yourself a favours with quitting the fatfoods.
>>16787878
Yeah I have been getting chubby lately but I think giving up fast food will be harder than giving up wanking.
>>16787853
Masturbation isnt that hard to give up if you know what youre doing. And the orgasm you get after not ejaculating for a month is amazing. Best orgasms Ive ever had was after 6 months of no fap when I woke up out of a wet dream and was so horny I finished fapping and exploded. Didnt even go soft was the best part. It took 3 orgasms to calm my dick down and I could have kept going. Was literally heaven.
Well so guys im 18 and i have noticed that im starting to loose hair.
What type of doctor should i go to or any medicine i should take?
>>16787852
Propecia medication from a doctor's prescription to keep your hair. Rogaine 5% minoxidil to regrow lost hair.
I'm about to go take a drug test for a job. I haven't smoked for a week and have been pissing clear but I'm scared shitless. Any quick ideas? I don't feel high at all.
I'm thinking about straining my piss through my undershirt to get rid of all the THC. Please help me.
Nervous bump
>>16787841
>I'm thinking about straining my piss through my undershirt to get rid of all the THC
lmao
you fucked up. it takes at least a month
Go to the corner drug store and buy a drug test. No reason to act like a bitch if you know you will piss clean.
Wife says she is prudish and shy about sex.
While ago, buy her a toy (silver one) and we use it for a while but soon sex gets rarer and rarer...
She still says prudish and not really into it.
Accidentally find a toy (red one) while fitting a wardrobe door. She says she never used it.
On a whim, I buy another (the wand) to broach the subject again but it never gets used.
Says she is a boring and non sex driven person.
Yesterday, I find all of these...
Wat do?
You cucked yourself.
by the color of the toys looks like she secretly wants a black cock
bruh you getting cucked by a fucking toy
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