How can I make killing myself less scary?
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How can I make killing myself less scary?
wear a funny hat, put googly eyes on the gun, play a funny song, make a knock knock joke before pulling the trigger
>>16924580
The reason it's scary, OP, is that you don't want to die.
Talk to us. Maybe we can help you find a solution you can live with.
By not doing it
How can you not be?
Losing your one and only form of consciousness, you will literally stop existing after death.
Pretty much the scariest shit out there.
Eat 6g magic mushrooms, then suicide will seem like a fun escape to another realm to you
Stop trying to do it. No more fear. TADAAAA!
>>16924580
You can't. Even the deepest parts of your lizard brain recoil from the thought of death. You are acting against eons of evolution (or, if you happen to not believe in that, the "will of God") every time you try, and it will always seem like a nightmare.
Consider just not being a fuccboi. Abandon whatever is so hard about your life, take out a $5,000 dollar loan, and live as a king on the back of the almighty American dollar as a king in South Africa
>>16924607
I was gonna suggest a clown nose, but this anon beat me to it.
>>16924580
wait sixty years and let oxygen do its job
