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Hello, dear best 4chan users. I have a real struggle, as my balls... Simply hurt. Could it be possible that it's due to excessive fapping? Has anyone dealt with it before?
Inb4 testicular cancer, it doesn't hurt that much, so it's definitely not that
>>16924727
you sure you dont have blue balls? i have gotten blue balls from masturbating too much
>>16924727
>Inb4 testicular cancer, it doesn't hurt that much, so it's definitely not that
It's not like cancer is a searing pain. It's usually a dull ache or strange sensation at first. Go to a doctor.
Excessive fapping does not typically lead to testicular pain. It can lead to pain but it is often featured in the shaft of the penis where the excessive friction is applied. The important question is where exactly the pain is located in the testicle. Is the pain global or are there certain spots that are more painful than others? You did say that it's definitely not cancer but I think this link is nonetheless relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsdD1MJXOpk
Check if you can feel any kind of painful mass or clump. It does not necessarily indicate cancer, it can mean other things.
do i sound like a boy or a girl? :/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fqBkgTQEWS
also voice advice please
A bit of both, varies by segment. Your voice is more female than male. What type of advice are you looking for?
>>16924706
That's a female voice.
>>16924754
i think i sound like a boy sometimes and it bothers me. how do i be more girly?
Hey /adv/, I've got some rattling coming from the doors of my car when bass, where do you take a car to get something like this fixed?
>>16924684
you stop being a vapefaggot nigger and listen to music at a respectable volume like a reasonable adult with productive goals and ambitions.
>>16924714
Patrician mode: listen to AM talk radio.
>>16924714
even at a respectable volume it still rattles, which is why i wanna get it fixed
How can I make killing myself less scary?
wear a funny hat, put googly eyes on the gun, play a funny song, make a knock knock joke before pulling the trigger
>>16924580
The reason it's scary, OP, is that you don't want to die.
Talk to us. Maybe we can help you find a solution you can live with.
By not doing it
Found out today that I failed the pre-nursing exam that I had to pass to get into the radiography degree program I've been planning to take since last fall. I scored in the 94th percentile overall, but since I didn't get at least 50th percentile in one of the subjects, I failed the test regardless. What upsets me the most is that I have made so many plans since high school to try to improve my life (and my fiance's), but my plans fail every time. It took me 5 years to get an associates degree because I hate school and struggle with depression and anxiety. I get overwhelmed very easily and end up taking practically every other semester off to deal with my mental health. I actually score very well on tests, but I don't have the perseverance for school.
I honestly don't want to go back and get another degree, but the one I already have (liberal studies) is totally useless. I had intended to transfer and get a bachelors, but then, there's another failed plan.
I don't know what I want to do with my life. Nothing has ever really stuck out to me as the thing I was meant to do. My life feels so hopeless. My fiance is always in debt and has owed me money on a constant basis for years. I paid for him to go to real estate classes and he just found out today that he failed the state exam (of course he'd find out he failed the same day I did). His mom died about a year ago of a brain tumor and his family has never been there for him, so I sort of feel like I have to take care of him and protect him. Around the same time his mom died, he found he was type 1 diabetic and was hospitalized for a bit so now he has a lot of medical expenses that he didn't have before and he was already struggling to keep up with his bills. I've been paying for more things that he does to try to help him, but I just found out that my hours at work are getting cut in half so who knows how we'll get by when that happens. Everything feels like it's going downhill. What the fuck do I do from here?
That's rough. If nobody answers I'll try to come back, but I have to leave soon.
Keep holding it down though. Life sucks, but some of us out here are right there with you on the "fuck my life" train, so at least you aren't alone there in the shit.
>>16924597
BTW, can you just retake the test? I mean, as far as tangible goals go, you can at least try that? I know you're probably looking at something like having to wait a semester though, since that is how these things usually go.
>I have made so many plans since high school to try to improve my life (and my fiance's)
kill yourself
>It took me 5 years to get an associates degree because I hate school and struggle with depression and anxiety.
You and like 60% of associate degree holders. You're well within the 6 year completion for 2 year degree statistic. No need to justify your failure.
>I honestly don't want to go back and get another degree,
then don't. contrary to popular belief you can't just throw money at something and expect it to be fixed. get your life in order.
>I don't know what I want to do with my life. Nothing has ever really stuck out to me as the thing I was meant to do. My life feels so hopeless. My fiance is always in debt and has owed me money on a constant basis for years. I paid for him to go to real estate classes and he just found out today that he failed the state exam
You aren't mean to do anything. Most people(and I say this anecdotally) will land wherever they are at because they had family close to that field or it was convenient for them to work there due to location. Very few get to "explore".
>blah blah blah What the fuck do I do from here?
Dump your bae. He's holding you back. Or don't, and let him drag you down.
Honestly, you sound like my cousin. I dunno what it is with you dumb bitches and you being mommies for losers. NOT EVEN A CHAD, just straight up losers. She literally fucking works to pay rent, feed, clothe and give gifts to the motherfucker. She even asked me a week ago to cosign a motherfucking new car for him. She's like 21 he's 28 and a degenerate weed smoker
Meanwhile I'm working, go to school, total square and, I like to say so myself a solid head on my shoulders, yet I can't even get the time and day from fat chicks. And yeah, I know that's exactly my problem but whatever.
it's hard for me to feel pity for you fambula, it really is.
Come join us!
https://youtu.be/kqANd2aw8Mc
Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.
- John 14:6
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female—for all of you are one in Christ Jesus.
Galatians 3:28
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
Ezekiel 23:19-21
How can I stop being a douchebag, a hipster, and a hater?
What exactly makes you a douchebag, hipster and a hater?
>>16924499
By firing a large caliber bullet into your brain.
>>16924511
I often foster a really critical internal state that helps me improve my creative works and understand why I dislike certain things as opposed to others. Unfortunately it makes me into a cunt in conversations.
I'm currently under chemotherapy. Jesus Christ, the first shot was brutal, I never felt so shit before. Anyway as a side effect I got an oral mucositis. It burns like hell, so much that I can't even fucking talk and have to write everything on paper i communicating with someone. I just wanted to ask for those that experienced this thing or know somebody who had, how long does it take to get rid of it on average if properly treated.
OP, my grandfather is very stubborn and has stage 3 cancer. He's likely going to die because it's pancreatic, inoperable, and he refuses to change his diet.
You need to start reading about Alkaline diets. Cancer thrives in acidic environments, so it's important to keep your body ph basic. There are lists of acidic and alkaline foods online. Adhere to this absolutely if you want to live. You can also supplement with baking soda in water (1tbsp) 3x every day.
Start eating everything organic, and eliminate all preservatives that aren't salt or similarly natural.
Exercise is very important while you're sick. I know it's hard, and I know you feel like shit. You have to just do it. Get outside and walk for an hour a day, or go for a 20 minute jog. Anything you can do. Spend all the time outside that you can. You should be taking vitamin D-3 as well, in very high doses. D-2 doesn't absorb, and you need to take 50,000 IUD of vitamin D daily. Take multi vitamins as well, and B complex. You MUST take at least 500mg of magnesium if you're taking B vitamins.
Epsom salt baths will ease your pain some and relax the muscles.
Focus on positive things. You must meditate daily for at least an hour. Preferably in the morning. The mind is very powerful- you can heal the body with it.
>>16924552
Thank you fortunately I should make it but getting a cancer at a young age (26) it's quite frustrating. My oncologist suggested a predominantly vegetarian diet.
I will have to go through 5 cycles of chemo.
Do you know how long to get rid of an oral mucositis on average?
>>16924643
It's variable but you can do these things for it-
Sip water for mouth dryness. You can chew sugarless gum or get some scripts from your doctor for artificial saliva if dryness is an issue.
Rinse with a solution of 1/2 tsp baking soda (and/or ¼ or ½ teaspoon of table salt) in 1 cup warm water several times a day. This cleans the wounds and keeps unhealthy bacteria from developing
My girlfriend suffers from depression, so either the depression or her medication saps her sex drive. We've been dating for a little over a year and lately the amount of sex we've had has sunk down to once in a handful of months.
The thing is that aside from the lack of sex, we both make each other very happy. I really don't want to leave her just because she doesn't put out, but at the same time I feel kinda silly jerking off when I've got someone just a phonecall away.
I'm not sure how to ask for more sex without guilting her, and I really don't think I have it in me to ask her if I can get action on the side, even though I know someone who'd be willing to be that person on the regular.
Dump her. She's just going to drag you down. She'll need to solve her own problems before she can be in an adult relationship.
>>16924403
Sex doesn't make a relationship, if that's all you think it is maybe you're the one that can't have an adult relationship
>>16924402
Talk to here about it and tell her it's starting to become a serious problem for you.
I've been a contractor at a design firm for over 2 years, and I just received a "pre-employment consumer report" in the mail about myself.
Apparently someone at the company requested a background check for any criminal records on me, specifically, the CFO. It's a really small company, so I've talked to this guy before and he's super nice.
I guess I'm just paranoid, but I'm kinda nervous as to why they'd be checking up on me after two years. I'm on very friendly terms with the whole company (it's very small), so part of me wants to ask what's up, but I'm not sure if that's a bad idea.
>>16924319
Could be you guys are about to take on a major client that is security conscious (government/bank/etc.), could be he's doing his due diligence before considering you for a higher position, could be he was just bored.
Whatever the case, no reason to freak out about it as long as you're clean.
They're onto you. Quit and cut all ties.
Maybe you're in line for a promotion?
I started meditating a few months ago and my ability to focus and maintain routines has gotten a lot better. My self awareness has sky rocketed and it's rather incredible the different ways I look at the world. I've started trying to learn more and do more for myself. I've started saving my money and making goals and all that jazz. Things are pretty awesome.
However, I'm unhappy. The only way I can describe it is as if I put my hands on the wheel of a car and now I can't take them off. I am having a really hard time appreciating my life as it is and am constantly trying to make it into what it could be. So much so that I'm now even starting to lose sleep at night.
What can I do? Does anyone else know anything about meditation? Or some ways to alleviate this issue?
have a near death experience.
go to the hood and ask if they support trump for president.
why are you not being reinvigorated by v a p o r w a v e yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4x0NEkIulg
>>16924329
I already listen to vaporwave, futurefunk, and nightcore on the reg my dude.
thanks for the link though.
>>16924306
I was tempted not to respond because I can't tell if you are trolling. Giving you the benefit of the doubt though; I'd rather do it in a way that doesn't endanger my life. Thank you
How do you deal with people leaving?
I'm fully aware a man should be prepared to endure false friends and what not. However, it's happening too much, too fast, and for no reason. People are just stopping contact with me. I read all conversations prior to them stopping talking, and i never find a reason. They just suddenly lose all interest, and stop talking. Recently, an old family friend, who helped me a lot by her own choice(she's the same age as my mother), just stopped talking to me. I was never clingy, i never am. But sometimes if i don't start conversation, people don't.
This woman was always so lovely, and suddenly, she avoids talking, avoids meeting(i only offered once, and she just kept changing the dates, now she didn't even bother, she just went with ''I'll tell you when i can'') and whatnot.
This isn't the first case. People , usually females—but not just them—just have been stopping talking. I'm not clingy, i'm not overly feely, i don't even mention my problems, and i always can maintain a good conversation in person. But whenever i'm not in person, people just stop engaging, and like in this situation, they avoid contact altogether. What is happening? Am i failing to keep friends?What am i doing wrong? How can i keep friends? It is feeling like i suddenly know nothing about friends at all.
vaporwave is the only answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zteqjvMcaCM
Whenever I feel like leaving at the end of a conversation, I've started thinking..he wants me to leave, he hates me, thinks I'm an idiot, hardly remembers me, thinks I'm mad, doesn't believe me, doesn't care, doesn't feel me, so I leave
And I never want to
>>16924405
What is the probability of this happening in all/most of the cases?
Here's the deal
>guy and me we've been flirting for 3 years.
>he said he liked me when we were in hs
>said I looked prettier before (the same day he told he liked me b4)
>I like him so much I feel bad and sick the entire day
So I thought I would give him a present on his bday with a card inside with "I like you. Do you like me? Yes ( ) No ( )"
Like kids do, I thought it would be qt.
But im worried cus Idk if he means it when he says I look ugly because we talk a lot like insulting each other and he says that now he wouldn't ever like me. But he always joke around saying stuff like "bad girl, I wont marry you anymore" or "when we marry well go to so and so" or even when I told him I can't cook he said "you can't cook, I can't marry you!"
So it's fucking with my head because for the entire fucking say I feel bad because I think he thinks I'm ugly and then he plays with me saying he'll marry me.
Tl;dr Does he like me or no?
Slide the card under his door and wait for it to slide back out.
Alternatively, just kiss him and see what happens.
>>16924385 I have a feeling he'll kiss back but it could only be cuz he's a guy and I've never kissed anyone b4 and he knows it.
But I guess its my best shot to figure out since the guy is all jokes and sarcasm all day err'day
>>16924397
If kissing is too much for you, start with holding his hand while you two are sitting together and go from there.
How do you tell your boyfriend that you have saggy tits after they've made a saggy tits joke and laughed really hard about it.
>>16924219
show him. if he reacts negatively, then its probs not gonna work out.
he likely wont care. i laugh at fat people for being fat, but i love my fat mom.
>>16924255
Are you in a relationship with your fat mom?
>>16924323
no. but i can still hate fat people but love my mom, or my friend.
you act as if people only ever date 10/10s and to be anything else means you'l lget dumped. i doubt your saggy tits are your biggest issue.
show him and find out.
I had unprotected sex with a girl 2 months ago and I've heard through the grapevine that she's pregnant (she found out just today.) I don't talk to this girl anymore, and as far as I know, she's been fucking some other guy shortly after me ever since. Chances are it's his kid, right?
Yes, but it's not impossible it's yours.
No, it's probably yours. Call to make sure, though
You are right. It is statistically likely that it is not your kid.
