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Revenge thread. What are the best methods to get back at a business/individual who has crossed the shit line?
A local business has crossed me, mocked me, and insulted my fiance. Had she not been there, I might've wound up with an assault charge. They are completely unrepentant.
Im not normally the type to do this, but I've decided I've shoveled enough shit, and this was downright uncalled for.
Tell me the whole story OP!!
>>16979157
>I'm under 25 the post
>or I'm a dumbass the post
Pick one.
>>16979157
Growing up is the best revenge, anon.
Where do I find introverted guys, who don't drink on parties and fuck whores?
In college, also how not to be friendzoned by them?
Ummmmm guys don't friend zone, do they??
>>16978973
Depends on their weight.
>>16978973
We do
why would my boyfriends friend tag him in this pic??
like I know I'm overthinking but it seems weird right ??
>>16978784
Because his friend invited a crush over and your bf was funnier than he was.
>>16978789
what if it's the other way around and doesn't that mean his crush liked my Bf slash he flirted with her ???
>>16978784
>>16978800
youre either underage or a crazy gf or both
its a joke
So, I plan on joining the U.S. Military, the question is...which branch?
If I go into the Marines, I plan on going into Marine Infantry, and then into MarSOC.
If I go Navy, I go into the Corpsmen, and then I go into SEALs.
What do you think, /adv/?
Go Air Force and get a desk job. Keep your head down and get your 4 years done, then go to college and perform well.
Navy works too. Never join the Army or Marines.
Your goals probably aren't realistic, and even if you have what it takes, there is no guarantee.
My Dad wanted to be infantry, he was too smart and ended up in communications. Got to do some rad classified shit in south America, though.
I always wanted to be a pilot, but when I got in the Air Force they pushed me toward what I do now, which is a chair force job that required a doctorate.
Point is, they think they know what's best for you, and they do, because it's what's best for them.
Don't worry about glory-grabbing shit like...
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>>16978481
I want to do a combat job, namefag.
Wut is this bump a couple inches over from my right boob? I don't think it's close enough to be breast cancer, maybe it's just a pimple. Help
Pimple.
Spider egg
Go ahead
i hate myself so much i hate this illness i am worthless trash i deserve to die
>>16978343
I'm married, have sex with my lovely wife at least once a day, masturbate 2-3 times, and I still want to fuck all the women.
I fucking love you!
why cant i just say this to you though?
Hi, this is my first time posting here.
In short, this is what happened:
>my gf of three years and I went to a graduation party of a friend of hers
>when we arrived I saw there was a scumbag "friend" of mine who's obviously intersted in her. Before that night I had already subtly told him to fuck off several times but, apparently, to no avail
>my gf also noticed that and told me she's not interested in him at all
>the party goes...
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>>16978017
>>my gf wanted to stay for longer, so she takes me back home and then goes back to the party
lawl why do people allow this?
>>16978026
They secretly want to be cucked.
Act assertive, ask and then accuse despite her answer as she will definitely lie if it's been 3 days. End it without showing emotion and like you're trading in an old car.
Best way to handle being cheated on, playing the sad old sap is pathetic and the angry routine just makes people take her side
![shutterstock_171865400[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ia1VHOp.jpg "shutterstock_171865400[2].jpg")
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><Random insecurity>
Some do, some don't....
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Girls,
Why do you view ugly men as potential rapists and the go on to say rape isn't because of sexual frustration
Girls,
What are the qualities you look for in a guy?
>>16977973
I tend to see Chads more as potential rapists, although I do worry about robot-type men I know hurting me. People in the middle? Nah.
Because it isn't, according to both criminal and psychological experts. I'm guessing what you're calling "sexual frustration" is more of a complex relating to your self-image and ideas of society than pure boner power.
>>16977974
Similar interests, nice but not pathetic, life goals of some kind.
I am 18 and i am around 175cm i feel short compared to my friends is there any way to get taller in a short terme?
Are you a virgin
>>16977920
>175cm
can you translate that to roods, farthings, hogsheads to the mina, or some first world measurement system pls
>>16977953
>what's google
literally slurp liquid poo then end your life after you do this
![canned-corn-1001029-024000163022-a-400[1][1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lIwPu36.jpg "canned-corn-1001029-024000163022-a-400[1][1].jpg")
So this is going to be my fourth time and day leaving canned corn in the bathroom just to piss off my mom after she gets back home from work, although i think she's on to me now, i'm not sure how long this will last until she finds out it's me leaving canned corn in the bathroom.
any advice to keep this going?
>>16977321
Visit her office, or get someone where she works to leave canned corn in the bathroom or in her office.
>>16977321
Put some canned corn on the side of the road on her way to/from work. On a conspicuous place where she will likely stop to see it, like atop a stop sign
>>16977334
>>16977338
excellent ideas
I need a manly hobby, my days just feel useless. I'm not really interested in anything though. What do you do, or do you know of any interesting/easy to start masculine hobbies?
play shooters
>>16976993
Indoor climbing. It's fucking awesome, there are hot girls you can check out/ get to know, and it's gonna get you fit if done properly. Also, there is tournaments you can participate in and at least those halls I've been in have a small bar where you can buy food/ beer to relax after hours of climbing.
Don't worry about looking like a fucking idiot at first, everyone looks like that at the beginning.
Cross-stitch ride or lewd sayings. All the hipsters are doing it. It's manly and strong.
Does sex have any physical or emotional effects? Ever since I lost my virginity months ago, people started telling me I lost weight and my skin tone got a tad bit darker. Though there are other factors that could cause these.
>>16975954
Shit you're retarded
>>16975954
I forgot to add that I didn't observe this from myself but also from other people whom I know lost their virginity. They looked like they lost weight and looked more mature.
It doesn't have any physical effects, just think about all the time you've jacked off, however it probably has some psychological ones that in turn might change into physical effects.
Maybe your subconscious doesn't have to worry about losing that V-card anymore and therefor you can sort of relax knowing that there's nothing wrong with you as you might have been telling yourself, idk man.
>masturbate to teens and JB by entire masturbation career (legally I should add)
>all sexual relationships have been with girls 17-20
>23 now
>realize I'm not attracted to women my own age at all
>mfw
I don't want to end up the creepy old perv that still dates teens, but I don't think I will start becoming attracted to older girls. Like even the girls my age have really noticeable wrinkles and...
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You probably can't. I'm 20, and chill with older guys at the gym. They tell me i should be slaying 18 year olds, but i feel like 18 is code for 16.. because you can't really tell the difference between a 16 and 18 year old.
Mid 20s guys dated teens all throughout history. It really only stopped in the west about 60 years ago.
>>16975676
>It really only stopped in the west about 60 years ago.
And due to people calling it predatory or pedophilia and feminists wanting to restrict teen females from sex because apparently they don't get to have body agency.
>>16975647
>Like only 20% of them look pretty to me.
As a guy, I notice this same thing.
I mean, come on, aging IS a disease. It does degrade a person's appearance and faculties. I grant that possibly 80% of teen females are attractive. Even the overweight ones can usually pull off looking attractive. An overweight female in her early 20's can still look attractive, but the number of total attractive ones drops to around 40% in my experience. By late 20's to early 30's,...
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Particularly if everyone already knows and it's way too late to come out.
>>16974804
>how do i come out if its way too late to come out cuz everyone knows
dont? i mean if you wanna clarify, then clarify.
>>16974804
why do you need to
>>16974877
>>16974878
It would just be nice to finally talk about this stuff and be open and clear about everything.
>Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it.
>>16967041
And thus the OP and everybody read your response.
>>16967040
OP is a faggot and this isn't advice
INITIALS?!?!??!!?!?
WHY AM I A LITERAL RETARD!!!! -M
INITIALSS!!!
>>16967040
I just wrote my letter in the "get it off your chest" thread. You're too late, OP. You're too late...
