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How do I cope with life if I literally never did anything? I was born in the country to a really poor family. I've been on a few vacations but not much. My parents never took me to a beach I never went on spring break I never did anything. I'm 23 too lazy to work because of all this depression and I don't see a point when I missed out on everything.
just do it
Dont think of it as work, just think of it as something you do
>>16922689
0-23 were the good times, the rest of your life is going to be shit now.
I believe I maybe one of the most boring people on the planet, ask me questions to test this theory.
>>16922669
FORD
family occupation recreation dreams
>>16922669
From your own perspective, you currently are boring, from others perspective, you are interesting.
Just because you think you are boring, doesn't mean you are, but if you come to believe that you are boring, then you probably will act that way.
I would rather believe and act in an interesting way - that is the way I think.
Family: brother, sister, mother father, live alone
Occupation: IT architect/programmer
Recreation: sleep, weed, movies
Dreams: sleep, to have a loving gf
Ok so i'm trying to stop jacking off made it 2 days caved last night. How do do I get past the hump of having a rager in my pants 24/7. That shit makes it impossible for me to sleep. my goal at this point is a week.
>>16922650
flex your thighs
if you do it right it kills your boner dead
Get a life. If you are busy all day you won't be considering fap.
When you can't drop an activity, the secret is to replace it with another activity. It's common for young males to masturbate when they have excess energy. Your mind/body will find it uncomfortable to stop unless you spend that energy elsewhere. Try working out. Something physically exhaustive that will make you sweat.
Should I go to the heart of South America to Argentina's wilderness to escape facism disguised as capitalism. Or is it too late, and some jerk is always going to bother me no matter where I hide? Should I stay and fight you fucks through civil disobedience or radical means. Goddamn it...all I want is to be completely left alone with a woman with some crops and some animals to hunt. Why did we leave the garden? We had it good.
>>16922570
Wake up $heeple
>>16922570
Cut the soles off your shoes, live in a tree, and learn to play the flute, why don't ya?
Even rural nomadic cultures attributed deep importance to communal interactions, even if they were far between one another. What you're describing is a way of life that has never really existed for anyone
I feel as though my personal preferences for myself make it virtually impossible to find someone compatible to be in a relationship with.
My preferences aren't even exotic - I'm not religious and I don't give a damn about kids or marriage. All I really want is a longterm partner. It makes dating difficult as I feel guilty that I'm wasting their time. I've had more than one relationship come to an end because our goals were very different.
Am I being unreasonable?
Broaden the topic if you like - career, school, lunch menu. What do...
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Wait what? Most people want a long term relationship when they date.
If you cannot go into a relationship without being assured that it will lead to a long term relationship then yes, what you are asking is not reasonable.
The crux of the matter is that you can't jump steps in relationships. It needs to follow a simple pattern. First you have a short term relationship and then, if you are compatible, you develop it into a a term relationship. There is no other way it can work. You can't pressure people to commit to a long term relationship when you haven't proven that you are pleasant to be with in the short term. It is...
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>>16922567
That's not the issue.
I don't want kids and I don't want marriage. That's the central point here. If a girl wants these things, eventually, she's not likely to invest the time being in a relationship with me
How do i get over the stress of college? I get stressed over papers to the point i end up with a mad scramble to finish them and just want to cry the whole night over them, instead of actually writing them.
Then i get stressed over my gpa, which makes it worse which makes me more stressed. Im almost done second year and i'm not sure if I can take more.
>>16922503
You don't?
You either develop a really strict work ethic or fail so many courses that you eventually drop out.
Either way, life is shit and I can't wait for the sweet release of death.
>>16922503
Discipline yourself to work earlier
Problem solved
>>16922503
Sometimes college is just not for you.
I've created a monster. What do I do.
I've been married for almost a year now. She had been with one guy before me that did not fulfill her sexually. She, also, was raised Catholic and is still strongly Catholic. I've been overcoming her guilt relating to sex for over four years.
I have been coaxing her out of her she'll. She never masturbated until I bought her a magic wand and used it on her, the. Transitioned into her using it in front of me, to her using it without me. She had never orgasmed before me, and now she'll piss all over my...
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>>16922495
Just talk it out. Since you have been able to do all this already I'm sure you'll find a way to communicate she obviously is comfortable enough with you.
Just tell her like it is, you're not into that and you're too afraid and it just kills your buzz, you are different people and that's how sexuality works. Find a compromise if need be, like... no beaches, yes bathrooms.
Good speed
I think it's important you tell her when you aren't comfortable with a sexual activity. You don't have to agree with everything. You're allowed to have an opinion. You shouldn't be having sex that is 100% aimed at pleasing her, try to aim for a 50/50 deal. It's alright to indulge in her favorite bed acts and then ask that she indulges in yours. If you prefer sex of a more tame variety, tell her. She can't know what you want unless you speak up and address the matter seriously.
>>16922495
Divorce her. And send her to me
/adv/ How long is it socially acceptable to endure anal rape before falling in love?
0 seconds
This is not acceptable, you're giving away your self respect. Why do you endure it?
Roughly 3.6 minutes, +-4.75 seconds, depending on the current season and the alignment of mercury and saturn
Hey guys I need some advice, I did a bad thing and snooped a little through my girlfriend of 3 years phone, she had fallen asleep and it went off with a facebook message, I saw it and got curious but didnt open that specific message, instead I went to a conversation with one of her guy friends that she sees once or twice a week with her other girl friends, they are all somewhat close and chummy and she has talked about him on occasion and has even said he's unattractive and that one of her other friends is always with him instead of her own boyfriend and my girlfriend has...
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Drop it. Girls are girls. Manipulative and flirty.
Tbh OP seems like he's just her pet guy friend.
Think she just likes having a guy friend who she can act with like he is a girl friend. Seen it b4
>>16922445
>>16922455
You dont know how much this means to read, i've been thinking about this all day but don't really have anyone to talk to about it.
I guess what I felt hurt me the most is that she could have message me instead of one of her friends who happens to be a dude, not really the things she said to him. I mean if she had sent me a similar thing i would have just thought she was in a loving mood and letting everyone in her life know but it seemed specific.
Have a date with a qt tomorrow, how do I not fuck this up
>>16922277
chill out and don't give a shit if it doesn't end the way you'd like to because you've got plenty more qts2date
SMILE!
>>16922277
>, how do I not fuck this up
Fuck her down, not up - unless your into that of course.
halp
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>>16922257
I'm callin' bullshit, clicking those links never ends well; couldn't you just hijack the thread like a normal troll?
>>16922266
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+kill+myself
I feel like I'm always being attacked by people for me just being me im alone becuase of it and im starting to contemplate suicide.
>>16922238
>suicide
Go for it, why not?
>>16922238
I wish everyone who ever contemplated or attempted suicide could talk to a person who succeeded in the act, and see if that actually made things better for them.
>>16922246
>who succeeded in the act
We-ll they are fucking dead, unless thats the point you were trying to make?
>and see if that actually made things better for them
How do you know it didnt? How do you know they didnt end in some type of Lovecraftian paradise/world, reincarnated, became omnipresent, went to heaven or something like that?
She might just be curious. This means nothing. You need to grow a set of balls dude.
>>16922227
For what?
Fuck your shit
>>16922225
You asked this in another thread, what the fuck?
