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How can I roar really loud, like a lion? Not a crackling pre-pubescent scream that's annoying, I'm talking about something that can be described as a mighty rorar. The ideal situation would be this:
A huge feline predator gets all growly and fangy and in that attack stance they do, and roars at you to make you scared of how much he's gonna fuck you up. Only you roar back even louder and more intimidating, and he just fucks off.
How can you out-roar a lion? Is it humanely achievable?
Pavarotti could do it.
But you might need some mechanical aid
>>16958776
smoke crack
Why is it that in the conversations I have about thinks I say so much and they have so little to say? I'm passionate about what I'm talking about and trying to figure things out and they just have basic responses. Not saying I'm better or that they're worse because of it though, I'm just confused.
I'm just the one asking the questions, I let people know what works for me, and they just give short answers, like okay, yes, no. And I know you're going to say "they don't want to talk, don't like you" but these people...
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Maybe you smell??
You're probably insufferable
>>16958768
I feel this sometimes too. Maybe we're assholes.
Or existing all together..
Keep posting here but advice never satifies me..
Both parents have degrees, both sides of senpai. have degrees. I wish I was smart enough to go through with becoming a graphical engineer and work with programming actual game engines.
Problem stars with this, I am too weak minded, and too attached to tech, videogames, porn, self evaluations, and the scenarios I brew in my head.
Additionally I feel no attachment to any country being that I am a guest in US under the DREAM Act.
>inb4 go back to mexico
Raised...
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>>16958725
>Both parents have degrees, both sides of senpai. have degrees.
Am I just really damn tired or does this make no sense?
>>16958729
Not sure why that happened.. It was supposed to say both sides of the family...
>>16958732
I don't even use autocorrect.
Where the fuck do creative people younger than 20 hang out? I'm barely 18 & awkward as fuck due to a stutter, but I make tons music & art. Everyone at shows & art shows are either in their 20's or boring as fuck, help.
Nothing wrong w/ ppl 20+, I'm just not really attracted to people more than a year or so older than me.
>>16958717
There's nothing wrong with talking to people in their 20's. As long as you don't act like an immature idiot, it shouldn't be a problem. Similar interests can bring people of different generations together. You might even learn a thing or two from them.
t. 19 year old drawfag who was in the same situation
>>16958750
yeah! most of my friends are 20+ and they're all really cool ppl. I haven't met anyone who I've been remotely attracted to since I finished highschool & started hanging out in the art & music scenes.
I'm a little worried I'm getting addicted to prostitutes. In January I was really sexually frustrated and in a 2 year dry spell, so I decided to bite the bullet and paid $160 for a prostitute. It was a bad experience - only lasted 15 minutes, she was older and less attractive than in her backpage pics (I'm in the US). I told myself I'd never do it again. Then a few weeks later in February I was on a work trip. I got drunk on two separate nights and got hookers to come to my hotel room, paid $180 and $120. The first one I fucked without a condom, so I could...
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Hey man, fucking hookers is ok. Getting addicted is not. How does it make you feel powerful? You haven't spent that much.
Dude. Just get fit and spit some game at bars and clubs. Tons of girls will sleep with you. It isnt 100% like hookers but its way cheeper. Also if uget a really horny gf thats like free sex all the time
Please stop. The real experience is getting you. Also you can actually be under a spell....
Stop. The only thing this can lead you to is becomming a bum and being sexually frustrated.
There is always a cache
/adv/ I want to apply for a master's degree, I'm an architect and I want to know what are the best schools or career paths that you know of. I'm not sure if I want to do an Mba or keep in line with just architecture or a related field. These are the three options so far:
>MSc in Advanced Sustainable Design - University of Edinburgh (1 year)
>Master of architecture - Studio One - Berkeley California (1 year)
>MBA - Yale (2 years)
I'm pretty sure I can...
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Do you agree that brutalism is the best form of architecture in the modern world?
>>16958563
i like brutalism, but i get why people find it cold or rough.
for this day and age tho...I don't think so
>inb4 current year
Anyone else on here have body dysmorphia?
That would include anorexia, but I mean -- thinking you have a huge nose when no one else thinks so kind of thing.
How do you deal with it?
>>16958517
My best friend does. But I'm pretty damn sure he has BPD and made it up as a manipulation strategy at this point
>>16958526
What does he say is the problem?
I had it really really bad for about a year and a half but I realize I always had this tendency but it got to the point where I had legit hallucinations and stuff... I am interested how other people experience the disorder
>>16958526
NPD*
Graduating in a few weeks (Business Management) and I have no clue what type of jobs I should be applying for.
All I know is that I would like a job where I sit around at a desk and do stuff. I have a lot of work experience but it is all shitty jobs like restaurant and retail work.
What are some good jobs where you just sit around at a desk most of the day?
You should've used your time in school to build relationships. You know what they call "networking."
I can give you a job. You can sit at my desk and do "stuff." It pays zero dollars but it fits your criteria nicely.
Really though, You are limited only by the appetite of your ambition.
>>16958466
im graduating ahead of all my classmates since i took summer semesters. those contacts wont be useful for another 8 months.
I really hope you know what you're asking for OP when you want a desk job cause I work a desk job at an investment firm. holy shit do I want to just blow my fucking brains out.
Will hunching over to use my PC damage my back? I've been doing it for about 5 years now.
>>16958439
Of course it will.
>>16958439
yes. start working on your abdominal muscles
Yes. Do some strecthes and get some life
At work today, we were shooting the shit in someone's office and ended up Facebook creeping on people we're interested in. Mine was someone I've met a time or two but don't see often. When we got around to her, it turns out one of my coworker's close friends is friends with her.
My coworker offered to try to make a connection and try to have us all hang out, but I declined, since I'd rather do my own legwork and it seemed very jr. high. But I don't have many leads on hanging out with her... did I fuck up and give up a good opportunity?
Yes and yes.
It's not too late, though. Talk to your coworker and tell them you've changed your mind about it.
>>16958525
Yeah, I know it's not too late, but the guy that knows her is a dude, and she's a babe. The last thing I want the coworker's friend to do is say he's not going to help, and then tell this girl I'm asking about her.
Maybe you can get the thing arranged without your coworker's friend knowing.
If you choose not to ask for her, do you have a better plan?
She might die, I don't know what I will do if she does. I don't know if I can take it. I have nobody to talk to about this so I am posting on an Internet message board. FML. How did you guys deal with and cope with your mom passing?
If you don't want to deal with it then die before she does. Or grow a spine and relies we all outlive our parents and the wheel in the sky keeps on turning
>>16958380
I'm thinking of following her when she does.
>>16958380
I wouldn't want to go first because that would just hurt her.
We organise time to hang out with each other but it always turns into me watching him play games for the most part or his friends come over and it's not a fucking date anymore.
All I want is some fucking time with this person and I'm getting really pissed. I am not coming over for a few days cause I am just sick of being treated the same all the fucking time
What do to not look like a whiney bitch? I really do just miss him a lot cause we're both busy and hardly get any time just to ourselves, so when we do I actually want to spend time with him
>>16958327
how long have you been going out with this individual?
"Hey anon, if we ever had sex, would you just jack off in the bedroom instead of fucking me?"
"What?! N-no, of course not!"
"Well would you invite all of your friends over for a circle jerk while I sit in the corner watching?"
"What the hell is up with these questions?!"
"Well, considering when I want to spend ANY time with you, you either ignore me to play games or invite your friends over, I'm wondering how you expect our relationship to be when we are both finally ready to be... You know... Intimate."
Try...
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Every consider the possibility that he is just as busy and tries to make time for his friends who are also probably giving him shit (much like yourself, even if subconsciously) for not spending as much time together as they wanted/used to?
The video game thing you just need to be more assertive, just come on to him sexually really strongly. Slap the damn controller out of his hand and get into his lap while sticking your tongue down his throat.
If you just want someone to hold you and talk with you all the time while subsequently ignoring their close friends,...
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i got really drunk at a friend's party and was not subtle at all with a guy I've been crushing on. He was sober and remembers everything, I certainly don't.
We're classmates and very hardly talk in school so I'm unsure how I should proceed from now on. He said/did some thing that would lead me to believe he's at least a little interested or just thinks I'm cute.
Should I not talk to him until I see him in class or can I hit him up on facebook? If the latter, how should I act? Continue to not be subtle about my crush or act as...
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>>16958265
>act as if i don't want anything more than friendship
And then you girls cry that guys you're crushing on don't chase you around. I have no idea who the fuck started the whole "i shoudln't show him i'm interested because he'll think i'm easy" attitude, but it's dumb. Imagine how easy it would be if both sexes were open about it.
>how can i check if he's interested in me?
Sorry to say that but...
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>>16958265
This isn't hard. Talk to him at school, say you had a fun time at the party. See how the conversation goes. If he's cool with it, bring up what you talked about it, see if he'd like to go get coffee or dinner or whatever casual shit you guys do in your area.
If he says no, he's not interested. If he says yes, he's at least giving it a chance, and you go on the date.
>>16958265
What is up with all this high school drama lately?
Did a huge influx of underaged come in? Do mods just not care anymore?
So I'm in high school and I want to get this girl's number. Thing is we're complete strangers to eachother, and don't have any class together. I'm not too sure what I want to tell her when I go up to her but I'm thinking of "Hey I know we don't really know each other but I think you're really pretty and felt like I had to get your number." Pic unrelated, I'm not a weaboo. Thanks
>>16958195
Hey girl, you heard of Pegasus? I want you to set you up with him because his dick is bigger than mine and I hope I can watch you get pleasured by a BBC
If there was a combination of words people could pick to make a person react a certain way and decide to voluntarily hand over information, torture and interrogation wouldn't exist.
>>16958208
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
I've been alone all my life. Anyone I would call a friend always left me or made me feel worse. I have never been in a relationship and have never had any physical contact with anyone. Ive always been a nice person, and everyone thinks I'm a very happy being. I have no family and no friends. I spend my days locked in a dark room, and I recently purchased a revolver which I dry fire at my head whenever Im especially sad. I'm afraid I'll never be able to fall in love because I feel like I could never love someone who hasn't felt the things I've felt....
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>>16958191
>>>/r9k
It is possible if you never leave your room.
There is a whole world for you to explore and many interesting souls out there who you have yet to meet.
>>16958223
I stay in because of the shit I've dealt with outside. I look at everyone as scum even though I'm constantly wanting affection too. I hate meeting people because I can never see anyone as a helpful person to me
