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I was trying to buy 4 ACO DMT from a reserach chemical vendor, 1 gram for 75 bucks. But I accidentally fucked up. I got 70 bucks worth of bitcoin for 95 bucks, and sent them 70 bucks not seeing I was missing 5 dollars. What the fuck should I do? I tried emailing them saying how I screwed up, but I'm not sure what I should do at this point, should I just forget it ever happened and let them have the money or should I actually try gaining it back? I feel like I just made a big mistake and never shoulld have attempted this.
>>16944878
You're retarded, you lost money, but now you have 70 worth of bitcoins to buy whatever you want with.
Also,
>emailing bitcoin vendors
No, son
>>16944887
Yeah I know it's retarded, just a first timer to this whole thing. The vendor said on the website that emailing questions is okay, i just regret thinking this was a good idea in the first place. I'm paranoid as fuck about this.
How do I get oxycodone? I don't have any drug connections, and I can't keep drinking alcohol. I feel like my insides are falling apart and I have been drinking heavily for the past 6 months. I need another alternative.
>inb4 pot I hate weed, it makes me feel dumb and I have grades to maintain.
Oxy is shit, don't bother.
>>16944631
I've got some prescribed for pain before and I really liked it.
I did seven tabs of LSD last Friday night, I now don't really have the desires or feelings I have towards people or a lot of anything I did for that matter.
What can I expect in the future now with how I will be?
>>16944580
Dont even sweat it. 7 hits would give you a traumatic evperience most likely. Youll feel better in a few weeks
You're going to be fine. I suggest some good pho and some weird movies to take your mind off the existentialist blues.
>be just over 2 years ago
>fuck random slut who's very drunk
>next day she gives me her number, she wants more
>never contacted her
>3 or 4 months later, text her because horny
>she still remembers me & is open for sex
>bail because better pussy came along
>no contact since then
>be today...
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>>16944509
You are desperate and you don't care about her, so why do you care about her reaction?
If she rejects you you delete her number. That's the only negative.
>>16944524
I don't care how she'll react, I only want to decrease my chances of being rejected, cause that will make my mission to find more pussy harder
Hey /adv/,
It recently got out in my friend group that I slept with one of the guy's girlfriend. I've basically been completely ousted - removed from the facebook group thing, been defriended by most of them, had people go on a diatribe to me about how I'm scum etc.
A few of them don't care, but 90% of our socializing happens in a group setting so for all intents and purposes I no longer have any friends. I have no intention of trying to make them forgive me; even if they for whatever reason took me back in I couldn't deal with the awkwardness...
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Meet new people, make new friends. What the fuck? You think you're one of the few people who works those kinds of shifts?
They're out there, you're just not looking and making assumptions.
Find some online friends, I guess. Will be harder for you to fuck that up. Given your hours, be prepared to make friends with Aussies (assuming your NA).
hey /adv/ i need some help. A little about me, working full time supporting myself. Work a shit job that pays ok but no job security.
I am from pennsylvania where everything is factory work.
Looked at online degrees from reputable college. Should i do accounting? or maybe go to school and be a LPN nurse? psychology?
anything that needs schooling to get into is what i want.
I have about 10k saved up so i am thinking of using it to go back to school or any ideas what to do with that money to make some more to help pay for school?
>>16944401
I have to find a gym where I can do this exercise.
It's a tough question and it really depends on how far you're willing to go.
When I was facing the same issue I opted for a local community college program. It's still industrial but I just didn't have the perseverance to do a 4 year stint. Let alone bear the costs. This way it was much cheaper and I get some of the benefits.
As for employment, that's something you should research you local area on. If factory work is what is there odds are that's where you will end up so you may have to move.
But if you want to do accounting...
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I have aspergers and im incapable of being around people. its too stressful. im on social security, i get 590 a month. not enough to live in my own place. but i want to live in my own place and my family wants me out too. i need a way to make money at home. enough to live on. ive looked into being a translator, translating documents and stuff, other than that i cant find anything. pls help.
Try amphétamines, that shit makes you alpha as fuck
>>16944341
medical transcription or any data-entry service job.
how are you with animals?
I have a fairly weird situation to share and ask advice on. I don't think it's possible to discern a sure answer with the info I have, but I'm hoping other people will spark ideas to figure this out.
I take classes at two universities. I take two night classes at a fairly prestigious state school, while taking a full schedule at a school one of my parents work at because it's free.
Anyway, at one of my night classes I met a girl. Very attractive. One day we were talking about our school situations, and I found out she commuted from a place...
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I feel like I should clarify on "more friendly" before I get replies.
She has gone from texting me every now and then to, since the stomach virus, texting me every single day. Like all day, if I ignore her for a couple of hours she will text again.
But she doesn't seem to want to see me.
??? Confusing. I hope the minds of /adv/ can solve this puzzle.
bump, thread dropped low really fast
i´m supposed to feel happy about everything going on in my life but i am back to being a sad sack and a mess of insecurities.
i started dating someone who loves me a lot and can´t even hide it but i can´t never answer with the same enthusiasm because i fucking hate myself and i just feel sad for that person
i even started avoiding talking with him, etc, i would rather just talk to other people because he makes me sad and insecure about myself.
i know i should probably break it off but i care about his well being too much to do so. i even realized that...
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I'm no expert but you sound depressed. Go to therapy.
So, everyone that I work with is very demoralized. We've had a ton of people quit, including our director, and the company has been pretty transparent in telling us that people's roles aren't going to be replaced, and we're not going to get any people to help with the workload, we're just going to need to work harder.
My boss is pretty clear that she's "tired," and she just left today for a two week vacation. We had a meeting before she left, and she jokingly said something about "if I come back." I laughed and said, "if...
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U should go for it I believe in you I hope she quits so you can be rolling in the dough
Why would you want to work for a company like this anyways? Let the motherfucker burn.
Hi. I'm thinking about taking up a palaeontology course in uni and I would like to know if its a stable job. What I mean is like I don't know.. 9 to 5 maybe? Sorry if its confusing. (I'm not good with words)
Thank you!
Do this job only if you truly care about paleomicrobiology, botany and geology.
There's a lot of math, a lot of museum curio and a lot of teaching or writing. It's a mess but if you like the one time a year you get to party with dinosaurs it's worth it
Paleontology is good work.
If you make the right connections.
I know two friends into paleo shit.
They mostly do lab work on chickens and sometimes to field work.
Pretty much, you need to make connections.
Find a lab.
Get in there deep.
Then you got a job.
If you're some kind of loner who can't network, you're fucked.
But that's true of anything academic
How to learn to make jokes? Also, what should one do if one makes a joke and nobody laughs (eg there's an awkward silence)?
Some people are naturally funny and some are not.
Being humorous is knowing how to read situations, people's personalities and noting the absurdity of the situation(s). Don't try to be funny you just gotta let it flow. If a joke you make falls flat, you just move on to the next situation.
If you're not a funny guy, don't worry about it, not everyone is funny.
>>16943973
There are roughly two types of jokes; ones you memorize and recite, and situational humor you come up with on the fly. The former is easy, you just memorize some jokes. The latter takes a well exercised mind, you have to read and converse a lot.
If you want people to laugh at you you have to either be funny as hell or likeable and attractive. If you are ever in a situation where you tell a joke you know is lame and a girl laugh at it anyway, congratulations, she probably wants to fuck you.
Hey /adv/
Planning to man up and ask a girl out I have been talking to for months now. I have gotten intel she likes me from an other friend. I'm planning to meet her tomorrow any advice lads?
>>16943900
bee yourself
She already likes you
>>16943900
Put your dick on her shoulder and piss in her bum.
I want all tips on how to be a grade-A douche. I want to know how to fuck over people, but benefiting me. Like I don't want to just mess with people unless I get something out of it. I want to out manipulate people and make sure they understand I have the power. I want to be a d-bag without anyone knowing that I'm doing it on purpose. Give me some tips.
>I want to out manipulate people and make sure they understand I have the power.
>I want to be a d-bag without anyone knowing that I'm doing it on purpose.
Those are completely opposite goals, stupid.
But most importantly, if you need to ask for advice you aren't cut out for being a manipulative asshole. Those are born, not made.
>>16943735
I want them to know sub-consciously. You should interpret my phrase better. Do the work for me.
I feel like I shouldn't smoke weed as regularly as I do but I can't think of a good reason not to besides vague ideas of where I want my life to be in 5 years.
>>16943690
Smoke it up. Vape Nation is the way to go.
Marijuana shrinks the hippocampus, the part of the brain where short-term memory is stored. As a result, people who smoke weed often have memory problems. It won't help you forget old memories like alcohol does but it will make hard for you to make new ones. So if you don't want to have early-onset Alzheimer's then stop smoking it. Or alternatively get an artificial hippocampus implant installed in your brain and smoke all the pot you want.
