>>17008597
be honest. why is that so hard?

ask her out and if she asks about the stuttering just be honest and tell her you were blown away by her. she will be charmed.

>>17008597
Wait until you finish the project and then ask her out.

Don't ask her out before becuase it might effect your performance on the project.

If she says no you've lost nothing you still have no gf.

>>17008625
... but the group is supposed to stick together for the entire term + no group divorces

>>17008569
I should probably add that I was the one who originally ended the relationship.

You should seriously give this some more time. You're compounding your old relationship mistakes with a new one: thinking that it's a good idea to pursue someone who isn't enthusiastic about you. This is how people end up in miserable situations.

Wait until "thinking about" becomes "enthusiastic about." And if he stops missing you and moves on in the meantime, there could be no clearer proof that his enthusiasm was missing all along.

>>17008586
I think you're correct.
I'm anxious to get back together, but I think that contacting him now will make him less interested (you want what you can't have). If I give him time, he's likely to think about me more in terms of when we first met, rather than the sadness and hurt when he left 5 days ago.

>>17008586
>Wait until "thinking about" becomes "enthusiastic about."
How will I...
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>>17008544
shut down all network connection.

log into network on different computer

update security and change passwords on EVERYTHING

Its not a worm is it??

>>17008544
Wear a different colored hat.

>>17008505
who in the pic bruv?

With no other references and an empty resume? At least a year

a year

You're not going to have enough time, and every kid and his dog does this nowadays. Plus, it might turn playing video games into a chore. I wouldn't bother.

Nope! It's really this simple: you need to have a passion for streaming and entertaining if you want those activities to be worth your time.

If you have a passion for games, spend all of that time playing games. Don't spend it on streaming/recording/editing and so on because you'll be very let down by the result of your effort.

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>>17008490
Thanks guys, I had my doubts about the whole thing. Your advice is appreciated.

>>17008413
Also I think it's fair to say that maybe breaking up with gf might have made me feel like this a lot more recently. But the break up happened three months ago. It was a mutual break up since she was a foreign exchange girl and there was a very low chance of us seeing each other much.

>>17008413
Being happy is directly related to how much shit you have dealt with.

suffering in some way make everything else seem so much better. If you are not changing your life regularly then everything will start to go grey.

>>17008447

I think this is true. I have been feeling like I'm living day to day life on repeat.

>>17008395

depends on how you go about it. marriage is easiest. just trying to become a citizen is a bit harder.

either way 'how difficult' shouldn't be of worry. lets pretend its a scale. would you stop trying if it was a 6 on the difficult scale? a 7/10? an 8?

how easy do you want it to be? i mean its your fucking life, so why not apply and find out.

>>17008395
Canada doesn't accept American health care refugees.

But you can easily sneak over, it's not like they got a fucking wall with armed guards up there.

I'm American and went to school in Montreal for a few years. Due to some personal mental health issues I had to leave school but I really liked living up there so I went to an immigration lawyer to see if it was possible to change my status. The short of it was that the easiest way to get residence if you have no family connections is to marry a canadian, but that takes years. The other route is to get a work visa but for that you'd need to have a post graduate degree and years of experience in your field, additionally your employer would need to show that they attempted a job search and were incapable of finding a qualified canadian for this job, which is pretty much impossible.

I still have her card here though so I suppose you could call her office and have a phone consultation about this, because this was back in 2009 so I may be misremembering or the laws may have changed.

Her name is Andrea De Rocquigny website is goimmigrationcanada.com

>>17008417
yeah but you wont be able to work above the table or get any of the healthcare benefits OP wants, additionally if the police catch wind of you (which they will eventually) you'll get deported and blacklisted so you wont ever be able to visit canada again, even as a tourist.

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>>17008380
Why would you be afraid of your family seeing your dick? It's just your dick.

Do they not know that you're a straight male without a gf? That you get lonely and watch porn? They'd understand, and laugh at you for falling for this, and that's probably it. But now you're throwing money at this, too.

Yeah I tried to think like that, but they were gonna send it to my mom. If they ask for more I already said I don't give a fuck, it is just my dick.

It was a moment of panic desu

>>17008361
One doesn't magically become fat. It's a combination of poor diet, lack of activity, genetics. Generally speaking as you get older you require less calories. Just don't overeat or become lazy.

when I got a gf who wanted me to get fatter as a fetish thing

When I was 12 I started getting really fat, because I quit going to school and played WoW all day.

I then lost over 100 pounds, and have maintained a nice healthy chubby body with little to no effort for the past 5 years or so.

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>>17008348
>"hey wanna go out sometime? ive been wanting to go to [resturaunt], but it'd be lame to go alone"
>"o-oh. okay."

>>17008348

context is key faggot, how do you know her?

>>17008348
>hey you want to hang out?

Yea/no
>Ok

>>17008330
1. Remove your hard-drive

2. Alienware

They are used to seeing weird shit, honestly don't worry about it

Asus 100%, couldn't reccomend them more m8

go with a macbook pro, but wait for the new ones to come out in a couple months. better processors.

>>17008319
this is probably a troll, but in case someone takes it seriously...

>Should I cheat?
no. cheating is scummy. the only time it's even remotely non-scummy is if you're married and your controlling dickhead spouse won't sign the divorce papers even though the marriage is clearly over and you've already moved on. even then I wouldn't advise it, in case they find out and decide that using it to fuck you over in the divorce is more fun than withholding the...
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>>17008319

if its worth cheating over, its worth breaking up over.

>>17008319
>bike trips for work so she leaves town for weeks
so, she's the bike and they are all riding her

>weeks
damn..

>>17008310
she wants your dick bro 100% sure.

>>17008310
I wouldn't even think twice about it.

probably a shittest

ignore

>>17008299
>he has a daughter

you realize he might end up doing it to his kid, right? if you being his cousin didn't stop him from getting his shit on, who's to say that she might not end up being abused too? i think you'd be doing the little girl a favor, desu.

Whats the age difference? Between you 2 that is and im sorry to have to ask but what kind of stuff went on?

>>17008299

... Because I know he has a daughter and maybe will think twice, ya know? Because now he'd know what it'd feel like to have your daughter be molested and it'll hold him back. So I let it be.

It's been seven years since that, and my mother tells me that he's been in jail since October of last year and she's been holding this information from me for Lord knows what reason until she mentions talking to my cousin who told her that this could help with her legal status. Well....
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>>17008287

>I don't know if I should set up a camera, because I don't know what her circumstances are that led her to steal. I can only guess that it's for selfish reasons, since it seems she's taking things she likes for herself. But what if she's forced to be doing it? Or is struggling somehow? Should I leave her alone and overlook her stealing? I am also worried about retaliation if she's in a gang.

Theft is not acceptable, regardless of circumstance. It's not an act of charity to allow someone to rob you. And you're not the only one being affected, as you said, she's robbing your neighbors too. Set up a camera and report her. Also, tell your landlord about the problem and demand that he come up with a better system to protect the mail.

>>17008300
My landlord couldn't care less. The neighbor I spoke to didn't seem to care very much either. It would be up to me to install the camera and report her. Even though I'm mad, I feel sorry for her because turning her in could mess up her life more than she's messed up mine.

>>17008300
Not OP, but while I generally agree with you, I would like to add that in situations where someone is stealing just to survive, I think the best thing to do is leave food/water/etc. for them and otherwise protect your stuff. That way they still get what they need but are (hopefully) no longer stealing from you. But yea, I wouldn't just let them continue stealing from me because they need it.