Post pic. I'll give a sincere answer.

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>>16965380
i dont care for an opinion but sure, have fun

If you are feeling insecure about your looks, lose the weight and lose some hair. Don't just say things like "oh she doesn't like how I look, time to kill myself"

You can't. You're gay.

I understand why you see the lifestyle and community that way. You're looking at the stereotypical, almost "assumed" way that gay people are and live.

That isn't the way that it has to be. That isn't the way that it always is, either. You've just got to find someone who suits you.

Don't like flamboyancy? Then don't hang around a flaming faggot. Pretty simple eh?

You can't stop being gay, but you don't have to be what you don't like about the gay lifestyle and community, whatever the fuck that means. You are who you are, nothing's going to change that.

>>16964531

>>16964564 is me

I forgot to add:

The reason why you're seeing adverts for gay dating is because your ISP/internet browser or SOMETHING is collecting data on what you browse every day. How the fuck do you think online advertisements are so accurate?

>>16966211
>has an std
>kissed a baby
You're a girl aren't you? Go to the hospital. Unless it will bankrupt you, then just wait till tomorrow and go to a clinic or doctor or something. You can't spread syphilis from saliva so don't worry about the baby.

And for fuck's sakes, in the future close your legs. Restrict your sex life to protected sex with a monogamous partner whom you trust and is tested for std's. This doesn't...
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>>16966224
Oh yeah, I'm an epidemiology student, so while this isn't a professional opinion, I do know what I'm talking about.

>>16966224
Well, i didn't suspect anything yesterday... Ofc i wouldn't have kissed him if i had!
And i have a bf of 6 months. This is going to be very awkward for him since i have always been faithfull...

Dude she's obviously not interested in you. Give up. Sorry man, but you'll find someone else.

>>16966110
>Have a nice life

You don't need to say that, that suggests you resent her for not being up-front. You probably do, I would, but does it really achieve anything if you say that? Like do you want to get into an argument with her about how she's not being direct enough with people?

Just be cool, say "alright, that's cool, you take care of yourself" or something. She's right, you did go "drama queen" but that's because you forced...
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1) You're coming off too strong.
2) If you were/are interested in a "relationship," you should have let the conversation drop after "have a nice life." Continuing it from there just got weird.
3) If you're just interested in being cool/pals with her,... you came off too strong. Now it's weird. Cut your losses.

tl;dr: OP fucked up.

Fuck her so often she loses weight.

But really, exercise with her, go jogging and to the gym and stuff. Should be fun

According to the OP pic, she went from around 27% to around 32%. I think 25-27 would make her stunning because she is gorgeous

>>16966100
Those are Good suggestions. Do I just avoid her weight and compliment her when I see her getting thinner?

>>16964555

Tell him he is 2legit2quit.

>>16964555
Stop saying mean things or ill kill myself

did he develop this since you've known him or has he always been like this?

if the latter, you chose to take this on. deal with it.

Women, I'm the girl I love's backup man.

I'm pretty certain. Assuming I'm right, how do I react when she breaks up with her boyfriend?

My heart screams to let her in, but my ego is saying fuck this cunt. Then my heart tells me it can't believe I called a woman I loved a cunt, then I see her stop into my job and lean over and talk to me for too long a time lingering with those eyes...then my mind tells me she's doing it to keep me on the hook. Then my heart says who cares? Why can't it work out?

Then I wind up in /adv/ wanting...
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>>16963957
Listen to your brain, which should be saying get the fuck out of there.

Had a bit of back-and-forth texting with this girl I just had a first date with. Eventually she ended it and said "see you next Wednesday"

Wednesday is still quite a bit off. Should I take that as a hint to leave her alone and not hit her up until then, or is it okay to just shoot her another text in a day or so? She was ill and not very talkative, which is why I'm not sure if I should just leave her alone until she's better.

yes, you are wrong to be upset.

>>16963153
no you're not wrong to be upset, jealousy is fairly natural.

That being said you shouldn't really do anything about it and just learn to deal with it cause hes not doing anything wrong.

>>16963153
It's okay to be jealous, but you shouldn't be upset with him. First you were unhappy because he was lazy and overweight. Now that he's working on himself, and making progress, you're upset that you may have competition. The poor guy just can't win.

Work on yourself, if you're not fit, and find some sort of physical activity you can do together. You could even sign up for Jiu Jitsu (ask him about it first, because it may be something he'd rather do for alone time).

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You've been drinking and wanted to fuck.

Good to know that seems to be the only time you text me. You probably don't realize it but it hurts a lot. A lot.

I don't want to see you tonight. I'm not going anywhere. You're not coming here.

I wish I could channel all the autistic energy and motivation I have for obscure and dumb shit into something practical that will help me get a job.

July 8th, 2015. First time I saw you
July 16th, 2015. Your birthday
July 18th, 2015. I got your number.
July 24th, 2015. You showed me your favorite song. It's this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_vaTlam9oc
Mid-September. You never came to the festival. I hadn't seen you in months and wouldn't for another few months.
October. You changed your mind last minute. Didn't see you then either.
November 18th, 2015. I saw you again, and we had a lovely time. I held your hand, you hugged me tight. I picked you up and spun you around, and you giggled...
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how bad we talkin' bout here? pics??

>>16961800
This is bait. No guy would walk out from getting laid after pulling off the panties

We need information, what do you mean how it looks? Most guys don't give a shit and you might have had terrible luck with guys who extra fussy over that shit.

>>16966414
yes to labioplasty. roasties are fucking disgusting

Don't do it. There's a good chance your vagina isn't actually ugly and you're just buying into the roastbeef meme

>>16966414
It really sounds like you have body dysmorphia, if this is such a big deal to you. Puffy vagoo lips are great, if you're into 12 year olds. But the small lips with flaps feel and look the best when you're actually going down on a girl. They're pretty goddamn cute when you tug on 'em.

could she be dead

>>16966299
nope, posted new pic on instagram and facebook today.
and i think its highly unlikely she found another dude, shouldve mentioned that beforehand, but shes not like that in general, so im throwing that idea out as it doesn't appropriate logical backing

why dont you just assume that she's met a horrible death and live your life? she clearly is selfish and immature. be a man and move on

>>16964326
no lol, everyone will thiink your weird when they look through your wardrobe

STU is best pussy

>>16964326

Make sure you let it go cool or else you will melt ur dick off.

If anyone has ideas, I'd also like some way to accomplish this. It'd be awesome if I were able to at least pretend to sing, but the way that I currently butcher everything is actually too embarrassing for me to even do it jokingly in front of people. The social pressure is mounting, and I'm trying to play nice with others instead of hiding whenever people want me to do something I'm not 100% comfortable with.

>>16961279
See a speech therapist.

>>16961279
When speaking, do you get a good lungful of air, or are you OK with going half empty? Experiment with using more air each time you speak. Could you do a vocaroo as an example of how you sound?

lemme grab my popcorn....dis gonna be gud

>>16961028
>ITT: problems that never happened