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I need some advice.
Am not doing very well in college. Am pretty much on academic probation and next semester i'll be on it too since I dropped 3 of my 4 classes and i'll probably get no grants next semester because of that.
Am thinking about getting an internship and possibly holding off college, what should I do?
Good luck getting an internship with your transcripts lol
>>16969560
This. They don't just take anyone.
>>16969560
Oh god am fucked. I only have a 1.5 GPA.
I really want to graduate with a skill-set, I've just been taking random classes and the minute I figure it out I don't know if I can afford it.
I can't even go back to my community college because transfers need a 2.0 GPA.
There's an open book midterm -exam tomorrow and I still haven't studied
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Is there any pills in reality that will increase penis size? I don't mean to get an erection though. I'm not satisfied with what God created me with. I want to have a massive destroyer penis. What can I do to get a fatter longer penis?
>>16969492
>Is there any pills in reality that will increase penis size?
No.
>I want to have a massive destroyer penis.
I have an 8" cock and it's too big. It's nice to be too big in some ways, but the bigger you get the less and less practical and useful it actually is.
>>16969492
nig whats you dientions as is?
>>16969492
>What can I do to get a fatter longer penis?
Exercises. There's a couple forums dedicated to exercise methods. Careful you don't break your dick.
So i have a girlfriend who i met at a christian camp back in july and shes bisexual and lives across the state from me, sometimes im worried shes cheating on me but i feel the concerns come from finding out that my father has been cheating on my mother for the last 6 years, anyways, i want to assert myself and express my concern to her but also not sound like a paranoid asshole given the fact that she knows that im not a relatively confident person and ive been trying go be more sure of myself and more assertive
What does her being bi have to do with cheating
The only way to do it is to make it clear what you are to eachother, set your expectations, after that you have to trust eachother.
>>16969313In the beginning of our relationship she told me that she was almost in a relationship with one of her female friends prior to meeting me, in addition she had her phone taken away from her parents since january and shes only allowed to call me twice a week through her mothers phone
Im pretty hopeless rn, i think i fucked up any chance of me having a good college experience,
> slacked off freshmen and sophmore year
>if i keep going at the rate im going at now in 11th grade (As and Bs) the max gpa i can get is a 2.8
>ACT score 25, taking it again next week
>parents strict af always wanted to leave for college so i could actually have a social life
>at this rate ill probably end up in community college...
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Could always go to a CC, get yourself a great GPA and then transfer.
>>16969294
I had a 2.6 by the end of high school.
I got accepted into every state university I applied to.
You're too young to lose sleep over this bullshit.
And you can graduate college with a 3.0 and get into pretty much any grad program on a state school level.
You're fine.
>>16969314
I wanna go out of state tho, if i go in state i would have to commute
Is it normal for me to feel disgusted/alienated by the fact that my gf has had over 20 dicks in her, most of them hook ups, even strangers and fuckbuddies? Or am I being a pussy? It bothers the fuck out of me.
For reference, I've had one woman before her.
No, we're not doing another variation of this thread.
Either you can deal with it, or you can't. If you can't, then break up.
>>16969222
Agreed. /thread
>>16969213
That's fucking gross m8. Why would you even go there? Find a different gf that doesn't have a gaping hole of a vagina.
>Be oldfag engineer
>Have a niece
>Carefully try to inspire her to like technology
>Buy her some simple Lego Technic stuff
>She has no patience to build the models, I end up doing it for her
>"Oh uncle Anon, that was so much fun how WE built the model TOGETHER!"
>She's 19 now, in college, very gorgeous and cute
>Shows...
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My niece is 18 (i'm 30) and she's a stupid slut, too.
>it's a /r9k/ fantasy thread
>>16969198
>>16969218
Maybe you guys are just joking.
Either way I've been losing hope in young women for a while now.
Are most older women more mature, straight forward ?
Are glasses a death sentence when it comes to being attractive? I've noticed no one wears glasses when they're trying to look good.
>>16969171
No if anything they are a fetish.
>>16969171
nope. some people look great with glasses. some people dont. for most people, assuming they are reasonably attractive and can work it, the glasses slow down their 'game' but anyone you're truly 'meant' to be with wont really care.
that being said, contact lenses.
i have glasses but only really need them when watching tv or on the computer.
>>16969171
Arcade wouldn't be so hot without glasses.
Hey people, I have a question: I am from Europe, I currently work in Asia for at least one year and I am an alcoholic. I usually stop drinking when I know I've had enough and when I know I should already stop in order to prevent a hangover, but my problem is that I really drink every fucking evening and there are few days on which I don't have at least 4 drinks, whether it is just beer or hard liquor (vodka, rum, anything) +something with a lot of sugar and no alcohol like coke.
So what would you do if you were me? There is really nowhere I can go... I am not...
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>>16969168
id quit. if i needed help, id use the buddy system. i have an obsessive personality, but not an addictive one. so its pretty easy for me to drop alcohol (which i had to recently).
the issue here is that you boxed yourself in on purpose
>cant afford
>dont feel like
>meh english
nothing comes without sacrifice. if you dont have the will power, then you gotta sacrifice something.
boomp
>>16969191
>bumping instead of responding to existing posts
> be trans girl
> pass as female really well, people call me "ma'am" and shit
> be going to college later this year
> all my documents are still listed as "male"
> I'm going to have to live with a male roommate
can you guys give me some advice here?
I have absolutely no idea how this is gonna work out.
Is there any way to prevent it from being awkward as all fuck?
What state do you live in? (if in the US)
>>16969123
>> be trans girl
It's awkward as fuck because you've surrounded yourself with people who encourage this delusion. You are not a girl, and never will be.
>>16969123
do you still have your penis though ?
For years now I've felt extremely empty and unsatisfied. My life definitely is kinda rutish, i do go out and do cool things every once and a while but it's mostly just the same things every day. I know there's something missing, I know there's some aspect of myself that I'm either neglecting or don't even know exists yet that's just dying to get out and feel fulfilled, but I honestly have no idea what it is.
How do I go about feeling complete and satisfied with life when I don't even know whats missing?
Your life isn't over, it shouldn't feel complete and satisfying yet. How old are you?
>My life definitely is kinda rutish, i do go out and do cool things every once and a while but it's mostly just the same things every day.
You already know you just need to get out more. You just gotta embrace that scary change.
>>16969049
there comes a point where you have to stop consuming, and need to start creating.
V.C. Andrews (author of Flowers in the Attic) used to say that she spent so much time reaidng books that she could never read another book ever again, and instead ascended into writing them.
take the casual hobbies you do or used to do (video games, movies, tv, reading, comics) and reverse engineer it. make a game. draw a limited series comic. make a movie. write a script, write a book, build a house, build furniture, etc.
How do you keep yourself happy? No matter what hobbies I try to get into I'm just generally tired of everything and I feel like I'm waiting for something to happen to me to change things up, but I know it won't happen.
I don't have a girlfriend so I spend most days by myself just going to work or class, doing whatever, and all the holidays and birthdays that pass by just shine more light on how lonely / bored I am. I wouldn't say I'm depressed but I just feel stagnant and I don't know what to do with myself.
Find a hobby
Meditate
>>16968845
I've even noticed that my sex drive is kind of decreasing, despite being young (I'm 21). I don't even really want to masturbate anymore and I don't get super horny very often.
>>16968845
Do more stuff and get out more.
Being happy is directly related to your comparison of yourself and everything else in the world.
-How to become a better person?
What tips you give to be more atractive, inteligent, smart thinking, wise, peacefull. Best ways to improve yourself? recently i am studying hard, and doing nofap [already 2 weeks].
i also will like books and stuff.
>>16968835
>How to become a better person?
Self satisfaction.
yes its that easy.
>>16968846
haha, thanks for the reply
Need help /adv/.
I'm in a relationship for about 7 months with a great girl. She's very innocent and treats me great. This has been my best relationship by far.
My problem is that me and her have recently came to an understanding that we shouldn't talk/sext with random people. This is something that we were previously okay with, as we were both doing it when we couldn't be with each other.
I had a girl that was smoking 10/10 (for my tastes) that would pretty much send me anything I asked for. She was obviously fucking insane, but that...
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>>16968713
Don't cut them off, and don't be flirtatious. I'd still be friendly, but tell them that you're in a relationship but you still like talking to them. If they don't seem to give a shit if you're in a relationship then cut them off.
Delete the hot chicks number and remove her from all social media. And learn some self control.
"When you are single all you see are couples. When you're part of a couple all you see are hookers"
Black guy here
About to get a high fade haircut. Wondering how I can get a more v shaped fade like in pic 2, instead of straight up like in pic 1.
nigger
>>16968660
This is something you'll probably want to ask your stylist once you go to get your hair cut.
Depends on your face shape. My guess is if you have a wide face, go for vertical, if you have a narrow face, go for V. But it's really hard to tell without seeing a pic, I'm just guessing.
If you can't decide and don't want to share a pic, ask the hairdresser which they recommend. They'll probably have a good idea.
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After lurking on other faculty photo album (being engineering student), I found this qt who apparently is a book girl. She has personal blog filled with her writing, mostly poems and occasional short stories or journal.
I plan to start my own writing blog and approach her with "looking for friend of same interest". I'm kind of confident with my writing skill as I once won a novel writing contest and have it published, also won few short story contest. The problem is I've never really into poetry before.
In her situation, what kind of stuff...
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I know this is one of the slow boards, but
You're going about this weirdly. Can't you just meet her normally and see what happens when it happens?
>>16969342
Different faculty, in relatively big campus, no mutual friend, etc.
