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If it's a handy or oral, I can keep from finishing for eternity...
But seriously just like 8 pumps in the holy of holies and she's baptised you feel me?
Go for seconds.
>>17345467
Oh but the humiliation ):
>>17345473
She probably flattered, Have you talked to her about it?
I am a 25 year old male and never had sex. I am petrified of having sex. I am scared of women getting crazy and claiming rape. I am scared of women getting pregnant. I am afraid of getting a disease. I am afraid of her coming to my job or something and blurting out weird shit.
I don't know why I am like this. I have seen so many friends ruined by women. So many friends who use to be happy, then knocked some girl up and now some of my friends are suicidal, shells of their former selves OR so unhappy that they resent their kid and the girl.
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING...
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Only bang pregnant women, then.
You should actually have sex so you can experience how mediocre it is and become even more confused.
>>17345412
Think about it. They can't get pregnant, and the guy they'll be stalking is the one who got them pregnant.
I'm seeing a guy and known each other for roughly a month now, we've had sex (except for penetration) and we've spent time together, today he took me out to dinner and he paid (I didn't want him to) but he seems to get uncomfortable at the conversation of putting a label on us. I tried to bring that topic up and he lightly said he wanted to keep going and that he was having fun and he asked me if I was having fun too... except a few days ago he said something entirely different over text. He said he wanted to have something with me and that I should tell him if I wanted to be official. Now I'm confused as hell and I don't know what to think, and I'm scared to bring up the subject again.
I have no idea what to do, thoughts? I think I have to try talking about it because lack of communication really sparks up my anxiety.
Communication is key
The paying for dinner thing is culturally dependant - it would help to know where you are from (im from australia and women very rarely expect to pay or split bills here)
>>17345404
>we've had sex (except for penetration)
How do I politely ask my friend to join his informal soccer team? I want to get into a sport but obviously it’s his group of friends, I don’t want to put him in the position of having to shoot me down. The last thing I need is to be out playing soccer with a bunch of guys who either see me as an interloper or are way above my skill level
Holy fuck, you are insecure. Just say, "Hey, when you guys playing again?" and just go play with them.
>>17345380
I'm not gonna invite myself to my friend's thing. They're his old college buddies, I don't know a single one of them.
>>17345327
>> stay together up until today where she broke up with me again after looking
"Hey bro, I'm thinking of getting into soccer, if you guys have space for one more, would it be cool if I joined?"
Don't be so insecure bro. Most people would love to have more people to play with, hell, most people like to teach and train new people, too.
>cheated on my girlfriend awhile back
>she found out a couple weeks ago
>break up and fight and end up staying together
> stay together up until today where she broke up with me again after looking through some of my old search history
Is there anyway for me to get her back? I've genuinely been trying to change myself as a person by going cold turkey on porn and by talking to her more. We were supposed to move in next year and I really want...
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>>17345309
>is there a way to get her back
possibly. but why woudl we know it? girls arent robots all running the same script. they arent mortal kombats where pressing the right kind of buttons will lead to a fatality.
they are human. if theres a way to get her back, you are perhaps the only person who would have any inkling of it.
have you tried a really big romantic guesture?
i dont recommend quitting porn though its hte only way to get your urges for other women out.
>>17345309
If she were to get back with you AGAIN, she'd be literally retarded.
You were lucky enough to have another chance after cheating. Did you really need pussy so bad as to compromise everything you had? You disgust me.
Leave this poor girl alone to fall in love with somebody who isnt a shitlord to her.
>>17345309
Bad thumbnail
Leave her alone
What do I say now?
I'm usually okay with this stuff but I haven't been with a girl in a long time. I don't know where to take this conversation.
>>17345305
I'm yellow btw
Ask her if she is into butt stuff.
>>17345305
Cocktease and a slut drop her
>sorry i only like nice girls
I'm burnt out from Pokemon, 4chan, and Smash Bros 4, and I need a way to pass the time. I'm 20 years old, and a full time college student.
What is something else I can do in my spare time? Also please nothing that would involve a lot of other people.
I thought about reading novels, swimming, hiking, and geocaching. Are those sustainable hobbies?
Go to the fucking gym
>>17345299
Buy an 80s/90s sports car/coupe from craigslist and drive/restore it.
>>17345310
That has people fucking everywhere. Maybe working out at home I guess would be good.
>>17345332
That'd be fun! Though I was looking for more of an everyday kind of hobby
Ok, will be to the point without details.
It seems to my boyfriend doesn care about me/doesn't pay attention. He just looks for me (most of the time) for sex, and the rest doesn't talk too much and he doesn't answer my messajes often.
But then, when he knows to I'm sick or something bad happend, he is there for me.
I just wonder what the fuck.
Makes me feel sad to he just worry about me when he wants sex or I'm sick/injured.
(Never self harmed for his attention, but lied one or two times about a cold or little fever)
And...
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Okay, so he's not a clingy loser who needs to spend every waking minute with you or wants to attend your every whim. Yet he's there for you and obviously cares about you.
Back in the day, we called this being a real man. Nowadays I guess you have to drag him onto a daytime television show and complain about how he don't treat you right.
>>17345291
Does he take you out to dinner? Do you do things together besides stay in?
Dear menfolk of /adv/, I have a question
Would get together with an older girl? Like 4 to 7 years older than you?
Fucking duh.
>>17345288
yes. i do date my age, but im very open to women in their thirties. why? well i dont like bars and clubs much. once every few months is fine, but nah.
most women in their thirties want to go out to eat, or stay home and watch netflix. they dont even mind just doing their stuff while you play video games or other.
they also dont mind paying for meals. not just at restaurants but... i mean i was 19 and apoor as fuck, my girlfriend was 30. she'd buy us steaks every fucking week. was amazing. woudl...
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>>17345288
If we get along and like each other enough, i can't find a reason not to.
For some reason I can get super hard by myself but sometimes I don't having sex. Some of the time I lose my shit just switching positions but if I'm alone I can stay hard for minutes without even visual aid.
High temperatures are bad for hardons.
>>17345292
I've tried in winter and summer and with the Ac on
>>17345295
Do you masturbate a lot? Do you ejaculate a lot? Look at porn a lot?
I've gotten to the point where I don't look at porn or only one day a week at most. Then when I make out with a woman I'm hard as fuck. Maybe lay off the porn and sexy chick pics and see what that does?
>met this girl on my leadership class in my univ
>We already know each other for 4 months now
>she is cute, funny and silly but I like the way she is silly, great gal
>In this short period of time we had become good friends
>but she´s taken
>I´ve grown feeling for her this last month
>what should I do?
>She is 18, I am 20 and...
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>>17345274
Accept the fact that she is taken and move on you fag.
>>17345283
Fuck that shit. OP show her you can be a better man than her man. That is if you really want her. If you don't then move on.
I want to do that, but at the same time she is not with that much with the idea of weed and such since I smoke lol
My cousin just asked me to be a groomsman in his wedding. Here is the situation. We were great friends growing up, even though we lived in different states. I haven't seem him in a few years because I've been off at school and he's been in the military. Also, I haven't met the bridge or any of her friends/family.
I don't want to accept because it will cost a lot of money, and I'm not sure if I'll have the full time to commit - I don't know how hands on he wants us to be. The one time I was a groomsman, it cost me a ton more money...
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>>17345273
>Am I basically obligated to accept here?
No. But fuck you. Man the fuck up you lazy motherfucker.
This is what relationships are. A hell lot of work, but they're good for you and it's a lot better than being lonely the rest of your life. Why doesn't it just simply make you happy to make people happy, lazy ass?!
Your cousin will always be thankful, so alone for this fact, do it faggot!
He is not some dense retard not knowing you won't be able to be invoice...
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>>17346324
>invoice
*involved. Fucking autocorrect.
I'm a woman so if I asked a cousin or friend to be involved in my wedding and they had these issues, I would understand (unlike the other anon).
Keep in mind Im the type of woman who chose to marry by the court and didn't have a ceremony because I thought it was dumb to spend more money. Things may be different with your cousin if he's the uppity type like the other anon.
If youre low on money then be straight up and tell your cousin. If he understands then he may buy your tux for you (but he probably wont since he's making military money). If...
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>be walking down the street after coming back from the drug store to get some lotion and heartburn meds
>guy stops me on the street and asks me what's in my bag
>tells me he's a cop
>shows me his phone and tells me that's his badge
>show him the lotion I have in my bag
>he asks me what the antiacid stuff is
>he keeps reiterating that he's...
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>>17345271
Undercover cops carry physical badges on them, the phone deal was just bullshit.
>>17345277
why did this guy harass me? he didn't take anything from me. there was no drugs in the bag. would he have taken the drugs if it was in the bag?
I was playing Pokemon Go, so he might have been a guy setting up a Pokestop to deliberately fuck someone up
>>17345271
>>tells me he loves me
Basically I know some guys at the gym, we spot each other and talk and shit, wanna get them to agree to do shit outside the gym, already got their info
Whats the best way to go about it?
Ask them if they wanna go out for beers and bitches. Us dudes love beer and bitches.
>>17345262
pretty much this. all it takes is hanging out.
if you find it too awkward to invite a group of peopel who barely know each other, throw a more general 'party' at your place and invite them to go. then in the next meeting invite just them
but to be hoenst just saying 'hey planning to go to the bar for beer and bitches this friday, any one wanna hang?'
>>17345269
>>17345262
I cant get them all in one place at the same time
Is it weird to ask a single person to get food with you?
Im starting to feel like its weird to ask a single person to do anything specific and instead you need to just ask something vague like "hang out"
When I say Im at a loss here I mean it, I'm at a loss, I'm pretty much a recovering /r9k/er, and I feel like Im stuck in this weird transitory limbo state
On average, how judgemental are people? On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate yourself?
I worry other people will think I'm inferior a fuck up and disgraceful a lot but I also think the majority of people can't possibly be as fucking awful and cunty as I expect to be. Or can they?
I feel inferior to humble people and superior to people who brag. And I have learned years ago not to judge people from the first sights. I unconsciously judge but tell myself to ignore my judgements.
Most people aren't paying attention at all.
>>17345221
I am like 6/10 I judge people but don't tell them until they really piss me off then I fire a thousand of their shortcomings at them verbally.
