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I find that women like me more when I'm going out of my way to be a douchebag to them. Is it supposed to be like this?
>>16957557
They like the confidence. You might not notice, but you are probably acting more outgoing and aggressive when you are "acting like a douchebag". There are ways to be confident without doing so, but it may be hard for some to pull off. If the asshole routine is successful for you then just run with it. Do whatever gets you the results you want.
>>16957569
This one girl once told me that she likes it when I'm mean to her and that it's funny.
Is this what it means to be a Chad?
>>16957616
That's part of being a "Chad" I guess, sure. When you are mean to them they usually assume you are teasing them/flirting with them. I mean unless you are really over the top hurtful. You just have to know the boundaries.
/adv/, I have my medfag final exams in six weeks. These include scenarios... Virtually all clinical based, involving patients, investigations etc. But there's one situation that's come up before that asks you to break it to a colleague that they smell bad (people have been talking about it on the ward)
Yes, what the fuck, and all that... But how would one actually go about doing this in a professional manner, that doesn't offend? None of my peers have come up with truly good answers. You can start the conversation as you like and act like you know them...
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>>16957511
Also happy to answer medical questions in return for answers/bumps
I may not know, but I'll know where to look
Be direct. "Hey, I mean no offense or anything but you kinda smell."
Don't drop lame hints like a bitch.
>>16957537
In real life, absolutely
But the actors act like a bitch. They want you to play the game. If I said that they'd react by blowing up in my face and shouting or something (again, unlikely to happen in real life)
It's all about 'communication' skills... I can't just walk in, say that, expect he appreciates it and sit down staring at the floor for the next 10mins until the next station
>Roast me with some advice
Be gentle I'm a special snow flake who needs extra care
>>16957474
>Roast me
NORMIES
GET
OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What a Fucking Queer!!!!!!!!!
Only a fat ass lonely white boy would post some shit like this!!!!!!!
This is an 18+ board
My girlfriend wants to buy a dildo as I'll be away travelling for a couple months. This makes me insecure but I don't want to tell her she can't.
What do I do? Anyone else been in this position before?
>>16957426
Better a dildo than another guy.
>>16957426
You're feeling insecure over a piece of plastic? Jfc, you have bigger problems in your life than your gf's dildo.
A girl who would rather buy a dildo than cheat on me?
Sign me up.
I've been feeling down lately, never wanting to come out of my room or wanting to do my school work or my animations. Everything that made me happy before never makes me truly happy anymore. What should I do?
>inb4 anon is fag
I probably am lol
I should mention that I have had thoughts of suicide but I know I'm never going to harm myself, I just can't do that to me.
Seek professional help, anon. Depression needs treatment we cannot provide through mere words.
How do you "normalize" as a person? I think the internet has ruined my ability to deal with people, and interact normally. I spent too much time away from normal people and I've lost a lot of people skills in many ways.
Is there a way to get this back?
get off the internet for awhile senpai
it's not hard
>>16957418
hey bro just get a workout buddy and hit the showers haha what is this writing looks french XD
>>16957427
>>16957424
That's it? How long? Like a week?
can somebody translate this for me?
buddy's gf found it in her bag she left unattended at a bar.
>>16957402
"The pleasure of being cummed inside"
>>16957409
edgy
>>16957402
looks arabic ... do you know what language that is?
What's up with all the shitty relationship help threads here?
Anyways, I'm going to do shrooms with 4 friends who have NEVER done shrooms before. I have, a few times, so I was planning on being the trip sitter but also take like 3.5g of shrooms.
Any advice? I think I can handle it but I'm worried one, if not all of them will have bad trips? One of them is a kisless virgin, the other two are chads and the fourth is a weeb 9/10 girl.
Just tell them all to calm the fuck down. Things could go badly but that's how it is. Just focus on your trip and don't let theirs get you down.
I have experience with this, did shrooms for the first time in a similar group to yours
my advice
Do it in the middle of the day, go outside and just lay in fields/take in the outdoors
Don't eat anything at least 12h before, so you get the maximum effect
Don't forget sunscreen and sunglasses
Bring water
Enjoy living and breathing
>>16957337
Will do!
But my first time when I was just 20 I went full existential crisis, went for a walk to the forest and left my friends behind and started having all these negative thoughts about the universe being so vast and me being an insignificant part of it, existing was meaningless, also my heart was beating fast and it was hard to breathe.
My second time was fantastic tho, enjoying the fractals and shit. I just want them to not kill themselves and learn a good life lesson while they're at it.
My gcse exams are next month
Anyone knows any good ways to revise?
Underage get out
>>16957314
Heh, my eldest is doing hers next month too. What subjects are you doing?
It's a really good idea to work to a schedule. Plan to do a couple of hours revision a night, and set a time that you're going to do it. Don't try and spend every waking hour in your books, otherwise you'll get fed up with it and you wan't take as much in, or you'll give up all together. Do 40 minuites, then take a break, rinse and repeat three times, job done.
As far as revision material goes, take...
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>>16957314
CGP books my dude. If you memorise them word for word and repeat exactly what they say in your exams you will get an A*. Well in science at least.
Hey guys, im 21 and im going on my first date in 2 hours. I know, sad that im just now getting to go on one.
What are some things to do and to definitely not do?
Do:
>talk
>be yourself
>enjoy yourself
Don't:
>forget to go to the bank beforehand
>eat foods that will make you fart
>expect sex
>make up things (very important. You lie, you have to remember that lie. You tell the truth, you already know the truth)
Ask them questions and get them to talk about themselves.
Avoid topics like religion and politics for the first date unless it occurs somewhat naturally
I would say other than that just try to be nice and give decent responses if they have questions for you too. I've had dates where I ask questions asking about career interests and hobbies and get the verbal equivalent of a shrug. I think that is a huge turn off, at least for me. Show some depth.
Do NOT:
treat it like an interview where you're desperately trying to get the job of "boyfriend" or "fuck buddy".
Do:
Think of it as just hanging out with an interesting person, who you happen to be there with while trying to do things you already find fun. Relax.
If you guys have chemistry, it'll be apparent and you guys will just do what human nature does when two people get along, and just flow(as long as you don't hype yourself up so much you over analyze every second of every moment and completely fuck your ability...
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I really dislike women. Like their personalities in general. I have seen the traits of what I dislike in women in pretty much every woman I know. Which is a lot since in both hs and college the ratio of women to men was near 7:3.
I swallowed the red pill and it was comforting, but not really what I want. Where can I find women who arent terrible people to interact with and date. Its pretty hard meeting people after college in general and when I do they are the usual crazy, manipulate, slut, etc.
Met a lot of women in a cooking class. Was fun but same issues. I convinced...
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Maybe try online meetups, if you live in a decent sized city they can be divided into interest such as reading/crafts.
Date other butthurt men and bask in male superiority together
It's hard. Also inb4 cucks and femanons trash your thread since apparently /adv/ is now some liberal safespace.
Women are generally devious, untrustworthy in their basic conditioning. Find one who was raised differently. if you're talking about dating you need to spend a lot of time getting to know a chick before you invest.
How would one go about leaving their country to live somewhere else?
Im basically at a crisis.
Help me change my life for the better.
I live in an Eastern European country where having an annual salary of 20k € is good (like the amount you make in a year). So basically, if you dont want to live in one of the "bad" cities in which the majority live, youll have to pay house loans for 30+ years, which seems insane to me. With all the expenses and little to no income you basically have enough money for food and thats about it. Its retarded.
We have a shitty...
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It's a crapshoot desu, senpai.
You're better off asking google but I have no doubt that money is the #1 thing you must have to at least survive for a bit while you get your footing.
Dunno how it is in Europe, if your country part of the EU then you can porbably migrate easily. In the US you have H1b1 option as well as a few others but it's basically indentured servitude as it doesn't transfer from whatever company sponsored you and i don't know of the numbers of people who actually went and got legal through that route.
>Im...
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study, and study more, and when you have a bsc/msc/something like that, then you will have no questions left anymore, cause then it will be so easy to move.
just bear the shit for 3-5 more years, till you get a degree. it's much more expensive and hard to get a degree outside of eastern europe. the education system is ofc quite shitty, but at least it's cheap as fuck compared to most of the rest of the world, and it's not as shitty as it may seem from over there.
this does not apply if you already know some programming languages that you can code...
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>>16957153
oh and everyone has great leadership capabilities, also no one on earth is stupid.
at least that's what everyone thinks of themselves, so stop feeling like a special snowflake right now.
There's this girl. She had a long relationship with a "friend" but they had a bad breakup after she found he was texting other girls. Then another "friend" professed his love to her, she rejected him (he is very overweight). Then she had a fling thing with another of my friends (I actually like this guy), he rejected her. I criticized him for this but I later asked her out on a date. She let me down nicely telling me something along the lines of if all the previous stuff with my friends hadn't happened, she probably would have said yes.
Months...
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She sounds like a bitch who likes to verbally abuse you for no reason. It kind sounds like she may be stringing you along to boost her ego and for her own personal amusement. You might want to start hanging out with her less.
>>16957157
Sounds about right desu.
>>16957157
Confirmed
I live in Canada and they've been making a trashy story with our lives for amusement.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6sDqmRjzkJFckxLQXV4eUdJeDQ/view?usp=sharing
Even the last cab driver made a cryptic comment about Patrick. That being a sponge bob comment about the cube (me) and the triangle (Erinz).
These people are obsessed with being cryptic about our lives being mind controlled and raped by Canadians in forced relationships.
What can I do to find the woman and make her know what I'm aware of so she can hopefully reject the molester...
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>>16957126
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
>>16957126
Oops I meant star shape = Erin z
>>25706785
Every time I so much as sit I'm the drivers seat in my boyfriends car, I get so overwhelmed. I shake really bad and I feel like I'm going to cry, it feels hard to breathe too. I want to learn to drive, and my boyfriend wants to teach me but I get this feeling from just sitting in the drivers seat when the car is off. Is there any hope for me? Is there anything I can do to calm my nerves or do I need to look into medication?
i barely trust my own parents with my car. like hell i'd let some girl drive it. dude's ballsy.
Well none of us are your psychiatrist, so who knows. I recommend seeing a professional.
>>16957120
Do it in a parking lot where no one is around. Its not that bad. Do you know how to ride a bike?
