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I don't give 2 fucks about women. I care 0 about them and don't see what's so grand in having a relationship with one.
However, I have my own biological needs like any human and jerking off only works for a couple of weeks. I also hate to have to fill up some cunt's ego in order to have access to her only asset, so I found a safe haven in prostitution. The problem is: it's getting expensive.
This year alone I've fucked 5 hos but I have said goodbye to about $400 and money has become a issue since my father died 3 weeks ago and he did most...
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High libido, but you couldn't care less about women?
Seems like you're better fit to bat for the same team.
Kek I hope you suffer
>>17011542
Your not a shitty person it's fine, I'm a virgin and I don't feel negatively towards women but I feel largely indifferent towards them. But then again I feel that way towards most people in general anyways.>>17011554
Fuck off
Long story, but how can I trigger myself to throw up when I go to work later? Are there some (non-lethal) household items I can ingest right before I clock in for work that will trigger me to throw up a few minutes / hours later? Perhaps a certain combination of common food / liquid / alcohol that is guaranteed to make me sick?
It's important that whatever the method is makes me sick a few minutes or hours after I perform it. The aim here is for me to puke when I start working. So I need to perform the action, go into work and hope at some point I'm sick.
Ipicac, down a bottle before you walk in
>>17011557
A whole fucking bottle
McDonalds + a finger down the throat.
Not that I think it's a good idea but it's safer than ingesting that'll cause you to puke.
My friends are giving me shit because I haven't gotten laid in a long time. I'm admittedly on the second longest drought of my life, but frankly, I hadn't been even thinking about it much. They're worried I've given up.
I mean, when I think about it, I'll look up at a girl I think is attractive and immediately decide it's not worth the effort. That I don't want her calling me, wanting to hang out, or having to worry that my house is clean, just for a little action in the sack, when I could just happily jerk off and go back to watching...
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>>17011494
Also, pic related, I wish I was still at the age where I could pick up drunk college chicks at house parties and never expect to hear from them again.
>isn't worth the effort just for a little action in the sack
Don't enter any relationships. You don't seem to register the possible worth of a female companion beyond sex. If you pull the r9k card and go "let there isn't any", don't burden a woman with yourself. I doubt you are any prize. Just choke your chicken and move on with your life.
>>17011508
>implying bareback sex isn't the most valuable thing about a woman
Any ideas how I could make girls slap me?
>>17011481
Ask her to slap you.
>>17011481
Fake mosquito glued on your face, did you try it?
>>17011621
>ZOMG you have a huge mosquito
>GET IT GET IT GET IT
no way this wouldn't work
My gf is ignoring my texts. And no, she didn't "forget"
It's been 2 days since I last texted her and she still hasn't responded. How long should I wait to confront her so I don't come off as needy
>>17011443
Go to see her dude, what if she's in a car accident ?
>>17011472
This. The last time I was stubborn with my ex, she got raped while she was trying to call me because she was stranded. Don't have ego
>>17011489
Jesus dude that fucking went dark quick
I'm going to be 23 soon and I'm still a virgin. Something doesn't add up. Why do I have to work so fucking hard to get a girl? I can ask them out fine irl and I can get numbers on Tinder/okcupid fairly easily.
But the flaking is out of this world. Yesterday I had 2 numbers. One from real life and one from Tinder. Former decided that we should just be friends and latter decided that she wasn't looking for anything(why be on Tinder then?). These two events happened on the same day which made me incredibly frustrated. I flipped out on the first girl....
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a girl can tell when you are desperate, and it's not attractive.
the more you say, look at me i don't have a girlfriend, the less likely you will be to find one
try getting a girlfriend first, so that girls will find you more attractive. Then girls won't see you as trying to get in their panties, and they will talk to you. once they talk to you they say he's not so bad, why does his girlfriend get him all to herself. girls want what they can't have, not what they can get anywhere.
>>17011473
Thanks, man. Now how do I get a girlfriend without having a girlfriend in the first place to not look desperate?
>>17011428
I know that feel. Your just like me except 4 years older. Fuck this bullshit.>>17011473
Fuck off. Oh hurdur if a guy doesn't want sex I want it if he does then I don't fucking women and their shitty minds
Could I possibly learn to be a decent singer? I can't sing but I wish I could.
>>17011385
No, singers are born not made
you can train your voice to reach higher notes which is cool, but you'll never change your actual voice
>>17011385
yes you can
So my school teacher is not getting her same job next year they want to let her go
Because a student in my lectures said she's a bit slack.
She's great and really cares about the students.
So I was wondering if you have any ideas on how I can help her out?
I have one idea, to get a petition to nominate her for a staff award, not that she might win but just the significance of a signed paper by the class says something.
Pls halp
thank
Tell the tryhard to check himself before he reks himself. Cause shotgun bullets be bad for his health.
I don't get these people, why do they even care?
>>17011384
Even better, a petition against her being fired.
>>17011482
Then the school would know that she'd told the class
it'd make the petition less powerful, don't you think?
How do I live in an expensive city without an education or rich parents
>>17011380
Shitty neighbourhoods.
Depending on where you live look for the place where blacks or muslims are most concentrayed. Go live there.
>>17011397
Yeah basically thus
>>17011397
I keep hearing that even living with the blacks is expensive as fuck and they all have subsidized and public housing
I feel like there's not.
I'm leading a 0 sex life and yeah so far I'm pretty happy.
Sex is a just a primal desire, like a hunger. Don't ya think you could achieve more in a day if food wasn't any of your worries ?
>>17011377
If there's no point to life but sex, you should probably see a shrink.
>>17011377
Holy shit you are stupid.
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How the fuck do people choose what they want to go to school for?
It feels like one day I'm interested in one thing and the next it's something completely different.
I'm twenty fucking four and am still trying to decide.
I've gone to school twice already, and ended up not completing my programs.
First was general business. Second was addictions counselling.
Now I'm considering:
1) advertising & marketing communications
2) computer securties
3) electrician
4) computer engineering...
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military
>>17011311
If you pick one and you don't want to do it as a career, you move onto the next one. I still haven't finalized my decision on a career but I've eliminated several of my interests by taking classes for them and finding out that while they're fine as a hobby, they'd absolutely blow as a career.
>>17011327
can't, I'm a type 1 diabetic
>>17011416
I feel like that's so much money though.
Hey guys, so i got a throw away job recently, im 19 and its a job i didn't really want but i got anyway.
The interview day went well and I had good references ect so i knew i was gonna get the job, but what interest me the most was the lady doing the interviews, for some reason I'm extremely attracted to her, lime im sitting in this intro meeting and all i can think about is my dik in her mouth...
Id peg her age at about 25-35, really cant tell but my god do I want to plow her so bad, as a 19 YO is it possible to land a chick like this? (she is in a position...
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>>17011299
>Basically my question is as a low lvl employee how do i infiltrate my way into this girls pants and would this task be hard?
No. In fact it's probably easier since she'll understand from the get-go it's not going to be a serious relationship.
You just ask her out for coffee outside of work hours.
>>17011323
man if ur still there id appreciate more input, literally ask that would get me somewhere? Because id do that, depending on the NEGATIVE effects it may have. Its a throw away job but id still like to keep it.
>>17011351
further advice:
- don't treat any job as a throwaway job. Even if you hate it, if it's your job it's your job, own it and kick its ass or it will be the one you are stuck in forever.
- I've never worked at a place that mandated no workplace flings, so I don't know why politely approaching her would result in trouble. If you're a sloppy worker and you approach her in an improper way she has an excuse to fire you. If you're a good worker and you approach her in a polite...
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All the guys that I'm around seem desperate for relationships, and I just want to be treated like a warm hole.
I don't want to have a guy spend lots of money on me or take me out on dates or stuff. I just want him to pull down my pants and pump my pussy or my ass when he's horny.
My idea of fun is to lay facedown on the floor for a few hours while a guy cums in me over and over while he plays video games or watches tv. I don't care if he even looks at porn and pretends I'm someone else as long as he's fucking me while he does it....
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Tinder. Put it in your profile. Guaranteed replies.
/soc/ is made for hookups like this.
I could do that :o
My gf is irritated that I never buy her things, but I already spend most of my money on her (I pay for most dinners, etc.). I'm currently broke as fuck. She has a job, but I'm still studying. What do?
Get used to it.
>>17011223
She's actually doubting this relationship because of it.
Is there something special that she wants?
I am a student and I have little to no money, i want to go to a psychologyst to talk about my problema but it is to expensive for me, can someone here with knowledge in the domain help me?
>I am a student
But OP that's all you need! Your campus probably has a counseling office or something like that where you can talk to some one.
What's wrong?
>>17011228
If someone sees me going to psy, it will be shameful, plus i don't trust our psy, shes got highlights.
