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to clear something up shes a lesbian so the whole shes straight thing isnt the issue.My issue is that we're pretty close friends we've had some serious conversations,we also draw nsfw stuff for each other and know each others kinks,ive never been this close to anyone,so im scared to lose this connection on top of this she has a friend thats super clingy if i do end up dating her shell hate me,the girl i like also has had some horrible past relationships with other friends that made her swear off dating friends so i feel like theres no chance for me
>>16946239
>so im scared to lose this connection on top of this she has a friend thats super clingy
she has two friends that are super clingy
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GODDAMN coffee makes me hornier than a bored goat. I swear 5 minutes into my first cup of coffee of the day I want to fuck everything in sight, including but not limited to the 45-year-old single mom receptionist. Does anyone else get a horny surge from coffee?
>your captcha if you respond will require you to select all the drinks
>also, to make it an advice thread, should I drink more coffee?
I don't drink coffee but this makes me want to start.
No. The only times I've ever had caffeine made me feel groggy and bad.
I have no idea what I want to do with my life.
I'm a Senior in high school and I have a very good ACT score (31) and can go to pretty much any college in my state (KY) for free.
The problem is I don't know what I want to do, I'd love to be a detective yet I'm colorblind. I'm really interested in finance and the stocks, I loved history and wanted to be an Archeologist but not really anymore. Most Important of all I want to be happy and very wealthy.
>please guide me
>>16946051
Best way to narrow down choices is to talk to people in fields that youre interested in, take classes, volunteer, and get internships/part-time jobs. Its still possible that you wont like the job or field once you ACTUALLY start working but itll help for now. Plus, theres a very good chance ppl from your generation will go through a few career changes in their lifetime.
Usually, I advise people in situations like yours I to do community college for a year or two, while you figure things out, and then transfer the credits to a school where you then focus on your major. This is a very cost-effective path to a four-year degree, and it doesn't hurt you at all. People care that you have a degree, yes, but they're not generally interested in the minutiae of exactly how you got it.
What makes your case different is that you've got places offering you free rides already. Community college is cost-effective, yes, but even they...
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hey /adv/, i just remembered something terrible i did when i was very young and i need some perspective.
>be me
>4th or 5th grade
>go visit relatives house to play with cousins
>one of them is a girl, the other a boy
>boy and i are being really creepy and start trying on female underwear
>i jump on top of him and shout "sex" but i don't actually do anything, he thinks...
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Lots of people do fucked up shit when they are kids and don't know any better, it's why they don't send kids to prison
I absolve you of all guilt
>>16946021
Sex play is normal for kids anon, if you'd actually had sex it would be a different story but kids are weird and attempting to act out things they don't understand is normal behavior.
where the fuck do send this to?
>am truck driver
>used e-file with taxslayer
>federal return has been processing for the last six weeks I've been on the road
>finally get home
>have 1095a letter in mailbox
>instructed to send 8962 form with my 1040
>have already sent 1040 electronically
>cant edit return because already...
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>>16946044
I don't give a shit about being in trouble. I want my godamn money that they owe me.
>>16946044
i don't think this guy is accurate
i've been in similar situation and I had to go back to the IRS center, the main one, PHYSICALLY, to get this shit clear.
Ever since I was 16 I started thinking about death and the nothingness that will follow. I started thinking about the time before my birth, of course you don't exist and that period is absolute blank in your mind. I know that most people get over it, but I can't. If I start thinking about too much, imagining that last moment of life before I forget everything, before I just disappear makes my heart race. I start questioning life itself, why do we live, is there a purpose if it's all the same after you die? We are just complex chemical reactions, consciousness...
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>>16945985
these are the oldest questions oft mankind. welcome to the part who's asking Them. you don't need to get over it. you already found out that this topic will accompany you for the Rest of your life. but don't worry, the flavour will change. it will also help you focus on what is really worth spending time with on this earth. for example when you get children you will get a feeling that there can be things that are more important to you than youself.
besides, how do you know that there was nothing...
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Always remember you're not missing out, everybody, including everybody, will pass away eventually. Create a legacy - Bowie achieved auditory immortality.
So I was in study hall and I had to take a crap, I goto the bathroom and the normal stall is broke. Great. I go in the disabled stall which is pretty big. Anyway I heard the door open and I moan. I think nothing of it as I see this kids head pop under the door and says "hellooo." I'm thinking wtf then he slides him self under the door complely, I quickly pull my pants up and try to get out. This kid I now know is retarded. He grabs my arm and says "no fight, okayyy?" He grabs my arm and starts soflty hitting me with the other. I push him away and sprint...
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Yes, because that is an incident and they need to know in order to help better understand how to help. It doesn't need to be a big deal, particularly if it didn't fuck you up or anything, but its better for him if you let someone who works with him know, nit in a "I want him in trouble way" but a "I'm worried about this thing the broken person you work with did"
>>16945968
>underage b&
1. What is the appropriate number of business days to wait before you call asking about the status of a job application?
2. What is the appropriate number of calls and e-mails to send before completely giving up on said job?
Note: I don't mean general calls and e-mails, I mean targetted calls to the actual human beings who post these job listings. A lot of them are in LinkedIn so I can find their phone numbers pretty easily, or if not that I'll just call the front desk and ask to be forwarded. I know that if I just put my stuff into some faceless ATS that...
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Did they tell you when they'll be in touch? If not, then give them three days, then another three days. Don't bother emailing, those are easy to ignore
>>16945896
I've already given up on getting e-mail responses and even LinkedIn messages so I'm just focused on phone calls.
In this case I am referring to jobs on linkedin where you can see who posted the job listing, and jobs on other sites where contact information is included, so they haven't said when they'll be in touch.
Britfag here, going to be heading to university in september
I know that the time being a student is one of the main factors of whether you will be financially fucked in the future unless you're responsible
What are good practices and things I should know so I don't end up a poorfag?
Anything you wish you would've told yourself as a student?
I'm just looking for general advice
>inb4 you shouldn't go to uni if you want money
>>16945591
>Anything you wish you would've told yourself as a student?
Don't go until you're read. Also, if you don't have the expected expenses, cost, and all 4 years preplanned on excel you're already behind. No i'm not trolling.
>>16945608
But looking at the student finance, the grant and allowances cover my living costs which would be supplemented with a pt job
also, you don't have to pay back the tuition fees until you're over a certain income
Hi /adv/
I'm a 30 year old and I've only ever fucked two women in my life. 2nd is my fiance who I am going to marry in half a year. We've been together for almost a year.
Somehow, I want to know what it is like to have sex with other women. My fiance has had sex with over 20 different men and she now wants to settle down. This makes me feel a bit insecure and wonder, if I shouldn't have gone out there and fuck around? Will I regret that I marry this woman? Somehow, I believe, it wouldn't bother me if my fiance hadn't had as many men as she had...
Go fuck other woman. What your fiance doesnt know wont hurt her. Do you really wanna go through the rest of your life with only being with two women.
>>16945275
If you are so insecure about it then go ahead and do it. Won't change that your fiance has had enough dick to fill a lake.
Alright. I had an interview 2 weeks ago and the dude said he will contact everybody in 2 weeks. He did not contact me yet. I want to seem like I'm the creme of the crop here ya hear me. How should I send an email to this dude saying. "Hey! Hey you! Yeah you in the suit! C'mere! I said c'mere.You gonna hire me dude? You gonna hire me motherfucker?".
It's possible the dude said he was gonna contact everybody at the end of this week. All I remember is he said 2 weeks.
Just ask him via E-Mail if there are any News about your application
>>16945265
He may have just let u a down easy. I know own I've said simular things like that when ppl who were to subpar for Walmart
This isn't even asking if I have it, I know I have it.
First time in my life I'm going to be 100% honest with someone.
>24
>Australian
>No drivers licence
>Studying at university
>Back with parents after bad break up
>Always worked
Things I worry about constantly.
- Gynaecomastia
- Cleft chin
- How I walk
- Driving
- Weight
- Muscle...
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These are all pretty normal things. I wouldn't worry about it.
>>16945151
>>24
>>Australian
>>No drivers licence
>>Studying at university
>>Back with parents after bad break up
>>Always worked
I have the same.
You are male then?
Have you noticed improvements with age?
>tfw no clingy/stalker gf
>>16945143
This is one of those ideas that seems hot because of anime but, in real life, is terrifying and dangerous.
Just keep fantasizing bc the reality isn't worth pursuing
>>16945149
I don't watch anime...but I would be down for a clingy gf or "cute stalker" type- as in "waits outside your house" not "kills your cat" kind
Is it possible to make a decent living in a job that makes a positive contribution to the world?
I'm not really personable/smart/driven enough to become a business visionary or therapist or lawyer or anything. I'm pretty well built for anonymous, Sisyphean pencil pushing, I'd just like to be a cog in a machine that actually matters.
But also a machine that works - I'd prefer to treat a cause rather than a symptom, I definitely don't want to waste my life to a broken system. I'd love to be a part of inching towards a future where we can...
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>>16945121
Teaching
Charity administration
Social work
Government
Press
etc
etc
>>16945121
Usually most of the jobs that actually "make a difference" are hard labor jobs that suck dick. However I work as an environmental field tech, which I go out to a site and environmental remediation, and find it rather enjoyable as it does make a big difference to the people that live there.
You're always going to be a cog in the machine but that doesn't mean you have to hate your job you just have to find something you're passionate about.
how do I deal with a situation where
2 sisters are in love with me
I love the older one
I was in a relationship with the younger one for 7 months
Me and the bigger one always secretly loved eachother
We still do
The younger one doesn't know
She's not sure how she'll react, but she said if I told her that we're together she'll likely 'disown' her as a sister or whatever
I somehow want to help the older one find a solution to this cause I'm not interested in the younger one, whereas I have actual strong feelings...
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>>16945099
What happens isn't really your decision to make. The older sister is going to have to figure this one out and whether or not she wants a potentially permanently estranged relationship with some of her family.
If the older sister is willing to do that, you can try to explain to the younger one that this isn't you deciding between the two of them, it's whether or not you're with the older sister or no one.
I don't know why the fuck you would be with someone while you're in...
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>>16945099
Break up with the younger, then give it a solid year or some chunk of time like that before you start in with the older.
That way it at least won't appear to her like you were cheating on her with her biggie sis.
