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How do I stop memeing? It's starting to have a negative impact on my life. I keep thinking in memes. Everything that happens, a meme pops into my head. For instance, friday night:
>go on a date
>girl tries to order the white fish
>waiter tells her they ran out
>I say, “JUST”
>food comes
>, “that's a hefty plate of pasta”
>“for you,” i retort
told me about her recent trip to japan
took every fiber of my being to keep from asking if she committed sudoku there
I like you OP.
Go on a more normie board
>>16912224
Ugga Booga indeed.
Are some people just not meant to be with other people?
not in any metaphysical sense
>>16912232
What does that mean?
>>16912254
the only means by which two people could be judged as a poor match would come from other people or the couple themselves
What is a good source of Degeneracy and/or Blacks being disgusting blacks ?
>Inb4 4chan or Tv
This disgust is the only thing that fuels me.
Thanks.
Your mind. Go back to /b/ and /pol/
>What is a good source of Degeneracy
This thread. Kek.
>>16912226
ffs
>>16912222
Holly quads checked
My friend is grieving and I want to check on them but I'm not sure what to say.
Are you ok?
Wondering how you were feeling?
I'm not sure I should say something like that because they obviously aren't ok and the second just sounds weird, please help, what's appropriate? Thank you
"Hey, anything I can do?"
>>16912235
I've said that like 3 times and I dunno, should I repeat myself that much?
Hi /adv/, I stopped drinking about 5 weeks ago while I went on a diet. The thing is, I'm an alcoholic. It hasn't been too bad, but for the past couple of days, and especially today, I'm really craving alcohol because I'm SO fucking bored. videogames and TV aren't cutting it, I've already worked out for the day, no one's around to do anything.
What do I do to cut the desire to walk downstairs and open a bottle of wine, or head to the store and buy a case of beer? This isn't as much of a problem during the work week, but weekends are really getting to me.
I get to start drinking again in about a month and I really want to work on my relationship with alcohol too... it can't be something I drink just because I'm bored.
Go watch a movie, pick up a book, go for a walk, spend some time in a coffee shop, anything to get you moving or thinking.
I went for an interview at Starbucks but after weeks of not hearing from them, I assume I didn't get it. I'm having conflicting thoughts about what jobs I want and I am self-aware that I'm being very picky.
I will settle for minimum wage. But I'm not confident in working at a place where I work with food. Not only that, but I feel like working at fast food places like McDonald's is degrading. I don't want to tell my family or friends that I work at a fast food place.
In short. Can I get a red pill on working at fast food? Maybe I'm being too paranoid and there's no way I can fuck up. Or that I should swallow my pride and easily keep a secret about my job
make some call
Starbucks is basically a fast food place, it's the scum of the coffee world, working at McDonald's is no different,
>>16912194
Starbucks is just as bad as McDonalds, yeah. Why not look into retail? It can be pretty comfy as an entry level gig. I'd give an arm and a leg to go back to working part time retail at 19, some of the best times of my life.
Im startin to move on from my ex gf. Then i suddenly having these crushes from my ex gf FRIEND.
I havent seen them in years. Thats the STRANGE part.
Idk how to get rid of them. I know they dont like me.
This pic thread is everything.
I guesse i miss them. She aint the only one,others to.
Advice needed
Bump
Being accepted with lovr will make you remember who your friends are.
But this one is diffrent. I need to move on.
Looking for something like flipping or domain selling.
>>16912175
What in the actual fuck is going on in that gif?
How do I find my first girlfriend irl? You see, I'm into that "virginity-nerdy" stuff like pokemon and steam games. And people at my school are ambitious, motivated and despise nerds' lifestyle. No geek girl in sight.
Meet women through interest-focused groups. See if there are any nerdy clubs, or go for online groups and try your luck there.
>>16912169
Just start talking to girls and ask them about their interests. Try to relate your interests to theirs.
My girlfriend and I are both virgins but we have done a few likes like fingering and handjobs. My girlfriend is Catholic and went on a religious retreat and now she doesn't want to do anything sexual till marriage. I was fine with no sex because I respect her, but after we already did stuff and she doesn't want to, it confuses me. I will respect her and I won't force her, but waiting till marriage to do anything is a bit ridiculous.
Not if she blows you.
>>16912174
Yeah God's cool with blowjobs.
>>16912177
She won't do anything. I just fear I'll end up heavily sexually frustrated. I won't ever cheat so that's out.
I'm not autistic, just a regular social retard
Now, would someone explain this to me?
Why do people do this?
We all know it's a lie. The ones who write that, the ones who read it and the ugly person itself, they all know. Even if it's just the social facade, one thing is being educated and another being an outright liar.
I'm not saying ugly people should have their comments filled with the truth, no. Of course telling to some stranger "Hey you're ugly as FUCK" is rude", but why not just stay silent? Why not praise something else? Why not just ask "hey you had fun there on (place)?" It's not like anybody is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to write something about them.
If it's to showcase others how much of a good person you are, isn't this accomplishing the exact opposite? If everyone knows you're lying, you're but a phony. You get no points, no one will think you're nice, you're just letting you ugly side, your lying side, your fake side out for everyone to see. Isn't it obvious? Am I in the wrong here? If these people are the masters of socializing, then why do something so obviously fake?
It just feels like the social equivalent of The Emperor's Clothes. Maybe that's the answer? Everyone knows it's a lie, but play pretend? But again, why do it, there's no king to cut your head because you don't HAVE to lie.
Another one
And a different one.
Translation is "you so cute, cousin", "so sexy!" and so on
Jesus Christ... Is that even legal?
I've never understood people who write that shit either OP.
Where is a good place to meet good looking asian chicks around early 20s? I am just really into asian chicks and live in Portland but I don't run into any my age very often.
Apply for jobs as a Chinese food delivery boy. I'm sure there will be a few working at those restaurants.
Japan, Korea, China...
Those kinda places
Universities
>talking to my counselor
>during conversation she said that even though we're in a relationship its none of my business if she cheats on me
Wtf is this shit??? Is this some sort of femenist power thing?
>>16912129
That's retarded, find a new gf and a new counsellor
Is that exactly precisely the way your therapist said it? Are you sure your therapist didn't say something about not being a paranoid weirdo constantly obsessed about whether or not your girlfriend is cheating on you, which would explain why you're seeing a therapist in the first place?
>>16912179
Actually I was talking about how she interferes with study and college life in general to make me revolve around her, and on top of that I mentioned how she has a bunch of sluttty friends that gargle cum every night and that she hangs out with them and what not and my could celor says
"That none of your business what she does you need to focus on your college" then I questioned her wtf? We are in a relationship then she says she thinks ibhave depression..... Deadset this had to be some sort of femenist power trip or something
Well I just want to know what the fuck I am trying to avoid or what hole I am trying to fill
I'm addicted to 4chan and whenever I try to leave I end up going on shit as bad as Omegle reddit or makeshift 4chans, Don't tell me to go get friends or whatever it wont help and they are all honestly just really degenerate.
What the hell can I do?
first you need to get a personality
considering how you're someone who has sadfrog shit saved on their computer i can safely assume you have none at the moment
>>16912123
I actually had to search it up before posting.
I just told you friends wont help so a personality means nothing.
I need motivation or something.
Whenever I try to leave I get pulled right back in.
How can I get to the point where I can get away with saying shit like to his to woman?
>>16912109
bump
>>16912109
have those things be inside jokes from a night at the bar.
you won't be able to keep it up
