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Guys holly shit. I just came while I was sleeping. What the fuck do I do?
>>17012988
Have a shower, maybe put on some clean clothes
embrace the puberty
>>17012988
call the police
you've been raped in the night
I'm really racist and I need to get over it.
any help to getting over my racism?
>>17012936
There really is not much to horribly dislike besides Blacks desu
Stop going on 4chan and other sites that feed your hatred
Go outside and talk to people
There's good and bad to be found in every race. Every prejudice I've ever had has been proven right MANY times, and then proven wrong enough times that I've learned not to jump to conclusions about people. Trust your first impressions, but you shouldn't really have a first impression before you've talked/interacted a bit
>>17012936
Maybe date outside you normal sphere
How do you write that you have feelings for her
without making it look like a robot wrote it
>>17012884
Study poetry and practice writing poetry. Poetry is becoming a lost art.
>>17012884
Only betas write it out
Go out and show her your hard dick and tell her you're going to fuck her harder than a Syrian immigrant at a girl scout convention
I already wrote something, but it sucks more everytime I read it again
>Be Mexican
>6'3, light skinned
>8/10
>Have social anxiety issues, extreme introvert
>Never had a gf
However, lately I've pumped up my social skills and I've been a lot better.
I have many female friends who I'm very close and comfortable with.
Though, those are all platonic relationships and they make clear of that.
I don't care anymore. I'll clear the point of this in a bit
Anyway,
>meet girl in Computer Science class on finals week
>cute brown Mexican girl
>introverted as fuck too
>pumped up my alpha game and made her laugh and shit
>this is totally not me but goddamn it felt good
>Facebook friends now
>find out she's a complete video game nerd outcast that totally catches my attention
>literally have essay conversations with this girl about our interests that happen to match in every way >she randomly brings up things I said/did in CS class that she thought it was funny, and says she thought it was funny, though it's not relevant or connected with the conversation
Does she like me?
>feel love for this girl now
>don't want to say shit in fear of rejection
The thing is, with every relationship I had with a girl (as in friends), we get close and comfortable fairly quick. But it's the the point where they don't see the value of being in a relationship, so it stays strictly platonic. I like this girl, though, and I feel we moved from 0-100 really quick.
Will she feel it's too fast and not see the value? Or would she be interested in me due to her lack of social skills and I'm the one she's comfortable with at the very least?
How do I approach this?
Oh, and I forgot to mention that the beginning details of myself are things that are generally attractive to a girl, yet, I never had someone reel affection for me.
Of course, this has to do with social issues that totally kill the physical.
But with the case that I'm being more social, I'm getting friendzoned and I accepted that, I don't care. But I feel the reason this is, is due to the fact we love on too fast.
How do I approach this appropriately?
>>17012894
>due to the fact we love on too fast
I meant to say
>we move on too fast
>>17012883
Hire some alpha beefcake to ask her out for you.
> print out picture of your face.
> put on mask
> he puts it on
> he asks her out
> ?????
> profit
>friends with a guy since high school
>we were both outcasts I was a weeb and he had the reputation for being "bad"
>would skip class, fight and just generally be really strong willed when it came to authority
>we were still pretty close
>grow up
>I'm still 2DPD garbage
>he's still rough around the edges and not on the up-and-up when it comes...
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>>17012868
If you can fuck him or be fucked by him pursue it.
If not tell him you are not gay tell him you are not gay.
if you have interest, then I'd say go for it. There is always risk in a relationship between friends. If things dont work out, most likely the friendship will end as at least 1 party won't be able to go back to just friends. At the same time, he obviously has feelings for you right now. If you turn him down, he may not be able to keep being just friends with you now that the feelings are so strong hes confessed.
If you like his as well, try it. If you dont have these feelings, tell him and it's up to him whether the friendship is salvageable.
>>17012893
I've always kind of avoided relationships irl and have been pretty bitter about it in the last. I just stick to porn and make myself not think about being attracted to real people.
A lot of people think I'm gay, though. But I'm pretty sure I'm not. But if I'm honest, it worries me sometimes that I self-insert as the girl in the porn I watch.
>>17012902
That's what I'm afraid of. I'll admit I'm kind of tired...
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First date ideas?
>under 21
>relatively cheap
>around evening/night
Worksafe board g
damn pham, but just go with the classic dinner and a movie, minigolf, or going bowling maybe?
>>17012864
how cheap?
I am a loner who has no friends and was rejected twice, my parents want me to go to my prom, should I? I hate nearly everyone at my school.
>>17012838
I didn't go to my prom. Hated everyone, sure I could have gotten a date though. Was too afraid to ask anyone.
Not a big deal if you don't go. You'll do cooler things. I ended up joining the military and partying and fucking all the time anyway.
>>17012838
>No friends
>Hate everyone at my school
Don't go to prom, you'll probably be fucking miserable. I urge you to make some friends though.
>rejected twice
Who gives a fuck? I've been rejected about as much as I've had girls who reciprocated.
Talk to a girl for a little while, then see if she's taking someone to prom. If not, then ask her. If you ask a complete stranger (I don't...
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>>17012838
Just go bro, it's a rite of passage and you'll regret it later in life. When you're on your deathbed, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the things that you did. It's just a few hours of your life, suck it up and at least show up.
I have a friend who I absolutely terrible at keeping appointments. He's a great guy and all, but when he says he's going to be coming over at one, he is three and counting hours late.
He messages and tells me he's helping his parents do shit around the house, but I've got a creeping feeling around me that he's passively trying to sod off.
Of course, I'm the type of person who falls for the confirmation bias really hard. What should I do? I don't want to rip on him for being absolute shit with time, because supposedly he does this...
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Stop expecting him to tell the truth. Then there's no disappointment. The corollary to that, however, is that you also don't make accommodations for him. If he says he's coming over at 1, he's not going to be there at 1 and you don't have to be there either when he does arrive. If you feel like taking a nap at 3 then you answer your door, say "Sorry dude but I'm gonna take a nap, see you later" and close the door.
meeting at 5. he is always an hour late tell him to be there at 4.
Eventually they catch on to whats going on and get better.
>>17012841
Is a dick move a good response tho? Seems like a straight road to ruined friendships
So here is my question. I fuck a lot of women, some my age (late 30s) some are mature mothers, wives etc. During the summer I usually fuck them in the back of my pickup, usually late night after their husbands/kids go to sleep. I like having the pussy I'm licking, eating and fucking clean. Like just showered clean. Now when your fucking someones wife etc, its not always possible for them to jump in the shower before they leave their husbands to go fuck. Over the last year or so I have been using cetaphil to wipe down/up lol their pussy. Just cleaning it up and leaving it...
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>>17012819
If not a troll....
You are one of those people that mysteriously disappears and nobody really knows what happened too.
But your a troll
I've never used cetaphil but pretty much everything about your post is making my pussy want to detach itself and go hide somewhere
>>17012835
>>17012892
absolutely not a troll. Simply asking what people use when they need to clean up their junk quickly
So I need advice about MDMA
I bought two hits and it'll be my first time taking it
Should I take one hit or a half? Also how should I consume it ? Also can I drive within 3 hours?
I'm going to be going to a 80's themed club with some buddies and I want to have a good time
The guy said it was 88 pure crystal MDMA
>pic related
>>17012805
your plan sounds bananas
>new drug
>new place
>driving
Don't drive and make sure at least one of your bros can get you home.
>>17012805
What the fuck is a "hit"? Molly is sold by weight homie, and I wouldn't recommend more than like 30mg or so for your first time.
>>17012805
>the guy said it was
Means nothing. Just take one "hit" and have a good time.
Get a milligram scale and test kits if you want to be not too stupid about it.
So a bit of back-story: I am a 26-year old female who grew up with extremely judgemental and unloving parents. In addition to shit home life I was bullied at school because I was the best student in class, and a little chubby. Due to the bullying I developed pretty bad social anxiety and a deep fear of men. Because I was getting no love and support at home I shut off from other people emotionally. I have some friends of course and we are pretty close/everything is good but I've never opened up to them on an emotional level because I just don't know how.
The thing...
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I've only been in 2 relationships: an online one in my early 20s and a “real” physical one only recently. The real relationship has recently ended due to completely different personalities and lack of understanding, and probably due to my self-esteem and fear of abandonment issues that stem from the lack care from my family. Since I had no real experience with dating or men, I got into a relationship with the wrong guy. A part of me feels betrayed since he said he would love me and care about me no matter what but I realize it's naive and too much pressure for...
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>>17012750
You need to realize that your story and background are not a big deal and don't define you. My wifes Mother knocked out her retina hitting her so hard, today my wife is a loving mother of 3.
I suggest you avoid the "romance" trap. Make friend and hang out with people even if you don't want to. Eventually you will make a connection with someone. It is usually friendship that evolves into romance. And are the greatest of romances.
>>17012750
Are you me?
I'm 28, and I've had a very similar upbringing. I too have social anxiety/general anxiety like crazy. All my life, I've felt like I can never fully connect with people. I always manage to be the odd one out, especially in a workplace setting. I'm always nice as shit to people too, I don't get it. I'm not a sperg, or at least I don't think I am. Kek
I'd suggest that you try cognitive behavioral therapy. It's helped me, although it's not...
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Two days ago I broke up with my girlfriend of 2 years because I'm moving overseas for work. We're each other's closest friends, and would message each other about what's going on in our life each day. Since the breakup we haven't spoken, but it's hard for both of us. She sent me a message an hour ago, basically saying "this silence really sucks". What should I be doing here? Should I ignore it, or just reply to this one text saying that it's better we don't talk for a while, or start talking like we used to, maybe a little less frequently?
Is she worth it iyo
>>17012746
geez man that tough. I would still keep in contact because you never know what happens tomorrow. but there is no answer that will make you will feel good about.
I am a romantic. go to her anon! go!
I don't understand this. Why wouldn't you keep in contact? Or even break up? How long are you going for?
How do you even get a GF.
What needs to happen, how doyou talk to girls to make it happen, what to look for etc.
No easy way get out everyday and talk with randoms you meet. Make friends and socialize more.
>>17012705
Oh I have friends. Lots of friends actually. If it was this simple I wouldn't be asking strengers on the internet for advice.
Thing is, for them it always seemed to happen completely naturaly. Like they met a girl and month later they were already together.
>>17012736
I feel this.
I believe it has something to do with charisma. They have the social skills, they move with their partner's vibe, and they eventually hit it off.
Get to really know the person you're after, and make sure you meet with her on the same page.
Never had a gf but I've observed this from others. I'm a shy motherfucker and that's always going to hold someone back from getting a gf.
I've been fapping 4 times in the last 6 hours. I've never fapped so much and I'm deeply concerned about my health. I'm sure as hell you aren't supposed to fap so much and it's got to have a negative effect on my health.
How do I stop fapping entirely? On normal days, when I fap every 2 days or so, it takes 2 hours per fap session easy. Just browsing pr0n and shit. I find that to be an utter waste of time.
I want to stop fapping.
Any tips and tricks to do it?
>>17012696
>How to stop fapping
Get a life.
>>17012696
Grow up.
Study more.
Find job.
Find soul mate.
Make a family.
Get a hobby going.
Get in shape by sport.
>negative effect on my health
Nope.
You don't stop because you don't want to. You stop it when you don't have whole free day to do it.
>>17012696
That's it? Four times in six hours? Am I supposed to be impressed?
Could you rate my D ;b
need for some reasons, can elaborate if anyone cares.
http://imgur.com/u9Hv70O
here's a pic, hope i dont break any rules. pic is indeed NSFW. :3 help me fellow /adv/
>>17012695
If you have any discomfort with the head of your dick see a doctor.
>>17012695
>MFW
Take it to /soc/ or /b/
We simply don't care.
