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help what should I say?
Hey, why the long face?
>>16968445
haha. Shes not that bed plus its only my 3rd match in two months.
>>16968456
whaa..?
And He began speaking and taught them, saying:
Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be filled.
Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy.
Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the sons of God.
Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are you when men revile you, and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely for My sake. Rejoice and be very glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in this manner they persecuted the prophets who were before you.
Matthew 5:2-12 - The Beatitudes
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Does the Bible say anything about heartbreak?
I need some guidance from the Lord at the moment.
>>16966597
Jesus be yourself
>>16966597
It is common for Christians -- in fact, anybody -- to become discouraged. However, we can take comfort in knowing that Jesus is always in control: "To everything there is a season, a time for every purpose under heaven" (Ecclesiastes 3:1)
Remember that Jesus is always there for you, you may not know it, but He is there right now. Even I struggle time to time, for I am but just a man. Jesus says in the Bible, "...all have sinned and come short of the glory of God" (Romans 3:23). It is by the blood of Jesus that we are saved, and in that my friend, we can rejoice and glorify God
Going back to Ecclesiastes (https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ecclesiastes+3), there is a time for everything under the heavens: a time to be born, a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to uproot what is planted. Including, "a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance" (Ecclesiastes 3:4). This moment of heartbreak will pass, for it is written in His Word
It is always darkest before the morning, life is not a snapshot but a moving picture. Keep in mind that "Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away" (Matthew 24:35). One day, we will all pass from this world and step into eternity
Have faith my friend, believe upon Jesus' name and He will always be there for you. He is waiting for you on the other side. Stay strong, read the Bible, pray, pray, and pray so that you may endure until the very end
Alright fine I admit it, I want a girlfriend and any time I say other wise is me just trying to cope with being a fucking beta faggot
How in flying fuck do you even get a girlfriend? What the fuck do I do? They are always in fucking groups never alone, how the fuck am I supposed to approach that?
I'm so fucking tired of being a beta it's started to affect everything in my life, I have not done ANYTHING for the past couple months because I can't talk to her and I lie to myself about it.
God dam it I have not made a fucking move in about a fucking YEAR NOW!!!
How the fuck do I fix this? I just want to be able to cuddle up with her :/
If we had a step by step instruction manual on how to get a girlfriend, this board would only have half the traffic it has now. We can't help beyond make yourself as attractive as possible (both physically and otherwise), and sort your shit out.
>>16970418
>We can't help beyond make yourself as attractive as possible (both physically and otherwise), and sort your shit out.
God dam it I'm fucking good looking i'm 6'2", I see them looking at me, I know they like me, they tried to make moves before
I ALWAYS fucked them up god dam it
That is the fucking problem I have fucked up so bad with almost every single girl and now It is just awkward as fuck and starting shit now would just suck even more... fml
I would need to fucking relocate completely to fix everything ....I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE WITH A GOOD LOOKING WOMAN!!!!!!!!
I just want a girl friend :/
>>16970405
Will you tell her about how the NWO is making chemtrails and mind-controlling us with radio waves. 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TAKE OUR FIREARMS! YOU GLOBALIST REDCOAT!
My friend raped me and I don't know what to do. She's my best friend and she knows I've been depressed and had girl problems due to social anxiety and has always been there for me. Though at times she can be a little flirty.
Recently, I went over to hers for a drink and movie and I felt slightly sluggish after a while. She soon starting getting very touchy and flirty and told me to sleep. I didn't feel like I wanted to sleep but my body was saying otherwise. When I woke up, she was stark naked riding on me, I tried to push her off but I felt so fucking weak, I broke down and told her to stop. I told her she knew I was saving myself for "the one" and she blurted out how she always felt for me and how I'm attractive and she didn't want me to be with anyone else. I didn't want to ejaculate but being my first time inside a woman, I ended up doing it inside of her and she claimed "I'm hers now". I cried to myself knowing I'd been sexually assaulted by someone I loved and trusted. As I gathered up strength to push her off me, I took up my pants and ran to my car. I'm currently in my car now, do I tell the police? I don't want to do something I regret but I'm mentally and physically scarred right now.
Call the police if u really think you were raped if not go back in there and get some pussy
Are you sure that is something that actually happened, or just an elaborate fantasy scenario you made up in your mind and now took out to test on unwitting s/adv/irgins?
Yeah, call the cops. Milk the shit out of it too. People need to stop thinking males are the only ones who can rape.
Hello /adv/
>I am at a great university with a great study system (perfect for me)
>I study what I (practically) love
>Hard study programme but good support and tutors
>Worked REALLY hard to get where I am
>Don't have to work / never have money problems
>Live in a great studio apartment 10min from uni
>Have parents who fully support me and my decision
>Have many friends
>Know my faults and how to (theoretically) fix them (procrastination!)
BUT still don't perform well. Pass barely, always stressed out or gloomy. Procrastinate extremely, always tell myself that I have to change.
Cannot stick to schedules, but still always in library till 10pm.
Try to work through, but get don't get shit done. Still feel burnt out.
KNOW HOW TO FIX EVERYTHING, BUT DON'T DO IT.
Have to pass Stats or will get thrown out for good (cannot reapply in same country) - exam is in one week. Wouldn't know what to study or do otherwise (still cannot get my ass going).
>Sometimes think of suicide now
>Parents believe in me
I have the opportunities most people never get in a lifetime and I am fucking it up.
WHY CAN'T I GET MY SHIT TOGETHER, MY LIFE IS FUCKING PERFECT DAMN IT.
What's your diet like?
>>16968273
I try to eat healthy all the time.
>Oatmeal
>Fruit
>Cook myself (curry, rice, potatoes)
Tend to neglect food when stressed, like now
>>16968232
bump
Hello /adv/, am I fucked?
> black guy steal my keys, my credit card and my phone while I'm drunk
> I catch him 10 minutes later calling escorts with MY phone
> I ask him nicely to give me back my stuff, doesn't work
> I push him into a wall and take my phone and my keys by force
> He runs away with my credit card
> I kick him in the ass to catch him
> In front of cops
> End up charged with assault
If I get a lawyer and shit, who will be winning at court?
The guy doesn't even have any injuries
Well it's not like you were doing it in self defence, so chances are likely that you'll be charged. Why didn't you lay a complaint with the cops yourself?
>>16970529
I was drunk so I couldn't grasp the situation well.
I did try to grab him to take him to the cops and that's when he ran away
>>16970538
>I was drunk so I couldn't grasp the situation well.
Unless you were so drunk that you had no control over what you were doing, that doesn't matter
>I did try to grab him to take him to the cops and that's when he ran away
That's not what I meant. What you should have done is filed a report with the police instead of trying to be a vigilant and get your stuff back. You could file a report now, but I don't know what they'll make of it
I dunno, I want to ask this to femanons here.
how do you feel about cassanova?
Like, how would you feel about a guy that is average looking, but has extreme charisma, make you laugh, make you feel special, have interesing hobbies (maybe he plays a musican instrument and do painting or read literature), speak several languages, know how to cook, about art, etc.
You know, an interesting cool person.
What if he also had the game and was extremelly good with the ladies, but he also cared about your opinions and enjoy the time he spends with girls.
He's confident and the typical dominant person, but he's not agressive nor violent, simply extreme confidence in himself.
You know, someone like cassanova.
What if you meet him.
Yeah, you like him and have sex, right?
Pretty normal stuff.
How would you feel if he does the same to all the girls you know, but he's not the typical chad that dumps girls after a one night stand.
Like he trully care about all the girls he met and spend time with each one.
Obviously he's very honest with all the girls and you know he sleeps with other girls, he has even show you some of his girls and tried for you to become friends.
Obviously he wants to have a harem of girls, but he spend time with each one and care about each one.
You know, like the books, right?
I wanna know how would you feel as a girl about this.
He's clearly redpilled over human relationships after reading philosophy and don't believe in western notios of monogamy.
Wtf are you trying to get at here
>>16970098
there has been cases of cassanovas IRL.
just want to know females opinions.
>>16970105
What are you looking for advice on?
hey /adv/
I am really paranoid at the moment and obsessed with the thought of my bf looking at other women. He has reassured me that he isn't and I know he isn't acting in the way I imagine he is.
On Friday we're going to a big club with some friends, the first time we've all gone on a big night out in months. I KNOW I'm going to be going crazy at the thought of him checking out other girls there (even though I have no reason to believe that he will).
I can see myself freaking out and having to leave early or something because I find these thoughts extremely upsetting.
How can I deal with these thoughts and have a good time? As I've said, we've talked about this and he gets extremely offended that I think that of him but I can't help but notice and attractive girl and assume he's checking her out, its soul destroying.
I never used to be like this but now its got out of control.
Club scene is not your thing then.
Do you have any explanation why this has become such a big problem for you?
>>16969885
yeah, none of my friend group ever goes, out we prefer to get fucked up at home and im terrified of going into this with such a paranoid mindset
CALLING ALL NEET FAGGOTS AND MEME MACHINES. This is the thread for you. I've only recently come to this shithole and I want to help you all. Let me be your NEET taken femanon advice giver. I am here as a friend and a guide for you NEETS and beta fags. I will answer any questions about girls that you want as truthfully as I know how. I can be a massive shitlord without a filter though and it's been nearly 24 hours since I've slept. REEEEE all you want shitlords. It gives me life. The trip names comes from my shitty ass teeth. Thanks to the anon who posted that shit in my thread. I own you sum dik suk. Muh diagnoses is "bipolar one with psychotic features." Watch out, I just might get fucking T-T--T-TRIGGERED.
I am looking for a fuck buddy, not a relationship Any tips? I don't have the terrain, don't have plenty of cash.
I will making a fucking side skype account called NORMIES GET OUTTA MY SKYPE and fucking add hoards of you and school you on how to get the pussy. I do NOT GIVE A FUCK. You guys send some advice that isn't shit.
I've recently met a girl, and sooner or later I'll probably have her alone with my guitar. I always hear girls love it when guys can play the acoustic guitar and sing. Over they years I've learnt a few songs that I think would impress her. But I need some more. List me some songs to play on the acoustic that will leave her wanting me. Thanks.
>>16968937
OP cont.
does it really work? any experience with this? have you ever used this technique to make a girl want you?
Oh, i would like to hear a guy play "hallelujah" for me. Cheesy but playing the guitar for her is already cheesy, you can go all out.
Follow up question: What would be piano pieces you would love to have a girl play to you?
I play piano. In my experience girls love soft relaxing jazzy shit
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><Random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something we cannot explain to you. In video game terms, you are lvl 1 social skills and the "Interpret signs" ability requires level 10 to unlock. Get more experience.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking.
>Brandon
Fuck off
>>16967438
Question for the women, are you a hive mind in social settings when you're with your friends?
All I mean is do you just agree with each other to fit in, or not question a narrative or opinion.
>>16967447
Depends on the girls i am with. As in any social setting, i do think before i speak cause i might have some non-conforming world views that don't need to be discussed with everybody, not to mention the social consequences doing so would have. For example: i was having lunch with a bunch of girls from work. One ranted that her bf sent her an offensive "funny" picture. She showed it around and i found it hillarious. But i sat on my mouth cause it was sexist and promoting rape. Being honest about my humor would have had bad consequences in that situation sice i work with kids. So it would have done way too much harm to "be myself". If i am with close friends then i voice my opinion if i think it adds to a conversation. Lamenting over what is funny and what not seems a bit futile to me
>>16967438
Women
Where do you take your attention first: chest, shoulders, ass?
Do you all hate each other? For some reason every group of girlfriends I meet hates all my other groups
I know of a girl that flirts with a lot of my friends, goes out with them once or twice, and then rejects any advances they make. I'm next. What is she doing and why? Is she playing the field and just not happy with my friends? Should I be worried is hooks up at parties or is that normal behavior, no sex, just make outs?
College age
Basically, how do I initiate group sex
I have my own apartment now, and I live with my gf. My best friend, who I've been close with since high school has been coming over with his girlfriend, and we've been getting close as a group.
I find his girlfriend attractive, he finds my girlfriend attractive. My girlfriend is curious about threesomes, and so am I.
I think it could be enjoyable, but as far as I am aware no one in the group has done anything this "wild".
I think with a little facilitation this could go quite well. I was thinking about having them over, getting a few drinks in our system and playing a game like strip poker, and then maybe doing a little truth or dare to escalate things even further.
If anyone has done anything like this I'd be interested in hearing how it went down.
How open is your best friend? How are you and your best friend gonna work this out? Is your friend gonna first assume it's actually sex with him or just the two girls taking turns with each of you?
If there's no cohesion, someones gonna be the odd man out - either you or you're friend.
Honestly, I'd just offer to swap girlfriends with your friend and move from there. Go on double dates with them and see if their's some chemistry.
I wouldnt do it with very close friends but that's just me.
>>16967090
I really wanna swap girlfriends too, I think having some weird rotation going on would be too complicated for novices like ourselves.
I'd rather do it with my close friend, because letting another guy's dick inside my girlfriend takes a lot of faith, for me at least, so I'm more comfortable with someone i know well.
>>16967074
first and foremost, talk to your girlfriend about it. find out if she actually wants it. having one ally makes it eaiser, as opposed to you looking like the autist talking about gangbangs.
if shes on board, then make a plan. strip poker is fun, once you have some drinks in you.
you can also try to gauge your best friends interest. have you even seen each other nude before?
More like this
>>16964492
No, more like this
https://lumina.bible.org/
>>16964492
Based on recent experiences (everyone knows this shit already anyway, apart from me)
1. When you meet a girl and you realise you like her, ask her out as soon as you possibly can/when you get a good opportunity.
2. Do so casually, in a friendly manner, directly. Don't say "Hey, let's go on a date", say "Hey, let's go do XYZ, it'll be fun" - the whole avoiding saying "Do you want to" is important.
3. Express interest by being genuinely interested in the person, don't try to hide that you have a crush on them.
4. Respect their boundaries and don't ever come on too strong.
5. Text on the basis that you send one text, she sends one back, don't spam, don't send long texts.
6. Texting is shit and you can't really talk via text message. You will realise that you need to get to know them better through dates. You can use facebook if she uses facebook but dating is important.
7. "Dating" is the process through which you get to know the person, but also the way in which you direct your relationship with them along a certain path, rather than that of friendship.
8. You actually have a kind of "window of opportunity" with a girl in which you are new and have some novelty. She doesn't know you, you don't know her. Get to know her by dating her. If you become friends, it gets a lot harder to switch to dating because she's already known you for some time and you're not new and exciting anymore.
9. Never try to do the whole "I'm such an anxious geek god" kind of self deprecating shit. Be self deprecating but don't show her how fucked up you are and that you have issues.
10. Again, just for emphasis, ASK HER OUT - AS SOON AS YOU CAN
11. You'll regret not asking her more than you will regret asking her after she laughs at you.
12. Be interesting, don't shoot all your bolts too soon, you need conversation ammunition so you don't get awkward silences - think of cool questions to ask her, ideally.
13. Be mysterious.
14. Get cool hobbies
Yours sincerely,
RejectedNiceGuy
Obligatory.
When I hear or see people enjoying sex I get so jealous, whenever I've tried sex I never enjoy it, and whenever I masturbate my orgasms are nothing like the ones people describe.
How do I make peace with the fact that I'm missing out on life's greatest pleasure?
>>16969550
A) don't evaluate your happiness based on how happy other people are, that's always unproductive
B) >whenever I masturbate my orgasms are nothing like the ones people describe
How are you masturbating, and what are your orgasms like? Is it possible you aren't actually reaching orgasm?
>>16969554
I masturbate a few different ways, either with a wand vibrator or with hands with different strokes
It's definitely an orgasm because the vagina pulsates and muscles twitch and I feel relaxed afterwards. And there isn't much pleasure, it's very unsatisfying.
>>16969572
>muscles twitch
what muscles? Abdominal, pelvic, or just right up around your vagina?
>"Finally, horribly, some rapists enjoy making their victims' bodies respond to the assault as a sign of dominance. These rapists work to get a physical response from their victims. They have learned how fear and anxiety can correspond to other forms of heightened arousal, and they exploit the connection."
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-05/science-arousal-during-rape
A lot of the studies on rape victims involve self-reported answers and are therefore unreliable.
I honestly believe that all the legal/social shame bullshit behind rape is to mask human's primal nature: to take and be taken. If a woman is raped and she orgasms, it is complete bullshit to turn around and say she didn't consent. She had an orgasm. Put yourselves in her shoes. You're having a FUCKING ORGASM. YOU'RE ENJOYING THE EXPERIENCE. Feeling bad about it later doesn't mean shit. Own your primal desires.
A woman who is raped is damaged goods permanently. It's a hard fact of life. She has been emotionally and physically bonded to 'her' rapist.*
*ever notice how women in particular use the possessive when describing rape incidents? If you're so ashamed why is it YOUR rapist and not the MAN WHO RAPED YOU?
Your body and your mind are not separable here. "Consent" never exists in nature.
"Rape" is a social construct. Forcing yourself on someone and making them orgasm is simply an act of dominance and a natural expression of gender polarity. There is no 'rape' in nature.
This applies for man on woman rape, woman on man rape, and all other gender/non-gender combinations.
>>16968519
kinda suck to be raped by some ugly girls tho
>>16968533
It also sucks to stub your toe.
>>16968519
Who cares? Rape is hot.
