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Hey guys I use to go out with this girl in High school. it wasn't an official relationship because neither of us asked the other one out. Instead we just hung out all the time and what not got mad when the other would talk to the opposite sex... I use to leave school early senior year (we had 1 less class) and go to her house to fool around. There we would wrestle around and I'd grab her titties and ass and what not. It was good stuff. There was a time I brought her to my house and threw her on my bed. She then spread her legs open and then I looked at her and was...
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You rejected her, dude. That's why she said you raped her. She was hurt from the rejection. Not fair, but fact.
Sadly this is what happens when you emotionally rape a girl.
Better get some lawyers, really wouldn't surprise me if you got reported for rape and mental anguish.
I am studying first year computer science (bachelors)
>>16910415
No, you shouldn't because we don't need lazy, unmotivated pricks like you in the work place.
>>16910415
Nah, don't go to lectures. And don't do any of the assignments. Certainly don't bother reading the textbook. And only a fool would take the exams.
Doing any of that crap in college can seriously interfere with your partying.
>>16910415
depends
First post on 4chan. Got back from fighting a war in a desert now going through an existential crisis. Not having a sook just want to hear what anon has to say. I'm thinking of buying an expedition bicycle and ride around the world for a few years. Thoughts? Thanks.
>>16910396
>existential crisis.
Take a bag of rice, a knife and a firestone and move into a cave for two months. This will solve the existential crisis. I think a bike tour will distract you and you'll fall in the hole again afterwards
I plan on taking rice, a knife and a knife thanks for the advice, its the quintessential for any crisis.
As long as you are able to collect stuff along the way to sustain your self I don't see what could go wrong man. I know where you at. I drive a semi truck alone around the country for the same reason. It's pretty nice
Hey /adv/
I need so advice. Recently two of my friends have called out one of my friends for saying so shit along the lines of "oh I'm going to hang out with that other group they seem fun" My other two friends took it completely out of context and refuse to talk to him. Now I'm not someone who to take sides I really hate it. They claim to be innocent. But they have been spewing shit about me and it really pisses me off. I thought these people were my friends and now I have my 18th birthday party next week and I have some horrible feeling some shit is...
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Tell them to quit acting like little bitches.
>>16910401
Basically did that just there. Don't know how they will react.
>>16910431
If they disagree or try to make an excuse to their irrational decision. Tell them about how shitty it is for you and that they need to grow up. You're bros. invite them all together at a burger joint. Pay for all of them (optional) and then tell them that they're all bitches. Then tell them that they are not female high schoolers and need to grow up.
So last week my husband and I called his cousin and wife to go out drinking and to a club. They wanted to get a bottle at the club and reserve a table and wanted a 3rd guy there so we can split the tab of the table, around 400. Keep in mind I did not want the other couple there because they are trouble makers.
So the freeloader got really drunk and didn't pay anything toward the bill anyway and my husband had to drive them home, no big deal. I was in the other truck with my friend and husbands cousin and we followed them.
Long story short, the random couple my husband called told him the next day that my husband was trying to hit on his wife and he touched her legs in the truck and wanted to do things with her. All lies. Every bit of it.
Now his father called my husband tonight at 3am and said that he is going to tell everyone to keep away from him because he tries to go out with people's wives.
My husband called his father and now there is going to be a riot in our community.. What can we do to stop this rumor in its tracks?
Do I just have to knock this bitchs teeth out
Or run her over.
>>16910389
It sounds like you are from a small town, in which case this is the norm and there is no avoiding it. You can try and be sophisticated and stay away, but these people live in the mud and throw mud at people who don't.
Yeah pretty much everyone knows everyone's business.. True or not. This little bitch is such a freak she made tumors that her husbands nephew gets raped by his aunt
>>16910389
>Do I just have to knock this bitchs teeth out
>Or run her over.
That wont improve anything.
Hey /adv/ there's a little problem.
Since 2 months I've been masturbating 3 times or twice a day in the beginning of March I stopped jacking myself because I wasn't interested. I've done once but I didn't feel that nice sexual feeling, it was just typical.
Is it okay to jack myself three times a day?
No.
>>16910373
>No
Why?
>>16910391
Google it
How fucked am I if I pick Spanish as a foreign language to study simply because I have a really close Hispanic friend? I don't really care about Hispanic culture/literature/whatever, but I'm a lazy person so I just want to pick one where I can learn new shit by chatting with someone. I'm from Australia btw.
>>16910358
Mexican-American m8 here. Spanish is not so difficult to learn. There is an app on the apple store that gives you an intro on German, Spanish, Portuguese, etc.
>>16910358
Honestly, you shouldn't do it for a friend but so you could add something to your life that makes you interesting. You know Spanish isn't just Hispanic culture, there is also Spain to take into account (which is why I like Spanish). It's very similar to English, so the difficulty is low but you still need to study and practice to get it engraved into your head.
>>16910524
I am not doing it "for" a friend. It's more like I want to learn a language with ease/little studying as I am lazy and having someone to practise with is good. I don't know anyone who speaks fluent French or whatever.
A friend in Australia accidentally let two of her cockatiels escape when she was moving their cage to the back porch, I sent her a link to a past life regression we were both interested in and she was moving them to a covered porch so she could have quiet.
She's said that even though there was a brief moment where she blamed me, she quickly realized that she was the one who wanted to do it today, and apologized for how she might have come across. I still feel kind of guilty about this whole thing, this has obviously hurt her and I don't know if I can hold myself...
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All you can do is help put up posters and get the word out that her birds are missing. Then offer to pay for the birds as a token gesture.
>>16910328
One problem with that, I live in the United States and she lives in Australia.
>>16910337
What? So you weren't physically there when she lost her birds? She 1000% to blame.
How do I deal with the fact that I hate my job?
I work in a shop as a supervisor. I find being a servant to the public really demeaning, as well as the fact that I have a personality disorder which means I hate talking to and interacting with other people IRL makes it particularly hard to deal with.
I'm also self employed as an illustrator and do pretty well but I don't like relying on just that so it's not like I can quit. I've been offered jobs in London but I can't move for reasons I won't get into but there doesn't seem to be any...
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>>16910297
You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the american way.
>>16910306
Trust me I've did that. I do find it easier to just work hard and get on with it to keep myself busy so that my shift goes quicker. This also has the benefit of getting me a good work reputation which means people generally like me, which is ironic given that I keep my head down and work hard to avoid talking to coworkers.
Does anyone know what the best free audio recording software is? I don't have a good mic (Just using the one on my Astro A40 headset), but I need to make a video that uses my own voice, and I'm running out of time.
All I really need is something that will allow me to doctor up my voice to sound a bit clearer and maybe be able to make my voice sound better like they do on the radio.
Currently trying to work with Audacity, and it's OKAY, but I'm looking for something maybe a little more user-friendly.
Audacity is a good program for basic recording, and it's very user-friendly, i don't know what you want really. There's Adobe Audition but it's way more convoluted.
It's all about the microphone and the environment you record in. If your microphone is shit then the audio will be shit no matter what program you use.
>>16910347
>>16910378
Ah, so there isn't really much else out there?
I don't know, Audacity feels a bit "bare bones" to me. I'm not really expecting Adobe level software, but I had figured that there were more programs out there I could use. Thanks.
I fucked everytime that i could have sex, im going to die virgin?
>>16910278
You'll probably keep getting into situations where you can have sex, and maybe one of them will work. You'll be fine. Keep in mind some guys can't even get the opportunity to fuck it up
>I fucked everytime that i could have sex
sounds like you're doing well to me fampai
I sorta have same problem
>>16910362
Is it possible for ugly people to not be depressed? I'm 20 and my life looks like a hard, miserable, lonely thing right now.
What do?
>>16910273
Yes, you can escape depression regardless of how attractive you feel you are. But you gave us no information about your life so we can give you no information about how to solve it. You could try things like: exercise, socialize, eat right, sleep at night, focus on the moment, find something you love more than yourself that is good and right and worth fighting for and right for it. Work on bettering yourself and avoid blaming other people, but do recognize the role others have had in making you who you are. Floss.
>>16910296
I'm Canadian, white, 6'1'', middle class, have money. Completed 2 years of geological engineering but I'm taking time off this year to de-stress. I don't have much of a social life.
Hi guys
Need your help
I've met some asian balinese girl in the day spa. She is cute and so kind. Let's just say, she is like Fluttershy from MLP)))
She is asking me if we could hang out and always asking me about gf. She also keep laughing when I tell her some not so funny jokes. She cares about my time. I'm single now.
What do you suggest? This is just another friendzone attempt? Or it is worth to try?
Thanks
do it
please do it
>>16910263
If you want to spend more lonely nights like me, then ignore her. If you don't, go out on a date with her. Btw asian women are fine
I'll just get right to it.
My girlfriend and I broke up a year ago.
Since then, the last friend I still had living in my state (Jersey) moved down south almost three months ago. He also happened to be my best friend and drinking buddy. I was already a little banged up before he left, but now?.
All the others before him had steadily been moving to other states every couple of weeks or months for the last few years. North Carolina, Texas, and Arizona are the usual suspects.
I have very little family, and the little I do have is all way out of my age bracket...
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>>16910236
I honestly can tell you that its not going to be easy from here on out. Losing your inner circle and partner isn't something so easy to bear. I can say that its not easy, I've been in this kind of situation before and trust me, alcohol and suicidal thoughts aren't the key. I know that it can be really easy to fall in that kind of thinking. Sometimes its easy to think that leaving this earth is the best thing you can do, for yourself and others. But your death will affect someone, one way or another....
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how can i designing spacecraft etc, work with nasa? Which university department?
Aerospace engineering or electrical engineering.
Be ready to work your ass off in college and ace your classes., and working on your English would probably help.
>>16910243
yes , i working on it, thank you.
