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How do I cope with this situation? I'm way below her league, she kinda hates me, but I don't want to stay away. Any advice?
>>17011183
Why do you think she hates you? Because if she actually does, then leave her alone, that's what'll make her happy.
>>17011183
>I'm way below her league
You will never, ever get a girl if you believe this, and if you do by accident as soon as she realizes you think this she will leave you.
All the rest can be overcome, but this is a poisonous attitude.
Try to concentrate on your own life, because her recognition is insignificant compared to your own well-being.
I am 22, m, and had a total of 8 sexual partners. I do have phymosis and can't enjoy sex properly. over time i just get bored and dump/get dumped by the current gf. I got operated once and they took away my phrenulus. Is it possible/practical to get circumcised at my age?
Girls, what do you think of circumcised guys?
B-but I thought uncut masterrace?
>>17011179
Girl, cut or uncut doesn't make any difference to me.
>>17011180
No, it's just that people born in the US are inferior to us europeans
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Leave your answers if you are a guy or girl, and discuss:
If guy:
>Age?
>Virgin y/n?
>Number of children, if any?
>Are you a tit man or ass man?
If girl:
>Do you prefer a guy to lust after your tits or your ass?
Me:
>31
>no
>4 kids
>ass man
My theory is that...
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If guy:
>Age?
31
>Virgin y/n?
no
>Number of children, if any?
2
>Are you a tit man or ass man?
Tits for as long as i remember. Ass after puberty. Still love both.
If guy:
>Age?
27
>Virgin y/n?
N
>Number of children, if any?
0
>Are you a tit man or ass man?
Even as a teen, pretty much always been an ass/hips/thighs man.
>>Do you prefer a guy to lust after your tits or your ass?
it hasn't been long since i realized that there are "ass-and/or tits-guys". but so far my observation is that the most balanced and sane guys tend to enjoy both equally. i prefer a guy bein fond of my boobs, since i have huge ones and really dig them myself. but meh, ass-guys are neat too. it's nice to be able to make them cum almost instantly just by knowing how to position yourself
>female is clearly angry at me
>I have no idea why
How would you proceed?
>>17011103
attempt to ask what is wrong.
Failing that give them space and they will come around.
be ready for anything.
>>17011103
>have you asked her?
if not, duh ask her.
I'm assuming you did and she didn't answer. Don't pester her, it leaves you an easy target for manipulation. If she's not answering, drop the subject for a day or two and carry on happily, then get back to her and say "So you ready to tell me why you're mad?"
Wash, rinse, repeat.
If this doesn't work >>17011127, take up drinking
if it was good enough for all the generations of men before you, it's good enough for you.
How do I destroy my desire for sex and companionship? Seriously if this was gone my life be perfect
>>17011070
prostate cancer..............its worse........
Hate to say it but you really can't. Humans are hardwired for interaction and that is not something you can change.
>>17011084
Well then suggest some helpful suicide tips plz.
I'd like to watch an up beat movie I haven't seen before, not necessarily a comedy but those are welcome too. Any suggestions?
romantics anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upKDjLBtU_A
do you just want one with a "happy ending" or one to really laugh your ass off?
>>17011020
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls076816783/
It stars Ryan Reynolds. Need I say more?
Oh! And Anna Kendrick
I don't want to go to school today. What's the best way to fake being sick?
Force yourself to throw up
Eat a lot of chilly
You have to be 18 to use this site.
my son (5) is driving me crazy atm. he's constantly asking to watch tv. it's the first thing he asks for when he wakes up. i have no problems to keep to our rules (he's allowed to watch for half an hour in the evening), but his CONSTANT asking and getting angry/frustrated when i say no (despite him clearly knowing the rules) is stressing me the fuck out. it's already starting to make me start the day in a bad mood cause he upsets me first thing in the morning with this bullcrap. and he doesn't just ask nicely. he nags about it and throws temper tantrums...
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I know this feeling very well. These actually work http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/parenting/5-phrases-that-will-make-your-kids-stop-crying-and-begging/ss-AAey27F#image=4
i just discussed the issue with my brother in law and he suggested that i give an alternative activity to keep him occupied. but it doesn't seem to work THAT good. maybe 3/10 times.
i've just read trough those ideas and the one they use seem to be the "broken record"-attempt. i'll try to not get into a discussion more and just tell him that i'm done talking about the topic
>>17010976
I have a five year old. Tho he is Autistic and can not speak he is very attatched to the tv.
I find i just have to go full hard ass on him.
I tell him no more tv and ignore any further conversation on the matter. And if he gets too aggressive or nasty about it i send him to his room. to cool off.
What's the ultimate method to get out of bed earlier?
I'm a NEET so I sleep longer than I actually want to.
Thing I do that doesn't work anymore: Placing the alarm clock far away from me
When I wake up I'm in this trance where my only thought is that I'm still tired and my bed is comfy. Of course I regret it every time.
Exercise
Alliteratively get a responsibility of some sort that forces you out of bed.
27 year old NEET here with a very disciplined morning routine.
First of all, I start to crash around 10pm and will sometimes take light naps on my bed (not in bed) while something (music or movie) is playing on my computer. By 3am I'm ready to get in bed and enter deep sleep mode.
I always like to wake up around 9am. Once I do, I spring out of bed, make it, take a piss, and make my breakfast which is healthy and lite, followed by a cup of coffee. Every morning is like this and I begin my day reading news and stuff online and settling into what books I want...
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>>17011429
I'm a very disciplined NEET already, the waking up is my only problem, but reading your post is maybe all I needed.
Hey /adv/, I'm not really sure if this is the right board but I guess this is worth a go.
I've wanted to join the British Army for years now. I'm now 18, but used to have asthma as a kid. It was diagnosed and I've had an inhaler since I was 10. Over time it's drastically improved and I haven't had to use an inhaler for 3 years now that I've started running, despite this, I've had overprotective parents and they've kept me on an inhaler just in case.
Will the army let me in, can I just sneak by without them looking at...
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>>17010883
Don't throw your life away. You're still young.
>>17010901
I have no 'life' outside of working out, playing CS:GO with my friends for 6 hours and sleeping. At the very least, joining the Army will give me purpose.
I've heard it all before and I'm not gonna be pushed away from it.
>>17010883
Asthma is a big deal. Think about hiking and running if you sneak through, think about you having an attack in the middle of a firefight. If you have asthma you would do yourself and your fellow soldier a disservice by joining.
If you're not fit to serve you aren't fit to serve. Sorry if this comes across as harsh, but the military is about winning.
You can take it to a recruiter but I'm pretty sure they'll tell you the same thing.
t. Marine
I'm a fairly average/low attractive female. I act pretty strange around people and I think I only get away with it because of my gender and appearance.
By weird, I guess just staring at people, hardcore spacing out, not knowing how to have basic small talk, and being just pretty jumpy.
Last night at work people kept asking me if I was okay, just because I was quiet. And one co-worker kept giving me funny looks. I actually was working hard on being responsive.
How can I fix this? I don't take medication, never been diagnosed with anything, and...
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Don't worry so much what other people think, just be your comfortable self. Especially at work, just focus on doing your job, and don't be distracted by what other people might be thinking.
>>17010880
I don't see your problem. You're female so of course people will socialize with you anyway and forgive any odd behavior.
>>17010894
True. I am working on disregarding silly looks, though I appreciate their concern.
>>17010896
I don't want them to have to forgive any odd behavior. I want to be able to talk and be less nervous.
How do I get more (You)s?
G-guys...?
>>17010855
idk what that is
>>17010877
I think OP wants more people to reply directly to his posts.
Having been here for a few years, it seems to me that the easiest way to get replies is to adopt a name and a trip. Most people wouldn't want the kind of attention that comes with that, but OP only asked how to get more replies, and this will get him more replies.
hi guys,
How do I respond? I am a hair away from getting him to come out and hang out with me.
He is crippled right now and recovering from an injury. I wanted to go on a nice hike and talk, but he cannot walk very far.
I feel the most comfortable hanging outside in nature.
Where should I hang out? He wants to hang out during the day.
I honestly feel like yelling at him but that will push him away.
My time is running out.
Please help me.
What the fuck?
guys i have no fucking life. i want to see this guy so fucking badly and talk to him.
what do i say to this fuckin psycho who leads me on to a cliff hanger?
i am hanging on a cliff waiting for him to reply to my texts and come the fuck outside. i am frustrated like fuck.
seriously. why am i stuck in this situation? my life sucks. there is nothing exciting in my life but brian.
So what are the 5 most important physical traits you look for in a man?
>>17010819
Height
Hair
Skin
Body/health
Eyes
This is assuming that hygiene is good.
>>17010819
Good looking face
good hair
Height (around my height or a bit taller)
being fit is good
idk what else, adequate dick size ?
He smells good
He's not obese
He's not deformed
All else is negotiable
recently my gf has been wanting to meet my parents. i don't want her to meet them because I know they'd judge me heavily for it.
you see my gf is kinda chubby/fat. I'm not. and I like her but I always feel embarrassed about her weight around friends/women checking me out/my family. my family is very health conscious and they would judge the fuck out of me for it and make fun of me and I'd never hear the end of it.
i don't particularly like that she's fat and always feel envious of guys with thin cute girlfriends but i like her personality...
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ugh... just break up with her already
>>17010738
You either treat her like a person and accept any consequences of dating her, or you break up. That's all there is to it. You can't change her and shouldn't have jumped into a relationship with a fat person if this was such a big deal to you.
>>17010750
>>17010750
Why do you assume I treat her badly? I like her. In fact I treat her better than all my previous gfs.
She was much thinner when we met and it was reasonable. She's 200lbs now.
I can't control how others see my GF.
