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I'm in trauma ....24 years old, bf is 19 ...said he wants me to do something really disgusting to him/ with him ( I cant even write it as anon ! because its so disgusting ) i'm so sad about this and I love him so much, but this is something I just won't accept :(
I don't know what to say to him after this or how to react anymore
>>17019811
Do it, faggot.
> I cant even write it as anon ! because its so disgusting
Why are you with someone that much younger?
DD
I never thought it could happen to me...
JK
Dear God,
You're a dirty bastard. Telling all those different people to do such dumb shit. And you won't even prove to the rest of us that you exist! What's up with that?
Love, Raymond
Past Self,
You're an idiot.
Me
To those that it may apply to,
Long distance is a joke. If you think your situation is different, you're wrong. People want touch, they want to be physically loved and all the emotional love you can provide will never be enough to satisfy them. No matter who the girl is, what the situation is, long distance is never an option you should ever consider.
How can I realistically change my appearance for the better? I want to impress this nice girl at my school.
I usually wear green jackets, black pants and black and red T-shirts. I think I'm pretty average on clothing and that's not really an issue, but what about my hair, or something else?
>>17020197
do you suffer from autism?
>>17020203
Maybe
just don't wear makeup
anything but that
I agreed to hang out with a guy from 4chan because I am new in town and have no gay friends (obviously, i am gay myself). We didn't really specify whether it was a date or whatever, he just asked if i wanted to see a film and grab some food with him. He even offered to pick me up from my house, which was nice.
We're meeting up soon, and he recently made a post about wanting to "fill up a twink slut" recently and, uh, im a twink.
I'm not opposed to the idea - its kinda exciting acutally - I am just slightly nervous I might be misinterpreting...
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>>17019818
Dude, he's gay. You've already got 50% odds of him wanting to fuck. Put your hand on his thigh in the movie (give him about 45 minutes to make a move since he's a top). If he doesn't freak out, you're in the clear. If he does, just say "sorry, thought you wanted to fuck my twink slut ass".
the last thing you want to do is ruin any excitement you might have by being 100% submissive
>>17019848
what do you mean?
Where to find girls between 18 to 20 that are virgins and not party sluts? Girls around my age (23) are absolute cancer and can't compete with other guys. I prefer older women in general but I am nowhere good enough to even remotely approach one.
>>17018926
>Where to find girls between 18 to 20 that are virgins and not party sluts
girls like this are typically fat, ugly and insecure. if you want a smart, good looking girl, you are going to have a bad time. its so incredibly easy for girls to get sex and bfs, if a girl is still a virgin at 20, she will most likely have something mentally wrong with her. mate, your standards are too high. even if you do manage to find a good looking, mentally stable, smart girl, she might not even like you, she will obviously have very high standards.
>>17018947
With 7 billion people, you'd expect at least one gal to have your standards
>>17018926
The girl you're looking for is hard as hell to find, but that's because she wouldn't be alluring if she was
Maybe in your hobbies? What do you do for fun, amigo?
>>17018926
here on 4chan there are a lot of girls fit your description.You know the type that sells panties for 80 $ each and camwhoring in her room 24/7 but saves her virginity until marriage and doesnt go outside much due to social anxiety. Just the other day I saw one :)
Hey /adv/ so I have a roommate who overall is an okay guy, but the huge problem we have is that he goes to sleep way earlier than me. I've recently built a desktop and when we first met I told him I would probably be on it a lot for gaming or school or whatever. He said it was cool and no worries. The first issue was that my monitor was right in his face (it's a small dorm) and it would fuck him over at night. I moved the furniture the best I could and now my monitor faces my bed, and doesn't bleed out nearly as much light as it did before, and he even agreed...
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>>17018041
I attempted to compromise with him and told him on weekdays I never try to be in the room, and usually just game on my laptop somewhere else because I know he has classes, but asked him if it would be cool if I could just have Fridays and Saturdays to bro out late at night and game with my friends from my desktop in the room. He said that he can't just jump on and off of sleep schedules and that if I stayed up on weekends he would be fucked and wouldn't be able to get on his normal sleep schedule before...
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>>17018042
He claims that since he never wakes me up while I'm sleep I should do the same. However this is only because he leaves the room on his own volition while I'm sleep in an effort to be courteous. I told him it wasn't necessary and I would just deal with him doing whatever he needed to in the room without getting pissed at him, but he just said it was whatever. A few things came up tonight about some other issues with my late night etiquette and some were valid and I even admitted they were and told him I didn't know and would work to change them, but is there really that big of a fault on my part for wanting to use my desktop when it's convenient for me? I don't think it's fair that I have to use my computer only when me roommate deems it acceptable, especially when he doesn't even try to compromise with me due to his rigid sleep schedule
>>17018041
You sound like an absolute cunt OP.
What the fuck are you doing staying up late making noises with glaring light when you're living in the same room as someone else. Do you even know what you're asking him to do?
'I understand I'm being a cunt to you, but you can be a cunt to me as well okay? That will make it fair'
Your roommate sounds like a bro. Fuck you for ruining his sleep!
![male_female_night[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iDG9ZP4.jpg "male_female_night[2].jpg")
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>>17016332
Ladies, is getting fucked in the butt really as offensive a suggestion as some people make it out to be?
ladies,
How can i convince you that i'm not just interested in sex?
>>17016365
Don't get impatient about sex.
Pay attention to the girl outside of sex.
Show her that you actually care about what she has to say and what's going on in her life.
Don't just call her late at night when you want sex.
Don't just hang out with her when it's convenient for you.
Don't be talking to a bunch of other girls at the same time.
Just obvious stuff
I broke up with my girlfriend a week ago. She took her own life today by throwing herself in front of a train.
There had been warning signs and I ignored them or at least considered the fact she was being theatrical. I was the only support she had here (all the rest of her family are in Spain) and I couldn't be there for her when she needed me.
How will I carry this guilt all my life without it destroying me mentally? Everyone around me keeps saying how it's not my fault but I feel totally culpable for this. There's parts I'm omitting for the...
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Why are you guilty? You didn't throw her in front of the train
that's terrible, but you can't take the blame for it. it's really not your fault that she though that was the best course of action.
you should talk about it with some trusted people and achieve catharsis, but you shouldnt feel guilty.
Damn bro. I feel for you.
I understand your guilt in this, but truly, it is not your fault.
Obviously your presence in her life was simply delaying the inevitable.
Rather than feel guilt, you should consider that you were able to bring an amount of joy into her troubled life.
Does anyone ever actually WANT to work or is that a scam?
I keep being asked what I want to do for a living, and I just really don't want to do anything for a living. That is literally my only dream and goal in life, to wake up whenever I feel like it in the morning or afternoon and spend the entire day not contributing to society. I've considered crippling myself permanently in order to achieve this.
Making career choices just seems like getting to choose whether you'll get stabbed in the eye with a fork or a pencil. I refuse to believe people actually...
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I don't think you're using the word "scam" correctly.
It's called work for a reason. How many retards have you watched "follow their dreams" straight into poverty
>>17014904
I don't know any other word for "an elaborate arrangement with the deliberate goal to bullshit people for profit".
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I'm currently at University and not really enjoying it. I know it's easy for everyone to say, "just keep going, you'll come out with a degree," but the stress of it all seems to hit me really hard and I just can't handle it. Not to mention, I've seen plenty of people, who I've considered to be successful, talk about how they never went to University and it's only necessary if you want to be a Doctor, Lawyer, Academic, etc, etc.
All I want is a job where I work four days a week,...
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Will I ever get someone as good as him again?
>>17003414
There's plenty of people who at this very moment are alone, going through life, for the most part, by themselves. The majority of these people are more than interested in a relationship they themselves just might not notice it yet, or they might simply be scared, afraid of the commitment it brings. I'm sure everyone has been in this situation at least once in their lives, maybe more than once, or maybe even their whole life.
The point I'm trying to make is that there's thousands of people...
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What are the 5 most important physical traits you look for in a girl?
Gr8 b8 m8
>>17011062
Not be an old hag like OP
>>17011062
a nice feminine cock
How do I find a sadistic blue haired girl into pegging?
>>17017274
Craigslist
>>17017279
Craigslist in my area is a no go, mostly prostitutes
>>17017287
Yeah. Exactly.
Okay guys so I was cooking ramen in my microwave and long story short, I burned it. Now the smoke hangs in the air and I cannot get t to dissipate. I'm selling my house soon and this could call everything off. Is there anything I can do to fix this?
Open a fucking window.
>>17017093
How the fuck did you manage to own property?
Open all windows, and the microwave. If your kitchen has a window, set up a fan so it is blowing air out of the window and sucking air from the kitchen out.
Leave them open for a day, preferably longer if you can. If you have a screen door and are going to be home, open that, too. You want to aerate your house.
Then try cooking something else with a nice strong smell. Garlic, fresh bread. There's also a nice recipe here for stuff to make your house smell amazing.
http://fuckingrecipes.tumblr.com/post/42644413645/do-you-have-company-coming-over-but-your-house
>senior prom is in a few hours
>No one to go with, no friends
>Dad is probably going to explode with shame and dissapointment when I stay home and play video games on Prom night
Tell me what to do you fuckers. Besides drinking it away
>>17017072
go to the movies
>>17017072
go watch a movie, you'll feel like a loner but you would've in any situation.
Heads up prom is a scam. It's basically just become a business that revolves around people wasting tons of money on one night that doesn't even matter. Me and my friends stayed home on prom too. My girlfriend went despite me explaining to her it's a scam. After spending hundreds of dollars on a dress, a limo, etc., she told me prom was pretty boring and a waste of money.
The only boner I've had in the past 10 weeks is when I have to piss badly.
I'm mildly concerned that my sex drive varnished. I went from 6 fap/fucks a day to 0. Just from cutting my self from tech and people with my fetishis.
I'm afraid that my Columbus complex to always fap to new ideas has gone too far. It's already not normal, but its becoming immoral.
Do you drink?
>>17017031
Used to. I also haven't drank in awhile.
Kind of went through a purge of sins for a few weeks, but now its over.
>dick is broken
>asking a Taiwanese finger painting trading board instead of a medical professional for help
I'll let you figure out where you're fucking up
