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So I was round a friend's house yesterday. His room is on the second floor of the building. To cut a long story short, after looking out the window we wondered what the boy in the next door garden was doing to his dog. After initially thinking he was stroking/hugging it I realised that he didn't have his trousers on (they were around his ankles) and he was having physical intercourse with the dog. After a few minutes of this (and us just watching in horror) he attempted to change 'positions' and the dog managed to get away and run inside. He then proceeded...
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>>17015169
Tske a video next time and masturbate furiouslY
>>17015169
Just leave it be, there's nothing wrong with bestiality. Take a video next time though, that shit is hot.
>>17015174
I will be honest and say I do have photos. One of my friends said I should print it out and send it through his letter box, but it's pretty obvious where the picture was taken from from the picture.
Howdy, folks.
Need some advice on what courses to take; economics or electric engineering.
studying and money aren't a problem, but I'm really not sure which one to pick.
Maybe some of you have experience in these areas and could give me a heads up and generally point me in some direction
>>17015141
electric engineering by a long shot.
more likely to make more money
higher demand.
raiders and survivor alike will spare you after the bombs drop
has value worldwide
>>17015154
It's not even a choice. OP doesn't seems to have done any in-depth research on both courses...
>>17015141
Don't think in terms of job potential.
Think of which you'd like to spend the next few years immersed in.
how do I kill myself without my mother finding out?
Run away then kill yourself. Maybe at sea.
fly to china
>>17015113
>how do I kill myself without my mother finding out?
wait until she dies first
So I stayed up the whole night browsing 4chan and I woke this afternoon to hear my mom speaking crap about me. "Anon never does this, never does that. His brother way more productive than him, he way more helpful around the house. Anon just never talk to his father even though his father worries about him (A lie because my dad is one if the few people I love dearly in this world.)
She basically just fucking ripping ne apart to my granny and I feel like utter shit just dwelling in my room. Sad thing is, a lot of it is the truth. She tells me she doesn't trust me...
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Why don't you man up and help your household?
Are you actually useless? I mean it's fucked up that she says these things in the first place, but you say some of the things she says is true. How old are you?
So ... get a job?
Are you an underaged piece of shit? No? Get a job...? Or go to college I guess. Up to you.
I really need help from anonymous to get even with a company that is suing and attempting to make us pay for starting our own business on the internet which brings us no revenue any and all help would be greatly appreciated
>>17015083
What's their legal basis of suing? Have you responded in any kind (email, phone etc)?
I think it's best not to counter-sue atm, these kind of leeches are well prepared for that.
>>17015083
see a free consult lawyer/paralegal.
Vague concepts and explanations will not do anything for you here.
>>17015083
The only way a company could sue you is if you were violating their trademark, copyright or patent. And if you are, you are in the wrong and have no defense.
Period.
If you had a girlfriend, where would you draw the line when it came to talking to other girls? Like, would you immediately make it obvious that you're taken? Would you still hang out with other girls as friends?
tfw no gf
Any guy that waits a few days to tell a girl hes taken or is seeing someone is obviously a deliquent partner. My girlfriend and me have been dating for over 9 months now and from day 1, I would always make it clear I had my full interest in her. Any guy who hangs out with other girls while dating one is pretty gross and its fairly embrassing for the girl in all honesty.
I don't know what you mean. You mean telling random girls who haven't asked you're taken just in case? Just don't flirt and tell them you have a gf when they ask.
What's the best way to get over someone without killing yourself? I've got that feeling in my chest where it's all heavy and shit. Fuck. Fuck.
time,
it's painful but it goes away. there's not a whole lot you can do to speed up the process.
>>17015048
Realize that despite what you too have shared together you are no longer, together.
The reality is that if it had meaningfully worked out together, it would have. But it didn't and look where you are now.
You are moping for your own self-gratification while the other person might not even be feeling that. Realize there are other people who will treat you better and you won't ever feel that until you've gone back out into the world.
Killing yourself over that is a losing bet....
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Depends on how it ended. If they fucked you over, think about their bad qualities/physical traits. For example the thought of my ex steadily balding brings me great joy. It might sounds harsh but you need to do what you need to do to feel better.
I'm 19 and currently in my second year of university and have no romantic or sexual experience and feel like it's time I had a girlfriend or something.
Some people say to meet girls with hobbies but I don't think that works for me, I like reading, writing and drawing which are all quite solitary, I also box but that's very masculine and there aren't girls where I train. The non-boxing gym I go to too is quite old school and small and girls don't go there, I wouldn't want to change because I love the place and am friends with the owner.
Tinder...
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Women are like the Tao, only those who seek them will never find them. Focus on yourself and your life, don't try to get validation from women because they can smell it like a bad cologne
>>17015063
Come on man, don't give people unhelpful advice like this, do you just think people should sit around and wait their whole life until women magically fall into their lap?
>>17015046
19 year olds? I am guessing in the same classes you have.
Nightlife? clubs bars?
Grab a book about pickup artists, and read up about approaching.
It will also help you with your shyness.
I looked at the local cost of college tuition here in the USA, California.
I'm at odds at how to raise a couple thousand dollars when I start from nothing. My parents have no capital. If you have finished college before, how did you do it?
Financial Aid, BOG waiver.
I'm a poor Mexican in LA enrolled in Community College. They give you more than you need for basic food/health services.
Don't skip out on it.
>>17015044
If you're smart, get a scholarship. If you're not, spend the first two years at a CC, living at home, commuting and working at least part time to cover expenses.
>>17015462
You don't need to be smart to get scholarships. You just need to know how to answer a question within one page. Easy money.
Do your time at CC, and if you live with your parents, please live with your parents. Living expenses will take a big hit on you.
How much time per day do you spend on advice.
Be honest.
So far its 1 1/2 hr per day for me.
Only done it 1 week so far in 2 years, I'm stopping tomorrow. Adv too depressing but addictive.
Probably about 2 hours, much of that spent on the train commuting.
0-2 hours, I guess. Sometimes I stop going here for a couple months and hang out on /y/ or some other board instead.
>>17014982
6-8 hours a week usually in a day or 2 burst.
How do I get the balls to leave my parents' house without telling them? They're about to find out I dropped out of college and lied to them. Yes I feel guilty but I can't tell them. I can't stand seeing them panic but I must to do it, there's no other way. I'm freaking out myself right now. Please help.
BTW I have 2 weeks to leave.
>>17014957
Son, nothings gonna happen. Whyd you drop out of college?
>>17014963
I dropped out because of mental problems. I wanted to tell my parents before dropping out, but they immediately shut me up and told me to "do my best" etc. They never listen to me. So I decided to do it without telling them. I lied a lot and pretended I'm still in college.
In 2 weeks they will find out and I'm doomed. They'll freak out so bad that they'll react violently or maybe even have a heart attack.
Me and my mother made out about 3 years ago. The story goes, She was drunk, Because she used to drink. Alot. And she was that night very drunk. I called her sexy etc, And I held her head in my hands, and I asked for a kiss. She didn't say no, and then closed her eyes as we kissed. And later on that night, I asked to see her ass, She took her pants down and panties, to show it, saying "it's just an ass" and laughed. We never talked about it until about a year later, where she said "it's wrong" When I asked for another kiss. And then a few months...
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Hhahaha, HAHAhaha, oh wow
This is why I 4chan!
You've posted this before or someone's reposting this for shits n giggles. If it's the latter, fuck off
>be me looking at some /co/ stuff
>guy peering over my shoulder
>see's a pic of a cartoon girl with a phat ass
>immidiately goes to my other peers around me out of his way shouting in a non joking way, non friendly way.
>"ANON IS LOOKING UP PORN ON HIS PHONE! HEY FEMINANON, ANON IS LOOKING UP PORN ON HIS PHONE!"
>I dont really give a shit and say in a monotone voice,...
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>>17014917
say " hay shit head mind your own fucking business. "
Not much you really can do. I suppose you could explain exactly everything from what 4chan is and its boards and show them to clear the false accusations but i doubt itll matter.
I honestly dont browse 4chan "publicly" for kinda the same reason. Even work safe boards people sometimes post shit that isnt work safe. I browse stuff here when im on break at work (like now) but im smoking in my car and even still i really only browse /adv/ and /diy/ on break.
>>17014917
You pretty much did the right thing. If it were me I'd get more insulting since everyone's probably sick of his autistic bullshit. Unless he's some-fucking-how chad-popular. Then you lose whatever happens.
I'm a boring person. A good listener, sure, but I don't have anything of my own worth talking about. When someone asks me what I was up to, I want to say something other than "stayed in and watched this film/read this book/played this vidya/did work" or pretend I was sick and bedridden all day. So I want to change that, go out and do some fun stuff. Preferably outdoors (I'm inside enough as it is) that can be done together or solo (without awkwardness) with a budget of practically zero (broke).
Any ideas?
Get a hobby or practice a skill.
>>17014936
Yeah, but what
Guy or girl?
Hey /adv/. So typical there's a girl who tried to friend zone me after I confessed my feelings to. The awkward part is we work together in a job that requires teamwork. Not sure how to deal with the situation at work, do I act the same or try to avoid her?
This is exactly why you don't shit where you eat. Just act normal.
>>17014887
I know it was stupid of me but I couldn't help but catch feelings.
>>17014884
you're a retard
