get with you?

are you implying you're a woman with male friends? Because if so then there is a 100% chance they're only putting up with you in the hopes that they can eventually get in your pants.

There's no such thing.
They all want to fuck you.

Some will seem like they don't, but they're just betas waiting for their "moment".

If you don't believe me try to come on, very clearly and strongly to them. If you ever get turned down I'll give you my life's savings.

>>17002123

This is a lie, ignore it. Frankly there's no foolproof method, though. You just go do shit together and act like you would around any other normal people.

That's normal, youre not gay or curious man

>>17002071
I think that's pretty normal, if you're all close and good friends?
I mean, I can't honestly say from the male perspective but I always assumed so. Doesn't mean you're bisexual, or that you ever have to go through with it. The occasional thought isn't weird.

>>17002075
>>17002138

Well, maybe I downplayed how often I think about guys in a physical way.

It's at least a couple times a day. Granted, girls are like an upwards of 20, hah, but I still find myself thinking "That guy is kind of hot." Not like, "Oh dayum, I'd tap that" but in a weird, not-quite-sexual-but-not-quite-innocent way. I don't know.

Also, my porn habits are like 98% straight... but that 2% is gay.

Sounds like op has a small willy

>>17002054
I dont understand how this is a legitimate response

if some douche told you that he wouldn't even consider dating a girl with small tits would you consider "all men such terrible people"?

It's difficult with those old windows. Never the right size...

post more of your wife

a butter knife is what I use. have to be gentle though

why are you taking out your screens when it's only now about to turn to spring

Why do you think you have to be hot for the job? Or do you want to just become a sex worker?

>>17002012
No, I don't want to be a sex worker. I'd actually prefer to work in a clinical/medical environment and plan on pursuing an AAS in medical massage therapy before becoming an LMT, but I've been told that massage settings prefer to hire attractive people because clients are generally put off by not-so-goodlooking therapists touching them.

>>17001998

how ugly? how manlet?

just get fucked like you deserve, anon

>>17001996
Go ahead and pretend to be sick, just go get a sick note (pretend to have diarrhea, something that isn't seen from the outside, when I did this they said I must have a stomach bug. Remember to get a sick note if you're skipping a test.)

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>>17001996

Ok so listen, if you do what I did in college you're never going to have this problem. The weekend after you get a big project, you start on it. Stop fucking procrastinating and just do it. You literally don't have an excuse when the book is something as well known as The Odyssey, it would take zero effort to scrounge up a copy online. Read a little bit every day, and when you're done you shit out a rough draft as long as you have even a basic understanding of the source material after which you...
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That you should really get help.

>>17001929
>"man you should really get help "

they think youre disgusting

>>17001923
Why don't you just experiment with making art or music or something else creative in your spare time? Most artists can't quit their day job anyway, and at least STEM pays well enough that you can afford high-quality supplies.

>>17001950
I considered just doing that, but my gut is telling me to take the plunge and go 100% artsy to really get into an entirely different world

>>17002165
Good luck being a worthless leech entirely dependant on others then.

>>17001892

Draw on paper.

>>17001892
How about trying to become a functional person instead of escaping your pathetic reality
If you know your parents would be upset at you for it and you're too weak to argue your case for why you're doing it then you already know you shouldn't be doing it.

>>17001931
Hoh, decent idea actually. I've tried it before though and it's not nearly as enjoyable as digital though :/ I usually have to erase and redraw each line 1000 times, so I've used up like 50 pages before for one super shitty looking drawing. I will consider this further though, thanks for the suggestion.

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>>17001890
>prescribed lean
what do you mean?

>>17001890
codeine? probably.

>>17001925
Codeine and promethasize or whatever I have stomach problems but I get a stimulant prescribed now and I want to try and get anxiety medications too but I think I will look like a drug seeker

Just bring it up with him.

>>17001882
Is he a truck driver?

He probably has a girlfriend who isn't you. Lol 1 week without communication?...yeah let it go.

Just take this opportunity to not be embarassed. Shame is overrated.

>>17001816
You could try asking her not to look at what you've bought before?

giving out your password isnt really a good idea regardless of who it is.

I suggest you just say no or that you do it for her instead.

inb4 "have sex"

>>17001787
Either you are gay or you just like your women old fashion.

both are ok :)

>>17001797
Is it ok? Nobody else seems to think so (not gay, the other thing)

Go into firefighting if you go that route. EMTs are miserable

>>17001779
finish college.

The work may seem great but this is the only time the world give you a pass on life to get your education. Take it while you can.

>>17001779

I thought EMT-P topped out at like $18 an hour or something, with EMT-B paying like $12.

If you want to do that to yourself. If you have loans that are going to kick in, it's probably a horrible idea.

>>17001727

Chances are she doesn't give a fuck.

What do you expect to gain by telling her (Hint: you won't gain shit by telling her).

>>17001736
Thanks...? I guess?

>>17001746

You are welcome.