>>16926357
>Cook spaghetti
>Try not to drop it

pls halp

>>16926357

"Hey mom and dad, Anonette is coming over to watch some flix with me. OK?"

"Hey Anonette this is my mom and dad"

Make some small talk and let everyone relax then go watch some flix. It's all much easier than you think it is.

If 'watch movies' really means "she is coming over to fuck, suck, blow" then use the same method as above but lock your bedroom door and be quiet. They're not stupid - they probably still fuck with you in the house, so...
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>>16926345
Some people are assbackwards. What more do you want to do? It won't change his views.

Just deal with it. I thought punishing people for their opinions was something liberals are against.

>>16926345
why?

>>16926350
>I thought punishing people for their opinions was something liberals are against

OMG where the fuck have you been for the last 5 years?

Don't worry, either way your vote doesn't really count.

This is bait.

>>16926256
Dude it's just a vampire movie. If they were so easily offended, they probably wouldn't even be on a date with a non Muslim.

You know Dracula is the villain of the movie, right? Do you think a jew would get offended by a movie where Hitler is the villain?

>>16926256

They might think it's an ISIS training film.

But seriously given the background you've supplied I think you should find something else.

>>16926246
doc

>>16926246
First of all chill out.

Second more detail required.

1. You had an erection - were you masturbating at the time or it was just erect?

2. How long were you erect for? 10 mins or 10 hous?

3. Where was the pain and what type of pain? What caused the pain (did you bend/break your dick while trying to push it into something)?

4. Do you have feeling in all of your dick? If you touch the head lightly and run a finger over various parts can you feel the touch? Or is it 'dead'...
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>>16926324
1. I was going to to sleep and was erect from having to pee. I moved around a bit and felt some pain in balls/butt

2. Like 10 min

3. I pushed it a little into my bed but nothing to hard.

4.Only normal feeling. Zero pleasure

>>16926227
>That sounds reasonable right?
No. If she liked you back, she would make it clear. She hasn't.

>>16926239
I understand what you're saying. But can you help me get that perfect image of her out of my head. She really has that personality that no other girl possesses. She's reasonable and mature and funny and cute. Is there a way to set my mind that there are other girls almost exactly like her but who likes me as well?

And what happens after I tell her my feelings. What if she says she feels the same for me?

I'm sorry anon, but liking underage girls is a mess and not worth it. Just try not to think of her, do your best to move on because this is a bad idea. She doesn't like you, she even said so.

Usually I turn off the computer and do an actual hobby (no, shitposting and masturbating to Sailor Moon are not real hobbies)

>>16926167
>masturbating to sailor moon is not a hobby
OP's pic was never more relevant

Domina Trix
Ms. Cocktease

>>16926143
>female bodied

Oh fuck right off.

>>16926143

Num Knuts
"You want 'em, I can give 'em to you"

>>16926105
Autism

>>16926105
People do that. Always. Everywhere. Build over it.

>>16926113

I do have Autism, actually.

I'd dive with you OP!

I don't have an answer for you. I probably would suggest moving to a more metropolitan area in a very liberal city. You like white guy stuff, so I wouldn't even worry about the racial makeup of the city. Most of the black people in the city would resent you anyway. So go somewhere where tumblrina white kids will bend over backwards to be nice to you. Or to a come-as-you-are kinda place. There will always be anti-black racism, but I do believe you can find a social niche.

Also, what are you going job/career wise?
What are your future plans?

If you're a chill guy, and you like scuba, maybe instruct and dive bum for a while? Lots of stuffy assholes dive, but the scuba-bum/instructor scene is totally different.

stop living in the south, it sucks

Just take all your clothes off and lie under the blanket. Maybe she will jerk you off and then you'll know. Not uncommon for a masseuse to be touchy feely though.

>>16925972
Do you mean you paid her money?
If so no, she isn't dtf. She was doing her job.

If you mean you were on a date yeah, take a shot.

>>16925983
I was thinking just more like asking her for sex?
But, that might be an idea.

>>16925963
Whats your major?

I just applied and interviewed like everyone else.

>>16925969
Math major, computer science minor. comp sci is more of a hobby but I'm good at it so why not.

Yo, I've applied to so many online and just get an email saying, sorry you didn't get it.

>>16925975
yo this is a bit off topic but knowing how you're a math major...how do I understand and become better at math?

I struggle with algebra but I need to prepare myself for calculus...is this possible?

>>16925938
smoking is fun at first

like REAL fun

the buzz you get is intense, your concentration goes up, and you feel like a literal badass cyberpunk movie star

best of all? you're not even addicted, you can do it for months or even years whenever you feel like it and you will never feel like you need it

until one day you wake up and need to buy a pack

it's literally that sudden, you wake up one day and realize you're a smoker and waste enormous amounts of money on something...
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I know you didn't ask for this and everyone will hate me, haha,...

But seriously, vape.

If you like nicotene, vape. Somewhat fewer risks than smoking, still get "smoke." Cheaper than abusing patches, for me at least.

If you like the look of smoking...then you're just a faggot.

>>16925938
I'm a slave. I don't hate it because of the health effects, or the fact that non-smoker women find you repulsive.

I just hate the fact that i'm a slave and my day revolves around it, everything I do I incorporate cigarettes. Eg: After finishing this next task I'll go out for a smoke and think about what I need to do next.

If I don't smoke I can't think or function properly. If I'm with a girl and trying to hide the fact that I smoke I spurge out and can only think...
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>>16925912
Fear of starvation

>>16925912
Some people are naturally happier and built for it

>>16925912
I wish I knew, its almost 5am here and have a test at 11, studied nothing, just learned about tea and searched tea sets on ebay/aliexpress

Your teeth look pretty fucking hot, desu. I'd fuck your mouth.

>>16925904
I normally get those when I accidentally bite my inner cheek really hard. Just wait for it to go down, could take a few days to over a week especially if you bite it again.

I knew someone who had something like that. We told him to get it checked out, but the clinic (military health care, yo) kept giving him the run around, saying they couldn't identify it but it was benign. After a couple weeks, he got fed up and went to the community hospital. Turns out it was one of the most severe forms of lymphoma. He died in the hospital less than a month later.