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For some reason no matter what I can't bring myself to climax. I'm 24 and reasonably healthy not overweight, rather slim. Even though I can get hard, I last a long time but it's so difficult to finish. It's ends up being a chore, tiring and time wasting. She also looks visibly upset (she doesn't tell me) because it's like she thinks she is a problem.
I have to finish myself which is also a challenge, but I've managed to do it most times. I'm not sure if we're just having sex too much, a combination of nerves and my past masturbation...
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you might be gripping too hard. Sex is a pretty gentle sensation and you can apply a lot more force when masturbating. If you've gotten used to this rougher sensation, regular penetration won't be enough for you.
If this is your problem, it's fixable. You just have to deliberately avoid masturbating or gripping too tight and re-acclimate yourself to gentler sensation.
It could also be nervousness and performance anxiety. Try to get intimate without having proper sex. Pleasure each other for the sake of it, not for the sake of orgasms. Make it about...
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You might be gay.
Put it in her butt
Followed advice on here
Got a job, Lost weight, Quit all drugs and alcohol, and I'm top of my class in uni.
NOW WHERE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!?
>>16950964
Fucking Chad who dropped out and smokes pot
She drives him to work everyday too
You don't just magically get a girlfriend once you've done that. They're not handed out like gold stars.
You have made yourself more desirable, which increases your chances. Now you have to go out and actually meet girls and talk to them.
You can't get a girl if you never talk to a girl.
>>16950973
There is just no winning is there.
Girlfriend has been depressed for quite some time now. The only problem is that she's unwilling to tell me what's wrong. She says she's scared to open up to me due to past boyfriend being a manipulative psychopath who toyed with her emotions, and ended up tossing her away. How do I convince her that opening up to me is safe? I feel stuck. I can't concentrate on work, all I can concentrate on is her and how she's feeling. What do?
That's just an excuse of her wanting to break up.
You can offer her your love, and an ear if she needs. Leaving it open helps--then she can come to you in confidence. You're going to have to be patient, OP.
Her problem lies within herself. I know this from personal experience; I had been depressed all my life, and it wasn't until recent that I started climbing out of it.
My fiance helped me climb out quite a bit, though it's been rough (a lot of arguing), and I wouldn't suggest you two go about it the same way. There had been a lot of talk of suicide--again, not healthy.
It wasn't...
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Don't force her. Encourage her to open up but don't push it. You want to establish yourself as a safe space.
Trying to make her open up is only going to make her feel unsafe and more likely to clamp up again.
Give her a place she can vent to when she's ready, and when she does open up, be supportive. As she realizes she can trust you, she'll be able to open up more and more.
The Police will come for my computer and Iphone6 in a day or two. They will have a search warrant. What should I do?
Any advice?
I will wake any advice please help...
What the fuck did you do anon
Also put a password on your phone
FOR PC:
>Take out harddrive, smash into pieces, dump pc in pool
>BREAK INTO AS MANY PIECES AS POSSIBLE
>SCATTER AROUND NEIGHBORHOOD
anything on internet history, theyll check ISP and youre fucked
FOR IPHONE:
>take off fingerprint ID
>USE 48-50 NUMBER PASSWORD
if you have any thing in texts, youre fucked
if you have anything in icloud, youre fucked
other wise hard reset...
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>>16950910
i don't get it why would they telegraph what they are going to do, they generally only let you know about their intentions to search your shit when they have a warrant. What retarded cuntry do you live in ?
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>saw oneitis at work
>she didn't seem to notice me, she was talking to a guy in the cubicle over
how do i get a gf?
>tfw no friends and lonely
>tfw start crushing on any girl that talks to me
;_;
>>16950889
Stop being the kind of person who gets oneitis for a start, it's not good for you.
Also, this is some r9k tier shit, you're a lonely loser, you don't just read steps given out by other anons on the internet and learn to get a girlfriend just like that.
>>16950889
>approach her when you're doing something that needs her or together, like waiting in line or something
>small talk
>get her phone number, get an excuse to get her phone number, or find it from someone else like a creep or some shit
>ask, before or after getting her number, "hey you wanna get something to eat someday,"
>90% chance she will say...
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Why isn't there a "how to get gf" general on this board?
Its the same shit posted everyday. We don't know you personally, we can't tell you how to get a gf.
Someone I know online is suicidal ("I want to kill myself"), I don't know where they live or anything and all the advice online says at this stage I should be calling an ambulance or something, what should I do?
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Dealing with suicidal thoughts: http://www.helpguide.org/articles/suicide-prevention/suicide-help-dealing-with-your-suicidal-thoughts-and-feelings.htm
List of suicide hotlines organized by country (tell them to call one): http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html
The Mayo Clinic has a guide on finding a mental health provider: http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/mental-illness/in-depth/mental-health-providers/art-20045530
And here's WebMD on finding a decent therapist: http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide/how-to-find-therapist
>>16950882
I've found similar stuff myself but I don't know what to do if they refuse to contact anyone
Im dating this girl that likes writing, the thing is, I dont know what the hell answer when she send me her poetry, it honestly feels like a 12 y old wrote it, But I want to support her and make her happy, whats a good answer that doesnt feel fake?
You should lie and tell her it's great, faggot
>>16950865
Find anything you like about it. A word. A line. A feeling.
If you can't, ask questions. Where did you get that idea? What emotion did this come from?
If you post a line or two I'll make up some bullshit you can pass along.
Ask if she wants feedback--hell, be blunt and ask her if she wants to know what you really think.
If you respect her at all, you'll be honest.
If she doesn't want to hear the truth then tell her you don't want to say anything about it.
Hey /adv/, I'm hosting a party Saturday and need some paranormal and easy shit to do. these are the simple and easy kids games floating in my head.
Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board Ouija Boards The Devil Has My Arms Bloody Mary
Need some games that wont fuck us all for life and will be easy and fun.
Also reccomend some scary movies.
Made a thread about it on /x/.
I got it from the spooky side, now lets get it to the logical side.
>>107503797
>pic unrelated
>>16950822
Why aren't you just drinking, you try-hard faggot?
Aren't you a little young to be posting here?
>>16950857
Really don't want to get shitfaced the day before work.
Just need some clean, fun, borderline satanic party games.
You guys could try auto-writing. "invoking" a spirit and then writing whatever comes to your head.
As for scary movies.. what type are you looking for? Possession? Monster? Slasher?
Update from a few weeks ago. I was the guy asking if it was somehow normal for my (now ex) girlfriend to be pregnant for 11 months. That's what she was telling me anyways. Well she's gone to Ohio and she's basically blocked me on any communication link. I started questioning her instead of just keeping it to myself. I basically told her he wasn't mine I didnt wait for a test. I asked a lot of doctors and researched. So that's pretty much it. She wont talk much, but she did finally text me to tell me her situation is bad. She tried to guilt trip me into...
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>>16950793
I wasn't here for the original story, but that sounds really fucked up.
Looks like you dodged a bullet. Just block her on everything and move on with your life
>>16950793
Why do you assume we would remember you?
I will admit, being retarded enough to believe a woman can be pregnant for eleven months is special, but that you actually talked to doctors about it?
I needed this laugh, thanks.
11 months pregnant? Wut
Hi /adv/, I hope all is well with you. I'll try and keep it quick. Weird situation, but I feel others may be in the same boat
>going to uni
>See grill for a year
>she was cute and nerdy, just the kind of chick I like
>at the time saw she wasn't a good influence, very selfish at times and princess-syndrome
>at times felt like I was dealing with a child
>end up breaking up, she...
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>>16950791
Dude, you just proved to yourself this girl is a bitch. Fuck people who are depressed and have problems. I'm sorry for them in a sense - in a lot of ways its not really their fault, mostly a culmination of shitty parenting, but if they haven't moved on, or better themselves, they aren't good for you, or someone who has done something with their fucking life.
OP Bump
>>16950832
As I understand it, it's more of a genetically-depressed deal. I know a lot of people say they have depression when they stub their toe, but the impression I got was that it's common in the family line.
I know what you're saying though, thanks. The problem is that I understand fully why I shouldn't give a fuck, but it's not something I can shake off. It's weird.
I had social problems all my life. Even as a child I didn't get along with other kids. I was an outcast my whole life. Never had any friends. In my teens I got diagnosed with autism after some very shitty years in school. I am now 20 years old and the equivalent of a high school dropout in my country. I've always felt like I was inferior to my peers and it's no different now. I still feel like a child, both mentally and physically.
I still can't accept that I am autistic, despite multiple doctors telling me so. Everyone says that the diagnosis fits...
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>>16950754
>I keep comparing myself to other people my age and that keeps me from moving forward
So don't.
/thread
>>16950758
It's not as easy as that. I can't just flip a switch.
I basically fucked up on college app
I got rejected by 5 out of 8 colleges and still waiting on the last 3 that is very likely to reject me.
Good thing is that I have done so many APs and have passed them that I can finish community college in a year.
Should I just join the army or just go to community college?
I am not a slacker and have been successful on my academics ever since I came to the US
I assume it was the gpa that I brought from Korea that messed me up
What's your advice?
Any other advice is welcome as well
Ask urself what u want with life. Then answer ur own question. Waiting a year before going to college may sound embarrassing but if its going to get u into a better place in life later on then why not?
>>16950739
Go to community college. I would recommend that for anyone; even if they didn't fuck up. You'll save money and you'll carry a great GPA if you aren't an idiot.
Then apply to the best school in your state. It's almost guaranteed you'll get in because you'll be a "nontraditional" student and they have to mix shit up.
I dropped out of high school. Got a GED. Went to community college for three years because I'm terrible at math. Then I transferred into...
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>>16950933
What if you fucked up your CC GPA? Any way of helping that?
I wanna fuck other dudes but I don't really wanna break up with my bf. We cool and all but sometimes my primitive neanderthal instincts kick in. Wat do
Be a civilized person and be faithful?
>>16950723
>fuck other dudes
>stay with boyfriend
Pick one, neanderthal.
>>16950723
>but I don't really wanna break up with my bf.
Pick.
Stay with your boyfriend, and be happy, or break up.
I'd like your opinions on teeth-whitening products. Preferably inexpensive ones that I can buy in-store. Are there any to avoid?
You generally want to look for a product with "professional" in its name and with carbamide peroxide as the primary active ingredient. Stick to ones with trays and gel, not strips.
Before you take that step, however, please do two things. The first is to go to the store and buy something labeled "anti-plaque rinse." Plax is a common brand for this stuff but the off-brands work just great too. The ingredient you're looking for is sodium lauryl sulfate (SLS). These rinses are basically detergents that you swish around your mouth for 30-60 seconds...
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>>16950753
Wow thanks. My teeth aren't too bad so maybe the rinse will be enough
>>16950753
Not him, but why assume he doesn't know about plaque? That just comes off with brushig anyway doesn't it?
