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My Gf sent me this screenshot - messages from her ex ( Badly translated from our native language). How does one respond to this?
1. Of all - that guy has absolutely no hobbies, smokes weed many times a day and is just , well i dont know the word
My gf was talking with him yesterday and he was fine actually, but in all of sudden ... this
>>16972774
>talking with him yesterday
dumb the whore
wtf, who does immature stuff like this? why would you keep contact with an instabile ex like that? you tell her to delet his number and block him now. that's how you respond.
>>16972774
well you need to tell your gf to choose between your or her ex and by that i mean, if she wants to be with you, she should completely cut all contact with her ex. She should also contact his parents in case he is serious about killing himself. her ex will never be able to get over her if they carry on speaking.
he sounds beta but you do too.
NORTH CAROLINA BOYS
Why are there so many guys killing themselves over >tfw no gf but no equivalent for girls?
it's almost as if being a woman is far easier than being a man in western society
2015 men are officially became the weaker sex.
2016 men are ultra cuck.
>>16972426
in most western countries men aged 15-39 are more likely to kill themselves than any source of fatality for women
remember to donate to cure breast cancer
How do I come out of the closet? I'm afraid that I won't be accepted by my family and peers.
just tell them, dont worry but if you live in syria or irak better not
>>16972196
Wait a few years until you realize being gay was a stupid phase you were going through and move on with your life.
>>16972196
Google coming out advice. A lot of guys have gone through this and there are sites offering advice and support.
I feel so drained and upset, it would mean a lot if those of you here could give insight.
>ex and I break up due to arguing a lot over everything (I was in bad place, he's stubborn, I didn't cheat or anything though)
>goes no contact and I get pathetic and send quite a few texts
>noresponselol
>2 months later I say "hi" and he responds, we make very little small talk
>I end up coincidentally seeing him...
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Let it go. He needs to process things and seeing you probably brought up a lot of memories. Just leave him alone and move on, and let him move on.
>>16972109
Process things? Do you think that's a bad thing?
OP here. I was thinking that tomorrow I'd send an explanation of how I feel and how I understand if he just doesn't want to talk, but that I miss him and am in a better place mentally and would like to just see him again.
Just one decent sized message then that's it... sure, I don't want to seem desperate (probably too late :/) but I think it's worth getting my thoughts out right?
Told a girl I was a michelin chef in a fancy restaurant to get in her knickers. It worked, but now she wants to come to my place so I can cook for her. I can't cook for shit.
So I'm making the only thing I know how to make, which is instant mashed potato. How do I make it look like a fancy meal without embarrassing myself? Can I just melt cheese on it or something?
>>16971596
Bacon on anything is everything. Also research fancy plating
Hahaha no. That isn't a meal, and any "chef" serving only that will get spotted as a fake quick, even if you made good potatoes and not instant trash. I get that your as lazy as you are full of shit, but go read some real recipes, cooking isn't that hard and every adult should know how. It's also your only chance of this not blowing up, but smart money is on this going poorly.
>>16971596
Make a red wine sauce for the potatoes and pan sear some halibut. Make some asparagus on the side and that shit's done.
How to stop being a racist?
>>16970989
stop browsing pol. its a shitty board
You go so full Stormfront that your circle back to being normal.
You want a real answer? Volunteer in some impoverished areas of your city. You'll see all types of people, rich, poor, black, hispanic, Asian, white, all working together for the same goal.
>>16970989
>How to stop being a racist?
Get over yourself. There's so many more things you could be sinking your energy into besides hating groups of people who are too busy living their own lives to give a shit what you think.
So i met a girl on tinder last night, she said she was celibate but ive been on no fap for days so i needed someone in my bed.
She said we could kiss so i thought fuck it and brought her over
At first i was keeping things semi casual but she was pretty flirty and very touchy, and she kept brushing up against my half chub
So i pursued and eventually she wanted to fuck, it was great, albeit somewhat short lived cause my fat dick was hurting her tight pussy
Now, she tells me that what happened ln was a mistake. She tells me she's been in some shit when shes with...
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>i dont mind her being my gf
then make it happen. she won't feel bad about fucking like rabbits if you are her bf. trust me, i was just like her
>>16973240
>one month celibate
what kind of accomplishment is that? Is she a whore who gets fucked multiple times a week or something? She feels bad about 1 month? I could understand her feeling bad about breaking a 5 year celibacy (like mine), but one month?! She sounds retarded
>>16973248
Alright, i will
I mean she wanted to watch LOTR and play gta for fucks sake
You ever had your dick sucked while watching LOTR?
It was unreal
How do I give the best blowjob possible? What are some tricks? And what do you guys personally enjoy?
I dont like blowjobs at all
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>>16973029
DON'T FORGET THE BALLS.
>>16973042
WHAT TO DO WITH BALLS THO
I met a girl at college a few weeks ago and I really like her. She's so beautiful I actually approached her despite literally having social anxiety disorder.
First of all, How do I know if she likes me?
She's kind of shy, I'm pretty much the only person she talks to. It's easy for me to make her laugh and I noticed she laughs differently when it's me who make her laugh. Sometimes she laughs when I say stuff that isn't even that funny, or remotely funny at all. She plays with her hair a lot too, but I think that's because she's...
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awww, you two sound cute as fuck.
don't rush things. keep getting to know her. start to ask her to do stuff outside of college. do you have any interests in common? if not, just ask her to join you for an even t or something.
Man up ask her out get some drinks walk it out on some park or get some dinner and talk about existential shit or fish for stuff she likes and get the talk train going. Be yourself act natural and let nature do its thing. If it feels right take her home smile good bye kiss asks for more hide your boner in her pussy. If signs points to no hug kiss or any physical contact say goodbye and ask her out for another date sometime next week.
>>16972814
Literally do the opposite of this. Rush things damn it or I swear to god she WILL lose interest.
Femanons, what does it feel like being cummed inside? I heard it feels good but others say they don't feel a thing.
>>16972721
It feels amazing. I can totally feel warm jets of cum splattering against my cervix, brings me to orgasm myself more often than not.
>said no girl ever
The inside of a vagina has surprisingly few nerves (probably why women survive childbirth). Some chicks can feel the base of your dick throbbing, no doubt, but you're just getting what was already a warm, wet place somewhat wetter with a liquid the same temperature as her body.
>I'm...
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well, i don't really feel the cum inside. if anything, i will feel a faint warm feeling. but i love the whole shabang surrounding it. when he goes diamonds and let's go of any "rhythm" shortly before. when he moans or gunts. the thought of his cum shooting inside me. how his dick twitches. his heavy breathing. how he holds me while cumming. the aftermath. it's just heavenly.
>>16972721
>Femanons, what does it feel like being cummed inside? I heard it feels good but others say they don't feel a thing.
ITT OP learns that life isn't like hentai, where jizz blasts knock women backwards leaving their inflated vaginas spewing jets of white llava for several minutes.
Ladies, how many guys out of 100 would you send boob pics to if you weren't dtf?
>>16972015
Zero
>>16972015
i do occasionally if i'm asked because i don't really think anything of tit pics, they're something you'd see at a nude beach or whatever
don't care who sees them, except for perhaps a future employer, so i always keep my face out of the photo
On the one hand, I don't think women should have to cover their breasts in public, but on the other hand, I wouldn't send boob pics to people that ask for them.
How do I get a real life friend?
I'm 26
>>16971823
Go to groups n shit
Friends are overrated. I've basically alienated all of mine except like 2 and I'm also an alcoholic.
I've never been happier (not actually) but hey, who really cares
Get a dog
pic related, a dog
>>16971823
Just came from your post on /r9k/.
Honestly? If you're a student, just talk to people. And if that sounds difficult, just know that it sounds difficult to me too. But it really is that simple, once you get beyond the discomfort and learn not to take it too seriously.
Hey /adv/,
My toe is fucked up. That nail has fallen off a few times before, but this time it's been hurting me (it usually doesn't) so I just looked at it and sort of experimentally pressed on it where it was coming detached from the nail bed and pus squirted everywhere. It literally made a squelch noise. I think a lot of the end of my toe and under the bed is just full of pus. More comes out whenever I press it. This is so nasty. Should I be worried?
Pic related, it's my toe.
>>16971681
Wtf? Yes. Go get it checked by a professional asap
>>16971726
Lolno. I'm mainly just wondering if there's anything I should be putting on it or if there's anything I can do
Or what the hell is going on
>>16971681
potential staph infection bro
How do you guys protect yourselves/deal with cheating?
It seems like everyone cheats. I've cheated. Every girl I know except my mother who has been in a position to cheat has cheated... and I actually believe my mom but ya know. So now when I see the usual signs of cheating, i get really, really paranoid about it. I don't even care if my women want to have side dick because then I get side pussy. it's the act of stealing and lying that I don't like. Tell me you want side dick, OK, I trust you because you told me.
But when I see cheating signs......
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>>16971589
Ya that's why I just never date.
>>16971604
>as if you had a choice
>>16971589
It really sounds like you're hanging out with the wrong people.
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>>16970731
Female virgins:
Do your friends know?
>>16970748
think of women as little girls
it'll solve a lot of your problems.
