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I turn 23 years old in a month and I feel like my best years are behind me and I don't have enough pussy to show for it. I just want to have sex on a regular basis so I don't feel so frustrated all the time and just because hey; I love pussy.
How can I have sex with decent to hot women on a regular basis as a tall skinnyfat Mexican with an 8 inch cock?
Everyone says having a big cock makes it easier but that's not the case for me, I've only fucked like 3 girls without having to pay for sex, and like 4-5 prostitutes. I'm not ugly, I get told...
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Sex is animalistic in nature and the reason why you crave it so much is because of the matrix we live in. Sex is sold in nearly all forms of entertainment from music, movies, books, pornography, Internet, etc.
Free yourself from this matrix.
>>17011995
Pfft, easy for you to say dude. I haven't fapped in 22 days, I'm trying to fuck.
Come on guys, this isn't r9k, I'm asking for /adv/ice. I'm sexually frustrated and I'm trying really hard to not just punch a bunch of holes in the wall.
Is putting a little super glue over a small but deep cut a bad idea?
Antiseptic + bandage = good to go I'm sure.
>>17011981
How deep?
Was it clean?
You don't want to go sealing dirt up in a deep cut, but other than that it should be fine, especially if it's not your long-term plan. That's the original design function of superglue.
I think they used to do that with wounds in world war II but I really wouldn't want to put chemicals into my body like that unless necessary.
OK it might look like this belongs on /tg/ but I need an outside view. I'm running a game for a group who've never played a table top rpg before. I need to know what the average person expects out of this sort of game both good and bad.
>>17011942
i recommend adding an element of horror. id also recommend keeping them in check with the 'you can do anything' cuz you will get assholes constantly going 'OH IM GONNA WHIP MY DICK OUT AND START PISSING TROLOLOLOL' or a chick going 'IM TAKING OFF MY BRA'
little jokes are going to happen but you can limit it simply by describing the situation, then looking to them and saying 'what do you wish to do' as opposed to just opening with 'you can literally do whatever...
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>>17011966
for instance, my first campaign was called 'The Ritual of Abraham'. they were exploring a dungeon that was used by a cult to try and bring about a demon that will 'eat god'. how was this done? well it bastardizes the time that Abraham tried to kill his son Isaac because god demanded it. so i wrote in the characters to each unwittingly play a role by in it so that the lead female was pregnant, and it turns out the main male was the one who got her pregnant, but they didnt know it cuz they woke...
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>>17011942
It pretty much looks like gay RP for faggots who like playing Magic the Gathering if you want a truely outside perspective.
I was invited once, and I had trouble keeping a straight face the entire time.
But some people play it, so I guess there might be a minority group of turbo nerds who would genuinely enjoy it.
For some reason the only that gets me turned on is violating girls like sending their nudes to people and shit. I feel like I can't even get hard from regular sex. Help
>>17011862
restrain yourself. the more you do it the stronger it gets. don't jerk off or have sex until you are horny enough to get off to more regular stuff
or just find a girl that's into that although chances are she's going to be crazy
dont worry man, i really get hard to loli, cp, and teens now. my gf doesnt mind, but she knows shes not as hot to me as my internet pictures
i flooded my mind w/ milfs, and as of late, ive been feeling more attracted to older women. its all about exposure
im only 21, so i have some time, just consider it a part of the game baby, we all outgrow these things eventually
>>17012015
But it's the only thing literally that turns me on super bad no matter what
How do I stop caring about what some people in my life think about me ?
The long story is that when some people in my life get angry at me or they criticize me in a bad way I get depressed and I feel like shit. How do I change this.
Someone similar happened to me recently, now if it happens I just ignore it, and I don't react at what they say, I just move on. I guess is similar for every person, but for you might be different.
>>17011833
before you respond to criticism, contemplate it. to 'stop caring what people think about me' is only healthy when its irrelevant. but sometimes we got a lot of growing to do.
confidence should not turn to ego.
when you do acknowledge something is wrong, why be depressed? criticism implies you can change or get better. and if you dont want to, try and take pride in that.
>>17011841
Even when I ignore it, it does affect my mood. I find myself feeling like shit and when I reflect back it's always that.
>>17011844
I do take criticism positively. I'm talking about words that are intended to hurt not a criticism in a good positive way.
Hello /adv/isors.
I need your opinions because my mental state won't allow me to see my situation clearly.
Let me start.
I have a girlfriend of three months who was my close friend since we were 16 (it's 8 years now).
I always had a huge crush on her (even when I had a gf) and eventually we got together.
She was moving from relationship to another one like every few months. She had probably about 10 - 12 guys.
I only had one girlfriend for four years.
We got together and it was really great. She told me so many nice things....
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TLDR sorry mate
>>17011823
Shiiit
TL;DR version just for you my man.
>have friend
>make her my gf
>she's leaving for 3 months even though I was waiting for her for almost 8 years
>that makes me angry
>I'm scared I won't love her when she comes back
WAT DO
>>17011839
Well, I guess wait three more months anon. You waited 8 years.
"Anon why are you so quiet? Talk!!"
Can't stand that, I'm just having a good time and some idiot full of himself has to say that to me. The worst thing is that when he/she does that I get a lot more self-concious.
To be honest I don't like the fact that I have to drink to meet new people or to not be nervous around them. I find myself more relaxed in smaller groups but I almost always find myself at groups of 5+ persons.
I'm on teraphy for social phobia and it's going ok, but sometimes it's so hard, because you see...
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>>17011794
The trick is not to talk, but to make others talk. Follow the conversation around you, comment or ask guiding questions and others will do talking for you. Just seem interested in what they say and most people will gladly talk your ears off. Since you have social phobia it might be harder to get started, but practice makes perfect.
>>17011799
Whats wrong with not talking though, why do people have to say those things to me?
>>17011794
When I was younger, I used to do this to quiet men and quiet women. With quiet men, it was to lower their social standing and boost mine. Whether it worked, I don't know, but I always picked on men I thought were below me. It worked in college. I had a lot of fun.
With women, I did it if they were attractive. Sometimes worked, sometimes didn't, but it always gave me a good excuse to sit with quiet girls and try to get them to drink and bring them into the social life of the party.
Anyhow,...
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How does one get over the past of women they are with - I mean if your girl had wanted to marry others in the past, and says the same to you, how do you get past that? How does one not feel like they are another throw away? If your girl had in the past said to others that she wouldn't give up, no matter what, and then did, how can you get past it?
Help, please, I'm suffering...
>>17011771
Every human errs and is affected by the circumstances. Who failed before, will eventually success if given a chance. You can either try your best now, despite your doubts, or give up first and have regrets forever that you didn't give it a fair shot.
>>17011779
One can give it ones all while still suffering internally
I think this is missing the point
Did she mean those things when she said them? If so, something happened and changed things. What was it that happened? Might give more clarity on what your issue is. If it was random or for no reason, that could be worrisome.
If she didn't mean those things and was just leading them on, by all means get out.
Sup, popped a couple of oxy's left over from my broken leg a while back to take the edge off my relationship issues.
Feel free to lay some of your problems at my feet so I can help you out. Likewise this will also help shift my energy towards helping you.
Let's go.
OP here. I'm still here and keen to help.
Ask a question and I will do my best to answer
>>17011761
>i do prescription drugs recreationally
>not gonna mention anything else about my life but LOL TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS AND LET ME SPECIFICALLY HELP YOU
why would anyone want your advice? if we make our own threads we at least get multiple perspectives as opposed to just one drugged up guy.
>>17011761
How can I meet girls when I'm a skinny fat friendless 21 year old unemployed NEET virgin guy in a small city (~5k pop) in rural North Sweden where 50% of the city speak Finish and not Swedish (the only language I speak besides english)
There, gave you something to work with.
Greetings, /adv/.
I'm 22 years old with zero experience in music.
I would like to train myself enough to start composing little shits. I know I have a great way to cross. I just need help because I don't know how to start.
Any idea?
>>17011735
Start with a single instrument, try as many as you can. Learn notes and chords. Watch youtube tutorials, take lessons. Meet like-minded people who can help you along.
What is your definition of composing? Like pick up a ukulele and a chord sheet and get jamming or computer based dance music? What?
OP here.
>>17011745
Well, my only instrument is my computer. Don't have cash for an instrument for now. But I'd really like to play piano. But I may start only with the theory...
>>17011746
I'd really like to compose via software. But not just electro and dance music. Anyways, I with compousing I mean being able to take a paper and write notes. I know this shit takes years and years of studies and practice...
I found a hard drive at the library. Was gonna hook it up to my computer to see what's on it but I'm paranoid that someone may have planted a virus on it. How can I find out if it's clean or not?
>>17011734
Hand it into lost and found at the library.
Sandboxie
>>17011734
you aren't finding out what's on that hard drive without compromising the security posture of whatever system you're plugging it into. You could i guess build something bare bones just to find out, but that sounds pretty silly if you don't already have parts laying around.
