Hey, why the long face?

>>16968445
haha. Shes not that bed plus its only my 3rd match in two months.

>>16968456
whaa..?

Does the Bible say anything about heartbreak?

I need some guidance from the Lord at the moment.

>>16966597
Jesus be yourself

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>>16966597
It is common for Christians -- in fact, anybody -- to become discouraged. However, we can take comfort in knowing that Jesus is always in control: "To everything there is a season, a time for every purpose under heaven" (Ecclesiastes 3:1)

Remember that Jesus is always there for you, you may not know it, but He is there right now. Even I struggle time to time, for I am but just a man. Jesus says in the Bible, "...all have sinned and come short of the glory of God" (Romans 3:23). It is by...
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If we had a step by step instruction manual on how to get a girlfriend, this board would only have half the traffic it has now. We can't help beyond make yourself as attractive as possible (both physically and otherwise), and sort your shit out.

>>16970418
>We can't help beyond make yourself as attractive as possible (both physically and otherwise), and sort your shit out.

God dam it I'm fucking good looking i'm 6'2", I see them looking at me, I know they like me, they tried to make moves before
I ALWAYS fucked them up god dam it
That is the fucking problem I have fucked up so bad with almost every single girl and now It is just awkward as fuck and starting shit now would just suck even more... fml
I...
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>>16970405
Will you tell her about how the NWO is making chemtrails and mind-controlling us with radio waves. 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TAKE OUR FIREARMS! YOU GLOBALIST REDCOAT!

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Call the police if u really think you were raped if not go back in there and get some pussy

Are you sure that is something that actually happened, or just an elaborate fantasy scenario you made up in your mind and now took out to test on unwitting s/adv/irgins?

Yeah, call the cops. Milk the shit out of it too. People need to stop thinking males are the only ones who can rape.

What's your diet like?

>>16968273
I try to eat healthy all the time.
>Oatmeal
>Fruit
>Cook myself (curry, rice, potatoes)

Tend to neglect food when stressed, like now

>>16968232
bump

Well it's not like you were doing it in self defence, so chances are likely that you'll be charged. Why didn't you lay a complaint with the cops yourself?

>>16970529
I was drunk so I couldn't grasp the situation well.
I did try to grab him to take him to the cops and that's when he ran away

>>16970538
>I was drunk so I couldn't grasp the situation well.
Unless you were so drunk that you had no control over what you were doing, that doesn't matter

>I did try to grab him to take him to the cops and that's when he ran away
That's not what I meant. What you should have done is filed a report with the police instead of trying to be a vigilant and get your stuff back. You could file a report now, but I don't know what they'll...
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Wtf are you trying to get at here

>>16970098
there has been cases of cassanovas IRL.

just want to know females opinions.

>>16970105
What are you looking for advice on?

Club scene is not your thing then.

Do you have any explanation why this has become such a big problem for you?

>>16969885
yeah, none of my friend group ever goes, out we prefer to get fucked up at home and im terrified of going into this with such a paranoid mindset

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I am looking for a fuck buddy, not a relationship Any tips? I don't have the terrain, don't have plenty of cash.

I will making a fucking side skype account called NORMIES GET OUTTA MY SKYPE and fucking add hoards of you and school you on how to get the pussy. I do NOT GIVE A FUCK. You guys send some advice that isn't shit.

>>16968937
OP cont.
does it really work? any experience with this? have you ever used this technique to make a girl want you?

Oh, i would like to hear a guy play "hallelujah" for me. Cheesy but playing the guitar for her is already cheesy, you can go all out.
Follow up question: What would be piano pieces you would love to have a girl play to you?

I play piano. In my experience girls love soft relaxing jazzy shit

>>16967438
Question for the women, are you a hive mind in social settings when you're with your friends?

All I mean is do you just agree with each other to fit in, or not question a narrative or opinion.

>>16967447
Depends on the girls i am with. As in any social setting, i do think before i speak cause i might have some non-conforming world views that don't need to be discussed with everybody, not to mention the social consequences doing so would have. For example: i was having lunch with a bunch of girls from work. One ranted that her bf sent her an offensive "funny" picture. She showed it around and i found it hillarious. But i sat on my mouth cause it was sexist and promoting rape. Being honest about my humor...
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>>16967438
Women
Where do you take your attention first: chest, shoulders, ass?
Do you all hate each other? For some reason every group of girlfriends I meet hates all my other groups
I know of a girl that flirts with a lot of my friends, goes out with them once or twice, and then rejects any advances they make. I'm next. What is she doing and why? Is she playing the field and just not happy with my friends? Should I be worried is hooks up at parties or is that normal behavior, no sex, just make outs?
College age

How open is your best friend? How are you and your best friend gonna work this out? Is your friend gonna first assume it's actually sex with him or just the two girls taking turns with each of you?

If there's no cohesion, someones gonna be the odd man out - either you or you're friend.

Honestly, I'd just offer to swap girlfriends with your friend and move from there. Go on double dates with them and see if their's some chemistry.

I wouldnt do it with very close friends but that's just me.

>>16967090
I really wanna swap girlfriends too, I think having some weird rotation going on would be too complicated for novices like ourselves.

I'd rather do it with my close friend, because letting another guy's dick inside my girlfriend takes a lot of faith, for me at least, so I'm more comfortable with someone i know well.

>>16967074

first and foremost, talk to your girlfriend about it. find out if she actually wants it. having one ally makes it eaiser, as opposed to you looking like the autist talking about gangbangs.

if shes on board, then make a plan. strip poker is fun, once you have some drinks in you.

you can also try to gauge your best friends interest. have you even seen each other nude before?

>>16964492
No, more like this

https://lumina.bible.org/

>>16964492
Based on recent experiences (everyone knows this shit already anyway, apart from me)

1. When you meet a girl and you realise you like her, ask her out as soon as you possibly can/when you get a good opportunity.
2. Do so casually, in a friendly manner, directly. Don't say "Hey, let's go on a date", say "Hey, let's go do XYZ, it'll be fun" - the whole avoiding saying "Do you want to" is important.
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Obligatory.

>>16969550
A) don't evaluate your happiness based on how happy other people are, that's always unproductive

B) >whenever I masturbate my orgasms are nothing like the ones people describe
How are you masturbating, and what are your orgasms like? Is it possible you aren't actually reaching orgasm?

>>16969554
I masturbate a few different ways, either with a wand vibrator or with hands with different strokes

It's definitely an orgasm because the vagina pulsates and muscles twitch and I feel relaxed afterwards. And there isn't much pleasure, it's very unsatisfying.

>>16969572
>muscles twitch

what muscles? Abdominal, pelvic, or just right up around your vagina?

>>16968519
kinda suck to be raped by some ugly girls tho

>>16968533
It also sucks to stub your toe.

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>>16968519
Who cares? Rape is hot.