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Why does the idea of mommy roleplay turn me on so much?
>>16951252
You want to be loved and adored unconditionally
t. guy with mommy fetish
>>16951252
Freud
Also you probably have unresolved anger issues with your mom that turn into sex fantasies in order to maintain a stress free mind
>>16951376
>>16951261
What you suggest?
I don't know who my biological dad is (adopted) and don't know anything about the fuck. Biological mom fucked a lot of people so of course that bitch doesn't know about the guys she fucked in the passed. What should I do to find him?
This is gunna sound awful.
Each dna of the males semen is still in your mothers vagina.
That means you are mixed. Thats bad
But REMEMBER!it dont matter who you think your dad is but who is you and your mother.
The mother is always you. But the father isnt sometimes.
Be YOUR SELF
>>16951272
That's not even remotely true you fucking retard.
Honestly, it's basically impossible. Assuming you're not underage, it's been 18+ years since you were conceived. Your mother can't be expected to remember each and every guy she had sex with that long ago.
/adv/, I think I'm an asshole.
When I got off work today, I assumed I was getting a ride to the bus stop from my co worker, so I asked if I could have a ride about a quarter mile to the bus stop, seeing as how it was on the way and just up the road. She got very annoyed, but gave me a ride anyway. Told me not to wait until the last minute anymore, and that she'd see me on Friday. Once I got on the bus I realized how rude I was, and I felt fucking awful. I was doing so well at work up until this point, and I'm worried I just ruined a friendship.
How...
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You'll make up eventually, OP. It's not that big a deal, although you are a dick, and you're posting a jew.
I can see your point. What I'm worried about, is that they only kept me around because they liked me. Is my job in jeopardy? I'm kind of scared. . .
>>16951246
Your job is fine. If she thinks driving someone up the road is a big fucking deal, she can get over herself. You're fine mate.
How study for Physics and Chemistry?
-So guys i am really good on all subjects except exact stuff, i have a poor base [Didnt study when i was 10 to 15].
-I Really like the theory behind on this stuff mainly physics but i get bad grades and i have a problem with focus.
- i Like studying the universe and i have a dream to work with this type of stuff.
-How improve your focus, make your head better on Math, Physics and Chemistry and show me a good video explaining where use formulas.
BTW thanks for your attetion
Chemistry is a lot of practice. Consider getting a small whiteboard to carry around practice problems and formulas.
Just getting that whiteboard helped me get As and Bs in upper division chemistry subjects, and I like it a lot more because I understand it.
>>16951243
Still can't stand physics though.
>>16951229
Physics: Start by drawing things out, and having a clear visual of what is going on. How to apply the laws/formulas.
Chemistry: Same thing, try to draw things out and have a clear understanding of positive and negative charges and how they affect each other. Same thing with bonding reactions, understand why and how and you will be fine.
As for focusing, this shouldnt be a problem if you actually enjoy the material. When I took my physics classes which i loved, I was actively visualising everything my...
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>How do I make my dick taste good?
My friend invited me to a party and there is a girl there who may or may not suck my dick, I want my dick to taste good for her how do I do that?
(Also because it would be neat to have a reputation of having a good tasting dick)
>inb4 pineapple juice go fuck yourself
Keep in mind I will be at someone's house and it will remain in my pants for the majority of the night so I can't just put whipped cream on it
Thanks.
Wash it
>>16951215
Changing your diet would take a bit of time, so depending on when the party is, it might be a bit too late.
Just keep it washed and make sure you wear a clean pair of trunks. It would be good to wash your undies with really nice smelling washing powder
Eat parsley, lots of parsley.
I have a long story I need to tell and would care for some advice from you guys so bear with me please.
I am 19 years old and I work in a restaurant as a line cook. I am very nice to people but I never smile or start conversations so I can come off as mean. I'm not attractive and I'm overweight I've never seriously thought about a girlfriend until recently when this new girl got hired as a server.
When she first started working I never spoke to her because I have bad social skills and don't really talk too much to people I don't know....
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Continued. ..
I started texting her almost daily. She usually initiated all the texts to me like "ugh tonight was so busy". This went on for a few days and then eventually she started talking about personal things like her family. She had a really messed up life and confessed she's glad to have someone like me to talk to. I kept comforting her and flirting with her via text because I'm too beta to talk in person. We keep having very deep conversations via text but our face to face conversations never go passed "hey" or "how long until my...
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You should have fucked her last week. That's what you did wrong.
Hey /adv/ literal autism here
So whenever I hear someone play the cello I feel sensations in my body akin to using drugs, it just feels amazing
So I went to a website and ordered a cello under a payment plan, I have like $100 in my checking, they're going to contact me and set up the plan, I just got a new job making $200 a week, the cello and accessories are $1500.
How do I make sure I don't fuck myself further? I'm just scared of ordering it and not picking it up since I'm a mental fuck up and extremely lazy/need specific stimuli and...
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someone pls comfort me ;_; I'm 19 years old dropped uni twice in and out of psych wards I know this'll probably end badly, my parents gave me $500 out of what little they had to make me go back to Uni this fall and I'm saving money for that and just bought a cello on a payment plan.
Since I can't unfuck this how do I prevent further fuckage? Should I try to sell some of my instruments (first acoustic and electric guitar, broken, maybe my laptop, etc etc)?
pls
any anon?
I'm 21 and just got a girlfriend last year. I dated a few girls when I was in high school, but I never had much of a relationship with any of them.
Anyway, me and this girl dated for 6 months, and then broke up. We definitely had some problems (she was controlling, I bottled things up, etc.), but for the most part, we were good. I just didn't feel happy with her and didn't see myself wanting to be with her. She felt the opposite, and was absolutely devastated. She wanted us to spend the rest of her life with me, and I feel like a piece of shit for it.
I've...
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So many hot chicks, so little time to fuck them all....
>>16951186
Best not to get involved with her again, OP.
There's a reason you ended it, and starting something new with her is only going to start a cycle that will make you feel like complete shit. I've been in similar situations, and it's not fun. Good luck to you.
You need to live your life and so does she. She'll be fine. It doesn't seem like you morally wronged her. She'll get over it.
There's this total qt3.14 at my school and she's into all the shit I'm into but she doesn't even know I exist. How should I get her attention?
Talk to her
You see her do a cool thing "Dang, girl.. that's a cool thing. Did you know about other equally cool thing"
Start a conversation.
Follow her home so you know where she lives. Dig through her trash bin at night. You can usually find some clues about other things she likes to do, favorite foods, hobbies, whether or not she uses birth control, medications, etc. The list of things you can learn about her is really quite extensive.
I masturbate 3+ times a day. I get a little concerned because it takes up a lot of my free time and I'm sure it isn't good for me. But, I get really cranky and irritable when I skip a session. I normally do it right when I wake up, a couple hours after I get home from work, and right before I sleep. On the weekends I just do it anytime I feel like, which is around 4-6 times per day off.
Some info about me:
>23 y/o
>male (ofc)
>work 48-52 hours per week
What should I do? Is it a really bad habit or is it just whatever? I see it as a huge stress reliever. But, since I don't do any drugs, I feel like I might replace this with another bad habit if I stop.
>>16951125
Replace every reference to masturbation in this thread to [insert hard drug here].
Porn is definitely a drug, no doubt about it. I don't think masturbation is inherently bad, but I find myself much better abstaining from it.
Replace one fapping session with an exercise session, such as weightlifting.
I don't think that anybody could tell you if that is a good or bad thing, to me personally it seems excessive, but that's just my opinion. I think you need to realistically evaluate your habit, and really try to see how it is negatively affecting your life. (not just the action itself, but also the things you aren't able to do because of it lost opportunities and time, etc)
If you see it as a way to relieve stress, maybe you can try to attack the source of the stress, trying to limit your exposure to it, OR try to find an activity or hobby that can serve...
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Girl is sending me pics of herself in slutty outfits she is wearing to Disneyland.
>Friendzone or Bangzone?
Is there any context to these pics? I would guess bangzone.
Not context just sent a message telling me what she plans to wear to Disneyland
>>16951114
Impossible to say. She might be sending it to you to gauge a reaction before sending it to the dude she actually wants to impress.
She may just want to feel good about herself.
She may actually want to fuck you.
>no cheekbones
>no/small jawline
>small nose
>eyebags
>white
Everything is proportionate but I can't help but feel like I'm a 4/10 male at best facially. You can only dress up crap so much. It's still crap.
Is there anything I can even hope to do to improve what I look like?
Only option is to make up for it in achievement and confidence
Male or female?
If you're male, you're fucked.
If you're a female, you'll surely have a lot of options.
Inb4 sexist
Help me /adv/. I'm thinking of lighting off some artillery shells in my bedroom. Is that a good idea?
pour some gasoline down first
Wait for epic fountain
>>16951112
Ok :)
Anything else?
>>16951137
Do a flip :^)
There was this girl who liked me last semester but I rejected her and instantly regretted it. She gave me another chance but I fucked it up and she ended up rejecting me. It's been like 4 months since.
She was the sweetest person and I still think about her every day, regretting what and idiot I was.
Is there anything I can send her that won't creep her out? I want to contact her, even if she's not interested in me any more.
>>16951044
You deserve it for fucking it up. Moving on is best, don't drag this girl down with more shit. She closed the door on it.
>>16951044
Good fucking job asshole.
That'll teach women to approach men, we don't ever want that to happen.
>>16951044
Why did you reject her?
There must have been a relatively solid reason for that?
I've joined college this year and my friendship with my old classmates changed completely. We lived a bromance and considered ourselves best friends forever, but now it looks like forever is over :'(
Now I only talk to a depressive guy who also used to be my classmate (but not really my friend) who doesn't want to socialize with anybody. I feel like I can't talk to other ppl because it would be mean with him, or something like that. I'm kinda getting his depression to me.
Another thing that makes me sad is having no girlfriend. I had one, she...
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>I broke up with her
>She stopped talking to me eventually
No fucking shit, you dumped her you dingleberry. She has to move on at some point. You only want her because you're lonely.
Have a nice birthday alone you emote using dumb frogposter.
>>16951234
No one cares lad
>>16951238
oh. I thought this was /adv/
my bad
