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On the Last day of school me and my friends took some baby hawiian seeds and got high, it was fun but someone found out the teachers know, as far as i know no one has mentioned my name and everyone has kept quite so far.
What should i do if i am being questioned???
what should i say?
Nothing
>>16956232
thats what my friend has done, but the teacher threatened to call the police and their parents, if my parents find out they'll kill me just for being around them
Are these definitive signs that a relationship isn't going to work?
I can't see any way to work with this mindset.
>I do what I want, I don't do frustration, I don't wait
This is marginally okay in relationships. People should really be responsible for their needs. I'd recommend just a touch more patience but I can respect the idea in general.
>I don't do compromise
This part doesn't work. You have to have the four or five brain cells it takes to understand that if YOU have needs, S/HE has needs too. Well what happens when those are mutually exclusive? Sometimes you have to budge and sometimes...
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>>16956211
Welp
Married Oldfag here, post your questions
You know the drill
How many partners did your s/o have before settling with you?
Go away.
>>16955996
I don't like to ask, it's none of my business what she did before she committed to me.
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Why am I so obsessed with the idea of incest?
It's all I want to fantasize about. It's all I read about on Literotica. It's all I want to chat about on Omegle. I spend hours talking dirty about it in my email chats when I should be working. It's pretty much my go-to fantasy. And I'm not even remotely attracted to my dad.
Well, IRL, incest is usually sexual abuse. In Literotica stories, incest is sex with a person with an established level of trust, love and affection, and a sort of "taboo/we can't tell anyone" element to it that makes it seem kinky. So it can basically be the most vanilla, romantic fluff, but it still feels kinky and raunchy, and that's generally why people like it.
I don't know why, but you'll probably find a load of possible partners who'll enjoy role-playing it with you. Nothing to worry about.
>>16955974
I dunno but I'm in the exact same boat. I think it's sexy as all get out but I don't have the slightest attraction to my actual family members.
>>16955983
>>16955974
have any of you guys ever read goldeniangels Keeping it in the Family series on literotica? ohhhmygawsh
Why do I get rated as a 5 by guys and as a 6/7 by girls in /soc/?
>>16955951
Because guys see you as competition and girls feel sorry for you.
Ya ugly faggot.
>>16955951
Because phony ass aliens decided its time to take their revenge.
Yesterday I bought a dog
This morning I ate an apple
Any experience with CompTIA or similar certificates?
Looking to work in the IT field, but i can't exactly do that with a high school diploma, and can't afford college.
What are my alternatives?
You could study and take the tests on your own, or if you're poor and under 24 you could try job corps. Honestly a google search could probably have answered all your questions..
>>16955906
So could every question on this board faggot.
Op, I have a CompTIA and did get a temp contract as 1st line support, it was pretty cheap, but it only lasts 3 years now I think.
>>16955906
23. Just googled Job corps, and it is something USA only, and i'm in EU. Seems like its a work-for-experience kind of thing? I don't think i am able to dedicate longer periods of time for something like that if i don't get paid. Rent isn't gona pay itself
>>16955910
Oh so i need to take it every 3 years again, or just renew it pay paying for it again?
Is it even worth it then? Trying to figure out my alternatives here
What's a good way to find clubs/circles/whatever you call of people with your same hobbies them near your area?
I tried www.meetup.com but here it's either all political crap or yoga.
I would like to know as well.
>>16955833
Check out a local university's clubs.
Google [name of activity] [name of city]
I went to the stores selling the hobby materials and found groups (set up by stores, posters in their walls).
I love my gf and we have great sex but there's one thing - she doesn't suck me off at all because she had a bad experience when she was a teenager.
we're both young and at college
is it worth bringing up or am I a dick for sorta wanting her to suck me off sometimes..? I lick her whenever we do any sex stuff
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>>16955821
Just be patient. Ask her what happened and try and reassure her it won't happen again.
>>16955821
It's not her fault your dick smells like her dad's. I'd say just get your bj from elsewhere.
Blowjobs aren't all that great anyway. Respect her wishes. She might change her mind one day anyway.
I recently took an IQ test on iqtest.dk (which is really accurate, it's not a meme site)
I usually get 102 but this time I got 118.
Because I basically cheated and didn't just straight off copy the answers, but I wanted to understand them.
Anyways, that's irrelevant.
Estimated IQ is 102, what do?
Am I useless now?
I wanted to live a good life and always expected to have high intelligence.
They will make me have an IQ test next year in university and once they see this shit then I'm gone, it's over.
Fuck me
Is...
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>>16955793
Given the fact you trust online IQ tests, this seems pretty accurate, if random.
>>16955795
As I said, Iqtest.dk is pretty accurate in terms of online testing.
I know most are memes but if you want a quick one it's the most accurate it can get.
Also note how I said "estimated"
Did you even read what I wrote?
Even if it were your real IQ, it doesnt reall say much about you. People overestimate IQ-Tests massively.
Besides that college is way more about worth ethic.
So chill the fuck out, you are still worth something and you can still accomplish all your goals.
E R Y girl has at least 4-5 guys asking her out at all times
>as a man you have to initiate almost the split second you become attracted to her
>women will literally never experience difficulty in dating
>they will never do any work and their most difficult job consists of which guy they'll allow to take care of them
>men have to slog through rejection after rejection for potentially years on end
>>16955768
>literally E V E R Y
>>16955768
its not fair but thats how it is anon you have to learn to deal with it, also you shouldnt talk about it people dont like it when this is brought up
>>16955768
Yes, I'm sure it sometimes feels like that. But there are enough posts to /adv/ from girls saying "Why can't I get a guy?" to prove you wrong.
Maybe you're going at it the wrong way. Try getting to know a girl - and more importantly letting her get to know you - before making a move on her.
You might not be the first to ask, but you might be more likely to be successful.
It seems every girl i meet is already dating someone or is not into me.
How do i deal with the loneliness /adv/?
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>>16955726
lower standards
improve self and date younger
>>16955726
You forget about girls and start making friends any way you can. Then when your social skills improve you'll find someone in your extended friends group. Plus you'll be more confident and not come across like the pathetic whiny loser you appear as now.
>>16955739
Good answer
what are some good strategies/tips to becoming less socially awkward? i don't like talking to people and in general harbor feelings of malice and general ill-will to strangers who i don't know because i don't want to talk to them. i have autism btw
I've posted details of "my project" here on /adv/ before. It worked for me, and it might work for you as well. I'll post it again tonight when i'm on my laptop, if the thread is still around.
>>16955714
thanks, i'll make sure to check back when i wake up later today
i think i have more of a defeatist attitude to social interactions since i think for some reason whatever i do/say might make people not like me
>>16955714
im also going to check on this thread, interested to see your post
I am a girl from Canada. A week ago, I realised that I was selected for a three-week exchange trip to Germany. I have an online friend whom I've been talking to for more than 2 years and he lives in Munich. My uni does not offer any exchange opportunities to Munich so I picked Berlin , but I plan to stay behind and travel to Munich and other German cities later on.
My parents are thinking about joining me after visiting Berlin. I think it is awkward if they come along when meeting an online friend. I don't have any German friends irl, so I cannot lie about how...
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You're a fucking college student. Develop a backbone and just go see your friend. You don't have to discuss it with your parents; inform them of your plans and if they want to come with have them delay or change plans so you can spend 1 on 1 time with your friend.
You are omitting valuable information.
Are you trying to fuck this random German dude whom you've never actually met before?
If yes, then you are right to be worried about your parents reaction because you are literally flying across the world to go hop on some dude's dick.
If no, you have nothing to worry about because you are in college and this is just a random friend you've talked with for awhile that you finally wanted to put a face to and meet up with to talk about life.
I suspect you are trying to fuck this German boy, or it...
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>>16955672
Tell them you meet in Berlin while you were there with school and you clicked, and he invited you to see Munich before leaving.
Hello /adv/.
Theres this girl i know and i think i'm falling for her but the problem is she has a boyfriend. We both play this online game and she always wants to do shit with me, chats me all the time and we talk until the morning when i dont work.
Her boyfriend lives two hours away from her and she never talks about him. Is she playing with me? Is she using me? Why she's giving me false hopes? I dont want to end up in the friendzone because i'm really interested in her.
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You're giving yourself false hope, just accept the friend zone or get the fuck out.
Unless her bf cheats on her it's unlikely this'll end well for you. You're basically her playmate.
Bump for OP.
This is literally happening to me too. I get drunk with her on TeamSpeak, and she never mentions her BF. She gets excited when we play CSGO and I just can't even.
She may just like your company. She is probably not overthinking about it.
How far do you live from each other?
Okay, so I hooked up with this one chick, said she hadn't had sex in a while and she was clean bla bla bla. We fucked, she gave me head and I gave her head. Days later, my throat is sore. I went to check it and I see shit on my tonsils. Freaking the fuck out, I google-fued this shit and my results are inconclusive. It could be an STD or strep throat, or a passing fever or some shit. I'd love for someone to give me the run down, like is it likely an STD or strep throat, the reaction was so soon? I don't know what to make of it. Pic related, my tonsils look like...
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>>16955654
Horrible plan. My brother caught so many fucking viruses from eating out a girl who looked as clean as a fresh washed car. It's all about the soot you can't see. Herpes can appear on tonsils as fucking anything, from blisters to huge white lesions
>>16955654
grats bro you're the 20% :)
>>16955654
I caught gonnoreha (no idea spelling) this way. In my mouth! Which i didnt even know was possible. I dont even know who i got it from as i ricky go down on anyone who didnt look clean. I think it took just under a week for my tosils to swell up. They said at the clinic that when you get it orally its really hard to tell when you will get symptons as i can be dormant for a really long time. Anyways i just went to a clinic... All fixed in 48 hours. Good kick anon!!
