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If I do one of those NameTests things on FB but I don't post it would anyone still see it?
>I did the "how strong is your love" one where you had to choose a person and I chose this guy I like, I hope he didn't see it
>>16951689
OP you are so clearly underaged it's giving me cancer, please fuck off and come back when you're 18
Or rather don't
>>16951723
fuck you I'm nineteen and I just want to know
>>16951758
>tee hee I hope the boy I like doesn't ever know I like him!!!
>oh no my social networking device is too hard for me to understand, let's ask an anonymous imageboard for tech support!
>19
I hope for the sake of the future you're lying
So I'm a delivery driver, and I was delivering to a college dorm, and received a 75 dollar parking ticket because I had no parking permit. The ticket said that they can hold my next registration, impound my car etc. Should i pay or worry about it? I don't think these campus guards even have that kind of authority to hold my registration etc. Has anyone had this happen before?
You broke the law, pay the ticket or get taken to court. Park at meters now
If it is a state college, yeah, they can do that.
I'm going on a family vacation in the summer to Mexico.
How do I get weed on a plane? I was thinking candy since it's synthetic.
>>16951565
Do you not know there are drug dogs at airports? You're going to Mexico. Just buy new shit while you're there.
You don't.
Sup 4chan
Whats a good reliable cheap vpn service
needs to be under $5 USD if possible
Thanx
Try hotspot shield, fuck paying for shit, just fucking torrent it
Don't get a VPN, the NSA watches you and logs your encrypted activity to decrypt later.
>>16952618
People still use HSS?
o.O
So my wife wants to watch porn with me but I'm kind of uncomfortable with it and I'm not sure why. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>16951447
If you've never done it it'll be weird at first, but just have her eat your cum and you'll be golden.
>>16951447
Sounds like you fear something. Try to not think too much about it. At most she would like to try something new (like a new position)
>>16951447
It is kind of weird at first, but it ends up really hot. What we did was watch one of those parody movies, like porno batman or avengers or game of thrones or whatever, then in the beginning you're just giggling and making fun of how awful the acting and sets and costumes are, but then eventually you fuck and it's hot.
>Meet girl at the beginning of 2nd semester grad school, she asked for my number
>texts me every day all day for like a month
>Asks if she can come over multiple times
>Plans a trip to see to a place she wants to see after spring break
>Spends all spring break talking about trip and probably sending a million snap chats.
>Back to school, last week don't hear anything from her
>Ask her whats up, just send short one word text
>Ask if we are still going, says doesn't want to if its raining
>Not raining but I don't say anything
>Sends me pic of herself in a slutty dress asking if she should wear to her sisters wedding this summer
>I say it looks nice and you should...no response
>Asked her what up today...no response
holy shit
>>16951416
She was thirsty for dick and attention, and if it's suddenly drifted off it sounds like she's either a: busy or b: found some other source of dick/attention. Probably both.
Not much of a loss, though.
She sent me a pic of herself in a dress and asked if she should wear that dress to the school dance over break...i think shes mad i didnt ask her to be my date.
>implying I'm even going
>>16951451
So are we supposed to be guessing here how you behaved in response? My guess is shitty communication and indifference. She took the hint. What exactly is it that you don't understand?
Hey guise
So I have a story, I really don't know what to do or if i should do anything..
>My brother 35
>2 daughters and a wife
>Takes his oldest girl to Disneyland
>His mistress is there
>Daughter sees them holding hands
>Tells her mother
>Whole family finds out he's a lying cheating bastard
>Shaming ensues
>I write to his mistress
>She tells me she is preggo
>"N we r n love"
>Starts sharing pictures of my nieces on her facebook like they're her own kids
I'm raging right now..on the verge of shit posting this cunt on /b/
Is that too rash?
Have some info about her to bump this thread..
She's 35
Mexican
Works at Burger King
Is not the manager
Lives in Lancaster, CA
>a pile of garbage
Has 2 little girls too
Also she is so fat
It's not just on the woman. Your brother is a dbag for holding hands with this woman in front of his own fucking daughter, and even having this extramarital relationship in the first place.
I am about to start a new job at a company.
They sent me a employment contract to review which contains a lot of information about non-competence clauses, at-will employment, and so on.
There's a specific part of the contract that stood out to me that states that while I am employed by the company, I am not allowed to engage in any contractual work or even have any professional business relationships with other companies... is this common?
The reason I'm asking is because I do on occasion do contracted work for companies that typically lasts no longer than a week... but according to this contract which I will need to sign, I wouldn't be able to right?
>>16951400
>There's a specific part of the contract that stood out to me that states that while I am employed by the company, I am not allowed to engage in any contractual work or even have any professional business relationships with other companies... is this common?
Yes it is.
>The reason I'm asking is because I do on occasion do contracted work for companies that typically lasts no longer than a week... but according to this contract which I will need to sign, I wouldn't be able to right?
That is correct.
>>16951420
OP here, thanks for the reply.
Anyone have any experience in refusing to sign such contracts?
>>16951542
You do have a right to negotiate the clause, but they're kind of the ones in power in this situation so chances are they're just going to offer it to someone who agrees to it.
After stop MASTURBATION what is the next step?
-I am 18, already stop seeing porn and masturbation [2 weeks] and i am fine.
Whats the next step to get better?
Step 2: praise fappy the anti masturbation dolphin
Step 3: remember. If you masturbate, you'll go to hell
Step 4: repeat step 2 and 3
Step 5: see 4
Step 6: see 4
Step 7: get off 4chan
Step 8: see step 7
Bonus round: Grow a pair.
Masturbation isn't gonna kill you. If it does, well, come to my house and I'll pay for the funeral.
>>16951390
why?
the road to recovery takes a long time man.
good job on 2 weeks, but it's going to take probably months to get over PMO, which like any other addiction fundamentally rewires the way your brain responds to dopamine.
How do I stop a first date from being too awkward? I am not good at making people laugh. Should I memorize a list of topics to talk about?
Dating isn't like cramming for a test. Act like a normal person, relax and have fun.
My boyfriend and I have this running joke of bringing flashcards to dates with horrible conversation starters that we found online. Try doing that in like a fun haha, the whole idea of conversation starters is ridiculous haha
I play a game called roblox and someone gave me a download link to free in game currency and someoneone took over my laptop and they
Put files called jailbait, child porn etc I pulled my battery out would that help how do I stop this?!
I'm staying up all night Even though I have school I'm shaking I'm really scared what do I do?! Op here
PLEAE HELP
I'm begging you
How the hell do I stop snorting adderral? Every time I do one I just keep telling myself one more.. One more and then I can never stop I always feel like one more is going to put me exactly where I want to be
Get rid of all of it, no adderall or stimulants of any kind in your place of residence or anywhere you have control of your surroundings
The next few days to weeks are going to be pure hell but you can get through it
The biggest thing to get over is your numbed dopamine receptors, maybe you should seek medical help
>>16951746
Removing it from my environment is impossible but I usually hold onto it all the time without doing it I just get an unbearable urge every blue moon
Why would you want to stop?
God speed, autist.
Thinking about getting a MacBook. Which model is the best bang for my buck?
>>16951309
> macbook
> bang for your buck
> any apple products whatsoever
> bang for your buck
get the pro retina or air don't get the regular macbook it is NOT good bang for buck cool puter tho
>>16951309
none, unless you like video editing and HD porn watching
Will I be a degenerate whore if I make a Tinder account?
My friend met her future husband on there but I know she previously used it to hook up with a bunch of random guys (something I'm not into)
>>16951269
Nobody's keeping score at the end to judge you
>>16951269
You're only a degenerate whore if you use it for hookups.
But I'll say this, it's rarer to find someone online than it is in real life. Online, you will find people of a lower quality than in real life, for the reason that should be obvious - people go on there with the aim of being matched up in one way or another, and as such, they lower their standards or they're of a low standard.
>>16951294
You're right about that aspect of it, and that's my concern. But I find myself to be a picky person and I rarely find the kind of people I'm into irl (I want to find someone who shares my somewhat niche interest), so I've resorted to online means.
How can I get my fingernails to look less shit
>>16951266
They look normal to me
Just cut them when they get big and grimy. You're not a girl, nobody gives a shit about your fingernails as long as you don't give someone fucking ebola from your ratchet ass nails.
Manicure, fish oil pills
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