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What do you think about lying on a resumee in order to have slightly higher chances on getting the part?
I'm 23 years old and I have only worked as an actor (and got paid for it).
I'm applying for a job at this burger joint tomorrow. They make overpriced "gourmet" burgers, they've been expanding around the city since it' the new trend here. A friend of mine told me about a friend of his that applied without having much experience and while being very clumsy, and got the job
My friend suggested me to lie a little to improve...
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You just have to stay committed. My dad works as a computer software engineer, and is entirely self taught. He put down bachelors on his resume 20 years ago and now he makes something like 90k. But he is always "in character" if you will.
>>16971369
What do you mean? You telling me to just believe it and go for it?
I mean, it's just a small lie, but at the same time I feel weird about it. As if, maybe they just hiring people and if you go with lies and shit, they will turn you down, like they prefer honest people.
I cook a lot for my brother. The kitchen is no unknown place. Not the same as a burger joint, yeah, but i'm very familiar with it. But yeah, how the hell do you show that on a resumee anyway?
>>16971369
So your dad is dishonest? That's a pretty shitty character trait. You live in a house lies.
I've been friends with this one girl for about 8 months now and I've developed feelings for her. When we first started to hang out, I made sure of myself that I wouldn't fall for this chick, however, spending everyday with her, more than her boyfriend, I found that we are literally the exact person. We like the same things, we think the same way, we do things the same way. An example would be if we saw something happen, we would always look at each other, without any words and know exactly what we were thinking of and smile/laugh. I was thinking about telling...
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Too add on to this, there are a lot of time where when we finish an activity, we usually end up with the words "so.... What do you want to do" and we always hesitate, does it mean it's a sign we should be fucking in the passing period
Adding on again, there was a time where we were bored and looked at each other and because we know what we're think always thinking about, in this case, sex, we were about to initiate it, but because we were close friends and never tried to be Be intimate with each other, it felt awkward and we ended up laughing it off and never tried being intimate with each other. However, there were times where I was close to her, kindaaaa hinting her, but it didn't go anywhere
christ op, let me give you the rough and dandy verison :
You need to break it off with this girl
She has a boyfriend, and you're just another center of male attention. You need to leave, work on yourself, date other women, and then, when your ready and she's single, then you treat her like any other women, pump and dump or relationship, either way. you'll get over your oneitis and become more confident, which will make her want you more.
Also, never ask her to hang out, always dates, if she's uncomfortable, more reason to move on, if not then work with it.
this hairstyle looks like absolute shit. the girl may as well be bald.
how can i make my girlfriend stop doing this shit?
>>16971315
>how can i make my girlfriend stop doing this shit?
Ask her politely. If she doesn't stop, deal with it.
>>16971315
Really? I like it. Looks clean and professional.
>>16971315
I agree with you OP but didn't you post a thread like this a few days ago?
Warning, you might be dating my ex. Is her name Grace?
My girlfriend doesn't believe that I love her, and that I'd never leave her ever. How do I prove it.
>>16971298
Dump her and then a few days later text her "lol just kidding"
Anything more serious?
>>16971306
Alternatively, let her fuck a black dude while you watch and suck the cum from her vagina so she knows you'll do what it takes to keep her
Sup advice? Can I get advice on adding some girth to my ding dong? I think if I make it thicker I'd be much satisfied. Anything helps!
Anybody tried pumping before?
You can't make your dick bigger without rendering it impotent by damaging the tissue. In order for it to change from a flaccid to erect state, the penis has to give up the ability to repair the tissue from damage like you can find in your biceps or quads. You are stuck with what you've got.
Wrap some balonga around it. No one will notice.
>>16971287
I heard Jelqing improved girth too, well the trade off is that you dont really feel pleasure while having sex, but she probably does, so
Wasn't sure where to put this so I figure it's best to ask for advice. I'm wondering if any of you fine people have the ability to look up a license plate for me. Guy reversed into me in a parking lot, jumped out of the car, threw a card for his insurance company at me, and sped off. I got his license plate number but the card has none of his information on it. When I called his insurance company, they refused to give me any information until I can get the guy's name. I'm kind of stuck here and would really appreciate some advice. Will provide the license...
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I have no idea but bringing it to the police might be an easy solution
How do we know that you're not some stalker with a restraining order?
You can't, you can only look it up if you're an authority who has a genuine reason to look up licence plates. It's a privacy thing. Go and report it to the police, or talk to your own insurance company
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Should I make a fake Twitter and use a hot guy to ask my girlfriend for nudes to see if she's a slut?
>>16971069
Yes
yeah
>>16971082
Should I ask for them right away or flirt a little? I'm afraid to know the answer
My mother in law and my wife have never had a great relationship, due to her being an abusive and mentally ill woman. But over the last few months it's been creeping into our relationship and specifically our house. About 4 months ago, she took my wife's house key without her permission while she was knocked out at the hospital, and made herself three copies. We found that out by accident, and we took her keys. A few little things have happened since. But today I got home from work earlier than usual and she was there. Presumably for a few hours because she had rearranged...
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Seriously what the fuck. if she keeps interfering in your life you may need to file a restraining order. Barging into your house and throwing away things is no okay at all.
>>16971012
Change your locks, restraining order. This is absolutely not okay.
my husband and I lived away from our family for a few years. gives both mother in laws a chance to calm down, and give you a chance to figure out what your own house rules are.
Try moving for 3-5 years????
Would you date someone with serious political differences than yourself?
What advice would you give to someone who would?
Depends on how those political views bleed into their daily life.
My advice would be to not sell out just for the sake of avoiding conflict. That should be possible while still maintaining integrity.
>>16970982
I wouldn't even date a person with an opposing taste in music as mine (read: A bad one)
Try to not make your relationship about your political stance, make it about your shared interest of what the fuck is going on in the world. If arguing about politics does get the better of you, try to funnel that energy into make up sex.
>>16970982
i only date ayn rand
i only speak logic
i only see truth
i only wield knowledge
for i am an atheist... and ignorance is my greatest foe
one day, the sheeple will bow to my superior intelligence and i will cuck the entire population with my uncanny intellect
Right now i`m a nice guy, everyone likes me. I have lots of friends, I am funny, accepted, whatever.
I hate it.
Too many obligations, and too many people.
I want to become an asshole, like pic related. Is it possible to just change personalities?
>>16970957
>Like archer
You have to rethink your life if you're going to mold yourself into a fictional comedy character.
Yes you can. But you have to stick with it. You can't bounce back and forth anon. I used to be an autistic nicefag and now I'm a douche who lifts who's still kinda autistic but talks to chicks and shit. It's possible but it's also gotta be natural, don't be someone you're not.
>>16970973
Was it worth it anon?
Has anyone here lost weight and build muscle, solely to attract/get women ?
>>16970767
yes. that would be almost every straight man who works out.
>>16970774
I got laid as a fat guy, I got married as a fat guy, I had my first through sixth threesomes as a fat guy. I got fit because I didn't want to die of a heart attack.
>>16970767
God she's gorgeous, I want to poke her face with my penis
Is it normal for girls to go into the same stall to pee? I was at a mcdonalds sitting in the back of the place where I could get a view of the ladies room when the door opened. You could see two stalls the big one against the wall and the little one two my left. When a girl opened the door to go inside I noticed that two women were in the big stall. One was sitting and peeing while the other girl was standing to her left as if she was looking over her and talking to her. I saw them come out they both look like sisters early 20s age range and caucasian possible lower middle class....
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Yes. I always take my sister/friends into the stall. It's normal op
>>16970710
Really?
>>16970701
they were doing drugs, retard
>Interview question
>If I asked you to complete a task one way, and you were 100% sure my way was wrong, what would you do?
What would you answer to this?
"I would bring up my concerns and respectfully inquire into whether or not you absolutely want me to do it that way anyways"
>>16970669
do it my own way and tell you that i did it your way
cant argue with results
>>16970685
>What if I disagreed with you and still told you to do it my way, which you were still certain was 100% wrong?
So how come nobody asks me out on Tinder? I'm female, been using it for maybe two weeks and I have over 100 matches (I've been picky). Guys talk to me just fine, but usually the conversations just die away or we never even talk about meeting up or anything. Usually it's like a normal chat about books or video games or whatever. I don't usually reply right away and I may sometimes take a day or two to respond.
Now, I'm too shy to ask the guys out myself, especially as it seems they're just looking for a chat... But should I reply more frequently?...
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>>16970596
taking forever to respond could be some reason. it implies a lack of itnerest (even if thats not the case). a guy might be glued to that all fucking day talking to girls all day, getting to know girls all day, so by the time you respond they may have already talked to 10 girls and met 2 of them. just in the time it takes you to say 'oh not much just playing mario party'.
men also tend to wait for the right chance ot invite. instead of just blurting 'lets get coffee' they try to find...
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If a girl was taking a whole day to reply to me I wouldn't bother with her. Acting like you're too busy to respond to someone when you have a fucking smartphone is so fake and lame.
>>16970596
A guy on tinder will drop the convo if he thinks he can't get laid or if he started to talk to someone who's more likely to put out. Not all guys do this but with tinder it's pretty common. Don't be afraid to be upfront. Some guys get shy or just don't know how to go about meeting girls. It's such a popular app and I feel like it's gotten to the point where people forget you can use it to meet up with people. Good luck!
