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Why are lesbians in real life not as hot as the ones in porn? I just noticed this ugly dike next to me on the bus and she was just so sexist when I started filming her moving her hand all weird. She was racist too told me it was a "black thing and I wouldn't understand. The chicks in porn however are oh so hot. Why does this happen?
Chicks in porn:
Livelihood depends on looking hot and performing in an unrealistic way to feed mostly male fantasies.
Chicks IRL:
Have other goals and don't have to do that, might not be comfortable with it.
>>17014764
>thinks porn = real life.
>>17014764
>lesbians in real life not as hot
because they are not real lesbians, the one you are filming is just an ugly jilted woman. Real lesbians are pretty fucking hot.
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So my boyfriend wants to have anal sex.
I'm kind of annoyed right out of the gate. I'm 95% sure that if he hadn't been raised on porn it would never have occurred to him to want to stick his penis in my butthole as opposed to my pussy. My pussy is clean and silky and smooth and stretchy and fun for both of us. My butthole is dirty, tight, and uncomfortable. I LIKE having his cock in my vagina, and it's insulting that when I have this perfectly good vagina that we both enjoy for some reason he'd prefer to use my butt instead.
And yes, it hurts. I've let him finger me a lot, and just one finger isn't that bad, but anything more than that hurts, and his response is just "well, we need to try more of this or that" always something that will supposedly eventually allow his dick to fit in my ass, never considering that maybe he just should give it up.
One big thing for me is that I've looked at/watched anal porn, and my impression is that 99% of the time THIS IS THE FUCKING POINT. Apparently guys LIKE that anal sex is painful, demeaning, and degrading, which it TOTALLY FUCKING IS. There's no more reason I should be the one having something shoved up my ass repeatedly in this relationship than he should be.
I get that some chicks supposedly like anal. Good for them. Woopty fucking doo. I also believe 90% of them are lying and the other 10% get off on being treated like trash, which I don't. I don't like to be spat on, punched, slapped, or called rude names, and I don't like having anything stuck up my butt.
So what do you want advice on?
You have an opinion.
You are in control of your body.
Tell him what you told us.
Super simple.
>>17014762
The reasonable thing for him to do is to let you peg him first.
I agree, anal sex definitely isn't for me. However, it might be something your boyfriend wants to try just because it's something new. It's always good to experience new things with your partner, even if it's not something you do again in the future.
There are ways you can make it less painful of course, like preparing yourself for the act and using a tonne of lube. However, it's always going to be uncomfortable because a dick simply isn't meant to go in there.
If you don't feel comfortable with it, don't do it. I don't really see what other advice you could be given, you seem pretty decided on it.
...your career, reputation, etc. Can people have access to this, like employers or other doctors?
>>17014738
No. If you're talking about checking yourself into a mental health facility, your privacy is protected. If that information was freely handed out to potential employers, it would just make the patients situation even worse.
Other Docs will need your consent to access your files from mental health facilities. They will need your written consent to communicate in regards to your case in the context of say, for example, a psychiatrist wishing to access your file from a facility you were admitted to, voluntarily...
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Thanks anon...
Yeah, go. I have a sister who went into the booby hatch for a couple of weeks- turned her life around; absolutely changed everything, and helped greatly.
Life is meant to be lived. Why do so miserably?
Hey.
So the basic form of it is that some girl and I have been basically friends with benefits for about a year. It was pretty good. A summer of sex. But recently, she started dating my best friend. I was cool with it cause we had drifted a bit, but my best friend is such an asshole towards me nowadays that we're not really close. He never wants to hang, reads messages and blatantly ignores them etc; it's super annoying.
Recently, she told me that she still wants me so bad, and I still want to harness those benefits.
Even though my friend is...
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Someone get in here before I do something stupid.
do what's right for you.
things might become even worse with him, it just happens sometimes.
you will be pissed later on if you didnt take your chance and have neither your friend nor her.
You both sound like assholes. And you're a shit friend for even considering
im about to be homeless for the first time
i have 60k saved up in the bank, and get 1k a month from disability
any tips or advice? i'm also a veteran and wondering if anyone here knows about veteran homeless programs
Thank you for your service.
What state do you live in? Programs for homeless vets differ from state to state, and some are better than others.
How homeless are you going to be? Is it like you got no place to go after work or are you seriously flying up a sign?
>>17014703
Don't beg ever, I just saw a guy begging for bus money (he stunk) and a mobile phone.
Everyone ignored him. Including me. Does this mean that the people are cruel? People shouldnt beg, and should go to shelters - dont be foolish guys.
Is it emotional blackmail if my gf refuses to kiss me if I don't shave? Yet she doesn't even shave everyday or even every couple days, yet I still have sex with her and love her the same, even if I prefer her to be clean shaven
I do shave everyday still, but it's just the fact that she'd be willing to do that, that bothers me.
>>17014689
>Is it emotional blackmail if my gf refuses to kiss me if I don't shave?
Sort of. Skip the other comparisons.
Whiskers hurt. Quit being lazy or ascribing to hipster faggotry and shave your dumb face.
>>17014694
>ascribing
meant subscribing
and yeah, that seems kind of petty and manipulative of her.
I'm constantly self inserting myself into heroic stories etc in my mind. It's so autistic and is affecting my work. Is there a medication I can take to stop this?
Yes, it's called testosterone.
Although you can try a large glass of bleach if you want.
>>17014682
I do that too op- I've never told anyone about it but it's a great resource to prevent myself from being bored.
Is it affecting your work? Having an imagination like you do is really great for creativity.
I find that the only thing that gets those thoughts out of my head is if I replace them with other things. The more social you are, the more you'll start to think about that instead. You'll go to bed thinking about your interactions with people and playing out potential situations...
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>>17014682
Write a book.
>Is there any medication I can take to destroy my imagination and be a more productive worker?
Are you Chinese or something?
How do you differentiate lust and love? I only ever had acsess to the body of one girl my entire life, she's gorgeous. Now she's gone, I miss her and the time we were together to death, problem is I am not sure if I am missing her or her body.
If she was a man would she be a close friend?
If she never wanted to fuck you, would you still want to talk to her?
>>17014680
Easy. Have a wank (thinking about her or not about her) and see how you feel afterwards. If you feel like you can function without her then its lust. If the feelings dont go away then its love
I made a terrible mistake
I bought MDMA from a new guy and he said it was 88 pure MDMA and I took .1g of it around 9 last night however after about 2 1/2 hours of being high I started to notice a high that was really different and that I no longer felt the MDMA
I realized it had to be fucking meth
I got fucjing MDMA mixed with meth
I've never done any hard drugs and never wanted to try meth
I was feeling really weird and I could not sleep because the side affects of meth were defiantly there such as trouble sleeping and biting my jaw hard and so fourth
This...
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Just try to chill out, wait it out, throw the rest away, and don't buy drugs from that guy anymore. Unless you can find a REALLY trustworthy dealer, I would avoid things like MDMA where you can't really tell if it's legit from sight, smell or taste.
It's not just meth anymore, the market is completely flooded with unregulated "research chemicals" that are cheap to produce and legal to import/export. Some claim to be chemically similar to MDMA or other drugs, and are sold as such. Every now and then, people get hit with crazy side effects....
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>>17014665
>I never wanted to do hard drugs
>but I did MDMA
No dealer gives a fuck about you. Buying MDMA is taking a chance, every single time. This time you got fucked over. Learn from it. I can guarantee you all the MD you've bought before has been cut with nasty shit.
Don't do any more for at least two months. Don't buy from him again.
Oh my God, you mean to tell me that your drug dealer cut or contaminated your drugs? I can't believe it!
Shocking.
Not going to reassure you. Every time you buy shit from a dealer, you run this risk. You're lucky it wasn't rat poison- that actually enhances the high, unless you cut it in a little too much, in which case it's fatal.
I know this is a pretty meme question, but what should I do for around 5 hours? My parents think I'm gonna be somewhere else, so I can't return home for a while.
First question: what do your parents going to think you'll be doing? You want something that you can talk about in similar ways.
Saturday school lecture, but I'm way ahead in the material.
watch a film?
Male here, what do I do when I'm just walking and a female is walking in front of me at a slightly slower pace? I panic, do I look like a 'creep'? I know at the speed that I walk I will have to pass her, so for some time I'll need to get nearer and nearer, eventually be next to her and pass her, and drift further and further away in front of her.
How would you have walked?
What I did was walk another path. I just don't know what to do or how to feel when there's someone in front of me walking slightly slower, forcing me to pass them or slow down to keep a distance.
Is this a symptom of Aspergers? I get the same kind of anxiety, especially if it's at night and the girl is alone. I'm a tall guy and I've gotten some frightened reactions, which never feels good. I usually just say "excuse me" as I'm about to pass, I figure it's the best I can do so I'm not just silently appearing right behind them.
>>17014654
Maybe every male feels this way, but yes Aspies don't know or care how to act but it gives us anxiety because we expect them to react negatively.
How do you come to terms with knowing you'll never have a partner? All the rest of my life is perfect and I know that means I shouldn't need one but if still kills me inside.
I know the feeling. Sometimes I wish I wasn't a human. Just so there wouldn't be an emptiness due to lack of relations.
>>17014645
I have friends, family and loved ones. Just nobody to kiss or anyone I could ever consider being able to have enjoyable sexual relations with.
I'm the type of a person who needs a soulmate, 3 confirmed blood sacrifices and the head of the deer god to get off. I can't even masturbate because I don't like myself.
By setting about building a life where you can be happy without one. Build a diverse base of interests. Get a real-life social circle going. See a therapist about your loneliness. Work on getting your own place, if you don't have one.
You may remember me from a few days ago, broke, dumped and now working as a escort.
So far it has gone well and i haven't been raped and murdered but i do need some advice
Should i do over nights with repeated customers? should i accept gifts that aren't for services? How close do i allow these guys on a personal level?
>>17014566
Glad to hear that you're doing ok.
If I were in your position, I would very much keep clients at an arm's length. It's very common for men to confuse lust with love, and for some men (especially those with less experience) those two feelings are inherently intertwined.
I would say no to gifts, no to overnights, no to "dates". Both your clients and you should remember that you are there to engage in a sexual experience with them- nothing more nothing less. You are providing a service....
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>>17014566
>>17014582
>females on /adv/ are literal whores
lol
>>17014595
>whore makes a board asking about whore things
>whore replies with whoring-related information
Who else would know about this kind of stuff but a whore? What were you expecting a nun to reply?
We fuck for like 1h 45 min. Im 17 cm long. Pounding with force. She moans and even dirty talks while doing it. Butt she never reaches an orgasm. She says that she feels good when doing it, but never feels that strong feeling every women has when having an orgasm. She never felt it. Not masturbating and not with me. We try lots of different positions. She drips thst lubricating white vaginal liquid. But she just can't reach it and I don't know why. I do a lot of foreplay too. Anyone have a similar problem?
She is a lesbian and just has not admitted it to herself.
>>17014562
well, the only thing left is to try introduce another guy into this
Are you serious people?
I know she loves me. I love her. And i had lots of relationships before. C
Another thing is that she got a rape issue wen she was little. 2 times. I talked yo her about ir a lot and everything. She overcame it and we love hving sex and all but i just don't understand why she never reached an orgasm in her life and we fuck a lo of time and i am no sex god but I do it preety well. I don't know how she felt during the incidents in her childhood. I won't ask..(ex. If she got orgasms).
How often is it okay to do molly?
What's to do molly?
>>17014557
Eight weeks. No sooner. Some dipshit friend of yours will claim he does it every weekend with no issues, but give it 10 years and we'll see what his mind looks like.
Fucking google this shit you pleb, go on Erowid if you're doing drugs.
did 2 or 3 nuts (ecstasy) most weekends for 12 months. stopped about 6 months ago, I'm not the same as I was before. Im 26 been smoking weed daily for 7 years too
