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What should I get at McDonalds?
Mcflurry, you can pour it down my vagina.
Buttermilk chicken sandwich.
>>17005305
>McFlurry
>Pour
Anon...you can't do that
>>17005312
Too small
>Senior Prom is next week
>Dad really wants me to go with a girl and has told me so repeatedly
>I don't have any friends
>I don't havs a chance with girls
>really no close connections besides my divorced parents
It feels like there's nothing I can do
Need advice
I'm sorry dad
Ask a girl you think is pretty nice, you don't have to love her just go for it.
First find a girl that has the same problem
Second slowly give hints to girl
Third take girl to dance then ask girl out
Final after prom leave the female and never talk to her or your kid
Tell your dad he is a cuck for raising you, because you're a fag.
I am incredibly afraid of strip clubs /adv/. Mostly because I know if I go in one... I won't leave.
I have a really bad habit of over indulgence in stuff that I don't experience often or at all.
I am not a sexually male and I am 26. My mind is like aching to just feel and experience women but I am afraid of strippers controlling me. I feel like a rapid animal internally.
I want to lick and knead the flesh of women. My mind feels poisoned and I feel like the only way to control myself is to not indulge at all. There is no... Moderation for me.
Help... Anytime I see a woman who is really attractive, I feel like pouncing on her and just... Indulging? It's not even necessarily sex. I just want to touch and taste and see and smell.
The worst part is that I realize how crazy this shit is.
It's really not that "crazy," it's just normal sexual impulses building up without an outlet. You need an outlet. It sounds like you're looking more for a prostitute/escort than just a stripper, though.
you cant really man handle strippers that will get you kicked out.
Stripper joints are normally a no-touching situation.
What you want is a hooker.
My boyfriend gets very jealous when I type to people in mmo. When we sit beside each other playing mmo he will get mad if I type to other players but people think I am a man so I see no issue why he gets so jealous.
he's deeply insecure and this reflects VERY poorly on him; big fat red flag flapping angrily in the wind right in your face
>>17005228
tell him to calm his tits. As long as you aren't flirting it's fine.
Jealousy ruins relationships. If he's jealous he doesn't trust you. have you ever done anything that makes him think that way?
Also in my experience over jealous people tend to be the ones that end up cheating. I don't know why. It's like those senators that try their hardest to be anti gay when they are actually secretly gay themselves. Projection, I guess.
>>17005230
How do I deal with his behavior like this I have no intentions to baby him or belittle him I am a very calm person. He expects me to carry him in mmo pay for his pots and everything. I just want to play the game.
How do I navigate the politics of schools as a teacher?
I'm assuming you mean with student to student interaction in which case I'd say treat all students the same, unless they're a jackass I guess.
>>17005189
Nah, I mean like colleagues and administration.
We're told all about how to handle student interactions but nothing about the other guys.
Just to clarify, I've never had a job before. I'm currently a student teacher.
>>17005267
What's the problem, exactly?
I got these red shits on my legs, inner thighs
they're flat and don't really itch, but they're ugly and have been there for a couple months
what are they and how can I get rid of them?
I can't get professional help right now
ingrown hair maybe
>>17005176
I used to get them all the time when I was a NEET.
I got them from just being fat and sweaty and sitting on my PC all day.
>>17005178
doesn't really seems like it, and wouldn't explain why I only got them a couple months ago
besides some seem too large for that
I am a straight woman in a long term relationship with a man. Is it normal to have gay thoughts? I keep imagining I am with a soft, cute woman
>inb4 100+ replies
all it means is that you're ready for threesomes and maybe even a live-in "second wife"
>>17005172
I am a straight man in a LDR with a woman, I have been getting a lot of gay thoughts. Mostly from just craving intimacy more than a normal person should. Probably fine.
>>17005177 do you want a cookie? stop it with the shit posts
So my friend since childhood just fought me and he got me. I thought we were just go wrestle a Lil bit but he started swinging at me and got me good a in front of some of my other friends. He's got about 50 pounds on me an is a Lil taller. I can't trust him anymore what do I do.
? I can squat and dead lift 100lbs over his weight (210). I can't let him get away with this any tips on how to take some to the ground ?
Why? Did you deserve it?
>>17005161
Me and him and another buddy were messing around and I tossed his phone at his crotch and he got real pissy at me and came at me.
>>17005158
If he's your friend, you shouldn't take it too seriously.
Fireman's carry if you're actually wrestling due to your strong legs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-cepmvfoEw
Went on two "dates" with a girl (hung out and drank tea, and baked cookies and watched tv together). I realize now I'm not interested in her, she's a nice girl but I'm too busy to date her. How do I let her know? Can I tell her over text, since it's not serious yet?
the normal thing to do would be to 'ghost' on her
a polite way might be over text
unnecessarily polite would be call
don't be surprised if there's blowback if you try anything more than ghosting though, it's one date
meant to say 'two' >>17005163
Those sound like pretty cute dates, that's too bad OP!
Need Your Help Anons. I am getting to my limit.
>Have Girlfriend For 2 Years
>Girlfriend stays/works/Uni from Home all day by herself while I work
>Everythingisperfect.jpg
>Jan 2016 everything changes
>Girlfriend starts drinking everyday to point of passing out
>Six Trips to ER with average length of stay of 3 day
>Still Happening in Feb.
>Do everything I can to get her to stop drinking
>Take car keys, money, ID
>GF still manages to scrape together enough change/cash everyday to drink and pass out
>Go to doctor and get anti depressant and benzos to help with withdrawal
>Has three weeks of sobriety in late Feb.
>Thingsarelookingup.jpg
>Relapses in Mid March.
>Everyday is wake up, drink till pass out, repeat
>Gf lays in bed all day passed out
She literally has no family or friends that will take care of her. She has no job and is literally just something I have to deal with every day. We have been together for 2 years and I very much care for her but I am getting to my limit.
My once beautiful girlfriend who was sharp, sexy, and perfect is now nothing more than a drunk loser shell of a person she once was.
Anyone ever go through anything similar?
>>17005144
Why? What happened? People don't just do a 180 like this unless something bad happened and she's trying to cope. Have you tried talking to her about WHY she's doing this, instead of just trying to make her stop?
>>17005151
She had gone through this over a few periods in her life (I didn't know this until Jan) so there is a history there
Sorry.. that would have probably been useful information. But FOR ME it was out of the blue.
Just dump her ass and tell her you'll take her back if she quits for good.
Hey /adv/
Long story short, there's a girl I really like who I know I can get as a girlfriend but on the other hand I feel like being single for awhile so I don't miss out or feel that way at least. What do, follow my heart or dick?
Never follow your dick.
>>17005663
There have definitely been times where I was glad I followed my dick, but those have been few and far between.
>>17005121Respect the cock! Tame the cunt!
Nothing makes me feel very strongly about anything, except liberalism, which gets me really fuming mad.
I dont really know what to ask but it would be swell if someone told me something I should do
Lol same
your dislike of liberalism likely stems from fear-based perspectives on the world and substantial misinformation from sources designed to whip you up in anger and divide you from the rest of the electorate in order to reinforce the status quo and protect the interests of the powerful and moneyed; this happens to liberals in a parallel way.
solution: become more self-critical of the positions you hold and the assumptions you make, disconnect, and go the fuck outside
>>17005254
t. liberal
Guy A
>Interested in all the same thing...like me but a guy
>Smart, near the top of our law class
>3 years older (26)
>average looking
>Probably the only guy who actually cares about me
>Extremely casual...opposite of a frat bro
>Asked me out, but I said told him no
>However he didn't seemed that phased I said no
Guy B
>Very Forward
>Good looking, I already slept with him
>Says he likes me
>I like him to...he "gets" me
>But I don't trust him
>Frat bro...worried he only wants to sleep with me
I'm so confused
Jesus Christ seriously
This board needs to be called /bait/.
The posts are getting so fucking idiotic that I can't believe that there's people this stupid.
Guy A
>Seems like a good guy that actually likes you and is compatible with you
Guy B
>Probably doesn't really like you and just wants to bang you
Sleeps with Guy B
lmao I give up
I dont know what to think here, m8s. Is this girl really trying to fug, or am I getting set up to be murdered?
>>17005011
I got same exact message 3 months back it's a scam
>>17005011
it's a bot m8. move on
>>17005014
>>17005027
Thought so. So the person I'm texting on my phone is a bot too?
Hey /adv/ does God forgive suicide?
Depends on the God.
>>17004918
Christian God
>>17004921
catholic/protestant/orthodox/other?
