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Simply put, I like a girl and want her to be my girlfriend, but I'm not sure how to ask her out. My last relationship just kind of happened without any real plan and I don't want to fuck this up.
>inb4 underage b&
I'm going to be 20 soon, she's 22
First of all, you aren't gonna be dropping any panties with memes as weak as your dad's pull out game. To be honest, people make a big fucking deal outta 'talking to girls' but we're just people with tits. Just start talking to her about movies or some shit, i dont know, any old shit. And compliment her on stuff, just don't overdo it or you'll come off as a fucking creep. As long as you don't look like a autism ridden potato fuck-faced guy, you've got nothing to loose. Just fucking go for it m8
>>16952615
I laughed, most reasonable advice I've heard here yet.
>>16952615
I'm fine generally taking to her, we've already hung out a few times
I need advice on an Idea I have to how to maybe change the current manner it runs...
I thought, maybe instead of Commercials, we'll have- Commershows!
Like... Have the biggest YouTubers work together to create a show, in which every episode, is an advertisement... But, It'll have it's own continuity, with colorful characters and what not!
This way, it'll give more job to youtubers, have it's own inner jokes, appeal to youtubers, guest stars and so forth', it'll automatically has a fan base, because big youtubers will make...
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>>16951833
Sure go ahead and pitch it or whatever. Not sure why you're announcing your idea to an anonymous board where hundreds to thousands of people view these threads on a daily basis.
But at the same time it sounds awful for the consumer. That's why adblockers are so nice, so you don't have to deal with ads and commercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z696bTiP8Ro
Well. I don't care who gets the credits, I just want the YouTube experience to be nicer for everyone.
YouTube lives on commercials, we'll kill it if we block it all... Even though blocking is the obvious choice,
I want for a way that both sides will benefit, let alone, change the entire Ad industry for good.
Ads are just EVERYWHERE... And, we won't deal with it by cutting the main financial supply to sites...
Yeah, financing things we like with our own money is pretty much the way to go, but... Not all can afford it, and it usually...
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Gf just received her financial aid disbursement and she's only received $187 for the whole term (state school). Classes are paid for, but obviously that's not enough to cover food/rent for even a month. What are her options going forwards? Working would be difficult as she's a full time student and struggles heavily with anxiety/depression, her parents aren't in a position to help, and I wouldn't know where to start looking for a private loan. Thoughts?
Well, she could take out a loan for ~$3,000 and pay it back when she graduates if her major isn't completely worthless. Tell her to pay the interest off monthly (which won't be much because of the loan amount).
>inb4 debt is bad
Can she still sign up for more classes? Doesn't that play into how much aid you get? That's really shitty, sorry that's happening to her.
>>16951832
Getting a loan because you're too anxious to work is a recipe for disaster
Really, either she drops school to work, or she sucks it up and starts working and schooling at the same time.
i found this guy and he made a major impact on my life and i need to find him. All I know is his first name is nick, his snapchat is nicholask0909, his email is [email protected], hes a sophomore. And he lives in florida. Please help me in any way you can he's cut off all communication. I need to say something. It's driving me crazy
email him?
>>16951838
Didn't you read it? He blocked this crazy bitch
If whatever you did to piss off/creep out this guy actually drove him to cut off all communication with you, the best way to say thank-you for whatever he did is to leave him the hell alone.
I kinda feel bad for this guy.
I need life advice.
>18
>from a sub 100,000 town in the pacific northwest
>town is literally old people and young families with toddlers
>tried to go to college but couldn't stick with it for even a week before having an anxiety attack (about the money, failure, loneliness, etc) and dropping out
>got a job when i got back home
>washing dishes, felt like walking into traffic every day,...
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I started typing something out, but then...
Lol. I just can't. Lo fucking l.
>>16951812
>Does anyone know of an online community where I could 'meet' and organize a group of people to all move in and live together in a big city, not as just roommates, but as true friends?
Craigslist.
Rethink.
So I've been a member of a group on facebook for months now.
At first everything was great, and then the owner of the group said that he wanted me to be one of his admins, and I accepted of course.
So, there's more than 50,000 members and I started to get harrased by many of them, they got my number and I'm always receiving phone calls, threads, insults, so I got really tired of that and I cancelled my account on facebook. I changed my number but I still get calls every single day.
I honestly don't know what to do anymore. They won't leave me alone.
>>16951807
Which group? How did they get your number? Don't tell me you actually posted your real number on facebook? How did they get your new number?
Just report the group to facebook or something. Not much you can really do at this point.
What'd you do to make 50,000 people hate you?
How do you still get calls if you changed your number?
You don't seem like the brightest bulb, anon.
How do I break free of Tinder? I've been on and off it for a year now. I reinstall it, get discouraged because no matchey, uninstall, rinse, repeat.
Being too autistic to flirt with women IRL is a given, but I've had girlfriends before through sheer luck.
Don't give up, yeah tinder and dating platforms favor women and they are really flaky and shit, but its better than giving up and feeling bad.
I work on the staff of my school's newspaper. Last semester, almost all of our members graduated, save for me and another girl. So we had a whole new set of people come in. Most of them dropped out after the first month, so now we're about five people. One of the guys became my co-editor. When I first met him, I thought he was a pretentious dickhead and dreaded working with him. I only spoke to him if I had to.
But over the past several weeks, we've gotten to talking, even about non-paper related stuff. He's actually quite sweet; he even gave me a ride...
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You're gonna have ta flirt
>>16951811
I've tried a little bit hahaha but again, don't want to be obvious since I've only known him for two months.
>>16951802
join the Navy and get gang banged by horny Marines.
I feel like life just went against me somewhere along the line.
I never felt like I was part of my family, they're just different to me. Everyone else has done something with their life and I'm still at home, barely scraping by even when employed with 25+ hours a week. I can't save money to save my goddamn life, and even if I can something inconviently happens and it's all gone within a week. I was never forced or put in any social situation as a kid and never developed good skills. I'm apparently "so serious" all the time that people have...
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>>16951789
But you're still a sheep
You didn't ask anything.
Also, you seem autistic.
God speed, autist.
>21
>Working full time
>Also have a shit load of classes at college
>Ton of things on my plate
>All I want is for it all to stop, so I can just die
Not even sad at this point, I've pretty much gone beyond that somehow. Just ready to die. I've been putting therapy off until this summer, and now I literally don't have time for it, and I'm struggling pretty hard.
What am I supposed to do? I feel trapped.
Well, if it is the workload, why do you have to be so heroic?
>>16951800
This picture is stupidly unsettling and I don't know why.
And because deadlines. I didn't intend to take on this much work, it just all got dropped on me, and I didn't know that two of the five classes I'm taking have insane homework and group project requirements.
I was suicidal BEFORE all this. Its just worse now.
Can you afford to take time off work? If not, maybe ask parents/siblings/close friends to loan you some money until you have time to pay them back? You need to make time somewhere, and if you can't withdraw from a class, that seems to be your only option.
Any advice for living with, and putting up with NEET RoomMates? I'm close to snapping at my roomie and kick him out, I can barely deal with all the stupid autistic shit he does every day.
>leaving dishes
>sits in his room in a computer almost 9 hours a day
>barely talks to me or any company
>waking me up by rummaging in cabinets for snacks at 3am
>starts pestering me with dumb small talk if bored/waiting for game...
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>>16951777
Maybe you should stop whining and bitching and live your own damn life.
>>16951777
I'm neet but I smoke pot and I go hang out with friends to smoke and I sell it and I have a girl I bang sometimes and when I am home I'm usually just smoking weed and quietly sitting in front of a tv
Give him weed
>>16951777
What business is it of yours? People like you are so fucking annoying. Worry about yourself. Leave him be. Tell him to keep it down at 3am, to do the dishes more often, cut the smalltalk short, but otherwise let him live his life the way he wants. It's not your place to decide for him how he should act. Fuck you.
Should I accomodate my FWB's injury?
Is it customary to work around people's injuries if it's a fwb?
>be me 22/f
>23/m fwb (he's not bf material in my mind)
>he gets a hernia in his groin area
>says he can't pound me because he'd experience pain
>I say no prob, we can stick to oral
>he says sounds good, just don't be too rough
I'd...
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Truss; he can wear one.
This is a sfw board, so remove the underwear in your mind.
>>16951769
>Is it customary to work around people's injuries if it's a fwb?
There are no customs in this area. If you don't want to blow him, don't blow him. Its that simple.
>I'd like to stay fwb
Then stay
>but not give off signals that I'm interested in anything more
Open your mouth and tell him your feelings and concerns. Be an adult. All this signal reading and coy...
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you realize the "f" stands for "friend", right?
are you confusing "fwb" with "hookup"?
How does one go about getting a gf with no friends and no job?
>>16951732
Find a girl with no friends, no job and no bf
>>16951732
Get friends and a job in no particular order.
Talking to women when you see them is a start.
Otherwise, the Internet.
God speed, autist.
Should I go to my college class tomorrow? I have a cold, really bad sinus issues, cold sores all over my face, and Im feeling weak. I also know we wont be doing anything important tomorrow. Ive already missed a couple classes though and my teachers might be pissed/take credit off for attendance.
No. Send them an email before classes tomorrow to any professor who's class you'll miss. Tell them the reason. Tell them you wanted to give a heads up. Say see them next class.
If the professor doesn't care if you miss, don't email.
God speed autist
Unless you physically can't work your legs to go.
Go.
>>16951734
I suppose I could do this. One of my teacher's recently told me that he doesn't care about my attendance as long as it's not horrible and I pay attention in class. The other class I'm in we are doing nothing tomorrow but prewriting for the next essay. But I feel like I should have the mindset of this guy >>16951735
Another dilema is that there is a big qt in my class who has been responding to my signals lately and I feel like with all these...
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i was talking with someone and suddenly he started to write some deep stuff, but i have problems with that, because i don't know what does he means, please help
>>16951703
>those misspellings
dude is either pretentious idiot or high as balls
The truth of the eye reveals the secret of the hurracane, down the hills of madness
Or...just listening to gorillaz, while high
