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I want to use cocaine some times when i dont get what i want in life, that make me feel
I quite coke 2 years ago, but always think about her, i never got a problem with the drug, i like so much, but always now it was bad so i quit, the problem
i can't get out of my mind
It sounds like you're on cocaine right now
Is it weird if I want to get my balls/groin waxed? Do places even do this?
>>16910218
No it's not weird. Some beauty / waxing places do waxing for men, but these aren't exactly common. You should just look up waxing places near you and see if they wax men too
Why would you waste your money? It's only going to come back.
Just get it lasered.
>>16910218
Yes, and yes.
Hey guys, I am trying to understand myself/get through this stupid Dilemma. Life's been good got my girlfriend and business and finishing school. Hoping to make a killing this year. I was living with my old childhood friend (until next year when I buy a house). I've known him for years since middle school. He comes from a religious family and he strayed away from it (i am agnostic but I still respect his moms community). the guy got fired from his job for contacting a little girl (she contacted him), got herpes from a girl we all told him had something and then now...
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So, you think he is one of your best friends?
Get out of that house if they are doing something ilegal!!!
>>16910235
making candy is like that raver shit. You know those little bead things they give out
>>16910235
We are cool for the most part, I just hate how he treats his mom. She literally pays for everything and supports him for everything. He doesn't cuss her out but he still does stuff to make her upset.
So last Saturday I went to a mates party, it was ment to be a lads night only. But his sister was there cause her bf cancelled on her to go to his mates birthday party, anyway I was on Molly and we started talking etc. I really like her cause we connected and we've been talking none stop since then, how do I know if she interested?
I give zero fucks that shes my mates sister and she has a boyfriend, haven't connected to a girl like this in years.
>>16910207
"I give zero fucks that she has a boyfriend"
Kill yourself.
>>16910207
>i give zero fucks that shes my mates sister and has a boyfriend
I honestly feel bad for you that pussy makes you such a little bitch.
>>16910237
My parents (both catholic) are convinced that they are being attacked by demons. They say that the closer that our family gets to God, the worse we are tempted by demons. This was after two of my brothers had a fight and then my father had a fight with my brother. The reason about the "closer to god remark was because my father recently became a minister.
My question is: How do I let them know I don't share their religious beliefs, when they are going to view my comments as a direct attack from the devil himself?
I've pretended to share their belief...
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You poor poor thing. Satan is speaking through you like a ventriloquist through a marionette and you're too deep under his grasp to notice. I hope you feel bad for the pain you are bringing your family, who only want the best for you
>>16910165
They love to argue and fight at home but in public they are a perfectly plastic family. If they have their god in them and Satan is speaking the voice of logic through me, guess who the bad guy is then. I don't believe that a deity exists in this universe though, or a devil for that matter.
I talked about this coin thing in a thread about parallel universes and I was called wrong and an idiot i'm femanon so of course I"m going to be called a moron even if I write the same thing this world sucks btw I'm christian and I believe as you do.
Would a double major in comp sci and poli sci be a complete waste of time?
stay the fuck away from poli sci unless you REALLY want to work in campaigns or something
it has no other use. even for campaign work it's not really useful.
t. bitter poli sci major
>>16910160
So theres never going to be another Henry Kissinger or Zbigniew Brzezinski.
>>16910149
>She stretches
>Only person looking at her boobs is another woman
My dick is diamonds.
Why do I often have a sense of dread at night, and how can I stop having it?
>>16910144
Strip.
No seriously, just be completely nude and lie in bed. Its incredibly comfortable, feels better to sleep like this too.
>>16910144
What is it you're dreading, OP?
>>16910183
I do that every once in a while when my sleep pants are pissing me off--feels good, man.
>>16910232
I just have this sense of dread, without specifically dreading anything. I read a Wikipedia article about night dreads once, but now I can't find it.
A year ago; I was in the biggest rut of my life. The number of friends I had dwindled, I hadn't worked in quite some time therefor no money, my last relationship had been 3 years prior and I was completely drowning in myself. I made a post about it here back then and received some good advice on steps to take to bettering who I am and fixing myself more or less.
Last summer however, my father passed away and every single thing I'd learned from the old thread I made almost completely dissolved. I still do some things to stay active and build who I am, but I feel...
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I am so sorry to hear about your father. Please know that how you are feeling will pass and that the death of a loved one is one of the hardest trials we go through in life. I applaud you for working on your novel and I wish you the best of luck.
You're going to be okay, anon
>>16910195
thanks a lot man, i do appreciate that. hopefully i can prove you right
What's up guys.
I'm 21 years old, never been in a relationship before, nor have I even hugged a girl before lol. I don't see it as a bad thing because I don't like wasting my time in relationships. I always see couples break up and I see them going through a really rough time and I don't want that to be me so I choose to not be in a relationship. I met this girl and recently, decided to ask her out and I got friend zoned. We have so much in common, we really do enjoy each others company and it seems we never stop talking to each other. I met her...
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>>16910135
>it never bothered me being alone
>I chose not to get a gf
>a girl gave me attention abloo bloo bloo
First off stop being one of those "I choose not to do X, it's not because I can't get it. It's because I willingly choose to not do it". You're as bad as the "asexual" crowd. Second, quit being a little bitch and getting led around. You either want to be in a relationship...
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Seriously. Is college worth the effort? This isn't some generic rant about how much I hate school.
What are the other practical options kids have these days?
pic unrelated. I just think it looks nice
Besides college you pretty much have trade school, apprenticeships, getting a regular old lower education job like in food service, starting a hobby/business yourself, or collecting welfare/being homeless.
will it guarantee you a job? Not really.
is it worth it to network and make connections with smart people (both students and faculty), get a well-rounded education, and get the piece of paper (degree) which is more or less required for every job now as a baseline? yeah. Just try and spend as little money on it as possible.
Depends what you study and what your goals are. Tradeschool is good too.
When I remember my childhood, I sometimes resent my parents for either not pushing me hard enough or not giving me enough guidance in academics, sports, or other extracurricular activities. Now that I'm a young adult, I don't know I should blame them for neglecting me or if I only have myself to blame for not being able to play sports, play a musical instrument, or get into a good college. I do regret being so lazy and easily discouraged in middle school and high school but I didn't know any better.
>blaming anyone or anything for the way you live your own life
you realize you can do these things now, right? Why aren't you just doing them? Oh that's right, you're a piece of shit who would rather make excuses.
>>16910113
Some these things you miss the boat if you didn't work on them in adolescence or earlier.
>>16910101
I feel bad for your parents that you're such a fag.
>muh no pushing for extracirricular
As the other anon said you can do that stuff now. What you're doing instead is being a, as we have noted before, massive faggot and because you aren't instantly the master of something when you try it out instead of suffering through failing and practicing at it you instead go "oh wow if my mom and dad had FORCED me to do this I would be a master right now! I hate...
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>all apartments are ridiculously overpriced
>impossible to find roommates who aren't coked out psychos
How do people who aren't rich survive in this country? I completely understand why so many people are struggling in this country now.
>>16910099
Save, prioritize, good paying job. Making $40k a year. NoVA enough to survive and then some. Sometimes I do get into situations but I pull through. Also more of that there lady if you got some
>>16910107
What's NoVA?
My parents are rich and bought me a place and fully support me while I go to school, so I can't really complain, that's how I survive. But most people I know who live together were friends with their roommates way before the moved in together. And it's often about 3 people sharing a 1 bedroom apartment. Sorry to hear about your struggle though, I blame corrupt politicians though. A small one bedroom apartment in my city now costs 500k and an average shitty house is 2 million dollars. It's just not right. Even if you work your ass off full time, average people...
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Would Kid Icarus be an okay name to give my future soon son?
I love that game so much and the name sound unique. What do you think /adv/?
>>16910096
no. Icarus might be good for a middle name. "kid" is not a good name.
Name.
Name him Dovahkiin "Vault Dweller" Sephiroth.
Thank you, for reminding me that /adv/ isn't really a place to look for serious advice when its needed, OP.
Why the fuck is this shit on /adv/?
The thing is because I don't have much personal space where I live everytime I fap I end holding the ejaculation, usually ends holding semen in the phimosis and I go to the bathroom to throw it away. And in really rare times it feels like only a drop of semen ends inside the wrong tube, and it causes really strong itching sensation, usually I end having to force a second ejaculation and/or urinate to make this irritation stop.
I just wanna know if someone already felt the same, because now I feel a little paranoiac, afraid if I'm the only one who felt this or if...
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>>16910019
Your semen is probably getting forced into your bladder. Peeing will force it back out.
>>16910019
You're meant to ejaculate ejaculate, senpai.
>>16910036
if I could find a way to do it in bed and not dirtying the place..
Is there a good place I can read about STDs, and maybe sex a little?
Like how the various kinds are transmitted and how to avoid it. I know almost nothing. I don't know why they didn't teach me this, maybe it was because it was a Catholic high school, I don't know.
>>16910016
Have you tried google?
I imagine planned parenthood or other family planning websites would have comprehensive information on this stuff.
>>16910016
http://www.sexinchrist.com/
