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Dumped by GF because I stopped using drugs and wanted her to do likewise, am now single and back to using drugs to deal with the crushing loneliness.
How do I escape this level of irony?
>>16957384
Do you use heroin?
>>16957384
What drugs op? more backstory?
>>16958617
>>16957615
I wouldn't touch anything as hard as heroin, ever. It's primarily psychedelics and dodgy research chemicals.
Had a bad drug experience in October long into our relationship (which by then had become two people madly in love doing drugs together). When I cut down after that she found another group of people to do drugs with, and I got jealous of her doing things we used to do together with random people.
Earlier this year she dumped me after feeling like I was judging her for doing drugs, and I thought I'd be OK clinging to the improvements I've made to myself.
Problem is, I don't feel any better not doing drugs and doing them never harmed me or affected my worklife or schedule any. So I've lost not just the person I loved but gained nothing out of it if I stop doing drugs.
Someone pointed out how ironic this is the other day and I can't help but feel like I fucked up. Doubly.
Must have elves and meaningful pvp.
>>16957344
Haha what
>>16957344
delete this
>>16957361
Why do you think it's just WoW?
Kinda considered that but in WoW you can't even chat with half the server population. Which makes it harder to find a boyfriend, and also sucks because the purpose of pvp is really to talk mad shit.
I like my thread.
>Filling out job applications
>Have a good name and reputation with a former employer, but I left after nine months because the extremely high-stress environment made me want to explode.
>Gave two week's notice and quit for my mental health
>List as "personal reasons" or "voluntary quit" in "reason for leaving" field
>Interviewer sees this
>Asks why
>Can't tell him the truth, he'll think I'm a slacker, an exaggerator or a ninny who can't handle simple tasks.
What should I write down, instead?
Also, how do I explain unemployment gaps? Most of them I can explain away since 80% of my work history was seasonal, but people don't like it when I tell them "I've spent the past X months looking for work, and I've had a lot of interviews in the past."
Fuck real life.
>>16957316
Alas, I am forced to feed the merciless 4chan machine with SFW sexy images to create traffic. Such is my karma.
>>16957413
Just say you joined a religion or something
That way it'd be illegal to discriminate against you
Think with your brain bruddah not your dick
Anything else before the thread dies?
Reminder that women actually believe this
Get tired of just openly raiding us, did you, boner-boy?
>>16957142
believe what? that comic says nothing. i mean, that's pretty accurate tho.
What does this mean?
I really like the comic, tho.
My girlfriend likes to keep her hair like this all the time; i fucking hate the way it looks.
i keep telling her about how much i like the way her loose hair looks, but she says it's too hard to keep it tidy.
how do i convince her to let her hair get messy as fuck?
Would you listen if she suddenly wanted you to wear your hair in a Mohawk everyday?
>>16957079
So many girls do this - hug their hair so tight to their skull they may as well be bald.
Aside from telling her, just undo it yourself a few times and mess it the fuck up. She might get the point that she's more attractive that way and leave it.
>>16957089
that analogy was so shitty I'm convinced you must be female.
My friend just told me that a qt girl I am interested in had sex with him a few months ago.
He bragged that he shot his cum all over her face. He also came in her ass.
The other day when I talked to her, she said that she will never do anal because of a bad experience she had.
I can't get this mental image out of my head. It is really disturbing and disgusting to know that she let herself be used, but I still think she and I would make a great couple.
Should I still ask her out?
Pic somewhat related, she looks similar to her.
sure, may as well use her while she's still fresh. it's not like you'll ever get a brand new girl anyways. most are busted because of "horse riding". lol what a dumb fucking excuse, can't believe it ever took off.
>should I still ask her out?
You really can't answer that for yourself? Unless you just want to fuck I would stay away.
>>16956505
>He bragged that he shot his cum all over her face. He also came in her ass.
Damaged goods find another
The other boards are failing me guys..
>I'm trying to formulate a combination of medicines, supplements, and vitamins, for my sub to increase her submission and promote breast growth, sexual sensitivity, and general feminine enhancement.
>Where should I start, what do I need to buy, and in what dosages?
>Also general supplements and stuff thread
Screenshotted for future cringe threads.
>>16956445
Estrogen, obviously
And have her eat nothing but soy products
but tell her to enjoy her breast cancer
>>16956454
Quality post
>A+
I just pooped pitch black weird looking poop and my stomach hurts and I'm fighting back throwing up. Is there something wrong with me?
>pic unrelated
Pls help
Black poop is normally caused by blood. See a doctor.
>>16956073
or semen
>be me
>friendless loser
>some days i just go to work, do shit by myself and go home. wonder why i even went to the office when i could have done everything at home
>overhear coworkers chatting all the time
>mostly about something funny they saw on snapchat/instagram or something that happened to them or a friend
>they're laughing and seem to be having fun
>they go get lunches and coffee together, talk about parties and bars they're going to, etc.
how do i become talkative, funny and have things to say?
You just have to do it
>>16954737
but how?
How do I not fear death.
I understand that there comes a time when everyone must die, but the idea of not being alive, not sleeping, not thinking, not being conscious forever scares me. It makes me sick to think that I won't experience everything I could have, and that one day I cannot experience anything.
It freaks me and I sincerely wish I am born in the time when imortality becomes real, or at least a form of it.
But that's something of a dream. Now please tell me.
How do I not fear dying, so I may live for what matters. If I don't fear death, then maybe I could be brave...
You have to understand life would be meaningless without death, just as warmth would have no worth if it was never cold.
We all need a purpose to drive us onward, and the purpose is knowing that we only have a limited time. Think about it, anon, if you could actually live forever, what would anything be worth? No need to enjoy life, you can do that later, no need to work, you can do that later, no need to have experiences, you can do that later.
The very beauty of life is that you only get to experience it for ~70 years (plus infancy and Dementia). Without that deadline steadily and inevitably approaching, you wouldn't need to make it count.
I used to have the same fear and it persists for quite a while but after life beats you down over and over and over again you start to almost be happy that one day you won't have to do any of this any more. I know that's probably not what you want to hear. Also the fact that you're going to die someday makes everything in life truly beautiful. We're like flowers that blossom bloom and whither. Just the fact that you can perceive your own conciousness is amazing. Live every day like you're a dying man. Chase your dreams. The more you dwell on your inevitable end the more you will just ruin your experience here.
>>16959723
>Being brave
>not fearing death
??
Fearing death is the bravest thing you can do. Only by acknowledging your own temporariness can you make the best out of the time you have been given.
How to become less self-absorbed and narcissistic?
>inb4 kill urself
>>16959577
Tough to say.
The only true narcissist I've ever met, i wish would eat a bullet. Every day, i sincerely hope.
First question: are you really narcissistic or a nice person, who is too hard on him/herself?
Narcissistic people don't often admit they are.
If you notice that 95% of time you think about yourself: your hobbies, your plans, your behaviour AND you only see value in people, if they are useful to you AND all close people call you inconsiderate then you are.
IF that's the case:
Introspect why you act like this.
If it's because of not feeling worthy of acception as I felt, find a good friend/family member to confide in, try to fully accept your flaws.
This nauseous "becoming your own best friend" actually isn't stupid.
Plus put more effort in being nice to people, you'll respect what you did and relationship with those people as a side-effect.
Make thoughtful presents, listen carefully, be more cheerful to them, but don't push yourself too hard.
(formerly) narcissistic anon
>>16959624
I'd say I am narcissitic, just because I'm obsessed with self-image, and social media.
No, I don't really use people like that. I acknowledge that people are more than just means to an end, and I detest those that use other purely for their own gains.
I'm already trying with being genuinely helpful, and lend a listening ear to people or hand, but at the same time, I also know I'm very vain with how I present myself.
Still, I'll take your words, and live by them, anon.
I'm currently passing tests and entry exams for two jobs. If I can get either it'll be fine, but in the event that I get offered both, which one should I go for?
My options are:
>Train conductor
>Prison guard
They roughly have the same salary but maybe more bonuses with the train gig although it has hours that are all over the place whereas the prison job might be a steadier shift.
Which one would you go for?
Train conductor, obviously. There's a reason prison guards have such a high turnover rate
>>16959522
Thanks for the input.
Let's suppose the prison isn't in the USA but in Europe.
>>16959543
A lot of prisons in Western Europe are letting people go, because of dropping incarceration rates. In the Netherlands alone, they plan to fire 1000 personnel in prisons in the upcoming 5 years.
Go for train conductor.
Guys I've met the perfect girl for me but there is one thing hanging me up... Her number of past sexual partners.
I need peers to be honest with me. For a 19 year old girl, is 18 partners too many? It puts me off a little but I grew up conservative.
Pic unrelated.
>>16959497
18 is a lot at any age.
>>16959497
That's a huge red flag, I'd steer clear.
>>16959497
holy shit anon that is way too fucking many run away
>break up with baby mama gf 2 months ago
>start trying to get back together a month ago, because we both want to
>finally get 2 days home alone and ask her to hang and sleep over
>sleeps over the first night but then leaves first thing in the morning.
>comes over for like 3 hours the next day then leaves to hang out with other guy friend, whom is in love with her and she claims to be uncomfortable with, but, i guess not so much if shes going to ditch me for him :/
>i never get to be home alone, and this was a great opportunity for us to spend a lot of time together.
I know im a cuck for trying to get back together and what I should do at this point is obvious. But just how exactly should I go about doing it?
Why the fuck aren't you putting your child first? Your kid should be your biggest priority right now, and all you can think is how to get her back? She doesn't want to be with you, the sooner you realise it, the sooner you can focus on the more important stuff, like your child.
>>16959492
I have the baby and I do everything I can for him. But I just thought it would be nice if I had the mother too, but if it's not working then it just won't happen.
She's using you as a babysitter while she bangs other men
Have an "actually more than a" friend who lives and studies far away. I am a girl and he is an attractive college freshman. There is no point in asking him out, is it?
>>16959479
Nope, long distance relationships never work.
Your doubts are well founded and based in reality. You would ruin whatever you have by trying and failing to make it into a real relationship.
>>16959479
How far, how long until you'll get nearer?
Long distance can work, but usually it does for already established couples that have to temporarily separate for logistical reasons, like jobs or family emergencies.
But that's just a temporary situation.
>Wanting to cuck a man who lives thousands or miles away
We all know you're just gunna get frustrated and go fuck somebody else, or the relationship will fall apart and you'll go fuck somebody else.
Don't be a cunt, OP. Date local.
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