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And He began speaking and taught them, saying:
Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be filled.
Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy.
Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the sons of God.
Blessed are those who are persecuted...
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For this is the way God loved the world: He gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16
“Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavily burdened, and I will give you rest. Take My yoke upon you, and learn from Me. For I am meek and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For My yoke is easy, and My burden is light.”
Matthew 11:28-30
We are a family who recently relocated to the Netherlands. I'm German and my husband is British. We speak German and English at home.
My kids go to a school where everything is taught in English (except for language classes of course). My kids learn English and German at school and they haven't studied any Dutch. All their classmates communicate in fluent English.
Should I let my kids learn Dutch? When my kids take part in extra-curricular activities outside of school, the teachers and tutors can speak fluent English, but obviously they speak Dutch to...
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>>16963707
Yes, the more languages you manage to cram in a little kid the merrier. The younger you are the easier is to learn extra languages. The only problem you'll have is them mixing up the languages at first if they're very young but that will get fixed on its own.
There's no downsides in knowing another language.
>>16963714
One of my kids is four. The other two are six and eight.
It's just that I do not plan to let them study uni in the Netherlands. They'll probably just go back to the UK or Germany and Dutch is pretty useless outside of the Netherlands. My kids do not seem particularly interested in Dutch culture/pop culture as well. They seem fine with not being able to speak the local language as the Dutch locals can speak English and German well.
I think it is better to let them study other things such as...
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>>16963707
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Apart from what >>16963714 said, even if your kids don't stay in the Netherlands forever, they are in the Netherlands now. Letting them speak that country's language is the least you can do in respect to it and its culture.
Also, not bothering to adapt is one of the worst pet peeves locals have towards foreigners. You'll be accepted a lot more if you at least try to fit in.
>submit a short 1-2 minute video of yourself answering these simple questions:
>why do you want to work for us?
>what is your secret super power (i.e. why we should hire you!)?
>what are you the most passionate about?
How the FUCK am I supposed to say to these? What do they want?
just be yourself!
>>16962631
I heard about you through the internet and am passionate about JOB_DESCRIPTION. I am good at JOB_SKILL, which I developed over the course of my career at PREVIOUS JOB.
>Submit a video
What the fuck? Are you doing some sort of porn interview? Don't apply if they want this shit.
>>16962631
What job? How qualified are you? How long are you planning on working there? Is there anything that you enjoy doing, besides being a faggot autist?
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>>16962472
I've never heard anyone say that. Who are these people you're referring to?
Is there a way to make anal sex not hurt so much?
>>16962509
lube and pre-anal ass-play
>>16962472
literally no one says this and you're a faggot
If you're near or around 30 years old, this is the thread for you
You vividly remember 9/11
You remember 4chan prior to Project Chanology (or maybe you were a normie)
You've lived through the Great Recession of '09
And I guess some other stuff, but I'm getting too old to remember. Anyways, post away!
>>16962202
Courage isn't when you're not scared. It's when you ARE scared, but you do it anyway.
I was a senior in high school. They carted tv's in an we watched it for awhile then they let us out of school. I was in world geography class. It was surreal.
Anyway, advice. Start taking care of yourself. Eat better and do some cardio. You are not invincible anymore and age creeps up on you. It's best you get a grip on it earlier before it's too late.
>23 years old
>go to work
>come home
>go on computer for 2 hrs
>go to bed
>wake up
>repeat M-F
>do nothing on weekends because I have no friends or gf
I completely hate my life. I feel like I'm in an inescapable hole and I'm genuinely considering killing myself. Like I feel like my life is over anyway. What do I do?
>>16961692
What do you do for a job?
>>16961695
I work at a hardware store
Nigger your life is just beginning. Hell, I turn 30 later this year and MY life is just beginning.
You can do anything you want with your life, OP. The only thing holding you back is yourself.
Whats a good opener on tinder for an attractive girl who just matched with me(an ugly guy)? I don't want to open with the typical funny/dirty line that all guys seem to use.
>>16961581
Paste this picture and tell her
"this could be us."
works every time
I text 95% of my matches the same thing.
>Match cute girl
>Wait at least five minutes
>Message her "So how does this work? We're supposed to hang out and cuddle, right..?" Or "how does this work? We're dating now, right..?"
If the girl responds she's most likely dtf. Most of my responses are "haha I guess so" or "Hmm maybe" sometimes "yes that's exactly what it means" A few times I got "I think...
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'Hey. What's up?"
It is that fucking easy.
Is suicide ever a viable answer?
Family relations finally broke and so am i.
I'd talk to someone but I don't know who to ask.
I would say no, unless you're already terminally ill and your illness is progressing and becoming worse.
>>16961215
And for the record, I've attempted suicide; however, I still think it's a terrible idea.
>>16961213
I don't know. The thing is, you will be dead soon enough anyway.
I'm in a sexless marriage. My husband hates when I tell him what to do/what I like when we're doing it so in turn I feel embarrassed for even saying anything. When I try to initiate sex I'm always turned down. He always says he's too tired but even if we're on vacation he says he's too tired. I'm open about the fact that I'm unhappy about no sex but he doesn't care. I'm considering leaving him when the lease on our apartment is up in a few months. What can I do?
Did you have sex before? If so, what's changed?
He is probably cheating on you, to be honest.
>>16963355
It sounds like a self consciousness issue
Does he have erectile dysfunction or something?
>>16963355
You are the type of woman who'se been the backbone of my affairs. So many with unfulfilling sex lives, married their husband a virgin or very young or without much sexual experience. Easy to seduce just by lighting the fires of desire with the rights words and action.
What can you do? If he's a good guy and you want to stay with him then go get some dick elsewhere. For some this is all they need but beware, for many the first time they lay with a man who is a skilled lover their heart swoons and...
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Quick backstory:
>Dating gf for four years
>First year of dating constant sex
Now:
>Gf off birth control, no more sex
>Last time she touched my dick was when we showered together a month ago. She washed it and then stepped out of the shower
>Eat her out a few times a week, give her orgasms whenever she wants
>never reciprocates
>Would rather do homework,...
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Talk to her about it
>>16962871
>What the fuck do I do?
You have to talk to her about it and let her know that you're reaching a breaking point. Which, it seems, you've already done. But her apologizing isn't going to fix the fact that she's not giving her 50% to the relationship. So now you're at the point where you need to decide if you want things to continue as they have been, or if you want someone that will treat you like they genuinely want you in their life.
Also, the free...
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Uh, firstly, break up. You're cheating on your girlfriend and you're being an asshole. There's a reason she's not interested in sex with you suddenly, and something must have happened to her sex drive. Have you communicated about her lack of lust before you started to meet up with random girls from Tinder? If you feel so much resentment towards your partner you can justify cheating, don't be in a relationship with them anymore. Telling her that you craved the intimacy and couldn't last being in a sexless relationship, thereby creating an ultimatum...
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>be me 19 F
>talks to guy, he seems interested
>hangout a few times
>have sex
>guy dumps me saying he needs to work on himself.
This happens to me all the time. Guys just use me and then stop talking to me. Idk what I'm doing wrong.
This has been happening since I was 16. Makes me feel like shit, I guess it's my fault for agreeing to the sex part. But it feels necessary.
If you're upset that guys keep using you, stop letting them use you.
Make sex feel not necessary until you feel comfortable that your partner is going to commit to a relationship.
>>16962129
Go to church
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8cAU475dQo
>>16962129
maybe if you stopped flirting with other guys and talking about your expartners people would like you better.
>become friendlier with female friend cos I'm a sociable guy and quite a fair number of friends
>can hear other female friend growl and sound a bit mad
Wat
>>16956286
She's worried about losing one of her orbiters.
>>16956296
I don't orbit
>>16956305
If you weren't fucking her, you were orbiting her.
This girl keeps booty calling me and always stops showing up.
I've fucked her good a couple times but it's annoying as fuck she's also the best lay I've had in almost a year and it gets my hopes up every time what do.
Should I get an std and give it to her on purpose or get her pregnant on purpose? I'm willing to sacrifice my health and future to get even with this bitch
>>16962197
Then Peter came to Him and said, “Lord, how often shall I forgive my brother who sins against me? Up to seven times?”
Jesus said to him, “I do not say to you up to seven times, but up to seventy times seven.
-Matthew 18:21-22
>>16962214
I don't get it.
I normally blow up on girls who do shit like this and I burn lots of bridges
My therapist told me to stop that shit so I'm just trying to be stoic and a little bit passive and this bitch keeps walking all over me but I really really really love fucking her and I haven't found anyone better yet
Pls respond
Can exercise alone lift your depression?
supposedly. it's sad to be AS effective as ssri's. and they're pretty effective in my experience
No.
Depends what's the reason for your depression.
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><Random insecurity>
Some do, some don't....
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Question, how do guys' (public) bathrooms usually look like? I always imagined there'd be pee everywhere and graffiti and whatever but maybe they're cleaner than I figure.
Would you date a girl with an omorashi fetish? I've never told anyone I've dated for pretty obvious reasons but it's my biggest kink by far
>>16957884
They are absolutely terrible and stink to high heaven. You will routinely find toilets badger striped with shit stains with toilet paper on the floor, piss and pubes everywhere and "white power" scratched into the cubicle door, which once had a coat hanger which has since been lost to time
