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What should I get at McDonalds?
Mcflurry, you can pour it down my vagina.
Buttermilk chicken sandwich.
>>17005305
>McFlurry
>Pour
Anon...you can't do that
>>17005312
Too small
>Senior Prom is next week
>Dad really wants me to go with a girl and has told me so repeatedly
>I don't have any friends
>I don't havs a chance with girls
>really no close connections besides my divorced parents
It feels like there's nothing I can do
Need advice
I'm sorry dad
Ask a girl you think is pretty nice, you don't have to love her just go for it.
First find a girl that has the same problem
Second slowly give hints to girl
Third take girl to dance then ask girl out
Final after prom leave the female and never talk to her or your kid
Tell your dad he is a cuck for raising you, because you're a fag.
I am incredibly afraid of strip clubs /adv/. Mostly because I know if I go in one... I won't leave.
I have a really bad habit of over indulgence in stuff that I don't experience often or at all.
I am not a sexually male and I am 26. My mind is like aching to just feel and experience women but I am afraid of strippers controlling me. I feel like a rapid animal internally.
I want to lick and knead the flesh of women. My mind feels poisoned and I feel like the only way to control myself is to not indulge at all. There is no... Moderation for me....
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It's really not that "crazy," it's just normal sexual impulses building up without an outlet. You need an outlet. It sounds like you're looking more for a prostitute/escort than just a stripper, though.
you cant really man handle strippers that will get you kicked out.
Stripper joints are normally a no-touching situation.
What you want is a hooker.
My boyfriend gets very jealous when I type to people in mmo. When we sit beside each other playing mmo he will get mad if I type to other players but people think I am a man so I see no issue why he gets so jealous.
he's deeply insecure and this reflects VERY poorly on him; big fat red flag flapping angrily in the wind right in your face
>>17005228
tell him to calm his tits. As long as you aren't flirting it's fine.
Jealousy ruins relationships. If he's jealous he doesn't trust you. have you ever done anything that makes him think that way?
Also in my experience over jealous people tend to be the ones that end up cheating. I don't know why. It's like those senators that try their hardest to be anti gay when they are actually secretly gay themselves. Projection, I guess.
>>17005230
How do I deal with his behavior like this I have no intentions to baby him or belittle him I am a very calm person. He expects me to carry him in mmo pay for his pots and everything. I just want to play the game.
How do I navigate the politics of schools as a teacher?
I'm assuming you mean with student to student interaction in which case I'd say treat all students the same, unless they're a jackass I guess.
>>17005189
Nah, I mean like colleagues and administration.
We're told all about how to handle student interactions but nothing about the other guys.
Just to clarify, I've never had a job before. I'm currently a student teacher.
>>17005267
What's the problem, exactly?
I got these red shits on my legs, inner thighs
they're flat and don't really itch, but they're ugly and have been there for a couple months
what are they and how can I get rid of them?
I can't get professional help right now
ingrown hair maybe
>>17005176
I used to get them all the time when I was a NEET.
I got them from just being fat and sweaty and sitting on my PC all day.
>>17005178
doesn't really seems like it, and wouldn't explain why I only got them a couple months ago
besides some seem too large for that
I am a straight woman in a long term relationship with a man. Is it normal to have gay thoughts? I keep imagining I am with a soft, cute woman
>inb4 100+ replies
all it means is that you're ready for threesomes and maybe even a live-in "second wife"
>>17005172
I am a straight man in a LDR with a woman, I have been getting a lot of gay thoughts. Mostly from just craving intimacy more than a normal person should. Probably fine.
>>17005177 do you want a cookie? stop it with the shit posts
So my friend since childhood just fought me and he got me. I thought we were just go wrestle a Lil bit but he started swinging at me and got me good a in front of some of my other friends. He's got about 50 pounds on me an is a Lil taller. I can't trust him anymore what do I do.
? I can squat and dead lift 100lbs over his weight (210). I can't let him get away with this any tips on how to take some to the ground ?
Why? Did you deserve it?
>>17005161
Me and him and another buddy were messing around and I tossed his phone at his crotch and he got real pissy at me and came at me.
>>17005158
If he's your friend, you shouldn't take it too seriously.
Fireman's carry if you're actually wrestling due to your strong legs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-cepmvfoEw
Went on two "dates" with a girl (hung out and drank tea, and baked cookies and watched tv together). I realize now I'm not interested in her, she's a nice girl but I'm too busy to date her. How do I let her know? Can I tell her over text, since it's not serious yet?
the normal thing to do would be to 'ghost' on her
a polite way might be over text
unnecessarily polite would be call
don't be surprised if there's blowback if you try anything more than ghosting though, it's one date
meant to say 'two' >>17005163
Those sound like pretty cute dates, that's too bad OP!
