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Is it safe to put your dick in someone an hour after cummimg? I had sex with my girlfriend, then we took a nap for about an hour and then we started fooling around again. Without thinking I rubbed the head of my penis on her vagina lips.
Should I just consider buying her a morning after pill?
You're fine. Jesus christ.
>>16966388
Yeah, but people say there's always a chance. How long can sperm live on the head of your dick anyway?
B-bump
I love my husband to be with all my heart but.... He is kind of sexually numb. He used to masturbate up to 10 times a day when he lived alone and since meeting, it has deceased dramatically but our sex life is so boring.
He is rarely horny and having sex is a thing we do mostly for me.
It has really been bothering me lately. That sexual passion is just not there... which is a shame because that's what turns me on the most; seeing him really horny.
What should I do? I am scared that this will bother me more after we get married.
As a guy who use to fuck a female like 3-4 times a day and going steady with a girl for 3 years , fucking about 1-3 times a week. I can say it gets boring as fuck being with the same woman especially when there not bringing anything to the table , just laying there. Experiment or find out what turns him on
>>16966347
We have been together for 5 years, I have tried experimenting but he is not interested, you name it and I have tried it (not just once either). It was always like this, even at the start.
It's like his horny feelings are dead..
brak up
I need some advice, I'm sure this is seen around this board plenty but I might as well give it a shot.
I am unable to speak to women on my own. Women I know in my circles were introduced to me and even that way I find it hard to speak to them. Whenever I go out I sometimes make eye contact with a girl, she responds to this with a smile, sometimes a wave and my body is shot up with nerves and anxiety. This is starting to affect me in the work place too.
Has anyone had this problem? How did you deal with it, did you develop a certain strategy over time or take...
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Chatting women up, or just talking to women in general?
Chatting women up can be very difficult and require a lot of confidence.
Talking to women in general as another person or an equal is extremely easy.
>>16966314
bumping cuz relatable
>>16966314
Just shit on their existence sadistically until one of them enjoys it
Works for me
would you fags take a job that's 30-50% travel if you'll make ~$200k ($150k minimum) in ten years?
>>16966302
Not only would I take it, I'd kill you and take it
Suppose I'll accept it then.
>>16966302
$150K ten years from now sounds OK. Not a shitload of money, but a very healthy salary (I'm pretty old, so I don't really remember how long it takes to get to six figures, but my first thought was that ten years seemed like along time to wait for $150K).
As for the travel, if I were young and single, I would certainly do it. I had a job for several years that required about 25% international travel, and I enjoyed aspects of it quite a lot, even though it's exhausting and traveling for work isn't...
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Oh fuck. My co-worker is an ex of mine. She's seeing someone else right now for about a year and a half.
Because work hours have always been weird, we agreed to sit down in 3 hours after work and talk. She wants a friendship, I feel like I've been wronged in a few places and she's too prideful to admit it.
/adv/, how do I handle this? I was thinking of suggesting letting us both talk uninterrupted for 5 minutes each or something.
I'm honestly clueless and worried . I still have feelings but what does it matter?
Don't even go there, OP. You need things to be civil for work. You know you broke up for a reason. She's not gonna suddenly say boo-hoo I was prideful and shit, bad me.
Water under the bridge. Not close friends, but work civilly.
>>16965938
I only see her once a week at work.
I was gonna see this by myself in a couple of hours, but there's a girl that I've been talking to for a few days now that I might want to bring with (no idea if it would be romantic or not). Should I ask her, and if so, in what way since I don't have her phone number yet?
Of course you should. Contact her by whichever means you have and say "Hey I'm going to see 10 Cloverfield Lane tonight. Want to come?"
>>16965502
>in what way since i dont have her phone number yet
in whatever way you can i guess.
>>16965502
Dude send her a Facebook friend request. Then message her and be like, "Hey I'm going to see the movie 10 Cloverfield Lane. I was wondering if you might want to come with me?"
I met this guy and we've been dating for a couple weeks. Last night after a wonderful evening out, we decided to fool around.
One thing led to another and we were about to go all the way, but when I saw it, I was totally shocked and disgusted. (not circumsized) I told him I was "sick" from the food, and ended up going home.
how do I break up with him without seeming like a superficial cunt?
>>16965499
no fish would be fooled by this weak-ass bait
this is a real person asking for advice on events that did in fact happen
>>16965499
>without seeming like a superficial cunt
well you fucking are. it's just a little different from what you're 'used to'.
and when his penis is erected it still looks circumsized.
and never go to the EU
There must be a way
Tell her she's still pure in Jesus' eyes if it's in the butt
There is no trick. If you just stick it in without her consent she will never agree to do it willingly or worse yet she will be an ex-gf after that incident. Only way is to talk to her or, maybe get her to be indebted to you somehow
>>16964893
let her peg you first
So I want a gf because I think she will fix me
What if she wants me to fix her too?
What do?
I wanted to take some time and write legit advice to your question, but you posted some dumbass conservative picture, so I am compelled to say:
>back to /pol/, OP
>>16992056
Just give advice you cunt
>>16992061
Who the fuck has even compared syrian refugees to pilgrims anyways? Stop reading fox news.
Next time, if you want advice, don't open your thread with political lies, OP.
So my gf is something of a shut-in and doesn't have many friends, but lately she's been getting on really well with one of her co-workers, a girl about our age (early 20s). Friday night my gf invited her new friend over to hang out while I was with the boys.
But when I got back and asked if they had a good time, my gf was really excited to reveal they mostly watched gay porn (man on man) on our TV. They're both ostensibly straight women with bfs. Is this some kind of red flag?
>>16991757
lol no not really at all. You watch lesbian porn don't you? Same deal.
Who the fuck does that? Thats weird, especially if they just met each other. Your gf sounds anti social but its good shes getting practice talking to people and interacting. I wouldnt break up with her or anything.
>>16991762
Not as a social activity with friends.
I fucking hate my brown eyes.
Can you guys give me advice on how to change them to blue, the superior color?
http://www.airoptix.com/contact-lenses/colors.shtml
>>16990275
No. I want permanent, if it's at all possible
https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=permanent+eye+color+change+surgery
>Be 32
>Professional
>Married
>Have my shit together
>Play prop for men's rugby league
>Little sister is 20
>Kind of socially awkward
>Dating a guy, he's a good bit smaller than me
>He's over at my parent's house for dinner
>Sister and her bf...
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Nah, fuck it, man. I'd do the same for my little sisters and I'm a fucking twig. Respect.
>>16990082
Thats what I'm saying. Its not like I pistol whipped the teeth out of him or raped him in the front yard.
Won't be the last time so I'd suggest a more thorough warning next time involving tears and begging
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A girl who I think is interested in me told me she is pansexual. She described to me what this means but I didn't really get it. Can someone (from either gender I guess) help me understand this/give me some tips on how to approach a pansexual girl?
Your sex
Your age
How many sexual partners have you had?
Are you happy with it?
Why or why not?
Hi ladies, my name is chad. What do you think about my name? It's a meme now, and sometimes when I'm banging a couple chicks i sit back and think about how mean the chad meme is, and it hurts my feelings.
What do girls honestly think of me? Am I just another notch on your purse handle? It's not fair... I'm so sick of netflix and chill turning into a group orgy. Sometimes I just wanna discuss the pathagorean theorem or watch ted talks, but every time I try, she starts unzipping my pants.
and why does every girl wanna be my cornhole partner everytime...
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