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I keep seeing my gf like other guys pictures
Should I dump? I think I should
how dare she have male friends who she wants to encourage or even be happy for
>>16789002
and occasionally have sex with them
>she uses social media
Dump
>now ex girlfriend dumps me because she "wants to be single" (HER ex said he wanted to get back together so we all know why she actually dumped me)
>she tells me "now you know how it felt when he dumped me"
>a few weeks of drinking and being sad later
>I try out tinder
>tell a few friends, post about it on Facebook
>she texts me out of the blue telling me how "desperate"...
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she is fucked up and you are sensistive
why is this comic posted so often here?
Bitch is mad you don't need her pussy anymore.
That sounds retarded, but in this case I wouldn't put it past her. Telling others they are desperate can steam from two separate reasons:
1. You are actively destroying yourself, and people want to help you.
2. They are envious as fuck.
You decide if she's the caring type. Considering she fucked her ex, I'd go with reason number two.
>>16791082
Stories like these really make me wonder how can people be that retarder.
and yes, she is beyond fucked up
tell her to fuck off with a smile, it's not her business and find a normal one this time
How do I be as cool as donnie darko
>>16788922
darko is a bateman ripoff desu
You're my little smoking fawn arent you <3
>>16788959
Uhhhhh
So I've had this fwb for 3 years. We've become essentially best friends. We've done stuff like new years even together, live theatre together stuff like that. In the last 4 or 6 months I've developed feelings for her and finally 3 weeks ago I asked her to be my gf. She said she doesn't know if she can see me as more than a friend then I asked "so would I be wasting my time you don't think it could work?" Then she said "I think it could work but I'm not sure I can commit, I need to think about it."
On Monday night we had...
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>>16790935
>should I play hard to get
No. You told her you have feelings for her, so hard to get is off the table at this point
You're chances are less than 4%. If she wanted to get in a relationship that wasn't just jumping your bones every other time, she would have by now.
Just find another girl and be prepared for her to get jealous when you do, cause women are like that.
>>16790938
But she could think I've lost interested given her hesitancy
Did you guys ask your girlfriends if they've had bigger? I'm curious about it, is it a good idea to ask her that?
>>16790817
No, it is a bad idea.
Here's why: she doesn't care. You shouldn't care.
She'll comment your dick when you fuck her good.
>>16790817
no.
Should you?
>>16790820
I'm saying this because I sent her a pic of my dick last night and she was so impressed and kept telling me how she loves it that it looks bigger. So it made me think maybe she secretly wants I'd have a bigger dick.
My professor asked us to write about a profession using his "self-created system" called the Compass. I chose acting and voice acting.
Would it be stupid to title the paper "The Navigation Acts"? Can you help me think of a better title so I can be done with this shit?
>>16788913
"This is fake and gay"
Also, "Compass" is a retarded name for the outline he gave us and he should feel bad. It has no relation to a compass and could easily be illustrated by a straight line. There weren't even four parts to the essay, there were five. End rant.
>>16788913
Now I think "The Navigation Acts" sounds stupid, help me /adv/.
>>16788916
Brilliant.
4chan is basically another subreddit now. where am I to go? where do i go once I've escaped this cesspool of cancer and filth?
>>16788891
>knowing what a subreddit is
We're gonna build a wall and Reddits going to pay for it
You have to go back
There is no salvation for the tainted souls that post on our boards.
Except /v/. They can have /v/
I only became good looking after high school. I grew my hair out and started lifting. I turn heads wherever I go but it's too late now! I can only make a circle of friends now whenever I take classes at the college.
So what do you guys suggest I do to network with more people more often, now that I'm bearable to look at? Pic related.
>>16788886
Dude you look like Cisco Ramone.
>>16788895
Yeah I had to grow my hair because that's what suited my face.
>>16788886
Seek employment at a bar. You'll make good friends, get free drinks, and make some hot cash.
I have my very, very, very first job interview today in 4 hours.
How do I not fuck this up.
Just be calm and don't be a douche. What it's the job position?
>>16789985
storage grunt at a dairy factory. nothing fancy, but a job is a job and I ain't got a proper education
>>16789988
they're probably looking for someone who seems like they'd show up on time
>Ex wants to get back with me
>Told her I needed some time to think about it, like a few weeks
>Landed a date with this super qt asian grill for this weekend
>Me and EX still sending each other nudes and stuff, and are possibly going to bang
I sort of feel bad, my ex REALLY wants me back, like bad. So bad, that if I dated and fucked this asian girl she would still probably want me back.
But I feel really bad. I want to date this girl,...
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>>16789792
You're split for choice right now. Enjoy it. Date the Asian, sex her if you can and still bed the ex. But don't let the ex know you're doing the a sapien too. Not until you've made up your mind which one you want.
>>16789799
Sapien???? I meant Asian. Frekin sphell chequer.
>>16789799
So plow both of them, but don't tell ex who is on the hook right now about the asian? I sort of feel shady about this, because I've never done it.
There is this girl that usually takes the train at the same time I do after work, we exchanged looks today so I want to make a move but being the autist I am I don't know what to say and I don't want to spill my spathettios all over.
I need a good ice breaker after that I think I can keep up.
>inb4
>be yourself.
If she's into you it really doesn't matter what you say. Just grab your balls and go over there and talk to her.
>>16788879
Ask can I sit next to you.
>>16788898
just imagining some autist literally grabbing his balls and walking there with his hand on his balls audibly talking about his coin collection in front of 30 people to a girl who has her back to him
im kekking right now
Should I take this person's advice? They are a complete stranger on the internet. They sound pretty convincing when read aloud but I don't want to jump to a decision so quickly that could change allot.
>>16788847
wew, asking /adv/ about advice given to you by an /adv/ poster
actually i haven't seen one of those before, unironically
what was your original question, OP?
>>16788847
I assume you are a pedo and therefore yes, you should take the advice
>>16788856
If tickling a little kid in odd places and kissing them was ok , cause they are giggling and laughing about it.
Not sure if you remember me, but I'm the male anon with the female childhood best friend with whom I have always indulged in mutual sexual touching (pic related is a screenshot).
Last night we were doing our usually thing with touching each other while watching Netflix when she dropped her head down into my lap and started giving me oral sex. I asked her what she was doing and she said that it would be better with her mouth. She asked me if I wanted her to stop and I said no, so she kept going. She has never deliberately made me cum before, but last night she blew...
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>>16788837
>she's my girlfriend
>i've never thought of her as a sexual partner
are you guys religious or smth
>>16788867
Not girlfriend, just female friend.
>>16788837
You two should be together. Childhood friends win.
I have a really hard time making conversation with people.
Like they'll tell me they've been crocheting different types of nuts. Or they'll tell me they're thinking of becoming a graphics designer. Or something I have no knowledge of, no interest or experience in. All I can think of is being like, that's cool, or shallow questions. And the conversations quickly end.
I'm scared that people think I'm autistic (because a psychologist suggested it) or that they think I'm weird. I know it's probably true that people think...
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I think your self hatred is probably what causes you the most pain.
I also go through it.
I experienced some rare moments where I could see myself behaving in a way that I didn't like (awkward, shy, etc), but the judgement and self hatred weren't there. It was simply an observation.
That created a certain distance that let me enjoy myself despite behaving the same way around others.
It didn't last long though. I still go back to the self hatred problem, but atleast I found the cause.
>>16788855
What I concluded is that acceptance and understanding are two important things when it comes to improving yourself.
>>16788855
>>16788863
What kinds of things specifically do you hate about yourself?
Why shouldn't I kill myself?
>>16789731
Why SHOULD you?
>>16789731
We need your vote to make America great again
>>16789735
I'll never be loved.
