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I need help!
Went on one date with this chick and I'm already starting to catch feelings. Which would be okay if she wasn't like 4 months preggo
I don wanna be a baby daddy pls help
>>16925892
Why did you go on a date with a chick who's 4 months pregnant if you dont feel like being a father?
Fuck her, or dont. Either way move on.
wanted to get in a quick smash
No, you got it backwards. The babby daddy is the guy that knocked the chick up in the first place. According to meme speech, you'd be the cuck.
I got a cold sore for the first time ever at 28 years old a week and a half ago, I did the whole abreva thing and would pick at the scabs.... I read it was best to pop the ulcers to get the virus out and sterilize it. I did not have a needle so I popped it like a pimple and washed it with hand sanitizer. I also had some odd ingrown hairs there and could not shave so I took a tweezer and pulled out about 10 of them in the area.
I woke up next day and my whole top lip was swollen, The area where the cold sore is fully numb like it has had a novocaine shot feeling to it...
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This is what it looked like after pulling out the hairs with tweezers about 4 days ago
>>16925880
haha you look handsome, which makes the situation all the more hilarious.
go to a doc if you're that concerned, but otherwise i'd leave it alone
>>16925880
Holy fucking shit no you are not supposed to pop anything or pick anything or stab anything with a needle. Don't touch the area at all.
There is no "sterilization" that you can do. You just have to wait for the outbreak to go away and it to become dormant again. You don't need to do anything, though abreva or antivirals can help.
Trying out OKcupid for the first time in a while. I sent a message to a girl I liked. Just today I saw she visited my profile but didn't message me back. Should I message her again? Does persistence really pay off?
>>16925853
No. Messaging again is desperate. There are one of two things at work here - either she came to your page, decided she wasn't interested, and left, or she was in the middle of something/couldn't think of an answer and will message you later.
Messaging more than once is creepy and thirsty.
>>16925853
My guess, not interested.
Hit up another qt within your parameters.
>>16925861
Thanks anon. I think I really knew it was the right answer all the time, but I needed someone to remind me. Online dating can be so frustrating when you get denied with no clue why and no idea as to what to do better next time.
My performance anxiety and lack of self esteem has convinced me that I'll never have a steady relationship and that I'll never get laid, particularly because my cock never works when I need it to. So I've given up dating entirely, considering all relationships end up in sex anyway and building something up just to have it all crumble when I can't bang doesn't seem worth it.
Any way to go about fixing it or should I just give up and deal with it? Masturbation's just as fun, right?
Take meds, stop fighting it.
>>16925869
What kind of meds?
been there, done that. Stopped fapping for a week, realized sex wasn't that big a deal.
For a few weeks now, I have been thinking, that I should break up with my girlfriend.
I love her a lot, that's not my issue, but I have mayor depression.
1-2 times a week, I think about suicide - well not actually suicide but the feeling that it will happen someday and how good it would feel to get rid of all my problems. I don't have any plan to actually do that but I can't vouch for my behaviour at the day, when all my problems are too heavy for my shoulders.
Also, my depression seems to be getting stronger lately and it is messing with...
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Same bruh. Wanna suicide, but not really, just want my problems to go away. Also have a GF that I don't want to stress with my problemos.
Tell her and listen to what she has to say about the situation. This isn't fair to her, honestly.
Her happiness may depend on you.
>>16925833
>Same bruh. Wanna suicide, but not really, just want my problems to go away. Also have a GF that I don't want to stress with my problemos.
Op here. Kept getting connection error. What r ur problems :/
How do I talk to women online?
Like seriously, I'm used to the usual "Hello, how are you" but conversations get too boring from there and I really don't know what to say afterwards, so how do I keep a woman interested in the conversation, what do I ask to get to know eachother and how do I start the conversation?
If you can give more information I'd be greatly thankful.
>>16925772
Just be a crazy ass.
Comment on stupid shit on their pics and ask them if they're an alien idk.
If you say nonsense and treat it like a stupid imageboard conversation then I guess your (you) is gonna show better.
That respect thing is for your parents you dork.
>>16925782
Can't tell if this shits sarcasm or no
>>16925772
If it's an online thing they probably have a profile with info they've filled out. Look through what they've written and talk about something they've written that interests you or that you know enough to talk about. For example, if they've listed a book you've read as one of their favorites then that opens the door for a discussion about the book, author, or similar books you or they find interesting.
If they've noted they're into a certain hobby–I'll stick with books–then...
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Thinking of sending something to a friend going through a bad time. Should I send him snacks, or protein powder, or something else?
>>16925770
>protein powder
Are you autistic? I do not mean this in a mean way.
>>16925776
>>16925776
No, it just occurred to me he might want that better. He's broke college student, and he's been trying to get /fit/ again, so I thought it might be a better gift than snacks
plus that shit is expensive
>>16925781
Well, that makes it a little better of a gift, but I don't think that's the kind of gift you should go with. Fitness supplies are a "happy birthday" or "hey man I saw this on sale and thought you'd want it" gift. If you want to cheer someone up, you should almost always go with something frivolous and enjoyable.
Snacks, especially if home-made baked goods or something.
Ladies, what's better? A completely hairless body or a body with a small amount of hair around the chest and stomach? I asked my girlfriend if body hair is good and she said yeah but I feel like a completely hairless body is the best maybe just a small happy trail or something
It depends on the lady and what your body is like. There isn't a universal answer. I think the majority these days will say a shaved chest in general.
>>16925733
I'm just saying if 2 people were both thin and somewhat fit what would be better
>>16925736
I like a hair. Hairy backs are fucking gross though. But chest, stomach, pubes (if trimmed) are hot.
Do you ever feel like girls lead you on and just like to break your heart? What can you do to stop this from happening?
>>16925646
No, the ones who do that just like to feel desirable, so they'll get it from any dork like yourself.
Stop being weak and easy to manipulate
Don't be too quick to catch feelings. It's a woman. Bcuz women are so rare these days. Also, just read "the 48 laws of power" and "the art of seduction" by Robert Greene. Use those books as your shield.
Alright /adv/, I need actual guidance on this, ik it sounds silly but its not a bait thread or anything, seriously looking for help.
My gf stuck her finger in my ass one time during a blowjob and it was really painful. But ever since ive wanted her to do it again, more often. I would thoroughly enjoy having something in there when i cum, and i know this for a fact.
Problem is, everything is extremely tight, and no amount of "how to have anal sex" or "how to massage your prostate" vids seem to make it any less painful. Also i cant ask her for it anymore because she gets really judgemental about it, i think she loses respect for me as a man/masculine figure when i ask her for it, at least thats the vibe she puts off heavily.
Please guide me into comfortable prostate stimulation/asshole stretching? All i have is a vibrator and some aloe.
Pic related is the object i eventually want to fit in my ass on a regular basis
>>16925639
Ask your mother, she is an expert
>>16925639
Just start getting fucked in the ass and that'll do the trick, seems like you're going down the homofag path anyways.
>>16925639
have more fibre, take some srs shits
How do you buy more than 5g in Amsterdam?
I know most shops sell ~10g without a problem but if i ask them for 50g, i guess most wont sell me.
I dont want to run from a coffeshop to another to buy around 100g.
Does anyone know how i could get so much at once?
Someone also know where to get shatter in Amsterdam, since it got forbidden?
>>16925637
What strain is that OP? Looks delicious.
inb4 why do you need 100g.
I want to have some good buds for a long time (not selling anything)
>>16925645
>>16925645
it's photoshopped but most likeley purple bud or purple haze.
most of these purple strains arent that much effective tough, but they sure look nice
I don't understand how life can be so cruel...
I feel as if I have no purpose or desire in life.
Where do these things come from and how can I discover my true passion or desires.
I can't recall anything that I've been considered talented at other than golf or messing around with technology.
I want to become a developer, whether it's software or web based. However, I can't seem to focus on my goals and practice to learn the material. I struggle when it comes to concentrating due to my ADD and it makes living very painful at times....
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bullet to the brain. it will hurt for a few seconds and youre gone.
>ez painless ways to end it?
Tons I imagine.
Among them I would choose the Shotgun to the brain, so try that. But be sure to aim at your head, not from your chin or you could end up surviving.
Why did you bother to writte all that shit if you just wanted to ask for easy ways to kill yourself?
Next time dont waste our time and go straight to the point.
Good luck in the next life or wherever you go.
>>16925623
okay aside from that how am I supposed to cope with all this shit?
I want to become a developer but I have hard time focusing and doing work...
Long story short, I'm going to take a girl's virginity in a couple of days. I don't have a lot of experience, myself, and I've never been with a virgin, so what are some dos and don'ts for this particular scenario?
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
>>16925670
Duly noted. I don't think she's a virgin for any kind of weird reason, she's just young.
>>16925999
Nice trips. Make sure she's not TOO young.
I have a Calculus I test tomorrow. I have an Algebra test friday. I have a total of 6 other tests and finals and shit until the end of the month, some of those because I'll be getting lower than a 6 for sure in 2 classes at least.
I've been feeling overloaded with normal amount of pressure for a very long time now. Maybe depression? Anxiety? Today was the third time in this semester that I had to stop for the bathroom before entering a class because I felt like screaming and crying and vomiting and I'm trembling like I have Parkinson's. I have noticed...
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So,
How do I diminish my internet escapades to avoid problems? How does one get the motivation to study for shit they don't care about? How does one untap a talent, so they don't feel like such useless failures anymore and if they do fail, at least they have something to fall their backs into, like most people I know who are good at some type of something? How do I stop thinking that I'm not doing the right thing with my life if I don't haven't had any plan B for years?
I feel so bad that I can't talk to woman for shit because I can't...
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Reframe your mind, dude. You need to take pride in your strengths instead of lamenting your flaws. Girls will be bitches, you get used to it. Stud ying sucks, you get used to it. Just find something to alleviate the anxiety, medication has helped me. If you are smart enough fir calculus, you are smart enough to understand the psychological flaws you possess.
You learn by making mistakes, so let yourself make the mistakes. Fail hard. Fail often. You will learn how to fail with grace. Read some Nietzche and learn how to harness your suffering.
>>16925590
>Read some Nietzche and learn how to harness your suffering.
Any text in specific?
No matter what I feel ugly, even when people come to me and say I am decent looking I still think I am an ugly person
Why does it bother me so much? Why do I need and live for validation from other people so bad? I dont even know why I worry about it, this is high school girl tier problems. I have far too much penis and age to worry about something as trivial as this
>>16925384
>Why does it bother me so much? Why do I need and live for validation from other people so bad?
Because you have anxiety and low self-esteem.
>>16925470
>anxiety
is my problem really that serious? isnt anxiety used just as often as depression when describing being sad/distressed?
OP, don't fall for buzzwords like "anxiety" or "body dysmorphia." Your feelings of inadequacy aren't the result of a mental disorder - rather, the "disorder" bit is a result of your inadequacies.
You're probably an above-average looking dude: you're experiencing bad faith due to the realization that you aren't EXTREMELY good looking, which is more common than you might think. It's a malicious psychological trap: the pill of perceived inferiority is hard to swallow. My advice would be to identify something you...
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