Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 1635. page
- Home
- Board: /adv/ - Advice
- Reading: Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 1635. page
This is a retard I know. He's in a bad situation apparently.
I don't know what he did but it must be humiliating. I think he jerked off on skype or something.
Is his life over? Is there anything he could do?
Yes OP all the people on the internet now know that you jerked off into a microphone, forever
>>16785886
Yes, thanks for sharing his info with us.
>>16785890
This isn't me. I'm really fucking glad it isn't me because I would rather kill myself.
I'm a 4th year at a pretty top tier university, graduating in June, and with this in mind I have a decision to make. I have a grad program in mind (more of a professional master's) that I'm not really stoked about, but if I got in and I completed it, I'm guaranteed an excellent salary out of school, yadda yadda. On the other hand, I have a particularly wealthy great aunt on my dad's side who could potentially fund an alternative venture. She has no children of her own, my dad is a deadbeat, so basically she's made it known she would fund my graduate studies since she has a lot of disposable income. The graduate program can be completed online (inb4 Devry), and recently the tenant in one of the houses she owns has moved out. She told me I could move in there and basically have the place to myself while I'm studying. It is worth noting that she's recently turned 70 and is probably trying to not-so-subtly put me into a position perhaps where I'll be indebted to her later in my life, and she'll use this as leverage so I don't move elsewhere, but instead I stay local and care for her when she gets to be that age. This doesn't sound too horrible at face value, but I also have a girlfriend who's going to be graduating this year as well, and while she's going to be potentially be in the area for all of next year, if she finds a job somewhere else I don't want to be restricted to living in SoCal because I signed an unspoken contract. Anyways, so I have a house I could live in rent free, devote all my time to playing/writing music, and make some youtube videos while I'm at it. (1/2)
>>16785872
You going to write that second post?
In the modern age, art isn't worth money.
When you can instantly stream or pirate music, it's hard to make a living just playing music.
Get into a trade or something and practice music with your spare time. Don't toil away trying to earn money with your music, because you'll be forced to compromise your artistic style to make it more accessible in order to sell more.
Same thing goes for painting. Just because you can draw nice pictures doesn't make it worth money.
Get a job, pursue music, practice for years, and when you're ready release an awesome album that blows people away. Don't end up like my friend who is an awesome guitar player, but wanted to earn money more than he wanted to make good music so he joined a terrible band that just got signed and audience consists of 11 year olds.
>>16787287
>Get into a trade or something
This! Trades are wonderful career choices and you'll be working with your hands. Carpentry is a growing field and you can make a decent amount of money while building your own instruments on the side.
How can I get rid of my trans feelings?
I'm worried the media, and internet has gotten to me, as with others.
I've always pictured myself as a woman in future context, but I didn't start stressing out about it until the past 2 or 3 years.
Anywho, noticing this affect so many other people this want, I'm afraid this is all just some cringeworthy phase I need to eject out of ASAP.
>>16785859
Trans anon is beautiful. Embrace homosexuality anon.
I'm not sure what it's like to transition to your identified gender or to realize your trans, however that works, but if you think you are then I don't see what's to be afraid of.
It's a lot better than being unhappy all your life because you're missing out on who you are.
If you're happy the way you are then you don't need to change, and if you're not sure you need to change then you should give it time to consider the idea. But I wouldn't just write it off.
I don't think there's some way to magically get rid of it, either. It's there and it probably isn't going to go away.
1. That's like asking how to stop being attracted to whatever you're attracted to
2. Being a woman is a special kind of hell
I'm reaching the limit of my sanity. I keep having suicidal thoughts and I keep imagining myself dying. I'm 23 but I am a huge failure. I never finished high school because i was too socially anxious to walk down the hallway and i was obese. I started going to college only last year and I'm struggling to do middle school algebra.
I work a full time job at a call center which drains my soul. I have never had sex or been in a single relationship. In wouldn't even have the first clue when it comes to that sort of thing. I live with my mother who constantly complains about everything and treats me like a child. She takes my money for "bills" whenever she wants because she insists that we have a joint bank account.
I can't enjoy food anymore because I'm limiting myself to 1500 calories a day so no more junk food which was one of the only things I enjoyed in life.
On my days off in spend 24+ hours playing videogames because I have 0 friends and videogames are the one thing I find pleasure in.
I feel like a loser and that will never amount to anything.
What can I do to turn my life around?
Pick a hobby
Have you considered seeing a therapist and/or a psychiatrist? They can really help with problems like suicidal thoughts, imagining yourself dying and other depression-related problems.
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/depression/basics/definition/con-20032977
I used to curl up in bed trying to get these images of my own suicide to stop forcing themselves into my head. It got 1000 times better when I got treatment.
>>16785843
>that feel when you post on another board and forget to reinput your tripcode
I am a really bitter person /adv/. I am 27, never had a girlfriend, fucking bored with life.. see all my friends getting engaged and shit. I feel like I haven't even lived yet.
I am SUPER bitter about everything. Apparently I am a buzz kill too and a possible "grinch". I don't celebrate anything, not even birthdays(my own or anyone elses). I don't celebrate any holidays, I don't have any decorations on my walls. I wear plain clothes.
I just feel fucked up. My friends often wonder if anyone even lives in my apartment because I have nothing on the walls, no pictures, no ornaments etc.
I feel like shit. I feel like the world severely wounded me and wants to finish me off. However, I realize that is probably a negative thought but a part of me can't let it go.
I find it very hard to let things go.. especially when someone has emotionally.. maimed me. The only thing ever on my mind is vengeance but I never pursue these thoughts because I know being vengeful is probably not good.
Basically, I try to keep control of my mind but impulses and just general bitterness and vengefulness wear me out.
How can I improve my state of mind? Honestly, what is eating me is that it feels like I haven't lived. It feels like once someone turns 30, if they haven't done certain things.. you basically are dead at that point with no hope of improvement. I honestly feel like I will figuratively dead at 30.
SEND HELP
vbump
>>16785827
Have you tried anal?
>>16785866
Its illegal in michigan.
i want to fuck my co workers girlfriend they have only been together for 3weeks and shes super into me. tips?
Shafts too. You gotta put the whole thing in for it to count as a complete fuck.
Go for it. Cuck that fucker and make him cry.
Why did all my girlfriends just dump all their emotional shit on me? Why did every relationship turn me into a shoulder to cry on and a dick to ride? I thought dating was supposed to be fun.
>>16785803
People are damaged, op. Life is full of hardships. We turn to the people we love most and trust them with our burdens.
If it's too much for you to handle, you should suggest that they go to a therapist.
This has got to be bait.
That's what relationships are, idiot. What were you expecting?
My knee has been hurting a bit for a few months now, after exercises and stretches that haven't worked. I decided fuck it, my quality of life has been decreasing so I'm just going to see a chiro.
I go in and apparently my first 2 visits will cost $150 since my parents haven't paid the deductible on our insurance. Alright, that's okay, I guess.
I'm told that I should have a 2 week treatment process totaling $1300 (and that's after the bullshit 15 percent discount he included). I don't like the cost at all, but fine.
(Behold, this is the fucking dumbest thing I've done in my life)
The treatment is comprised of vibrawave pseudoscience segments as well as foam rolling, stretching and other exercises I could EASILY do at home so I have never felt more ripped off. The only thing that's different are muscle triggerpoint "injections" that haven't helped at all.
The lady giving me the injections doesn't seem to know anything about the field and seems to think a (muscle relaxant) injection should magically cure me of any problem. I ask for advice on what I should be doing at home in between visits and she suggests exercises that have been repeatedly debunked (such as foam rolling the IT band).
Everytime I speak with the chiro the dude is always in a fucking rush to push me out and get back to whatever the hell he was doing before I walked in. No advice, no holistic instruction, no communication.Just suggest the exact same exercises that he did for everyone else to save time. Everytime I ask a question that would require effort on his part, he knocks it down and talks to me like I'm a retard. After a total of 20 mins treatment is over, and that includes waiting in the lobby.
(1/2)
I paid around half (671) of that amount and have visited 4 times. Basically, the treatment sucks but I'm in too deep, I'm stuck because I want to leave and never come back but they have my money and on top of that, the pain has only gotten worse after 4 visits(go figure). I'm 20 and exhausted my bank account, (I've still got school/car/food payments and I'm by no means rich).
Pardon my reckless ranting but this fucker had the nerve to call me asking me to pay the other half (at that point, I only had 3 visits). I said i didn't have the money, this motherfucker goes and CHECKS MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE using the debit card info I provided for my initial payment.
"Did... did you just charge my card".
"no, I just checked. there was an approval for $214.07."
"Um, I need that, I can't pay right now"
"that's alright, stop by and we can talk about it"
(Doesnt ask how my condition is or anything, that would require too much empathy.)
I signed papers that read the no refunds policy(fuck me, I'm retarded) so I'm guessing I'm not ever getting my money back. Thank fucking GOD, I didn't pay the full amount up front. They're so vile, they don't allow me to pay per visit (is this normal?), I MUST pay big bucks up front, I shouldve seen this as a red flag and bolted but I was too concerned about my knee.
So fucking idiotic of me, I just really wanted the pain to be gone so I jumped to the nearest chiro and got burned, badly. I deserve this for being completely retarded, I'm just wondering what I should do from here. I still want to leave but I've still got to face the fact that I don't know how to get rid of my pain and i feel as though I've tried everything. I've never been in so much despair, this was my last resort and I've fallen flat on my face.
(2/2)
>>16785799
This is one expensive life lesson. One thing I can comment, is that they have your CC information so there's not reversal for this, you cannot just disappear, and have the charges run away. You must understand that using or doing some process is generally not magical and work the first time (you don't just use proactiv and acne just disappears the first or second time) It takes consistency, ability to follow directions and application. The key in all of this is do you trust the process, do you trust your treatment and caregivers, (you clearly do not) so naturally it would be more difficult to see the end of the tunnel (you being pain free) Note: this does not mean that they aren't bullshitting you or are just trying to take your money, but the least you could do is get the treatment that you paid for
What I suggest is that YOU need to take the initiative for your well being, nobody will want it for you. YOU need to go to the chiropractor and work the payment schedule out (because you signed a contract saying you would). Assuming you will pay in full for the treatments YOU need to go to all the treatments. Then YOU need to google this shit all your pain, symptoms etc and have an idea of what you're dealing with and hopefully find some information on how to get better.
>>16785792
Ankle braces worked for your mom, why don't you try it out.
My best friend who I have know for about 20 years and is also my roommate at the time is fake as fuck around strangers. He acts like this overly excited 5th grader no matter what is going on. Fake as fuck and really annoying. Don't know how to approach him on the subject.
Tell him to stop being a fake faggot?
Let him be?
/adv/?
Let him be, but let him be that way far away from you. It's time to make some changes in your friendships.
A male adult, age 19-21, who goes to a 4 year university, is in a fraternity, etc etc should have access to ONE form of social media, right? And even then, they should come up when googled right?
Basically, long story short (I'll save the drama) I'm googling this guy's (supposed) name, its also a very unqiue sounding name (sounds fakish too). Nothing. No twitter, Facebook, instagram profile. Nothing.
Good chances this person doesn't actually exist, right? Pic unrelated
Yes, he's fake.
>And even then, they should come up when googled right?
not at all
21 male here and i don't have any social media other than youtube and skype
people can't find me on google
Yeah the chances are good, though I should note that it's no guarantee. I didn't have my real name anywhere on social media after my graduation. It's conceivable that someone would start earlier.
Dear adv i am a sexually active 20 yr florida male , whenever i fuck a girl we have sex around 4 times then usually a break or so if foreplay and the girl usually wants to go back at it and most girls say i make them cum 2-3 times , when i was in hs i was a fuck buddy for two hot girls but it was on the downlow. Am i good at fucking or do all men share this expiernce
yes anon, u are the alpha. i wanna be u some day.
>>16785734
No, you're just really gullible.
I tell guys they make me cum when they don't bc otherwise they'd be insecure/annoying about it
>>16785734
>Sexually active
Topkek. Did you get your semester physical recently? You say it like you're proud when it's a healthy part of life.
Hey, /adv/
How do I get a girlfriend? Before you say "ask her out," keep in mind that I am a very shy person. Anyways, I haven't had a girlfriend since middle school and I'm currently in high school. Since I am shy, I don't have the courage to ask girls out especially in front of a lot of people. How should I get to know a girl I like but don't know? I want to ask girls out through text but I realize that's a pussy move. Just some extra details, I don't consider myself unattractive and I'm not that popular. Every so often I'll have a crush then because of not attempting to know them, I lose feelings for them. Come on /adv/, I need your help. Thanks in general, please answer my questions and give me any extra advice I may need.
>Before you say "ask her out," keep in mind that I am a very shy person.
Is this supposed to be an excuse or something?
>Every so often I'll have a crush then because of not attempting to know them, I lose feelings for them.
You just want to fuck their tight wet highschool pussies. Unfortunately, there's only room for one pussy in a relationship like that, and it isn't your pussy. If you don't have the courage to ask them out, order a tenga egg or a fleshlight. If you think that's a degenerate thing to do, work yourself up.
The reason I said that is because I seen people that literally say "Ask her out," and nothing else, I either want a way around that or want to learn a way to conquer my shyness.
Hi /adv/
My roommate is smoking weed a lot. I don't have a problem with this per se, as I also like to smoke some like every 2 weeks. But for now 5 months he has been smoking every day. Besides the laziness that ensues and him not having a job or studying, I'm actually worried about his health a bit. Are there health effects from smoking every day long term? He uses a vaporizer btw.
>>16785726
Lol no, there isn't
He might start to cough a lot and produce more phlegm but that's it
>Besides the laziness that ensues and him not having a job or studying
looks like the weed is holding him back bro
some people may say that it doesn't affect how they live, but each person reacts in a certain way
Unless he's 16, I've not heard of any long term harm that would come to his physical health. I'd worry about the potential for his mental health, though. South Park says that smoking too much weed makes you okay with being bored and that sucks. I tend to agree.
I have an almost purely sexual view of women, and I'm pretty sure that's not healthy if I ever want to get rid of tfw no gf. Like, normal relationship stuff would be nice, but it's more of an afterthought to me than a reason. Essentially, I want a girlfriend so we can have sex, and that's not what girlfriends are really for.
Do I just need to get it out of my system or something?
Get a fuckbuddy or friends-with-benefits. They want a mostly sexual relationship.
>>16785721
do you have a mom or sisters?
You have a no sexual relationship with them, right? Having a gf should be like having someone that you care about as much as your mom, but that you love in a sexual way.
But the sex should be a result of the love- using a gf for sex and then expecting love to follow isn't really a great way to go about it
Is there any painkiller as strong as morphine which won't constipate you? Or alternately, a laxative strong enough to counteract the side effect of morphine? Thank you.
I've never had constipation problems from morphine but try things containing oxymorphone. Opana is pretty popular.
You're not going to overpower an opiate with laxatives. It's like unplugging a toaster and then shouting at it to make your break crispy. On a related note, that's exactly what anti-diarrheal medications are doing. They're unplugging the toaster so you physically cannot poop bread. Wait I think that analogy got fucked up at the end.
The only other alternative you have is a local block if the pain is coming from an isolated limb or something. Otherwise you're SOL on this one.
