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How do you give yourself vaginismus? I want to be so tight that it's very difficult to enter me
I do kegels 24/7 and whenever I have sex I tense up as much as possible but I still haven't reached clam mode
Stapler
>>16970119
why?
>>16970138
I guess so that I can feel like I have a good pussy.
I don't get any pleasure from sex so giving a maximum amount of pleasure is what I can focus on.
>female friend asked me what I did for the weekend
>tell her went to x restaurant
>she said she hasn't been there in a long ass while and what food I had
Did she want to be taken there?
Do you like her? Yes? Then you should ask her if she wants to.
>>16972111
>Did she want to be taken there?
Ask her and you'll find out. We're not mind readers and neither are you.
Acquiring the affections of women requires you to put yourself on a limb and risk rejection. Accept it. Apply it. Get over it.
Sounds to me like she was just making conversation.
>25 years-old
>bi-racial/mulatto
>my distaste for hip-hop/rap culture varies from mild dislike to complete abhorrence
>literally the only chicks I can pull are basic bitches from the midwest who love Drake/Kendrick etc. and try to be hood
>just want a cute, intellectual gf with eclectic tastes, bangs and big thighs who likes to read and listen to public radio
>live in Portland, OR so these...
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you're overthinking this, race is much less important than you think it is
>>16971656
post a picture of yourself. i have an idea but it depends (and differs largely) on what you look like
>>16971673
Ignore the face scruff, I'm usually clean shaven. That's literally a week's worth of growth, I have the facial hair of a 13 year-old mexican
Does anyone here have experience dating close friends?
yes, and it went VERY poorly
Yes, and it's been fantastic
>>16970554
Yeah and it was fucking horrible
She's a hoe and has sent noods to niggas b4. What are some alpha techniques so I can fugg her. Or at least get noodz.
alpha techniques are: being attractive, and not being a nerd
>>16969037
Nigga don't even. I know a guy who looks like a fish and pulls hella. Somone give me real answers.
ok, let's do it in person then so i don't fall asleep
figure out how to say that in your children lingo
Dealing with PTSD, going through a lot of stress and having a manipulative husband (soon to be ex-husband) exploit every trigger to make me break down and lose my shit.
So I'm kind of proud of myself for identifying what he was doing and saying (mostly through voicemails and texts) as triggers and being able to pull back and tell myself "I'm being triggered on purpose by an asshole that wants me to suffer" which actually does calm me down a little, and takes me just a little bit out of the bad past moments that I'm reliving.
The thing is...
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May I ask you what "triggers" you so much?
>>16968530
Yes.
Most of the triggers are general gas-lighting and crazy-making stuff:
He tells me what I'm thinking (he's always wrong, I'm usually not thinking what he thinks I am but if I try to say that then all hell has broken lose.)
He tells me what my motivations are (same parenthetical as above)
Having him lie about events to me when I was there and acting like my recollection is 100% wrong.
Accusations and statements that put me in a position where I feel the need to explain myself...
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>>16968641
I just got out of a relationship with a girl that was the same way, that shit is really disorienting. Just remember you're in control of your own reality.
You sound like you're insecure and co-dependent yourself though. But remember: strength lies in the mind, and this dude is an anchor and he's drowning you.
>started university several weeks ago
>literally learning almost nothing, because my only lecturer that has basic teaching skills is for the course I'm overprepared for
I have 4 assignments due in a few days, 3 of which I can't do because they demand knowledge that hasn't been taught (most stuff in computer science) or was taught extremely badly (most stuff in maths). And the 4th I'll just get a 1/4 mark no matter what I do because the lecturer dislikes me.
I'd quit at the end of this...
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Fellow Vic student here, what are you studying and who's your lecturer?
>>16971548
>Please dox yourself for me.
>>16971548
I don't know any of their names except my physics lecturer, John Hannah.
>COMP 112: Slightly awkward, rather bubbly guy with glasses
>MATH 141: Speaks engrish and has an extremely weird teaching style, which is why I can't do the assignments because they're problems I can solve in a style I haven't learned.
>MATH 151: Obviously someone overqualified for teaching first years, because they spout mathematical...
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So I'm 18 and left Middle School and became a NEET, but I have a job part time now flipping burgers and I want to move on in life and get a GED.
Problem is I have a horrible math disability. Discalcula is what they call it. I can't barely keep track of shit in my head when I'm carrying, much less remember multiplication facts.
Shit, right now - I don't know how to convert a decimal to a fraction, even though I just learned this last week.
No idea what the fuck to do about this.
I imagine the other parts of the GED being as easy...
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I am currently living the NEET dream rn. I can't do math for shit either but I cheated my way through it in highschool. You either HAVE to find a way to learn it, find an excellent tutor. I still have to count on my fingers, where is the shotgun. You can do it m8. I believe in you. Papa bless.
>>16969306
>I sitll have to count on my fingers
Same
>>16969358
Calculators were invented for a reason, so we don't have to do math. Leave that shit the the chinks pls. Don't worry guys, casually racism only. Gotta hate em all equally.
Is there any hope if i m a handheldless virgin at 22?
There's always hope but you will need to do something outside of your comfort zone to change your current circumstances. What do you attribute your lack of contact with the opposite sex to OP? I can offer you some advice if you'd like but need some more backstory
>>16967449
was kissless, handholdless, hugless, and non-work non-school non-family conversationless virgin at 27
had sex for the first time last week, amazing girl
>>16967449
>lots of the men who resort to online dating are below average
Why do people keep using this data to try to apply it to non-online people/situations?
Of course you have a chance op.
In fact, the boy I have a huge crush on right now is like 21 and in the same boat as you, and I'm like a 7/10 probably
So I posted that picture on facebook and my super catholic aunt commented on it....
Aunt: Why the post Anon? Are you agreeing with the sight that Christianity is a myth? I let the other post slide but I'm beginning to wonder if you are doubting the faith you were raised in. I know you don't celebrate 1 special day for the death and resurrection of our Lord but do you still celebrate him at all? :(
Anon: I saying I don't believe that easter is the day Christ rose or that we should celebrate it as such. Same with Christmas and using it to worship the day jesus...
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Can't your ask your Rabbi about it, Schlomo?
srsly, who gives a damn
Easter isnt pagan. This bs has been debunked ad nauseam
She's wrong about Christianity, it's a myth:
>Jesus died for three days, resurrected
>walked on water
>born of a virgin
Jesus is Horus the Sun God, who we know to be a myth, representing the sun:
>for three days in winter the sun rises on the same spot, and then continues rotation
I'm not saying there isn't a god, but the Christian religion is definitely a myth.
You can't argue with the ignorant, just ignore...
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First time posting on /adv/, and I'm kind of unsure about my situation.
My cousin killed himself yesterday. Everyone at the house was in shock, pain, tears, and disbelief - and I sat there like a rock.
I've been emotionally distant for a long time, for instance when I lost my virginity, I felt like I was having something beyond an out-of-body experience. I was there physically, but mentally I'm miles away, thinking about other shit. I have an extremely hard time in social situations for the same reason - I feel a step removed from the entire process.
I've...
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Some of us don't feel as strongly as others. One day you will recognize it as the gift it is.
Tried taking anti-adhd meds?
>>16970067
>anti-depressants
That means your chill pillz are working... Seriously that is what they should do. To weaken your emotions so you don't feel like ... person with depression.
>I'm not sure what I'm trying to ask.
Oh hey, free advice: solve your problems and stop taking chill pillz. Be careful about the order of task thou.
I've been seeing this bipolar chick over the last week and I felt like I really liked her. She does everything I want sexually and she's very affectionate, but she's also the most insane person I ever met.
During a blowjob, she literally said "I'm definitely going to have to cut myself after this." On our first night hanging out, she told me her fucked up life story where she was repeatedly molested by her mom's boyfriend. She's extremely unstable and told me that she hears voices in her head. One time after fucking her in the ass, she curled up in the fetal position and cried about how the voice in her head was yelling at her for cheating on it.
I guess I just don't know wtf I'm doing. I like this chick but she's fucking nuts. The sex is some of the best I ever had and I don't wanna give that up, but she's starting to get very needy.
Please help
>>16968449
Have you ever heard the phrase "Never stick it in the crazy?"
If not, you have now.
>>16968449
everything you described sounds like she is a 100% bullshitting attention demon.
>>16968477
What's the point of somebody like that? Should I just bail even though the sex is incredible?
I wanna ask femanons what do women consider attractive in a male.
Does the meme that females care more about confidence and security, charming, charisma, being a natural joker and funny guy matter more than the physical body?
Will a female be physically attracted to a male other males could consider as ugly?
If so, how is possible that ugly boys can still core really cute gf?
it really just fucking depends, dude. True attraction (like oh I want his company rather than kek gonna use this sucker) can stem from a lot of things. I know weird looking fellas I wouldn't bang who manage to get women fucking them every night, taping it, licking their bum hole, etc. Meanwhile, good looking outgoing friends who have trouble getting women they'd like.
Think of yourself as a product. How do you get sold? More exposure, looking neater, cleanlier, being interesting, etc.
>>16967390
>Taping it, licking their bum hole etc.
I'm sorry anon, but you gave me the biggest kek of 2016. God bless you.
>>16967390
This seems more like a matter of charisma and confidence.
What you seem to post it's more women seeing the guy is a low self steem who lacks obvious social skills, you know, the famous omega and beta.
I find weird how ugly dudes who have all the NO looks generally score more girls.
Maybe because they were bullied by their looks so they had to compesate it with getting gud their charisma?
hello 4chan. I usually do not shitpost things like this, but I am in desperate need of help and would appreciate any help I can get. I never post homework, tests, or anything of the nature so this is a huge cry for help for me. last semester I ended up with a D- in my algebra 2 class and I can't afford another bad grade. I have A's in all other subjects, and my parents put great pressure on me to do well academically. Academic failures are what triggers major depressive episodes in me and it's been that way for 4-5 years now. I know some of you will look at this...
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I was in the same boat as you in high school. I know how you feel exactly. I'm sorry I can't help. Good luck man, you got this.
Nigga thats some basic trig shit. Dont tell you are in AP math dropping Ds cause then you are hopeless lmao
>>16971051
you're doing this totally wrong.
heres how to do things right:
>take the assessment
>let it assess your actual mathematical knowledge instead of trying to mask that you're struggling
>if you get a bad grade, tell them you are struggling
>ask for them to help you by getting you a good tutor
>go to tutor regularly at your parents expense,...
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For some reason my parents have a psychic connection to my cock. The second I get hard and I mean the literal second I stroke it one time they open their door and start running around and yelling and making noise and getting in my shit. They also walk by and do it the second I cum they sometimes do both in one fap.
It's literally the exact second I stroke it every single time I mean every single day I mean every single day for years without them missing one fap. They literally know the second my cock is getting hard
Fap when they're not around.
>>16969856
They're always around
>>16969860
None of you ever leave the house?
