>>16786089
Details.
How'd she react for starters?

>>16786120
This

>>16786120
She locked herself in the bathroom and cried.

>>16786084
it's not hard to learn the basics of MTG. She'll probably school you if she's into it, but you can just say that you haven't played in forever. That being said, if you don't know how lands/casting spells work, the jig will be up. Maybe go to a friday night magic in your area to scope things out

I belive you can learn for free online via wizards of the coast website mught be wrong on that tho ... the other anon is right about mechanics of the game aswell you really wouod want to learn how things get playe dif you want to seem like you have at least played before. I want to know what your goin to do about a deck tho ... is she going to bring on for you ? Are you going to just go and buy a starter deck ? I whould also point out the MTG get pricey fast (12 year vet reporting in i have well over $4k worth of cards split between 20 odd decks ...) i personally would just...
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>>16786112
She said ahe would bring me a deck.
>>16786097
Yeah it sounded like she plays it regularly. I want to try to get into it honestly so i can enjoy it with her.

>>16786070
stop jerking it so much you fucking degenerate
like holy shit, you probably have fucking scabs on your dick by now

Google "blue balls"

tl;dr fapping for too long without cumming will clog your jizz tubes, causing all kinds of unpleasant reactions.

>>16786080
Trying senpai, I'm addicted
No scabs yet

>>16786082
I cum quickly enough though, I just do it too frequently.

>>16786566
Thanks, I guess.

You broke up for a reason, you know.

>>16786050
your girlfriend was drunk.
chances are, she does not want you back.

you should fuck the asian and then decide what you want to do.

You are not doing the right thing, though I would not necessarily say you are doing the wrong thing. The Chinese girl is either going to return to her home country and pretend you never existed as soon as her program ends, or even worse, is sinking her claws into you for a green card and will turn frosty upon marriage. And that's after 2 years' worth of hiding you from her Chinese friends and her family and relatives because you're not presentable to her parents as marriage material.

Sure you can "try things" as much as you want, but know that you cannot buy into it.

As for your ex, the reason you told her to give you some time is not because you want to rekindle things with her (if you did, you would have just gone and said yes) but because you want to continue getting over her. With that in mind, consider that whatever response you give to her, you must fully commit to it.

Definitely tell her in advance, she's your fucking mother.

As for your gun, I really don't know what the problem is. Just leave it at the gunrange? What sort of advice are we supposed to give you about this?

I would tell your mother but couch it in a "I think my house is too far from uni and/or it is inaccessible by public transport". Don't mention that you're moving in with "friends", she will start shit about if your friends all jump off a cliff etc. Don't start any shit about how she's been treating you.

Your mother is screaming and crying because she is a petulant little shit who grew up at the tail end of baby boomers with no medicare levy and no HECS and thinks that at age 16 you should have gotten a part time job and that would...
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>>16786008
It is striking that nowhere in your plans is there "Get psychological help for mother".

Suck his dick and if he cums then he's gay.

Alternatively, tell him that you're attracted to him and don't be a faggot(the other kind) and he'll probably say the same thing

Ill be honest are you a small skinny man who is effeminate ( no body or facial hair etc). Becuase while i consider myself mostly straight. there is the potential that if i was drunk i might experimente with said twink. Or a trap. Somthing i wouldnt do when sober.

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>>16785960
Started Zoloft and they bumped up my dosage to the maximum you can get because of my anxiety (I originally took it for depression). And I hated it, it worked I guess but it made me feel extremely apathetic.

>I still get nervous sometimes
Yes, that's human. The only thing that'll remove all your anxiety is a coma. You've gotta learn to deal with minor cases of anxiety if you want to grow into a functional adult.

Keep in mind that this is a worksafe board.

>>16785959
Just keep to your morals. I dont date whores and would never even consider one as a friend and Im engaged to a lovely indian woman with moral character. Wish me luck.

>>16785959
you already had the answer

Get laid.

>>16785965
No, that other thread was by me. Not sure what this furfag is trying to prove.

You're gonna get stuck in security forces or aircraft maintenance just like everyone else.

Become a male prostitute. You'll make more money and have more respect for yourself.

>implying driving a car isn't the greatest multiplayer game
>not having experienced it

i pity you m8

The only plausible way would be to get a hold of a driving simulator and appropiate equipment (a steering wheel, pedals, the works)

Hypothesis #6 - she's losing interest in you and doesn't want to bring kids into a relationship that might end. That would explain the suddenness of the baby crazy -> barren womb change, tracking a change in the relationship.

How you two doing?

>no kids is a dealbreaker
>already married her

for better or worse, huh?

Usually I hate it when people comment this, but you reallyyyyyy need to talk to her about this and not us. We are not to know what "hypothesis" is the correct one.

>>16785958
Basically, this. They're a deal breaker to you. You're married. Clocks ticking.

You may come off as an arsehole but you need to tell her they're a deal breaker. It's better to look like an arse now than never have kids and regret it.

Why don't you talk to her about it? Have you guys been actually trying? Also, it could be a combination of all of those factors that you listed that is making her put off having children. It is a big, scary decision to make, not to mention it destroys the female body (sometimes it never recovers.) 29 is still quite young and there's still time for you guys to have children.

>>16785913

He probably read the situation wrong. Either his intentions were to get something done the first time, or he tried to read you and thought you would be down/into it.

Disclaimer: I am not telling you what to do, just my interpretation of the situation and what I would do. You need do your own analysis and make your own independent decision.

I think the lack of texting back could be conducive of him wanting something from you (sex) but with the lack of information I don't know how someone on...
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>>16785913
well, if girl refuses to come home with me, but doesnt explain anything, then i am not calling her again
just communicate goddamit, why do you cunts feel fine to tell what you think to a bunch of anon morons but cant do that to a person you care about?

>>16785913
You defined your limits, which you have the absolute right to do.

He decided - or may still be in the process of deciding - whether he wanted to work within those limits, which he has the absolute right to do.

He is a bit of an asshole, but not very much. At least he seems to be choosing the option of breaking it off now because you're not what he wants, rather than hanging around and trying to pressure you into what he wants.

Move on. There are plenty of guys who will respect your values and you.

by building value in other ways

>>16785907
Like what?

>>16785903
based on your picture:

Stop thinking you are only worth something, while you look good.

Otherwise, become a person with a lot of worth.

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Perhaps it is your fear of performing poorly with a girl who has sexual experience? Whereas a virgin has no basis to judge?

Instead of focusing on the physical state of being a virgin, why don't you focus on the related positive qualities without the status?

>>16785892
why do you specificaly feel like a virgin is a better dating prospect then a non-virgin?

I've had fantasies of impregnating a deity if that counts

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>>16785922
Elaborate.