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So I've been talking to a girl for a while now but it's starting to fall apart. It was cool at first but now we our conversations are meaningless and it's kinda depressing do you guys have any idea to how to get the relationship back to normal terms?
>>17006484
You should be talking to her in person, phones should only be used to communicate when you're meeting.
>>17006607
Not OP.
I don't think he mentioned phones or texts. I often find that conversation in person can be dull and depressing because there's not enough outside world for distraction and stimulation.
OP, try talking about things that you like or that you enjoy. Ask her about the things that she enjoys. Then, ask her to join you doing something that both of you might enjoy. How does that sound?
>>17006484
you sound like me OP.
Sister is raging because I refuse to go to my nieces baptism
Thing is she invited three groups of people I hate who ask too many personal questions and criticize too much
Am I in the wrong? I was gonna get my niece a gift anyways not like she knows what's going on
>>17006475
Eat your sister out
She won't be raging after
>>17006482
Thanks for that mental image phamily
>>17006488
Fuck that tripfag, seriously.
Eat your niece out
She won't be raging after
so my gf and i are getting into sexy time. shes saying shit like you own my pussy im your slut while shes touching my dick and im fingering her. so i have her get on her knees and shes sucking me and i start jerking a little and she says no stop but i keep going and cum on her face.
she cleans up and goes up to her room and tells me she cant look at me and to leave through text. that im disgusting and that i didnt ask to cum on her face and that im disgusting for doing that.
normally when someone says stop i do but with her she will tell me to stop mid sex or...
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>>17006390
Safe word.
>>17006390
Lol are you dating that chick who posted on here yesterday about her asshole bf who came on her face without her consent and then waited to get her a towel cause you were too busy admiring your work?
>>17006426
Kek no that's not me but that's hilariis.
I've told her to use a safe word before but she never says shit
So I had a fuck buddy for about six months before she became my gf.
We were supposed to be exclusive fuck buddies but I was very sure she slept with someone else during this period and it looked like for a while we weren't going to see eachother anymore, so I slept with a different girl. Fuck buddy (current gf) also strongly insinuated that she we were no longer exclusive after I suspected her of fucking someone else, so in my mind it was justified. My GF doesn't know I slept with another girl at this time.
Anyways, since all this has happened, things...
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>>17006366
>Cont
Here are the facts:
>Chlamydia almost always shows no symptoms in women.
>Shows symptoms 50% of the time in men
>When symptoms do show, they are usually 1-3 weeks after contracting the infection
>It has been 2 months since I slept with that other girl (and she was extremely inexperienced) - Only one previous sexual partner and over...
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Why would you fuck a rando without a condom you nasty asshole
You probably have it. Shit sucks, bro.
Hey guys, I dont expect anyone here to be able to fix my problem, I just really want to know if anyone else has gone through something similar
>Been drinking heavily for a few years. Daily
>Been trying to quit lately, had to taper off cuz I startet getting DTs, have no med insurance to get any withdrawal drugs.
>Tapering is going pretty good now, hardly drink at all anymore with no bad withdrawals.
>but, now I just feel empty, and alone, I have friends...
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>but, now I just feel empty, and alone
its called being sober anon. whats left of your liver will thank you
Go to AA or similar support group. 85% of those programs is about rebuilding and maintaining a healthy lifestyle (mentally, emotionally, physically)
>>17006462
>>17006473
thanks guys, Ill look into AA but I live in a really small rural town and dont think theres a group anywhere nearby
I don't want to escape the friend zone, what I'm interested in doing is trying get my friend to let me bang her.
as a relationship it would be a disaster but I really want to get it in just once
is this a surmountable obstacle? how do?
come on, gimme some love
>>17006459
oh, I tell jokes. Problem is she quit drinking so I can't even use it as a crutch.
I'm a simple man, I don't ask for much in life. just want to flip it doggy and get in that ass
I'm twenty one in college and I still feel like a kid. Someone told me I was a man and I replied in shock. I'm struggling as a CS major in my junior year, I've been fucking up grades. I defiantly put enough time and effort, I just don't use it efficiently. I never had to think logically this way up until now. The highest msth I took in grade school was Algebra 2 and Geometry, whenever I was failing a test I'd just cry and my special ed coteacher would walk me through. Now I'm having to think on my own and I don't know how. I think this is why...
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If your parents are so wealthy ask if they'll pay for you to talk to therapist
>>17006651
Both my sister and I've asked. They don't get it, they can't see past the stigma of being a patient. I went to the schools free one, on my first visit analysis I basically spilled all this out.
>>17006344
Damn dude I'm impressed how smoothly that paragraph went from maturity to school to crying.
Anyway stop fucking weeping and decide what you're going to next. If your grades are your priority (which you should be, you/your parents are not paying for you to shit around and take dating for a spin) then eliminate distractions and focus on studying. Stop chasing women and get your life in order first. Start setting achievable goals (certain gpa, getting projects done far ahead of time, etc) and go...
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My 20th birthday is coming up and I want to do something for it but I cant figure out what and thought I would ask adv. My boyfriend is coming up and he is currently unemployed so it would need to be something more on the cheap side of things. I plan on taking a week off to spend time with him while hes up as well as doing something for my birthday.
Any ideas? I'm kinda stumped
Go out on a date and do free shit that's around. Then go home and fuck. Sounds like a good bday to me.
>>17006318
this, plus bake a birthday cake or cookies together
watch a movie at your house and make dinner together
I'm a straight guy who also likes chicks with dicks. I want to experience sucking dick and see what I think, but men are out of the question, no interest whatsoever.
I suppose then I should find a shemale, but where do you find those? I'm just an internet shut-in who doesn't know these things. I do know of a gay bar about 40 minutes away, do shemales go to such places?
tl;dr want a casual hookup to suck dick, but only on shemale
>>17006277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItbWZY9SwQ
I'm curious how you will ask random lesbos whether or not they have a dick, lol.
Buy a dildo and suck it for now, I guess.
there's probably a dating site for it by now.
I tripped at work and my inner thigh fell on a metal rod which went into my leg 3 or 4 inches in.
I can't see a doctor. I think I still have tetanus shot. Washed wound with hydrogen peroxide. Treated with Betadine. Applied antibiotic cream. Placed a bandage. Taking anti-inflammatory pills. So far it's only swollen.
Should I do anything else?
>>17006257
So you have a stab wound? Have you thought about going to the doctor instead of saying you can't go see a doctor?
Why can't you see a doctor..? If you were at work, you could force your boss to pay for work injuries . If need be, sue. Lawyers love that shit.
Was the rod fairly sterilized ? I.e. Not a random 10 year old rod sticking out of the ground .
Get workman's comp and see a doctor, you fucking mongoloid.
