>>16957384
Do you use heroin?

>>16957384
What drugs op? more backstory?

>>16958617
>>16957615
I wouldn't touch anything as hard as heroin, ever. It's primarily psychedelics and dodgy research chemicals.

Had a bad drug experience in October long into our relationship (which by then had become two people madly in love doing drugs together). When I cut down after that she found another group of people to do drugs with, and I got jealous of her doing things we used to do together with random people.

Earlier this year she dumped...
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>>16957344
Haha what

>>16957344
delete this

>>16957361
Why do you think it's just WoW?

Kinda considered that but in WoW you can't even chat with half the server population. Which makes it harder to find a boyfriend, and also sucks because the purpose of pvp is really to talk mad shit.

I like my thread.

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>>16957316
Alas, I am forced to feed the merciless 4chan machine with SFW sexy images to create traffic. Such is my karma.

>>16957413
Just say you joined a religion or something

That way it'd be illegal to discriminate against you

Think with your brain bruddah not your dick

Anything else before the thread dies?

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Get tired of just openly raiding us, did you, boner-boy?

>>16957142
believe what? that comic says nothing. i mean, that's pretty accurate tho.

What does this mean?

I really like the comic, tho.

Would you listen if she suddenly wanted you to wear your hair in a Mohawk everyday?

>>16957079
So many girls do this - hug their hair so tight to their skull they may as well be bald.

Aside from telling her, just undo it yourself a few times and mess it the fuck up. She might get the point that she's more attractive that way and leave it.

>>16957089
that analogy was so shitty I'm convinced you must be female.

sure, may as well use her while she's still fresh. it's not like you'll ever get a brand new girl anyways. most are busted because of "horse riding". lol what a dumb fucking excuse, can't believe it ever took off.

>should I still ask her out?
You really can't answer that for yourself? Unless you just want to fuck I would stay away.

>>16956505
>He bragged that he shot his cum all over her face. He also came in her ass.

Damaged goods find another

Screenshotted for future cringe threads.

>>16956445
Estrogen, obviously

And have her eat nothing but soy products

but tell her to enjoy her breast cancer

>>16956454
Quality post
>A+

Pls help

Black poop is normally caused by blood. See a doctor.

>>16956073
or semen

You just have to do it

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>>16954737
but how?

You have to understand life would be meaningless without death, just as warmth would have no worth if it was never cold.
We all need a purpose to drive us onward, and the purpose is knowing that we only have a limited time. Think about it, anon, if you could actually live forever, what would anything be worth? No need to enjoy life, you can do that later, no need to work, you can do that later, no need to have experiences, you can do that later.
The very beauty of life is that you only get to experience it for ~70 years (plus infancy and Dementia). Without that deadline...
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I used to have the same fear and it persists for quite a while but after life beats you down over and over and over again you start to almost be happy that one day you won't have to do any of this any more. I know that's probably not what you want to hear. Also the fact that you're going to die someday makes everything in life truly beautiful. We're like flowers that blossom bloom and whither. Just the fact that you can perceive your own conciousness is amazing. Live every day like you're a dying man. Chase your dreams. The more you dwell on your inevitable end the more you will just ruin your experience here.

>>16959723
>Being brave
>not fearing death
??

Fearing death is the bravest thing you can do. Only by acknowledging your own temporariness can you make the best out of the time you have been given.

>>16959577
Tough to say.

The only true narcissist I've ever met, i wish would eat a bullet. Every day, i sincerely hope.

First question: are you really narcissistic or a nice person, who is too hard on him/herself?

Narcissistic people don't often admit they are.

If you notice that 95% of time you think about yourself: your hobbies, your plans, your behaviour AND you only see value in people, if they are useful to you AND all close people call you inconsiderate then you are.
IF that's the case:

Introspect why you act like this.
If it's because of not feeling worthy of acception as I felt, find a good friend/family member to confide in, try to fully accept...
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>>16959624

I'd say I am narcissitic, just because I'm obsessed with self-image, and social media.

No, I don't really use people like that. I acknowledge that people are more than just means to an end, and I detest those that use other purely for their own gains.

I'm already trying with being genuinely helpful, and lend a listening ear to people or hand, but at the same time, I also know I'm very vain with how I present myself.

Still, I'll take your words, and live by them, anon.

Train conductor, obviously. There's a reason prison guards have such a high turnover rate

>>16959522
Thanks for the input.
Let's suppose the prison isn't in the USA but in Europe.

>>16959543

A lot of prisons in Western Europe are letting people go, because of dropping incarceration rates. In the Netherlands alone, they plan to fire 1000 personnel in prisons in the upcoming 5 years.

Go for train conductor.

>>16959497
18 is a lot at any age.

>>16959497
That's a huge red flag, I'd steer clear.

>>16959497
holy shit anon that is way too fucking many run away

Why the fuck aren't you putting your child first? Your kid should be your biggest priority right now, and all you can think is how to get her back? She doesn't want to be with you, the sooner you realise it, the sooner you can focus on the more important stuff, like your child.

>>16959492
I have the baby and I do everything I can for him. But I just thought it would be nice if I had the mother too, but if it's not working then it just won't happen.

She's using you as a babysitter while she bangs other men

>>16959479
Nope, long distance relationships never work.

Your doubts are well founded and based in reality. You would ruin whatever you have by trying and failing to make it into a real relationship.

>>16959479
How far, how long until you'll get nearer?
Long distance can work, but usually it does for already established couples that have to temporarily separate for logistical reasons, like jobs or family emergencies.
But that's just a temporary situation.

>Wanting to cuck a man who lives thousands or miles away
We all know you're just gunna get frustrated and go fuck somebody else, or the relationship will fall apart and you'll go fuck somebody else.

Don't be a cunt, OP. Date local.