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do the homo nazi doctors in psyche wards prescribe adderall or are they too big of homo nazis and I'll end up getting stuck with prolixin and told I'm schizophrenic?
i've been thinking of checking into one due to suicidality, walking out with a script would be nice tho
They will pump you full with temesta and then use you for anal feeding experiments. Have fun. Pic related
They certainly don't prescribe adderall for schizophrenia or depression/being suicidal. They don't just ask you to name any drug you want and give it to you. Sounds like you're just drug-seeking.
My boyfriend and I are at the point where marriage is the next thing.
The problem is, I cannot stand his mom. When I think about her as an in-law I want to run.
What do I do?
Everytime nobody is looking give her a small electric shock under the table. After a while she will subconsciously link the discomfort with your presence and stop inviting you. Pic related
>>16948472
Inviting me?
No she already hates me and makes my life a living hell. Her only son crashed a car I had just bought and she threatened to fly out and sue me if I tried to make him pay damages (she's a lawyer).
Whenever she calls he becomes angry and abusive towards me.
She calls me a terrorist and a bitch and calls up my own family (even though I am a grown woman) to tell them small dirt on me (like I drank a four loco and drove 2 min to the grocery store 4 hours later....)
She's petty and mean
I'm an 18 years old who just graduated from high school, and i want to study abroad and i have 2 options : either Germany or England.
I want to study physics and astronomy but i don't have the required A-level so that's why i chose Germany and England because they both offer a preparatory year (foundation year) before starting your degree.
For England, universities are expensive and the only university that offers full scholarships doesn't have an option for Physics degree.
For Germany, i don't have the language so i have to stay one more year...
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I would choose germany, sounds better to me. Moreover, you get to learn a new language.
Although germany has currently its status on "cuck my shit up"
>>16948395
germany
How do I stop craving for the unreachable?
I have this idealistic vision on becoming a better, even famous person and being happy together with an 11/10 model tier female.
In reality I'm an overconfident guy in his late 20's who dates and fucks about everything and doesn't really care about settling down while it happens all around me with the people I know. There's a lot of (sexual) frustration and unsatisfied tension in my life. I feel like I can discharge most of it in the weekend by drinking and getting one-night stands with easy and average...
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Realize you're a piece of shit.
Realize you can stop acting like a TOTAL piece of shit.
Realize that there is no guarantee of an ideal reward for living better. But understand that if you don't live better you don't even have a chance. Live better and have that chance. If you don't land the 11/10, and you probably won't, you'll at least have maybe hated yourself a little less.
Or, better yet, evaluate why you want said woman and why that's so important. Maybe because you're an egotistical piece of shit who needs...
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I'm confused, what is it you want OP? When you say you deserve better, but don't want to settle down, do you just mean more attractive one night stands?
You seem to be getting the things that you're aiming for, if you're aiming for things you don't want and it's upsetting you... maybe stop aiming for those things?
What can I do to prepare for a day or two in advance? I'm basically asking what can I do if I sacrifice a whole day to make the day or two ahead better? Or how about two days sacrificed to make the next couple days/week better?
Rigidly schedule your plans, set up a compact regimen of all your responsibilities in the workweek (informing everyone else as well) and work in some recreation as well.
I have a friend who cleans, does laundry and cooks all his food for the week in one day and puts it all in the fridge, he calls it the shit day. Basically pick a day and do everything you don't want to do.
Hey /adv/ I think I wanna try getting an escort. I lost my virginity a few months ago and I don't feel like I got enough of a taste while me and my ex were together.
How should I go about this? I'm browsing backpages for outcalls in my area and I think I found a couple good ones, but I'm not sure how to proceed.
just call them faggot
Take a vacation to a country where it's legal.
How do I stop chickening out of suicide when I have everything ready and actually go through with it?
You're not "chickening out," you don't really want to die.
>>16947725
By finding a reason to die gloriously.
So recently I've found myself attracted to my best friend, and I've been wanting to ask her out, but I don't know how I'm meant to do this. I'm bloody awful social-wise, so I have a hard time talking about anything, that's not for the sake of entertainment, with anybody, face-to-face. I've never had a girlfriend, and she's only had one boyfriend (who didn't act as nice to her as he should have), but I feel that we get along so well that I'd hate myself for not at least trying to escalate our relationship.
However, the...
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It probably depends on how serious she was when she asked you out. Was it just let's go on a date? Did she say she's in love with you?
If she had deeper feelings she might still have them. If not, she still might be willing to go out. Though you said she's dealing with her own issues, so there's a chance it'll be her turn to say she doesn't want to get involved in a relationship currently.
Only way you'll know is by trying.
She was kind of forced into it, when she told two of her friends that '[I] may know', they took it as 'Tell [me]', so I knew, and she probably just wanted to know whether it was mutual. It came off as casual, but I know that it wouldn't have been easy for her to ask. However, we weren't really friends when she asked, and have only recently started to become more intimate friends, so whether such feelings are still there or not, I don't know, but I think she'd definitely be more confident with them.
Her issues are all very serious,...
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I don't know where to turn. I feel like I'm at rock-bottom emotionally and I don't know what to do. I don't know where to start but I'll give it a shot.
I had a pretty normal life up until I got kicked out of a very respected student organization I was part of back in college on New Year's Eve. Needless to say, this defined 2015 for me. Many of my friends shunned me as a result--not maliciously, but just because the situation was awkward and I wasn't spending time with that group, being kicked out and all. The organization went on to win a highly publicized national competition while I watched at home. I was indicted by my school for what I did as well. I don't want to go into details to preserve my anonymity, but I don't think I deserved the severity of the punishment I received. I defined my ego as part of this group, and getting kicked out and indicted felt like I was being prosecuted for thoughtcrime, and was an identity-shattering experience.
In the wake of that my girlfriend broke up with me and I graduated college, leaving me alone with no one to answer to, too much free time, and very few responsibilities. Over the summer I lived by myself and spent too much time on the internet. I started taking redpills on modern society and the world. I watched the world I knew crumble around me as I awoke to the reality of life.
I now sympathize with normalfags, but I just can't relate to them in the same way, and I find it very difficult to form lasting relationships anymore. I try to put forth effort to hang out with people, but I think I'm less fun than I used to be. The perspectives I think are realistic probably come off as extremely pessimistic or dark to most people. Not trying to be edgy--I get the feeling this is just the fact of the matter. Other times the opinions I hold are just not socially acceptable, so I come off as quiet or awkward when these topics come up in conversation, since I can't lie convincingly.
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>>16947146
I feel like I will never meet a woman who will love me or accept me for who I am. I feel like there is no longer such thing as a faithful woman. I feel like I will never make a friend who will be willing to understand my worldview. Even drinking buddies, or dudes I can burn a J with and play some video games seem impossible to come by.
I've recently found success at a job. The money helps a bit, but the work is stressful, high pressure, and leaves me drained. I try focusing on my work to get away...
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buuuump
Let's assume you live in iraq, not only that ISIS is approaching, but the hooligans and armed militia are threat too.
What do you do to survive?
Are there any info graph that helps?
Self defense tactics against multiple enemies?
>>16946874
google the recently declassified OSS manuals on espionage
Also look into instinctive shooting
>>16946874
If you are a male and live in Iraq. The odds are you are part of a militia.
I fell in love with my best friend, but I'm afraid that we won't be friends if I say anything and make it awkward.
Such is life. Now decide between suffering in silence or get closure and be able to move on
>>16946786
Do it. The awkwardness fades depending on how you tell them. IE be as nonchalant as possible in the right time.
Hey /adv/, how many of you live in Oregon? I've been thinking of moving there after college and was just curious as to what it's like. I've heard they have strange laws, but not much specifics. Would you recommend living there? What are some pros and cons?
>>16946676
Good state.
Meh people.
Sounds kinda overrated desu.
Everything is overrated in california though so I don't really have much perspective desu.
Ok, I'm pretty sure I'm just being stupidly anxious about nothing, but I need /adv/ to slap me in the face about it. My roommate smokes pot like a fucking chimney in our bathroom almost everyday. It does have an exhaust fan, closes the door, and he runs the shower when he does it because he knows I don't smoke.
I got a job offer and I have to do a urine drug test, and I'm stupidly concerned that somehow the trace amounts of stuff will be in system from our bathroom. I've been home with my parents for 5 days and doing the test here.
Am...
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>>16946416
Yes, you are being anxious over nothing.
Basically, he pulls the smoke in from his bong/joint/whatever, the lipid soluble THC is absorbed by the surface of his lungs almost instantly, and what he exhales contains next to no THC. No worries.
If your still uneasy, asprine will help mask what little ya have
I feel lost in life. I graduated from college last year, good GPA in a good degree. I got laid off from my first job (that I held all through college) in November and got my first salary job in January. This place fucking sucks. They can't do anything right, but it's all I could find because I live in a rural area.
I have to wake up early and I feel exhausted all through the day; I'm not a morning person. I only have a few hours at home before I have to go to bed and do it all over again, and I'm too tired to enjoy anything. I can't focus on...
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>>16946344
You need a ride cross country, buddy?
>>16946361
No, I can afford my own car now with this job. At least I have good income.
Thank you for your offer, though.
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>Im afraid I don't love my girlfriend...
Shes beautiful, kind and sweet, she really is great... but I havent felt the spark much. We have had problems at the beggining of the relationship but I wasnt brave enough to end it there. Now we are much closer, I just have been kind of numb.
We have bounded a lot actually, I know her family and she has met part of my family also. We have even lived together for a while recently. I dont want to leave her but I think I should. I can do better a part of me says but its not about that. Its because I don't know if we can continue our relationship this way or if its fair for us to continue since I dont feel that spark.
To make it worse, she has told me that in a dream I yelled at her that I dont have feelings for her. But we dont want to end this relationship, we both feel comfortable and scared about getting hurt.
I want to love her more and get past this doubts. How?
How old are you two? How long have you been dating? What where the problems at the beginning?
