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Will I get a succ if I give a girl a massage? I want to know before I put in any effort.
idk man what is your relationship with this girl
Every time I have ever gotten a girl to have sex with me for the first time, I started with a back massage.
>Only twice has a back massage NOT gotten me a girlfriend. So that's 8 out of 10.
>>17345218
Didn't you watch Pulp Fiction?
If somebody offered you a lot of money for sex and in all fairness you were attracted to them before you found out they were rich, and they definitely check out, how should you approach the situation and still protect the terms of the agreement? In this scenario no other terms have been agreed to like saying or multiple interactions. I just don't want to get duped.
>>17345199
Just do it and take the money. You fucking faggot. Do it.
>>17345213
But like, what if they want to stiff me? Or want to meet up more than once?
>>17345199
Im guessing your a women?
What are some things you would like a girlfriend to do for you that would make you happy?
This doesn't include sexual escapades.
>>17345196
I've never had a girlfriend so I can't answer form that perspective. Some anon posted some album of what people on /r9k/ liked in girls or what a girl did that they liked. This was in that era where /r9k/ still had a balance between normalcy and shitposting.
Expect some weird answers but maybe you can find what you are looking for in here.
http://imgur.com/a/uv3R2
Out of every relationship I've been in, which would be 6, I have been cheated on in every one. Yes I was extremely heart-broken each time. I do wonder, at this point should I keep my loyalty up or take vengeance?
Pic somewhat relevant.
>>17345180
Spy cameras are your friends.
>>17345180
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe, it's you thats driving them away? Did they ever explain to you why they left you?
>>17345214
Believe it or not, Im the innocent one in every case. I was always the better person. And none of them explained why, however, my last ex left me dirty only because I fucked up (after she fucked up herself).
I'm really confused, I don't know if I lke my bf?
weve been together almost a year and a half. when we first started dating, I was so happy, he was like my dream guy. as two or three months went buy, he made me question many times if I wanted to be with him. slowly over time, sometimes he's still really sweet and a dream, but it's really inconsistent; and most of the time I feel lonely and like he doesn't put in enough effort. I know relationships get more comfortable, but I feel like I'm really unhappy.
I always feel like I'm mad at him, and like everything he does makes me mad. but I get really jealous and clingy and possessive, and would I feel like that if I didn't like him? I get all crazy about him. but I'm also always mad at him. and again im not happy, except for the once in a while day or week he's nice and makes me feel really good, how he did when we first started dating.
when we have sex, I don't really get turned on anymore.
also, I feel like I'm not the best girlfriend to him. like I'm not a bad girlfriend, but I don't think I love him as much as I should (like actually and in my head. I mean, there has been times in our relationship where I felt like I never in my life loved someone as much as he, but I don't really feel like that currently). And I don't think I always make
him feel really good about himself and feel happy. I don't really compliment him a lot and ask him about his life etc although he doesn't do any of this for me either really. I don't try hard to get to know his family/friends even if we don't like each other, and again I get mad at like everything, and I guess I don't 100 percent trust him.
I'm so confused do I not like him or does he not like me or do I just care too much or like what's going on :;
>>17345149
When you say he made you question your relationship, what sort of stuff is he doing (or not doing)?
>ITT women not knowing what they want.
>>17345157
idk
he just did stupid dumb shit. like he told me he hung out with his friend and there were his friends wife's girlfriends there and be didn't tell me.
he took a snapchat of his best friends ex on Instagram that had 69 likes and said "i would have liked ur pic but it already had an ideal amount of likes" which seemed like a grey area of flirting, also went to her work (restaurant) and saw her whatever.
was best friends with his ex's twin sister for most of our...
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I suppose I'm not gonna find a girlfriend or hook up with a random girls so I've decided to find an escort lose my v-card with one.
Anyone have good advice for precautions I need to take if I'm going to fuck an escort?
>>17345143
If you're going the escort route, you're gonna want to stay away from sites like Craigslist, and the like. Public sites like that, are usually a big no-no.
>>17345151
What websites would you recommend?
>>17345143
This is a work safe board, you ignorant child.
Advice? Stop being so fat, ugly and pathetic you have to pay a woman to touch you.
I'm scared
scared of what?
either way, so am I, OP, I'm really scared
>>17345116
Hold me!
>>17345118
how do i do that?
I can pray for you if you want, I'm a Christian. But obs it's ok if you don't want to.
Can you just go somewhere and start over with a credit card?
>>17345098
Why do you need to run away? If you can't fix your current mistakes, what makes you think you will when you make new ones?
>>17345105
I just want to live somewhere warm and with more opportunity not running away from anything but a depressed economy
So I'm gonna need some sauce on that image OP.
As for your question I think it really all depends on what your running away from.
If you did something illegal then there's a good chance people will be looking for you.
If it's just a social thing then I don't see why not as long as you actually think you can just cut all your ties like that.
So im losing my shit right now. Had unprotected oralsex twice and vaginal sex with this girl a year ago. Now shes been asked on ask.fm if she has aids and she jokingly said she doesnt know. What should i do anons? Isnt the chance low she actually has hiv and isnt it also a low chance to actually contract it? Am i overreacting?
>>17345077
Bitch why aren't you getting regularly tested for these things like people are supposed to?
Get tested.
>>17345077
Get tested you idiot. Why live with that hanging over your head, instead of just going to the doctor and finding out for sure.
>try to drink something cold today
>Intense, searing pain shoots through the left side of my jaw, centered at my tooth
>this happens whenever I drink anything cold or warm
Am I already dead
>>17345070
according to the ads on tv you have sensitive teeth: brush with anti senstivity toothpaste. problem solved.
Go to a dentist you idiot.
ur suffering from whores mouth m8
What are some helpful tips on starting your life?
I'm a 27 year old man-child living with his parents still. After high school I fell into a dark period of time where i wasted about 6-7 years doing absolutely nothing productive but losing myself in fantasy. My education is limited and i haven't developed any dreams or aspirations yet, so i don't know what i want to do with my life. I have a job working just above minimum wage, but it's a dead-end job and i can't move up. I want to get away from this current form of living and start my own life....
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>>17345067
Alright, why don't you start by turning a negative into a positive?
You have the foundation. Your family is your backbone right now, and you can lean on them while you learn to stand up for yourself.
Start saving up your money. Dead end job or not, start pooling in your income towards things that will benefit you, for example: A car.
Work on your self image, start working out. Go for walks, hit the gym. Eat better. Adjust your sleep schedule.
Discipline yourself. Don't...
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>>17345067
move out of parents house: their are lots of people who have their own houses and living on the minimum wage. you will need to be a able to wash, cook and clean up after yourself. if you cant even do that may as well stay where you are mooching off your parents you useless sponge.
>>17345087
This.
I think the first step in "fixing myself" should be working on my almost non-existant motivation.
For most of my life I've had issues with it. It always takes a lot to get me to get up and doing things and a lot of the time I find myself sitting around letting my time waste away because it's "easier". It's had a massively negative effect on my education as well as my overall social life and mood. I think once I deal with this everything else will fall into place more easily
What can I do about this? It's really problematic
Push yourself you lazy fuck.
>>17345060
Do you really think that other people don't have the same issues? Do you think you're magically struggling more than everyone else?
Just fucking do shit, it's what literally everyone on the planet deals with.
>>17345054
>I think the first step in "fixing myself" should be working on my almost non-existant motivation.
Not quite the first step, though certainly an early one. Find some small, quick wins, and start with those instead, and use the momentum to start working on motivation.
Please don't judge....my wife and I got paid Friday the 8th... I paid the bills and she was supposed to pay $300 for our car. Yesterday while at work she texted me and told me our food stamps were cancelled and she had to use the car money... she took out kids to a pool birthday party and while I was cleaning I found a Walmart receipt dated 7/9/ 2016 for the food she bought... paid with food stamps... is there a possibility she's hiding something?
Who's foodstamps?
I used to buy foodstamp cards all the time, $1 per $2 foodstamp dollars.
Just ask her.
>>17345046
She is on drugs
>>17345053
Our food stamps, correction, the kids food stamps. While at work she texted me and told me that the kids food stamps were cancelled and she had to use the money for the car payment to pay for food
>Meet girl in grad school
>Become friends, wow she is super cool ask her out
>She says "no" "she doesn't have feelings for me."
>Disappointed, go soft no contact for 2 months
>1 month ago she starts texting me again
>Says she wants to drive 400 miles to hangout where I live
>Says she is living alone next semester so we can watch movies...
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She into me or what?
Sounds like she is yeah
Sounds like you're plan b op.
Yeah she wants you.
Hit it and keep a reasonable distance.
>fall for this girl on dating site
>she's great
>funny, cute, kinky, all my favorite traits
>we both hit it off super well
>few days in she starts acting weird and quiet
>2 weeks in she tells me she had a boyfriend whom she's been living with for the past 5 years
>find out they were on "break" but apparently boyfriend didn't believe...
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Online dating sites are filled with people like this. Did you have sex with her?
Yep, looks like you were her "break" fling. Do you really see a future with a girl who would do something like that?
>funny, cute, kinky, all my favorite traits
You will find another with similar or better traits, you might be over-rating things by pure emotion.
You can deal with this based off the fact you were attractive enough for a women and pull off a bang. This means you are able to do this again. Just repeat until you find a suitable match.
>>17345038
>Anyone have advice?
Shitty people exist. Congrats, you met one. Now its time to stop fixating on a situation that requires no more thought or action and move on.
